Golden Greenery

Pepe is so fierce!

Rumor has it: North Derong South Pepe, East Ibusiruni. In fact, among these four fierce men, only Pepe is so fierce that he can last forever, and the other four are somewhat deceiving the world.

Ibrahimovic's fierceness comes from his "black belt in Taekwondo" character. The world has never seen the true warrior effect of Ibrahimovic.

Rooney is also similar to Ibrahimovic. The little fat guy has a reputation as a boxer when he was a boy. Zhuoyang has always suspected that he followed Gattuso's routine. However, he is very powerful when running on the court, which is very impressive.

Detu, who ranks first among the four evil masters, is actually hampered by his appearance most of the time. Detu's fierceness is 'steady and ruthless', but he is not evil. But the scene of him kicking out Real Madrid teammate Alonso with a heartfelt kick in the 2010 World Cup final is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that his kick will last forever.

Pepe is not the case. His toughness is an indiscriminate bombing, regardless of gender, age or child. Whether the opponent is Lu Zhishen or Lin Daiyu, as long as they are not wearing the same jersey as him, they will be shoveled so that neither Lu’s mother nor Lin’s mother can recognize them. .

In the final in South Africa, Detu and Alonso each have their own masters after all, but Pepe will go crazy. There is really no distinction between friend and foe, and he would rather kill the mistake than let it go.

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Just one minute after referee Mateo Raos blew the opening whistle, Dan Alves made a low and long pass from his own half to find Xavi in ​​front.

Harvey was very smart. He knew how difficult Detu was who was close to him, so he made a fake move to meet the ball outwards, then quickly transformed into a top, spinning around Detu to the inside of him, and then Use your back to position yourself to catch the ball.

Detu pouted and Harvey lost his position.

Immediately afterwards, they heard the sound of B-2 bombers taking off.

Harvey is so clever, he said in his heart: Not good! He took advantage of the direction and inertia of being pushed away by De Tu and ran away without even daring to look back.

Frankly speaking, Detu also wanted to run, but the football had already flown above his head, and his sense of responsibility prevented him from taking off his legs to escape.

In an instant, dark clouds covered the sky and the sun, and a huge black shadow enveloped the sky with wild sand and smashed down instantly. Detu was scattered on the grass with a 'Ouch~' sound.

At this moment, he remembered the night when the moon passed through white lotus-like clouds when he was a child. He sat on a high pile of bones and listened to his mother's story about the bombing of Amsterdam in the past.

When Pepe, the beast bomber, slapped Detu from behind, his shiny black head was also pressed against the football. But he didn't make a blind save. The football flew to Bell's feet on the left side of the frontcourt very accurately.

The Great Sage ran wildly with joy. It was impossible for humans to catch him. He rushed into the penalty area from an oblique angle. Facing the attacking old Pinto, the Great Sage pushed the back corner angrily, and the football missed the upright and missed the baseline.

They almost scored a goal at the beginning, but the Real Madrid players did not regret it at the first moment, but quickly paid attention to Detu scattered on the ground.

Zhuoyang suppressed his laughter and helped his brother up from the ground. Fortunately, Mr. Tu did not bomb and destroy him, but the expression on his face definitely showed a sense of ruin after being abused. Pepe has no business at all. Beast-shaped bombers are no different from humans.

"Tu, what's the matter? Why don't you just avoid me? What's the matter?"

Detu was an honest man. He said "Ouch, ouch" with one hand on his waist and Zhuo Yang pulled him around in circles.

On the other hand, he stretched out his other hand and waved it towards Pepe, indicating that he was 'what's the matter'.

Zhuo Yang said: "Brother Pei, I will obey you even if you don't agree with me. If you can beat the butcher to death, Brother Pei, you are the best in the history. Kangkangkangkang~~"

Pepe scratched his bald head and said, "Look at the fuss this has caused..."

Suddenly, Zhuo Yang Ding calmed down and said to Harvey: "Dou Dou, you are so fucking ungrateful. You knew you were going to run, but you didn't say you wanted to drag Mr. Tu along with you?"

Harvey couldn't laugh or cry: "If I had been slower, you would have been supporting two people now, believe it or not?"

Scar Ribery also rushed over. Seeing that De Tu was fine and Zhuo Yang deliberately teasing Harvey, he also wanted to imitate the cat.

After glancing around, Scar saw Dimaria and was immediately furious: "Angel, you are such a turtle, you don't know how to call the butcher to get away."

Angel Di pointed to the front with both hands: "I'm over there, a dozen stations away from here, but I have a voice as good as a dozen stations. Scar, do you have ears like a dozen stations?"

Scar puffed his beard and glared: "Anyway, you Argentinians have a very bad conscience."

Boss Mei: "Say it again."

Detu, who had already recovered, shouted angrily: "Go, go, go!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha..." These bad guys laughed together.

The famous Spanish whistler Laos feels that today's El Clasico is very different from usual. Such a fried and cheerful atmosphere is really inconsistent with history.

Laos is known for his careful playing and strong field control. The games he officiates always seem smooth, and the game is much less broken intermittently than other referees. This characteristic is probably the most important reason why he was assigned to officiate this final.

El Clasico has always been a popular game. If a referee is assigned a strict whistle and strict enforcement, red and yellow cards will definitely fly everywhere, and the rhythm of the game will be so broken that it is unbearable to watch.

The scene just now was rare in the history of El Clasico, and Raos felt that today's game should be different, and it seemed that it would not be too difficult.

However, just two minutes later, reality hit him in the face.

After Neymar received Xiaobai's pass, he turned around and brushed away Khedira. After breaking into the penalty area, he encountered Shui Ye and Pepe. The steel security door almost caught him to death.

Neymar sat on the ground, covering his cheeks and protesting at the top of his lungs that Pepe slapped him in the face when the door was closed. He was so angry that Pepe almost took off again and slapped him on the spot.

"You're so shameless, you're faking!"

"You bastard, try hitting me again!"

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you!"

The two people turned into fighting cocks and instantly made each other burst into tears. Look at those people who were beating each other and putting down their sticks just now. A swarm of swarms of chickens rushed up to make fun of each other and set up rice seedlings. A group of chickens. The air in the Bernabeu was full of "what are you looking at" and "what are you looking at".

Laos said in his heart: Yes, it is still the original flavor and the old recipe.

Laos, who is not known for wholesale red and yellow cards, still gave Neymar and Pepe a yellow card in just four minutes of the game in order to calm the incident, and then dispersed the crowd.

After putting away the sign, the Laos referee turned around and found that Scar and Angel, who had just had a cockfight that was no less lively than Neymar and Pepe, looked like different people, dancing and chatting while walking, look at their expressions The conversation was either about hot pot or beautiful women.

The famous whistler Laos shook his head vigorously. The current national derby was a bit incomprehensible to him, it was very fantasy.

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