Golden Greenery

In fact, before the first game was over, Ronaldo was basically like a zombie.

It was very fast. The first game only took about three minutes. The score was 11:2. Ronaldo only scored the two points that Liu Guoliang did not catch the ball at the beginning.

For Liu Guoliang, the game is extremely simple. When receiving the serve, it is just a beat... No, it should be called a "card" because he used a credit card. When it was his turn to serve, it was only a matter of two blocks. Once the serve was blocked, Ronaldo came back and made up for another block, ending the fighting round.

Because he only had a small credit card in his hand, Liu Guoliang couldn't show any skills when serving, so he could only simply knock the table tennis ball over the net. It was just short balls that did not come out.

Then the following performances were all exactly the same. No matter whether the ball hit by Ronaldo was long or short, no matter what kind of rotation, whether it was in his forehand or backhand position, no matter what angle and angle, Liu Guoliang would always raise and pull his arms. The past is also called the past.

Swift and fierce, flowing light and shadow.

Liu Guoliang didn't play any tricks or show off his skills, he was just quick and tricky.

The landing points were all over Ronaldo's half of the table in every strange position, every time in the corner where he least expected it, and Ronaldo couldn't catch it every time. Twice I managed to twist my body and bend over, but the ball hit the racket and flew away.

But it was these two times that made Ronaldo extremely shocked. The powerful impact from the racket almost made him unable to grasp it.

Ronaldo has been playing table tennis for many years, and he has also surpassed some masters, including some world famous players like Waldner, but he has never seen a small white ball that can produce such concussion and impact.

Which four table tennis balls are there? Ping-pong cannon, cannonball cannon!

Opposite him stood a short, fat human-shaped howitzer. This howitzer was also the cleaner of Zhuo Yang's family.

The Real Madrid people present looked at Liu Guoliang in horror. Since they were able to gather around here, they naturally had some experience in table tennis, but the scene in front of them made them realize that their original knowledge was so superficial. When many people are frightened, what they want to do most is to make a phone call: Wife, come and see God.

This god is a wretched, short, fat man, and he is also the cleaner of Zhuo Yang's house.

Zhuo Yang held the howitzer's gun jacket and the God's crown robe, which were fiery red, and put his head on Khedira's back to hold back the trembling. But even though he held it in so hard, he still made a few piggy grunts intermittently.

After the two changed sides, the second game started. The plot was the same. The score was 11:1 for Liu Guoliang. One of his serves went into the net intentionally. In the Chinese table tennis world, it is a rule not to shave the opponent's head. Even if he plays with a credit card, Liu Guoliang will not break China's rules.

With a big score of 2:0, Liu Guoliang cannot be called a winner. This kind of victory is an insult to him. But Ronaldo lost, and he was naked. At this moment, he was like a ruined flower that had been destroyed by heavy rain and strong wind, standing beside the table in despair.

In the eyes of everyone with fear and admiration, Liu Guoliang calmly took the down jacket and put it on, the howitzer and the god disappeared, and the table tennis god of war returned to a wretched middle-aged short fat man, a flaming fat man. .

He took out his wallet and blew on the credit card in his hand. In addition to the straight and horizontal boards, Liu Guoliang created the third way of playing table tennis today.

Cristiano Ronaldo said in a daze: "Can you... let me see that?" He pointed at the credit card Liu Guoliang was about to put in his wallet.

"No, there is money here."

"How much money do you have? I'll pay double to buy it, okay?"

"No." After saying that, Liu Guoliang stuffed the credit card, put the wallet back into the lining pocket, and carefully zipped the zipper inside.

Cristiano Ronaldo holds the table tennis table with both hands, otherwise he will collapse. "Sir, may I ask...who are you?"

Liu Guoliang narrowed his eyes and looked at Ronaldo expressionlessly for three seconds. "I told you, I'm a cleaner."

Before Zhuo Yang could finish his translation, Liu Guoliang turned around and said, "Let's go Zhuo Yang." He strode out with his short legs.

"Hey, brother, please slow down and wait for me. Brother, be careful when stepping on the steps..." Zhuo Yang trotted away.

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When he arrived at the parking lot, Zhuo Yang was already laughing so hard that Liu Guoliang had to hold him up. Xiaotong, who was waiting in the car, saw this: "So happy, it seems that Coach Liu has won a big victory?"

"Ahahaha..., Julius, let me tell you, it's not just a complete victory, ahahahaha...Have you ever seen someone playing table tennis with a credit card? Ahahaha...Brother Liu tortures people and abuses his realm... …Hahaha……"

‘Weng~weng~’ Maybach drove away from Valdebebas Sports City.

When he finally stopped laughing and could regain his breath, Zhuo Yang rubbed his stiff cheeks and cheeks vigorously before asking Liu Guoliang. "Brother Liu, what do you think of Cristiano Ronaldo's table tennis level?"

Liu Guoliang thought for a while: "Let me tell you this, what do you think the piano level ten is?"

"Elementary school student." Zhuo Yang said.

Piano level assessment from Level 1 to Level 10 is a way of playing piano for amateurs. There is no such thing in the professional piano field, and the rating is entirely to cater to parents who practice piano. Every time children take exams, the institutions that run them will also receive exam income.

However, in the eyes of professional piano players, Level 10 is just an entry level, which means you can start playing the piano. However, for most ordinary amateurs, even if they choose not to continue their studies after passing Level 10, these years of piano learning experience are enough to become a valuable asset in their lives, and they are enough to have a stable and long-lasting hobby to accompany them throughout their lives. .

A child with normal talent can basically reach the tenth level after 5 to 8 years of hard training. Of course, this refers to a veritable normal level ten. Because the rating thing is not easy to say, the individual level difference between level 10 and level 10 is very big. Some level 10 students do not even understand the most basic knowledge of music theory, and there are many people who do not even know the staff.

As for the serious amateur level ten, Zhuo Yang did not take the exam, but that was only his level in the second grade of elementary school.

"That's right." Liu Guoliang nodded: "For those domestic factories and mining enterprises that have developed relatively good mass sports, their internal table tennis champions are equivalent to level 10 piano players."

"That Cristiano Ronaldo of yours is just a level 3, 4, 4 or 5 guy. If you throw him into our factory in China, he can bully the female workers who play table tennis, but there are a lot of men who can kill him."

Zhuo Yang clicked his tongue and said: "Fuck, so exaggerated? He is one of the best table tennis players in the football world, wouldn't he be like this?"

"Brother, how do you think our country's title of 'Table Tennis Kingdom' came from? How do you think the Chinese table tennis team's world-beating sports foundation came from? It is these hundreds of millions of table tennis enthusiasts who have accumulated For someone like me.”

"Brother, I'm not talking about you. There are many people in China who can't play table tennis, but this is the first time I've seen people like you who can't play. Hey, brother Julius, you can play table tennis. Ball?"

Xiaotong said with a smile: "I have a long forehand on the horizontal board. If I hit it blindly, I won't be able to hit it well."

"Listen, Zhuoyang, listen..."

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