Golden Greenery
Chapter 129 (Part 1) Piggy 2 Destroys Ono-kun
The Italian Grosso dribbled the ball all the way forward until he reached the bottom line before encountering a block. He gave the ball to Ribery, but Scar saw that there was no good chance and handed it to the Romanian Cobra Illie who retreated to receive the ball. Cobra encountered interference and simply passed the ball to the retreating Piggy.
This pass was a little too small due to Feyenoord midfielder Galli's tackle. The ball went between Xiaozhu and Ono Shinji. I saw Xiaozhu and Ono Shinji desperately striding towards the football's predicted direction. Rushing over, Feyenoord players Smolanek and Luerlin also stepped forward to compete for the ball. For a time, three people surrounded Xiaozhu, and other Madibao players were a little unable to catch up.
Piggy Heart said: It’s broken, the ball is going to be lost. I heard Zhuo Yang shouting: Destroy and go!
The little pig swung up his right leg and hit the football with all his strength: Go wherever you like!
Everyone knows that Bastian Schweinsteiger has a super tough toe. Xiaozhu faced Shinji Ono, who was preparing for a sliding tackle.
Damn it, why does this scene look so similar? In the flash of lightning, Xiaozhu muttered a little: This was the situation just now, even what Zhuo Yang shouted was exactly the same.
Xiaozhu is a kind-hearted person: he just destroyed the Korean, and he still doesn’t know if his wife will come to trouble him. If I waste another Japanese and two women come looking for trouble, I can’t fucking speak Korean or Japanese!
Thinking of this, Xiaozhu slightly tilted the instep of his pulled out feet and hooked his toes slightly, trying to kick the ball upwards and do a half-high ball. No one's thing could grow that high anyway.
Ono Shinji was about to cross his legs and shovel, when suddenly, he felt something was wrong.
Damn it, why does this scene look so similar? In the flash of lightning, Mr. Ono muttered a little: This was the situation just now, even what the Chinese shouted was exactly the same.
Mr. Ono is a cautious person: He just deposed Mr. Song Zhong on the 8th, and he still doesn’t know if Mr. Song’s wife will cry to death. If I get such a beating, my woman will have even more excuses not to go home at night.
Thinking of this, Ono Shinji quickly retracted his stance from shoveling, hurriedly covered his vitals with his hands, and jumped up with all his strength. He had to avoid the egg-breaking hammer from Bastian Schweinsteiger.
Ono Shinji jumped up, and Piggy's ball also flew up. So, football is wedged in the nose of the Japanese.
Piggy's feet are notoriously hard and cruel. I saw Shinji Ono being swatted from the air like a fly swatter. Before landing, his head made a big wave, and his nosebleeds threw an arch in the air. Zhuo Yang, who was about ten meters away, was almost splashed with blood. The football flew directly over the stadium dome and fell into the canal, startling the captain of the passing freighter: Where are you working?
The little pig was dumbfounded: Brother, did you do this on purpose? There's no way you would be so cooperative. I turned a blind eye when I should be cooperating with your performance...
The little pig hunched his shoulders, spread out his hands, and twisted his mouth in circles to show everyone that he was still alive. However, none of the brothers dared to talk to him at the moment, and seeing him was like seeing a ghost.
How about saying that the Yamato nation is tenacious and brave! Ono Shinji rolled up from the ground with a determined expression, not at all like the Korean Song Zhongguo who was so distorted that his face could no longer be seen. "Japanese Beckham" Ono-kun has a solemn expression, and his two nostrils shoot out nosebleeds one after another, like an automatic intermittent sprinkler on the grass.
Ono-kun put his hands on his hips, slowly turned his body, and looked around: Hey, where am I? who I am? Where do I come from? Where am I going?
The strong but confused philosopher Shinji Ono refused to lie down because he did not recognize the two people who had just ran over in front of him. The Feyenoord team doctor had to let him stand and used various methods to stop the Japanese's bleeding.
There was blood cotton gauze all over the floor, just like an operating room. It finally got temporarily blocked, and maybe flushing it with clean water made it look less leaky. The area around the nose is a little cleaner. Now everyone looks at Shinji Ono and feels weird no matter how he looks at it.
There must be something wrong!
Everyone's nose is pointed forward,
At this time, the tip of Ono Shinji's nose was pointed straight to the left!
The nose, which was originally quite high and pointed, pointed very stubbornly to the left, as if it was looking for and pointing to something. Everyone's eyes followed it involuntarily and looked there, uncontrollably and with difficulty in looking back.
Like the old road sign at the past intersection, whoever drives up to Ono-kun will automatically turn right.
At this moment, if you want to say that Shinji Ono is the "Japanese Beckham", it is obviously an insult. Without Victoria having to say anything, Beckham would have to fall out first.
Feyenoord team doctor Uncle Fan Chemel was a kind man. He subconsciously stretched out his hand to help Ono straighten his nose. Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand touched his nose, Ono-kun howled like a slaughtered pig: "Wugouku, ah baa belt -! ah baa belt -!" (Friendly translation: Don't move, stop!)
The 20,000 people in the audience, including players, fans, coaches and reporters, all felt their noses were sore and couldn't help but want to cover it with their hands. The Vidocq Stadium was completely silent.
The brothers stared blankly at the little pig, the flesh on their faces twitching.
Scar squeaked and said: "Little pig..., Scar, I usually talk and masturbate, don't you care..."
Mo Dashanren: "Little pig,... I treated you to dinner..."
Zhuo Yang: "...I took you there on a bicycle..."
Butcher: "...what,...elbow...elbow..."
Second brother: "...you don't like listening to poetry,...I'll change it..."
piggy:"……"
Shinji Ono was still looking at everything around him inexplicably, looking very curious, with his nose like a capital 'L'. Everyone can see that the Japanese who has temporarily lost his memory has no possibility of continuing the game. When he blows his nose, all the snot will be sprayed on his left leg.
Suddenly, Mertesacker, who has always had a comprehensive and mature way of thinking, thought of something: "That Chilean, it's time to come up."
The eyes of the second brother Montolivo suddenly lit up, and murderous intent suddenly appeared. The eyes of the brothers all lit up: "Second brother is our brother. If he is unhappy, we will find a way to make him happy."
Brothers usually leave this kind of thing to Zhuo Yang, the leg-breaking maniac! Zhuoyang thought: Later, I will switch places with the butcher, and go up to the Chilean, so that I can vent my anger on my second brother. Thinking like this, I was about to turn around and pat my second brother's chest.
The second brother turned his head and said, "Little pig, if you work harder, I'll leave it to you." The murderous look in his eyes was full of trust. Except for Zhuo Yang, the others also looked at Master Piggy and nodded at Schweinsteiger.
piggy:"……"
Zhuo Yang: "..." Mobile phone users please browse and read for a better reading experience.
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