Golden Greenery

Chapter 365: Have More Children and Raise Less Pigs

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When the 33-year-old Per Mertesacker led his Borussia Dortmund into Manchester City's Sturt City Stadium, the audience burst into thunderous applause. But this kind of welcome did not make Bumblebee feel proud and joyful, but instead felt tragic.

A week ago, the team encountered a lot of wounded soldiers and a bomb scare. Without a full 18-man roster, they suffered a miserable loss to Manchester City 2:4, which almost cut off Dortmund's path to the Champions League.

After the game, the brave and aggressive Bumblebee fans did not vent their anger on Manchester City for the defeat, but pointed the finger directly at UEFA. Countless swearing slogans floated in the wind, and they warmly greeted the eighteen generations of UEFA ancestors.

In fact, before that game, Manchester City and Dortmund jointly requested UEFA, hoping to postpone the game for at least a week. Dortmund did it out of necessity, Manchester City did it out of grace, but in fact they both knew it was impossible.

The schedule is closely linked. If a game is postponed too much, it will affect the progress of the entire event, and a delay of one week will cause greater public opinion. This will allow the terrorists to succeed. This is what they want.

It must not encourage unhealthy tendencies. Naturally, this ‘irrelevant’ request from both sides was declined by UEFA, and the game was only delayed for 24 hours before starting as normal.

This arrangement is normal, just as it is normal for Dortmund fans to curse. One of the most important administrative functions of the higher-level management department is to receive scolding, both at home and abroad.

A week ago, because the Blue Moon fans on the expedition supported Dortmund, they were said by the Hornets fans that "fans all over the world are like one family". There was an extremely rare scene of harmony and love between the two sides, especially between British and German fans. This phenomenon had previously been It's simply unimaginable.

So today Manchester City welcomed Dortmund with applause at home to show their gentlemanly grace. Of course, it was also because the 4:2 score in the first round gave them nothing to worry about: We have Zhuo Yang, how can you still rebel?

Zhuoyang, who has been off for another week, started with the armband today. His big weapon is prepared for the Champions League. He missed the Premier League match with Southampton just to serve Dortmund. Although there is a 4:2 base, Lao Gua He Zhuoyang didn't dare to be careless.

Although Dortmund is still full of injured troops, Gotze, Bartra and Sandoshuerle have not come to Manchester, but the captains and deputy captains Mo Mo and Royce, as well as the main center back Papastathopoulos and the winger Eric Doom got up from his bed again and appeared in today's starting lineup in high spirits.

Compared with the embarrassment of 17 people in the roster a week ago, Tuchel's team can be said to be strong today.

The 25-year-old Doom came on as a substitute in the quarter-final match between Germany and China in the World Cup in Brazil. He has been the main full-back of Uncle Zha and the Hornets over the years. After Tuchel came, he developed the skills of a full-back. , and he plays both left and right, and is Dortmund's launcher on the wing.

2 Papastathopoulos is a Greek as you can tell by his name. His name was too long and he was shortened to "Papa". He has also been with the Hornets for many years. Before coming to Dortmund, he was the backbone of Werder Bremen's defense.

There are two Papas in German football. The other one is also a Greek defender named Kyriakos Papadopoulos. He used to be at Schalke and now he has just gone to Hamburg. In the past, in order to distinguish them, Schalke's team was called 'Blue Papa', Werder Bremen's team was called 'Green Papa', and now Dortmund's team is called 'Yellow Papa'.

Yellow Papa is four years older than Blue Papa and has a lot of fame, so he is the authentic ‘Papa’. Hummels left Bayern, and Jesus began to decline, so Papa officially took up his position in Dortmund's defense.

This guy is a bit interesting. In the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, when he was defending Boss Mei, he played a trick of monkey picking peaches. He was the one who was nicknamed "Brother Bird" by the gangsters, and he caught the little turtle dove of Pampas.

Today, Papa and Grandpa Mo partnered as central defenders. A week ago, Gentle, who had been stable throughout the game and got a bit frustrated at the end, was placed at left back.

But in fact, Piszczek's right back position is very flexible. In many cases, Mupakin still uses a three-center back system.

Although Shaheen didn't do well in the last game, he did a good job of liberating Shinji Kagawa after coming off the bench, so he started today, partnering with Weigel as a double midfielder.

‘Little Rocket’ Royce, Kagawa, and Doom lined up, with Aubameyang still at the front.

On Manchester City's side, apart from two major injuries to Gundogan and Jesus, Sagna is a little awkward, but everything else is fine. However, Feiniao received a yellow card a week ago and accumulated suspensions today, which made Manchester City a little entangled.

As long as he doesn't go crazy, Feiniao is indispensable in Manchester City's defensive midfielder. His absence caused Guardiola to struggle for a week before finally choosing Yaya Toure to start in this game.

There is no way, Delph can play, but in such a solemn occasion of the Champions League quarter-finals, he still lacks some experience in starting. Fernando is essentially a pure defensive midfielder that no longer belongs to the mainstream. Using him will sacrifice the team's offensive and defensive transition and front-to-back series. Fernando and Delph are only suitable as substitutes. Debich more or less meets the requirements, but he is not eligible for the Champions League.

Toure's experience is very valuable in the Champions League. As long as he can perform 80% of his B2B level at his peak, it will be enough for Manchester City to enjoy today.

Tintin, Silva, Trident Zhuoyang, Akun, Sterling, these have not changed much. Kompany was put into the starting lineup by the eager Guardiola to partner with Stones, with Zabaleta and Navas on the left and right, and the goalkeeper was Bravo.

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The Slovenian referee Damir Skomina can also be regarded as an old acquaintance of Zhuo Yang. Three years ago, he was the referee in the 14th round between Real Madrid and Dortmund.

In that game, Zhuo Yang and German midfielder Kirsch had a dispute over a free kick bet. Skomina used his status as referee to favor Zhuo Yang. In the end, Zhuoyang scored a free kick, and Kirsch had to pay 1 million euros to the 'No. 18 Charity Fund', which exceeded his annual salary after tax.

That incident hit Oliver Kirsch very hard, and coupled with his age, he failed to recover in Dortmund. The next year, he transferred to Paderborn in the Bundesliga 2, and then he was demoted to the Bundesliga 3. However, he finally Can play the main role.

That game was also Grandpa Mo's first game after his "Electric Shock Blossom". As a result, Dortmund and Real Madrid tied with a high score of 4:4, and Zhuo Yang scored four goals.

Three years have passed. Grandpa Mo's daughter, Julius Mertesacker, is two and a half years old, and Ulik has another eight-month-old Mo Xiaosan in his belly. The B-ultrasound showed that the son was named Carl. Grandpa Mo said he was going to call him ‘John’ and asked how Zhuo Yang was doing.

What else? Anyway, he already gave Detu a son, so he didn't need another father. Zhuo Yang happily agreed, and said that he would ensure that Karl, Julius, and John would go to college and get married in the future.

Grandpa Mo laughed so much that his Adam's apple almost shook.

"Brother, Ulrik and I will probably have another baby. As brothers, be brave and take care of everything."

"Sister, tell Ulic to continue having children. I, as the godfather, will take care of all the children. I am not afraid of spending more money, but I am afraid that you will have less children."

The words reached De Tu's ears, and Hei Tantou and Winona directly started the second child operation process. Scar and Washiba wandered the ancient well and felt that they were at a disadvantage with only three children. It turned out that if they wanted to be rich, have more children and raise less pigs, that was the right way.

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