Golden Greenery
Chapter 594 Leicester City 1 Peeing
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When Gundogan, who stole the ball for the second time in the first half, reached the top of the arc and scored with a calm shot from goalkeeper Hamer - the wicket led to the goal. Zhuo Yang is even more convinced that he will not have to appear today.
Manchester City's substitute lineup faced Leicester City's semi-main force away from home and did not have an advantage. Except for the fact that the ball possession rate was still 57%: 43% since ancient times, it was even slightly inferior in other aspects.
Five minutes earlier, Maguire had hit the crossbar from a corner kick.
However, the disadvantage was only a little. Seat B also missed an almost empty goal before scoring.
It is absolutely impossible for Leicester City to miss Manchester City. The Blue Fox does not have this ability. The score was ahead just after half the time of the first half, and the game fell into the shameless passing and control style that Manchester City is good at.
At the end of the first half, the score was still Manchester City 1:0, but the ball possession rate had increased to 60%.
In the locker room, Zhuoyang drank a lot of water because he and Ederson sat on the bench in the first half and bragged. Not only did the quarrel make Delph's brain hurt, but he also made himself thirsty.
At the beginning of the second half, old Manchester City players Iheanacho and Shinji Okazaki broke into the penalty area and attacked the goal with a very threatening kick. Fortunately, Bravo, who had been holding back too much, was in good condition and saved the ball with the domineering power of a giant roc. go out.
Iheanacho is also holding back. He performed much better today than when the two sides met in the Premier League a month ago. He is a threat on the front line of this game and is more valuable than Shinji Okazaki.
The old boss who was going to kick him out was going to kill his old boss. This was the biggest grudge in football. Iheanacho had been sharpening the knife in his heart three days ago.
However, the old coach Pierre lived a romantic life in France in vain, but he was obviously a person who did not understand the style. He made Iheanacho sad that his ambition was unfulfilled.
In the 57th minute, the score remained unchanged, with top striker Vardy coming on to replace Iheanacho.
Mr. Pierre obviously had an idea, and he replaced Albrighton with two in one breath. Mahrez also replaced Albrighton.
Vardy and Mahrez are undoubtedly the top two stars of Leicester City. It is still open to debate who is first and who is second, but these two players came on the stage and immediately increased the pressure on Manchester City's substitutes.
Zhuo Yang looked at Guardiola, but Lao Gua remained as steady as the Alps, and there was no trace of his worry about victory or defeat from his expression. So, Zhuo Yang continued to find people to bullshit, and kept hydrating while doing so.
He drinks better than others playing games on it.
Although the defense is a little more messy than before, Manchester City is still unambiguous and can still create murderous opportunities at the front end.
In the first midfield, Shinji Okazaki was intercepted. After the ball was distributed, Gundogan made a direct pass from the frontcourt and Jesus made a high-speed diagonal pass. It's a pity that it was a little late. It's also the fault of the 30-year-old goalkeeper Hamer who never gets old and attacks very quickly.
Jesus and Hammer clashed like sparks colliding with each other. Although Jesus' balls were soft, he was hard in other places. Hammer kneaded him for a long time before he stood up, and the game was interrupted for three minutes.
It was almost 80 minutes before Zhuo Yang felt like he was holding back his urine. After drinking so much water and not sweating on the court, the stuff can only be stored in the urine bubble along the pipe.
If you hold it in again, it should be almost the same until the end of the game.
In the 81st minute, Mahrez broke through Zinchenko from the right and passed in. Vardy and Mangala started an aerial battle.
Both of them made small moves, but Mangala obviously suffered a disadvantage. His nose hit Vardy's shoulder and blood spurted out.
After the conflict and the rescue of Mangala, the game was suspended for more than four minutes. Zhuoyang began to doubt whether he could hold on until the end of the game.
Mangala's nosebleed was in a hurry and couldn't be stopped. Guardiola played dazzlingly. He didn't use Zhuo Yang or Delph, but asked 1 Ni to go up and try his courage.
In regular time, the fourth referee Atwell gave 8 minutes of extra stoppage time. Zhuo Yang couldn't help but trembled.
Coach Pierre replaced Chilwell, who played as a full-back today, with attacking midfielder Demarre Gray.
Leicester City's attack was very fierce. Guardiola was really ambitious, or maybe he was distracted. He made two substitutions in stoppage time. 1 Si Nmecha replaced 18-year-old Dias, and 18-year-old Nigerian midfielder Tom Dele-Bashiru replaced 17-year-old Foden.
Zhuo Yang was already looking at the empty bottle and coat in his hand. The coat can cover it, and there is no problem with the bottle capacity. One is not enough and there are two, but the diameter is obviously a bit smaller.
If it spreads everywhere, it won't be good if it spreads on one hand.
The game ended with Manchester City 1:0. But Zhuo Yang couldn't help it anymore. He felt like he was about to float from the pressure.
Without telling anyone, Zhuoyang walked around from behind the bench and went straight to the locker room. Before entering the passage, I was trying my best to control my trembling legs and take a square step. Once I entered, I immediately turned into a trot with my legs tucked between my legs.
He almost smashed the bathroom door of the visiting team's dressing room at the King Power Stadium.
After a long soak of urine, Zhuoyang raised his head and closed his eyes, listening to the sweet sound of water. There is no happiness in life better than this.
He felt like he had been peeing for a century, as if his soul had been peeed out with him, and he felt an endless feeling of emptiness after peeing.
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