Golden Greenery

Tiha Zhuoyang stood up with a simple knife in his hand, laughed loudly and said: "I have heard for a long time that the Siamese Mongolian sweat medicine has the longest lasting effect, and it is actually the best condiment for traveling at home and drinking wine. Outside the members, the ugly words are ahead, today If the Siamese medicine can't make us happy, I'll chop off the heads of your birds on this yellow mud hill."

Before member Simone could reply, Costa smiled, his expression endlessly charming.

"Master Tihath has such a strong tone, and he is not afraid of flashing his tongue when he speaks..."

‘Bang! ’

Zhuo Tiha slapped Yi Zhihua's face flat with the blade, knocking back the words he had not finished speaking into his stomach.

"If you talk too much, I will chop your face into pieces next time."

Yihua covered his face with a groan and jumped behind Yunlong Bilia. He grabbed his collar and said tremblingly: "Brother Calabash, he is so fierce. I am afraid of him."

There was a surge of rivers and seas in Ruyunlong's chest and abdomen, almost squirting out the pickled food in his belly overnight.

Simone ignored it and just smiled: "Tiyaha, you will know after you try it." After that, he went to the cart to get a handful of dates and handed them to Zhuoyang.

Zhuo Yang raised his eyes and saw that the jujube was plump and round, red and oily. When he slapped it open with his palm, the jujube meat was even more plump, and he immediately felt hungry.

Throwing half of it into his mouth, a wave of coolness immediately rushed into Tianling Gai. Zhuo Yang couldn't help shouting: "Good medicine!" After that, he swallowed the dates one after another.

Simone also secretly admired it and immediately bowed his hands: "Tishaguo is not a mortal. The power of this Siamese sweat medicine is extremely overbearing. No hero has ever looked down upon it like Tihar."

Zhuo Tiha said: "Xiong's nonsense, go pack thirty kilograms and carry it to grandpa."

Simone shouted: "Bring the dates."

Zhuotiha also asked the sergeant to give half a barrel of wine to the jujube seller, and everyone started to eat.

When Yi Zhihua Costa saw Zhuo Tiha eating three bowls of wine with jujubes, he came closer and said, "Tiha, I can teach you. Although the wine from the slave family is mountain wine, it is from Niulan Mountain." This is a recipe for old wine. After eating three bowls, a person will become drunk and cannot pass the yellow mud hill in front of him. People with clear eyesight call it 'three bowls cannot pass the hill'."

Zhuo Tiha snorted coldly, then downed two more bowls and said, "Grandpa, have you ever been drunk?" After that, he drank two more bowls.

Yizhihua's face was flushed, and she wished she could do something embarrassing to the hero in front of her who looked like a god descending from heaven. But at this moment, the hero only had wine and medicinal dates in his eyes. A sip of wine and a date pill.

A flower opened half of his clothes, took a gourd to scoop it up, ate half the gourd in a few times, tugged on Zhuo Tiha's sleeve, and said in a charming voice: "Tyha, if you are willing, eat the remaining parts of my half gourd." liquor."

Zhuo Tisha raised his hand and knocked a flower three feet out of the woods. He might not be able to survive. He ignored her and continued to drink wine and take jujube pills.

Tutor Tu couldn't bear it, so he ran to help Costa up a flower, then tore open the half-opened skirt of his clothes, and put his hand in to touch hard.

A flower clicked, and after regaining his breath, Coach Tu continued to figure it out.

Yi Zhihua said sadly: "Thank you, Master Jun, for saving my life."

Coach Tu said loudly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." He was still trying to figure it out. "The well-educated little lady learned that the Sa family was originally from Weizhou. In the early years, they ran a raw meat shop in Xiguan, the county seat. They also had a nickname in the world, called "Zhen Guanxi" Detu. If it weren't for a singing woman, How can you be a thief and an army today?"

Yi Zhi Hua said: "Master Jun, you must not belittle yourself.

