Golden Greenery

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 23 years old. This guy is a big talker and often speaks out of his mind. He is different from another foul-mouthed former teammate, Van der Meyde. Van der Meyde talks behind his back and likes to make irresponsible remarks. Ibrahimovic often speaks loudly when facing the media, which makes Raiola wipe his butt every now and then.

Ajax currently ranks first in the Eredivisie this season, and the league is no longer their main focus. Not to mention Madiburg, it is difficult to lose a game in the Bundesliga 2. Both teams have set their sights on the UEFA Cup.

More than a week ago, Ajax players accepted a routine interview after training. Because this kind of interview is very formulaic, both reporters and players usually talk some useless nonsense and clichés. But when the reporter asked about Ibrahimovic, he spat. coming.

The reporter asked Ibrahimovic what he thought of the UEFA Cup opponent Madiborg. At first, the Swede was very serious: Madiborg is a strong team, they have a strong offense and a strong defense, and so on. The reporter suddenly had a whim, because Ibrahimovic is the center, and the person who will face him is Per Mertesacker, and both of them are very young and have been very popular recently. What's even more interesting is that Ibrahimovic and Mertesacker are both 1.95 meters tall and thin, with very similar body shapes. So, the reporter asked Ibrahimovic to evaluate Mertesacker.

Ibrahimovic is still normal: Mertesacker is a very good defender and it will be very difficult to play against him... Suddenly, the Swedes started to get sick.

"...However, Mertesacker's turn is very slow, as slow as my grandfather. Hahahahahaha..."

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Most of the turns of football players are related to their height. Big men are naturally slower than small ones. But Mertesacker's turn is not slow. Among players of the same height as him, he is much faster, at least faster than Dras. But who do you want to compete with? It’s a bit unreasonable for the 195-centimeter Vice Captain Mo to compete with the 171-centimeter Scar. But Ibrahimovic is obviously an anomaly. His body coordination is super good, and his turns are much faster than ordinary big men, even surpassing many 'small' men who are 1.7 and 1.8 meters tall. Of course, you still let him compete with Scar. Even if Ibrahimovic is equipped with a boost plug-in, he can't compare. Scar is a loach. He can turn faster than 1.3 meters.

To be honest, Ibrahimovic's turn is indeed faster than most defenders and faster than Mertesacker.

The Swedish boy's words triggered a war of words, which, under the exaggeration of reporters who were afraid of the incident, turned into a naked ridicule and attack on Mertesacker by Ibrahimovic. As a result, the reporters all watched with bright eyes how the Six Musketeers fought back. The six young masters have also learned to be extremely cunning, and they will not fight with Ibrahimovic at all, and football is not played with words. But when it comes to harming others, none of these young masters have ever convinced anyone.

Mertesacker is an honest man: "I... Then Vichiz is a very good player. However, as a grandfather, I usually don't care enough about him. I feel ashamed..."

Zhuoyang: "Mr. Mertesacker, this is what's wrong with you! You, a grandfather, left your child alone in the Netherlands. Why should we uncles also carry two kilograms of snacks to see the child? …”

Mertesacker: "I blame me, I blame me. When I get older, I turn slowly and my memory is also slow..."

"The baby is so pitiful. When I think about it, we grandfathers... will shed tears... this grandson..." Scar Ribery was so sad that his face was twisted.

"Ci Wu still feeds back, and the lamb still kneels down. The Swedish prince is unfilial, and I have never seen him come to visit his grandfather." The second brother Montolivo elaborated his point of view from another angle.

"Yes, yes, you can't just blame the grandfather, you know, his grandson didn't do a good job either. We Germans say that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked..."

Or the butcher can get back to the point: "How fast? Faster than my sewing machine? What, Pell, let your cheap grandson go and marry my sewing machine."

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When the Six Musketeers' losses and losses were reported to Amsterdam through newspapers, Ibrahimovic immediately became angry and wanted to curse the streets. But before he could find a reporter to hear his retort, Raiola called first.

Fatty saw this spat in the newspaper, and his brain ached. Both sides are his players, and no one can save money, especially the six from Fort Madi, one of them is withered and the other is ruined. The favorite thing of the six young masters is to rush to stand up for their brothers. They really want to hold a grudge and are determined to destroy Ibrahimovic on the court. The Swedish boy may not be able to escape. There was already a senior 'leg-breaking demon', and now there is a more ruthless 'egg-breaking demon' and 'nose-breaking demon', and I don't know when another demon will come forward.

Raiola cursed into the phone, while Ibrahimovic shrank his neck and did not dare to reply. After he finished scolding, the fat man warned Ibrahimovic: Sew up your broken mouth and don't mess with those six. It’s okay to criticize others for now. Don’t let me hear anything from our own agency, especially those six, otherwise I’ll be rude to you. I plan to get you all together during the holidays and ask some sports experts to give you some pointers. Be careful when those six beat you up. Don't talk about your broken Taekwondo black belt. If you can bluff others, can you bluff me? Isn't that just sports dance? At best, it’s on the same level as the square dancing in Zhuo Yang’s country…

Ibrahimovic agreed angrily, put down the phone and pouted. But when he faced reporters again, he said nothing. No matter how the nosy reporters tried to trick him, he would not answer.

Raiola quickly asked Steele to appease Zhuoyang and others, don't take it personally, and don't add fuel to the fire. Before the game, Fatty was still worried, so he flew over from Italy and gathered the six boys together. However, you can't speak to these people as much as you do to Ibrahimovic.

Guys, what do you guys think? Give me some face and stop arguing with that guy. Don't be acquainted with him. I've scolded him before. If he talks rudely again, I'll slap him...

Raiola is really afraid that these six young masters will really kill him on the court, and Ibrahimovic is prepared to sell him for a big price.

Of course the Six Musketeers would give Fatty face. In fact, they had no intention of doing anything to Ibrahimovic on the court, they were just bickering. If someone else doesn't listen to something they say, then you have to think hard about taking revenge. Isn't it too glass-hearted? Are you tired of living like this? The Six Musketeers are not so cautious. As long as you win the game, all trash talk becomes fart.

However, this small episode has become a classic in world football and ultimately has a long history. Because, the nickname of the last of the Six Musketeers has finally been settled.

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