Golden Greenery

There are some things in life that cannot be avoided if you want to, such as sudden love.

For example, West Ham United midfielder Pedro Obiang fell inexplicably when facing Zhuoyang today.

Obiang and Hammers Noble both played in the middle of the midfield. When attacking, he moved forward and leaned to the right when retreating, so he had several dates with Zhuoyang who was active on the left side of Manchester City. '.

After three falls, Team Nou was kind-hearted and took the initiative to change positions with Obiang. When he retreated, he was on the left to gnaw on Zhuoyang's hard bone, while Obiang ran to the right.

Zhuo Yang will not hide from Noble, but he is not a dead person, fool Yang Yi is. Guardiola's tactics do not allow for dead people in the lineup. The position of the front trident is not afraid of being replaced frequently, but it is afraid of being replaced less. The left, center and right only have paper description meaning.

In the 43rd minute, Obiang was on the right, and the figure in front of him shook, and it turned out to be Zhuoyang again. He swallowed hard with his throat burning.

Noble was also having a hard time today. God knows whether he took the initiative to switch to the left at this time to take care of Obiang, or to avoid Sane or De Bruyne.

Obiang did not avoid Zhuoyang, and Noble did not avoid Sane. He received Reid's pass, but after hesitating for a moment, Sane used a move from behind to break his crotch.

Feiguli rushed up to confront Ding Ding, and the football bounced to Zhuo Yang, and Obiang came to grab it reflexively.

Zhuoyang turned around and pulled the ball, dunked, and dunked again. In fact, the magic power of protecting the ball on the spot was spinning in circles. When the direction was adjusted, Obiang seemed to hear Zhuoyang say: "Let's go~".

But in Obiang's ears, it turned into "inverted~".

Zhuoyang disappeared in an instant, and Obiang fell on his back with a "Oh!". This time, he felt that there was not watermelon rind under his feet, but oil on the ice, and feces in the oil.

The three people marched together three meters apart, Jesus, Reed, and Zhuo Yang.

2 is a descendant of Ghanaian immigrants who was born in New Zealand, but his football training was in Denmark. He was selected for the Danish national youth team of all ages from U17 to U21, and was the main center back in every session. At that time, he was also considered to be a future member of the Danish national team. The backbone of the defense.

But at the age of 22, Reid unexpectedly announced that he would join the New Zealand national team, which was very interesting. If it makes sense, among the three options of Ghana, Denmark, and New Zealand, New Zealand should be the one with the least affection and football expectations for Reid.

Maybe I would rather have a chicken head than a phoenix tail. Reid is now captain of the New Zealand national team and vice-captain of the Hammers, where he has played for seven seasons.

Reed was sandwiched between Zhuoyang and Jesus and accompanied them into the penalty area, which made him so divided. He didn't know whether to gamble on Zhuoyang or simply lean towards Jesus and leave Zhuoyang to goalkeeper Lan. Dove goes gambling.

Before Reed could make a decision, Zhuoyang helped him make a choice. Just as Randolph moved his feet to attack, he flicked his ankle and pushed forward to the left, giving Jesus an empty-net nanny assist.

There are indeed many benefits to recognizing the boss on the spot. Jesus scored his first goal after joining Manchester City, and the score was 4:0.

In the game against Tottenham ten days ago, Jesus celebrated alone after scoring an offside kick, which made Jesus very embarrassed. Today, he quickly looked at the linesman. After there was no problem, he started to be ecstatic.

The TV station was really dirty, and the live broadcast camera was quickly pulled to a close-up of Aguero's face on the bench.

Originally A Kun didn't care, as if no one had ever scored a goal, but his hairy face suddenly appeared on the big screen, and A Kun suddenly didn't know how to place his nose, eye sockets, and mouth.

Commentator Neville said excitedly: "Look, Aguero is panicking. He can't sit still."

The audience watching TV was so happy, but no one noticed Obiang who had just gotten up from the ground. He also longed to be ignored at this moment.

At the end of the first half, Manchester City led 4:0. The Blue Moon fans who came to the away game chanted in disgust: I hope to meet you every day...

Hammer coach Bilic replaced Feguli with Swiss Fernandez at halftime.

