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Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou returned to Europe. At the end of June, they went to Italy.

Venice is the most famous water city and bridge city in the world. The city has a total of 177 rivers and 378 bridges - some say more than 200 and more than 400 bridges. The rivers and bridges cut Venice into 118 small islands and then connect them.

Therefore, rather than saying that Venice is a land city, it is better to say that it is a puzzle piece floating on the sea.

From a geological structure point of view, Venice and Italy belong to the African plate. Africa and Europe squeeze each other to form the Alps in northern Italy. The squeeze between the plates continues, causing Mount Everest between India and Asia to grow one centimeter per year, while Venice sinks one centimeter per year.

Most of the city's ground is less than one meter above sea level. In fact, if the city hadn't been waiting around for seven turns, a random wave would have completely submerged Venice.

Due to the characteristics of the city, Venice is the only city in the world without cars, and transportation relies entirely on small boats on the water. But this thing looks beautiful and romantic, but living here all year round is simply impossible to maintain the fast-paced life of a modern city.

Have you ever seen a traffic jam or a boat jam? Compared with cars, boats are the most efficient means of transportation, and it is better to walk on two legs.

Because of this, coupled with the terrifyingly high prices and housing prices brought about by the bustling tourism industry, survival is difficult. By now, the local population in Venice has been less than 70,000, and it continues to decline. Young people have fled.

Beautiful Venice is a city that is dying, both geologically and functionally.

2 The inhabitants gave the city a famous funeral, in which 70,000 people mourned it.

But the sadness of Venetians has nothing to do with people from other parts of the world. More than 22 million people still come here to travel here every year. Compared to its population of less than 70,000, this is a very astonishing number.

Some young people with many literary talents will rent a room in Venice for a year and a half. After spending all their money, they will leave melancholy with rheumatoid arthritis. They will never go to a city by the water for the rest of their lives. They will miss the sea when they see it. Vomit, desert grassland became a favorite.

There are also some idiots who insist on holding a wedding in this city of death in a whimsical way. Such as Bastian Schweinsteiger and Ana Ivanovic.

It’s not surprising that a German and a Serbian went to Italy to hold a wedding. Is it strange that people from Sichuan and Shandong got married in Shanghai? In a few days a Dutchman and a Frenchman will get married in Spain.

Speaking of which, Xiaozhu and his sister-in-law Ana have been in love for more than three years, so getting married is indeed a natural thing. However, the Six Musketeers brothers, especially Zhuo Yang, are still getting used to it. After all, they have been used to seeing the pink Sarah Brandner standing next to Xiaozhu during those seven years.

Today, Sarah also has a new boyfriend, who is a minor movie star in their fashion circle. However, whenever the media mentions her, they still say "Schweinsteiger's ex-girlfriend."

Tennis beauty and former world number one in women's singles Ana Ivanovic was very dissatisfied. She strongly protested against the Six Musketeers calling her "pig sister-in-law". But the protest was ineffective, the mouths were on the faces of Brother Zhuo Yang, and they still called Sister-in-Law affectionately one by one.

Scar sister-in-law Washiba, Wu Lao Lao Stanger, second sister-in-law Deping, and butcher sister-in-law Winola didn't express any opinions.

Is it great to be able to play tennis? You can also call Kou Kou Sister-in-law Zhuo.

Sister-in-law Zhu was about to cry but had no tears, so she had no choice but to accept the title of "treasure" all over her body. The only reason to blame is the damned ancestor of the Xiaozhu family, who has a bad surname other than 'Schwein-Pig'.

The guests at the wedding are basically from the football and tennis circles. Needless to say, Piggy’s side, Pig’s sister-in-law Ana’s side includes her best friend Andy Murray, and her ex-boyfriend, Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco. .

Piggy was far behind, he didn't invite Sarah.

The wedding was held at the San Giacomo Church. Walking out of the church was the Rialto Bridge, the most famous of the three or four hundred bridges in Venice. It is a landmark building in Venice.

It's not unusual for Xiaozhu to be mentally ill, but Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou despise Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou when Sister Zhu also accompanies him.

After the church ceremony, Xiaozhu cleared the Rialto Bridge. He and Sister-in-law Pig put on their wedding clothes and staged an inexplicable show on the bridge.

The male pig opened his arms and chased after her, while the female pig ran in front carrying the wedding dress. After chasing and running to the center of the bridge, the female pig suddenly looked back, while the male pig stared affectionately, knelt down on one knee and muttered something.

Then the two kissed passionately, as if they were trying to snatch the chewed pig's trotters from each other's mouth.

Next, the two pigs held hands and looked at the river and the garbage floating on the river, and together they recited a sonnet that sung the praises of love passionately and passionately.

As long as the boars and sows are not embarrassed, the only ones who are embarrassed are the guests.

Holding back the black lines hanging on my forehead, all the guests applauded and said okay, okay, okay. Only the poet Brother Meng saw someone dare to show off and recite poetry in front of him, and he really wanted to take off his shoes and smash them at him.

Grandpa Mo was an honest man. He told the truth in one sentence: "If I hadn't had cerebral thrombosis for ten years, I wouldn't have thought of such a job."

Dao Scar realized something and said, "Old lady, when they finish playing with each other, I'll go play with you too. You and I will compete to see who can spit far into the river."

"Shame on you, Mapi!" Sister-in-law Washiba slapped him, almost pulling out his nosebleed on the spot. As a result, the celebrity guests were even more embarrassed.

In order to resolve the embarrassment, Zhuo Yang said loudly: "In fact, the program can be richer and bolder. For example, the bride and groom will shake the bridge next time. "

Even Detu, the nuclear-armed man, couldn't withstand the ferocity of Zhuo Yang's words. The goosebumps on his bald head formed dense beads of cold sweat under the bright sun.

Zhuo Yang was pinched by Kou Kou's arm until he grinned.

Fortunately, Zhuo Yang's words were not heard by the newlyweds, otherwise the two crazy couple might have been really brave and their reputation would have been immortalized forever.

After reciting the poem, the pig and his sister-in-law continued to act like monsters. The band with Xianzi and Guanzi came on stage, and the two pigs danced gracefully while playing and singing.

It was a pity that the sky was not beautiful, and a gust of wind blew from the river, making it difficult for others to hear what the band was playing, and causing Mrs. Pig's wedding dress to flip up and almost leak at the bottom.

However, the way Sister-in-Law is shyly pouting and covering her skirt is very beautiful, very Monroe-like. This scene was captured by the media at the scene. The gray-haired pig looked very happy and looked like a pervert.

A series of nonsensical and lame performances finally came to an end. Piggy took Sister Pig and ran onto the boat.

Brothers shouted from the shore: "Where are you going?"

"Go to Erxian Bridge."

"How to go?"

"Take Chenghua Avenue."

Venice is a watery city of bridges and rivers, but weddings here are anything but watery.

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