A good man has his ambitions in all directions, and the bright moon shines on the river. "

Tu Jiaotou added: "The little lady is quite beautiful, so the Sa family will give her something as a gift." After saying that, he took off the baggage on his back, took out the jar and opened it. "This is an inheritance from my family. My mother asked me to give it to my daughter-in-law before she died."

"How can the beauty of this little lady be buried in this deserted mountain village? It's better to travel north and south with the Sa family and become a couple. Come on, come on, if you are willing, you can eat these thirty kilograms of delicious food."

a flower:"……"

Just when he was in trouble, someone sang loudly: "Little lady, don't listen to the butcher's nonsense." Old Yu Houxi strode over, waving a paper fan, and also stretched out his hand to try.

"I am a native of Qinghe County. I live in the west gate of the county. People in the world call me 'Kaxi official'. My story starts from a bamboo pole on the second floor. It's okay not to talk about it. Little lady, if you are willing to follow When I go back to Qinghe County, you will be the most handsome boy in Ximen."

"Eat my shit!"

"I have a grape trellis at home."

Yizhihua was so busy: "Two military masters, please don't start a dispute. Why don't you accompany me to eat wine and figure it out at the same time?"

The two of them said in unison: "That's very good."

The three of them drank wine, and the more they ate, the more they drank, so let’s not mention it for now. In this room, Officer Simone took out a utensil, but no one recognized it.

Zhuotiha asked: "What is this weapon?"

The western member smiled and said, "Tihar is surprised. The luminous cup of grape wine is called a cocktail shaker. It is made of glass, and the Persians are the best at using it."

Tiha said: "Please adjust it a little bit and let me see."

I saw the western member dancing with his hands and playing with the cocktail shaker very beautifully. After a bit of coquettishness, he slowly poured out the wine and handed it over to Tijia again.

Xi Yuanwai said: "This is for sobering up. Nowadays, noble people drink like this. Otherwise, it is impossible to express taste. Otherwise, it is like a cow chewing peonies. Only sobered wine is the best thing to show off."

Zhuo Tiha hurriedly handed over his hands and said, "Be taught, be taught."

The Western member said sternly: "You and other people who have never drank before may not know that after sobering up, drinking like this is no different from ordinary wine."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

Officer Simonyi saw that Zhuo Yang was really drunk. Not to mention three bowls, I'm afraid it was hard to get drunk with thirty or three hundred bowls. The jujube pills mixed with Siamese sweat medicine were like dried beef, without changing its color at all.

The 300,000-dan birthday plan was right in front of him. Simone did not dare to delay any longer, so he winked at the red-haired ghost Godin.

After receiving the order, Godin quietly took out the medicine bag from his arms, pretended to drink wine, shook it and shouted: "How can you wait for the military master to be so arrogant? This wine is a business without capital, and you promised ten kilograms of dates, and you want it." Twenty kilograms, and another thirty kilograms, but only half a barrel of wine was given to me. I can’t eat enough, please give me another scoop."

After saying that, he grabbed it and felt pain, scooped out a scoop and ran away. Shui Dutou came after him, but was blocked by Zhiduo Xingkeke. The red-haired ghost took advantage of the situation and poured the medicine into the ladle.

Luo Yuhou dodged the wooden gourd with his hands, flew up and kicked the red-haired ghost away, and scolded: "You are such an ignorant fool, don't you dare to snatch my wine while I'm waiting for it, and then I'll beat you to death." After that, Then he threw the wooden ladle back into the bucket.

All the soldiers laughed in unison, still surrounding a flower, eating wine and guessing. Zhuo Tiha still drank wine and took jujube pills.

Not long after, I heard Simone singing: "It's down, it's down!"

All the soldiers were seen falling down from exhaustion, lying on the ground like mud. Zhuo Tisha couldn't help but felt weak in his hands and feet, and his vision suddenly turned black. He forcefully picked up the sword and stood up, but he fell to the ground and could no longer move.

In a daze, Simone took away the birthday card. Zhuo Yang gathered his energy and asked: "Hero, there is definitely no sweat medicine in the wine. Can you tell me what it is so that I can understand it clearly."

The red-haired ghost Godin snorted coldly: "Cephalosporin!"

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