Golden Greenery

Twelve years ago, shortly after Zhuo Yang came to Hannover to study, he heard a very German joke.

Grandpa Hans sat on the hillside and said to his grandson: "Did you see that church? I built it, but people don't call me 'Hans the Church Builder.'"

Then he pointed to the bridge in the distance and said, "Did you see that bridge? I built it too, but no one calls me 'Hans the Bridge Builder'."

"The school you went to school was also built by me bit by bit, but no one calls me 'Hans the School Builder'."

"But I just fucked a pig once..."

Miraculously, this joke was told by piglet Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Piggy's surname, Schweinsteiger (Schweinsteiger), in German, the first half of Schwein's 'Schwein' means 'pig', which is also the origin of his nickname 'Little Pig'. In the second half of the story, ‘steiger’ is ‘a person who climbs’.

This is very speechless and makes people question the good things done by the ancestors of the Xiaozhu family.

In fact, 'Schweinsteiger' is an old surname in Bavaria, Steiger 'steiger' means animal house in the old High German, so the correct meaning of the surname 'Schweinsteiger' He is a 'person who works in a pig pen', and the ancestor of the rich second-generation pig also came from a miserable background.

Xiaozhu's open-mindedness and humor can also be seen from this. This joke quickly brought Zhuoyang and Xiaozhu closer to each other twelve years ago. Twelve years later, their brotherly friendship has already become famous in football.

Zhuoyang asked Xiaozhu: Will you play at Bayern until you retire? Xiaozhu shook his head: I haven't considered such far-off things.

In three months, Xiaozhu will turn thirty, and he will be a full year older than Zhuoyang. Xiaozhu said that he will not consider quitting the national team until after the 2018 World Cup, when he is 34 years old, and then he will think about retirement. He will not leave Bayern until he retires from the national team.

When I asked this question, a few days ago, the two of them were sitting in the stands of La Caja Mágica. La Caja Mágica has a very nice name when translated into Chinese - Magic Box. It is an outdoor clay court for tennis in Madrid.

Zhuoyang has never been interested in tennis, and he has never heard that Xiaozhu likes tennis, but Xiaozhu suddenly ran to Madrid during the busy season and dragged him to watch the 2014 Madrid Masters. He was crazy.

When the little pig got sick, Zhuo Yang never asked him why, nor would he treat him. He would accompany him no matter what he wanted to do, just like pampering his own son.

He accompanied Xiaozhu to watch a women's singles semi-final between Russian star Maria Sharapova and Serbia's Ana Ivanovic. Zhuo Yang believed that Xiaozhu came to see the beauty, because the appearance of the two in the competition was equal to that in the tennis world.

During the game, Sharapova defeated Ivanovic twice to enter the final. Zhuoyang and Xiaozhu were intoxicated by Sharapova's high-pitched and ecstatic screams throughout the game, and almost killed the two dogs. Laughing in the stands.

Xiaozhu couldn't laugh today. After 0:3 at home and 0:4 in the big score, he was pushed to the midfielder position by Guardiola. He couldn't even imagine a shocking reversal, but he had to find some dignity for Bayern.

Bayern's entire formation has been adjusted. After Hama came in, he served as a single defensive midfielder, with Xiaozhu and Akuang Kroos in front of him, and Pizarro, Erwa Muller and Gotze formed a front trident. Bayern at this time looks a bit like Barcelona.

After the adjustment, it was time to attack aggressively, and Ancelotti took advantage of the situation and started his familiar defensive counterattack. In terms of chaotic melees and limited battles, An Pang is indeed inferior to Mourinho and Simeone, but when it comes to defensive counterattacks, An Pang, who has been immersed in Serie A all his life, may not be convinced by anyone.

Bayern, which had only three shots in the first half, gradually overtook Real Madrid in this data, but the score never changed.

In the first move, after Lahm attacked from the right, Bayern's attack passed through the ribs of Real Madrid's defense.

Xiaozhu picked up the ball and hit it on the right side of the penalty area, passing the two tough men Detu and Pepe. Facing Casillas who abandoned the goal and attacked, Xiaozhu suddenly fell to the ground at a very small angle and fired, and the football went straight to the empty goal.

The ball speed was definitely not slow. Just when it was about to pass the line, Zhuoyang arrived to make up the defense.

But this ball was very difficult for him to handle, because Mu Erwa and Alaba, one on the left and one on the right, were rushing towards him at the same time. The two of them tightly sandwiched Zhuoyang in the middle, desperately fighting for position.

The three of them made flying tackles side by side at the same time, all targeting the football. Zhuo Yang wanted to make a clearance, while Erwa and Liu Xing wanted to block the clearance space.

If Zhuo Yang simply made a clearance, it would not be difficult, but under such a double team, there is a very high probability that the clearance ball will still be hit by the two of them and hit the goal, and it will be difficult to kick it in any direction. It's even lucky that Zhuoyang didn't cause an own goal.

The three people were like an out-of-control carriage, a troika, and they hit the goal line together in a blink of an eye, and became a knot in the net in the blink of an eye.

The football lay quietly on the goal line, motionless.

No one knows how Zhuoyang did it. How did he achieve such exquisite control in the collision between the two, and what technical moves did he use to stop the football in the sliding tackle.

Master Shui rushed to Bigfoot to rescue him, and the danger was completely eliminated.

Xiaozhu lay sprawled on the bottom line and couldn't believe his eyes. Zhuoyang, Erwa and Liu Xing were like fish caught in a trawl net.

Twelve years ago, after Xiaozhu told Zhuo Yang an interesting story about his surname "Schweinsteiger", he also asked about the origin of "Zhuo" and was very curious to find out if there were any Chinese in the pig pen with their family. The people who work' have almost the same last name.

Zhuo Yang thought for a while and told Xiaozhu that his "Yang" came from his mother's surname, and part of the Chinese surname Yang originated from the official position of sheep herders in ancient times. Later, "Sheep" evolved into "Yang".

Later, the little pig showed off everywhere, saying that the name "Zhuoyang" means "a person who is very good at herding sheep", an excellent shepherd. Schwein and Zhuo Yang, the two generals of Madibao.

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With everyone's help, Zhuoyang untied the net, stood up and patted Alaba's butt.

When he was sliding the ball with his right foot just now, in order to prevent Alaba from causing damage, Zhuoyang gave Alaba a hard knee on his butt with his left leg and pushed him aside. I don't know if the kid is still in pain now.

Chinese fans call Alaba ‘Austrian Liu Xing’ because of their resemblance. In the same way, there are Neymar’s ‘Brazilian Zhang Zhenyue’ and Hazard’s ‘Belgian Yang Kun’, all because they look alike.

Some people also said that Philipp Lahm looks like Da Zhangwei, but it was not widely recognized by Chinese fans, so they did not shout out.

Lahm means "lame" in German. It's not difficult to guess the origin of this surname. It must be that the ancestors of the Lahm family must have had trouble with their legs and feet.

Ram's legs have been seriously injured several times, and I don't know if there is any connection with his not-so-elegant last name. However, there was no problem with Ram's legs today. He made other problems, which scared Zhuo Yang.

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