Obiang was not replaced because his performance was not bad, at least not the worst.

Although he fell down four times, the football field is a place where people fall on their backs. Obiang fell four times and was submerged in it without being noticeable, so no one made the connection that he fell and the team lost the ball.

People are always making progress, and Obiang is no exception. He fell again, after West Ham conceded a goal.

Kompany replaced Toure in the 4th. Lao Gua has a lot of problems. He insists on not making substitutions during halftime, but what's the difference?

After Kompany came up, he partnered with Stones at center back, Otamendi went to the right, and Debich pushed to the midfielder to play as a defensive midfielder. Guardiola took advantage of the situation where he was sure to win against his opponent and quickly tried a new combination in the midfield and backcourt.

The effect is good. Debich is as good at sticking to the throat in the middle as Toure, and he is more able to withstand the inner turmoil. Madibao has developed his diligent and down-to-earth style of play in eleven years.

In the second conversion, Debich immediately gave the ball to Ding Ding, who was responsible for the organization. If it were Toure, he would always have to see if there was an opportunity to showcase his offensive talents.

Ding Ding's direct pass from the wing was very good. Reed's sliding tackle in the middle of the pass was just a little bit short. Zhuo Yang combined the man and the ball on the right side of the penalty area.

Font sticks closely to the inside, Zhuo Yang lifts Lao Gao's right leg, and then a very standard Cruyff turn, or Montolivo's turn.

coming! A huge shooting angle appeared, but he was knocked to the ground by Fonte who strayed.

The Flanders referee's whistle sounded and the penalty was awarded as a matter of course.

Obiang, who was far away in the midfield, couldn't help but let out a long sigh: It's finally not my responsibility, and I didn't fall again.

To be honest, until Zhuo Yang started his run-up, Obiang was still secretly rejoicing, although he knew that facing the team's disastrous defeat, it was despicable and shameless for him to act like this in his heart.

At this moment, Noble of the Hammers shouted at the top of his lungs: Get ready to make up for the drop——

Zhuoyang and Randolph both despised Noble because they were worried about something they shouldn't be worried about. However, Obiang, who was wandering in his mind, was shocked by Team Nou's voice. He jumped across the line and rushed into the penalty area.

The football crashed into the net, and Obiang, who had just launched it, braked suddenly. As a result, his mind and body were torn apart. He kicked himself up high on the spot and fell flatly with a crunch.

Zhuo Yang, who was about to celebrate, was startled because Obiang fell right behind his butt. Brother, what do you want to do?

At 5:0, Zhuo Yang, who scored twice, was replaced by Aguero. His killer weapon must not be used to death. Zhuoyang gave the armband to Kompany, walked to the sidelines and patted Aguero on the face: "Kun, come on."

Maybe Hammers coach Bilic is aware of the metaphysical relationship between Obiang falling and losing the ball, but maybe it is really to increase the speed of counterattack, before Zhuoyang even sat on the bench, he also used new aid, Scottish winger Snodgrass replaced Obiang, who was rubbing his butt.

At this moment, Obiang felt no loss, no sadness and anger, only the joy of escaping death.

Ten minutes later, Guardiola replaced Tintin with Fernando, and Sane's position was also recycled. Manchester City switched to a 4-4-2 similar to a saucer-shaped midfielder, and they are still examining the midfield combination.

Even so, after taking a big lead, Manchester City still had an absolute advantage in the London Bowl, which made Bilic very annoyed.

He remembered that he still had a place for substitutions, so he yelled anxiously at the bench: "You have to force him to warm up."

Obiang, who was still thinking wildly, trembled in fright. He jumped out of the bench reflexively, and then instantly recalled that there was nothing wrong with him. So, in an awkward moment, he fell down again, causing the leather chair to shake and the Hammers' bench to be frightened so that everyone on the bench grimaced.

A corner kick was being taken on the court, Kompany rushed towards the top of the crowd, and the football was stuck on Byram's legs and refracted into the net, Manchester City 6:0.

Obiang, who had just sat back on the bench, was so distraught that he decided to go home and kill the two unlucky fainted sheep for meat.