Golden Greenery

"Zhuo Dui, you have to make the decision for me on this matter. I really have no choice. You are the leader of our Madibao people, so I have no choice but to come here."

The reason why French ‘Potato’ Mathieu Valbuena calls Zhuo Yang ‘Zhuo Team’ instead of ‘Zhuo Brother’ is because he is one year older than Zhuo Yang. He was an old brother who played in the Bundesliga with Zhuo Yang in Madiburg.

He rushed to Madrid at noon, which showed that things were very urgent for Tudou. You must know that he was not in Marseille, which was only a few hundred kilometers away from Madrid, but in far away Moscow.

After the World Cup, Tudou left Marseille, where he had played for eight years, and transferred to Dynamo Moscow in the Russian Premier League for 7 million. The transfer is not unusual, but Marseille club has sealed Valbuena's No. 28 jersey, which is a bit awesome. The first archived jersey in football is No. 2-18.

What is Zhuoyang's status in Madibao? What contribution did he make to Fort Madi? Even if Potato is completely incomparable to Marseille, it is enough to show that he has been very good in the past eight years.

Indeed, although Tudou is not a big player in the French national team, mainly serving as a substitute for captain Scar, or occasionally serving as an attacking midfielder when playing in the midfield, he is an out-and-out boss in the Marseille club. .

But now Mr. Potato is in trouble, otherwise he wouldn't have flown three thousand kilometers to beg Zhuo Yang.

Although Tudou is just over 1.6 meters tall, his girlfriend Alisa is a hot girl who is over 1.7 meters tall. The two have been in love for many years and have a good relationship. They both gave birth to a daughter.

And the two have a similar hobby: they like to take selfies.

The two of them made many private videos of applauding for love. They have plots, angles, lighting, and even choreography. They are considered masterpieces among amateur works of the same type. And the shape is good.

This is actually nothing. It is said that more than 30% of modern couples have taken selfies like this. The happiness in the boudoir lies in Tao Tao, and the happiness in the world precedes it.

However, Mr. Edison Chen’s global fame is obviously not big enough, and his early success has not been widely alerted by the world. This thing is easy to photograph, but you have to hide it well!

Valbuena made the same mistake because his computer also broke. He has a social friend, Axel Angert, who knows how to repair computers and always carries a portable hard drive with him. But Tudou didn't notice it at all.

Suddenly one day before the World Cup, Tudou received a call from someone claiming to be from Society B, something like this, and then asked him for 300,000, otherwise he would put it online to collect clicks.

Tudou is a strong man, and it’s not like he doesn’t know friends on the road.

So he didn't accept the other party's advice at all, put down the phone and called the police. But he didn't doubt Axel Angert, because he usually looked like a righteous man with five horses and a spear, and he seemed to be a good person at first sight.

Tudou suspected that his former teammate Cisse or Benzema secretly cheated on him because they were the only two who visited his home in Marseille during that time. But suspicion is just suspicion, potatoes have no proof.

Not long ago, a friend on the road who helped him worry about this brought news: among the people who blackmailed him, there was probably a guy named Karim, and he was Benzema's cousin.

Karim is both Benzema's cousin and his uncle, because Benzema's ex-girlfriend Lisa is Benzema's own cousin and Karim's sister. The Chinese people are a little confused, but they allow close relatives at this distance.

This time, Valbuena basically secured Benzema's position. In addition, after France played China in the World Cup, the two of them had a conflict in the locker room because of Benzema's desperate own goal. The more Tudou looked at the stupid horse, the less good he was.

Coincidentally, Benma called Tudou just yesterday.

"Dudou, someone asked me to tell you something about you. If you don't agree, they will go online and make you famous overnight. I told them that you are my friend, and then they will agree to 150,000." , I’d better take care of my face.”

"Tudou, let's not compete with those people. If we can't afford it, just spend money to buy something practical. It's not much more than 150,000, so hide it carefully in the future. Don't worry, they promise they won't keep it. I'd better take care of my face." use."

Frankly speaking, Benzema didn't lie, but Tudou definitely didn't see it that way.

"You're pretending to be crazy..." After swearing, Valbuena threw down the phone and was in trouble. What if it was really posted on the Internet...

After much thought, he came to Madrid early in the morning to ask Boss Zhuo to come forward.

In Tudou's narrative to Zhuo Yang, everything was caused by Benzema, and the thing was in his hands. It was Benzema who was blackmailing himself. Of course, whoever it was, they would think so at the first time.

After nagging for a long time before he could explain this nonsense clearly, Zhuo Yang was so annoyed that he wanted to kick him out several times. It's not that he hates potatoes, but his current mood is that he hates the world.

It's annoying, but Tudou is Madibao's brother after all, and he still has to help when he is asked, and it is his duty to help.

"Okay, Tudou. I understand. I will help you sort it out. You can go back first."

"I...go back first? Where?"

"You go back to Moscow first, and I won't let you eat."

"...Oh." Tuduo said, "Zhuo Dui, you...help me settle it?"

"You're so damn verbose. Go back first, and you can come and pick up the things I've given you."

Potato:"……"

"You don't fucking think I want to take a peek, do you?"

"Don't you dare, Captain Zhuo... then I'll leave it to you."

"Okay, okay, you go back first."

Tudou left in a nervous mood, and it was another three thousand kilometers to go back.

Zhuoyang's anxious and depressed mood made him unable to distinguish the unreasonable parts of the matter at this time, nor did he have the energy to figure out a solution to the problem. He even didn't remember what the problem was.

All he knew was that Madiburg brother Valbuena was asking him for help, and then he was going to Benzema to get the potato love film back.

Zhuoyang is essentially a walking corpse now.

After noon, Zhuo Yang came to Real Madrid Valdebebas Sports City. The last time he walked out of here, he was high-spirited and prepared to go to the away game to destroy Sevilla. In just twelve days, when he walked in here again, the world had completely changed.

From the beauty of Tianbao to ruins.

After getting off the car in the parking lot, Zhuo Yang walked towards the locker room of the training ground like a zombie. Staff members kept greeting him cordially along the way, but they turned a deaf ear.

The Real Madrid players had just finished listening to Ancelotti's tactics in the locker room and were walking out in twos and threes. Suddenly they saw Zhuo Yang. Everyone was very concerned about him, so they gathered around to say hello.

Zhuo Yang only felt that his head hurt and he was very annoyed. He frowned and looked for Benzema with his eyes, and said to him: "Follow me."