Golden Greenery

Happy New Year...shit! Guardiola is almost worried to death.

In a brutally intensive schedule, Kompany is injured, Jesus is injured, and De Bruyne is injured, and the three lines are in order.

Last year, in the game against Crystal Palace two days ago, Jesus and Ding Ding were injured and left the field. After the game, a diagnostic examination revealed that Jesus' left knee had strained the knee ligament due to excessive valgus, and he needed to rest for two months.

Ding Ding's condition is slightly better. He only suffered a shoulder contusion after falling and a slight concussion. He should be alive and kicking within a month.

David Silva was still taking care of his family. He originally called to ask if he wanted to come back to Qinwang, but Guardiola gritted his teeth and said forget it.

Mendy has given up hope this season, Stones has not yet found a way to play well, and the personnel embarrassment is still in the defense, but the midfield and frontcourt are okay.

The opponent Watford in the 22nd round should not be a strong team, and when they met Manchester City in the 5th round, they lost a shocking 0:7 at home.

However, after half a season of training by the absent-minded Marco Silva, the Premier League Hornets ranked 10th after 21 rounds, much higher than Newcastle and Crystal Palace, which Manchester City had narrowly defeated before.

The defense was withering, and Guardiola could only continue to let Fernando make a cameo appearance, forming a "double short" central defender combination with Otamendi, with Delph and Walker on his left and right.

Even if it's like this, you won't let me start? Mangala was unhappy on the bench, and Guardiola knew he was unhappy.

Gundogan undoubtedly waved the flag in the midfield, and Debich came on to assist. Seat B's performance was very mediocre two days ago. Today, Lao Gua came up with an idea and asked Sane to try the water in the Iron Triangle.

Zhuoyang and Sterling, who came off the bench two days ago, started today. Together with Aguero, the trident is still quite impressive.

After the New Year, Sterling had a new idea. It starts with Aguero.

On the night of New Year's Eve, the media photographed single Aguero and a Latina woman outside a hotel in Manchester, and the two were photographed walking out of the hotel together the next morning. In the imagination of the media, it is natural to omit 10,000 words here between night and morning.

It's nothing. Aguero is a bachelor and it's no one's turn to make irresponsible remarks. But what caught people's attention was that the woman looked quite old.

It's normal to be older. Sister-brother relationships and year-end friendships are quite popular in football these days. But this girl is very fat, almost as strong as two Agueros, which makes the love between man and woman very greasy.

The British paparazzi are omnipotent, and the media quickly found out the details of the fat sister in one day. However, both Fat Sister and Aguero himself denied the scandal, saying that the two were just ordinary friends.

As long as you don't admit it, it's pure friendship.

This is not important, sex is more important at the age of 38.

In the locker room, his teammates asked Aguero enthusiastically about his thoughts and reading comprehension. Seeing Akun's anxious expression, even Zhuo Yang was laughing so hard that he was out of breath.

I just like that if you don’t admit it, it would be boring if you did.

Sterling fell into deep thought while laughing, and then he suddenly asked Aguero a soul-searching question.

"Brother Kun, at 38 years old, why not change it to two 1's?"

The locker room suddenly felt like it had been hit by a bomb.

Everyone staggered around, and quite a few fell off their seats.

Aguero was dumbfounded. He didn't know where to start a conversation with Sterling.

At this moment, the top student appeared, and Debich stood up holding the chair.

At that time, there was a trend of studying in Madibao, and everyone was proud to study and obtain academic qualifications. Debich also signed up for a correspondence course in business management and obtained a bachelor's degree early.

In England, which is generally uneducated and unskilled, professor Zhuo Yang mentioned another line, Debich is also quite a scholar.

Debich said: "Maggot, you made a mistake. According to the conservation of energy and mass, one 38-year-old is equivalent to two 1's."

Sterling looked at Debich in confusion, with three black question marks hanging on his forehead. 38. He secretly checked the 1 number on his mobile phone just now, and only asked after making sure it was correct.

"Look, if the measurements of a 38-year-old are exchanged, and the weight is exchanged first, it should be equal to two 38-year-old women who weigh 45 kilograms."

"Change the age again, one 38 for two, one 38 years old."

The locker room was filled with applause, and everyone couldn't help but worship Debich, the true, unorthodox, academic master.

Many people didn't understand, but one old fat man could be exchanged for four small ones. Sterling understood, but he couldn't believe that one exchange for four was so cheap.

"Dad, is Matthew right?"

Zhuo Yang smiled and nodded: "Yes, that's right. The calculation is very simple, and it won't be wrong if you only have compulsory education."

"What is compulsory education...Brother Kun, I'm going to fuck you, four girls in one night..."

Sterling's excited eyes shone with an extremely lustful light, and it could be seen that he was really happy for Aguero.

Aguero wanted to die, wanted to blow himself up in the locker room and die with these bad people. At the same time, he also felt deeply sorry for business consultant Ms. Olena Montes.

Watford people don’t understand why the Manchester City players are all smiling and happy today. Is it because of the New Year? Has Manchester City handed out a year-end bonus?

Sterling not only has a big brain and deep soul, but he also plays football very well.

In Zhuoyang's view, his skills are difficult to save, but his running position has improved significantly.

In the first attack of the opening game, Gundogan took the ball in the midfield and scored diagonally. Debich turned around and hit the ball straight into the ribs.

Zhuoyang went down, carried the ball outward to avoid Dutch full-back Daryl Janmaat, and then went down.

Look at the six paths. But it doesn’t work just to see the road. You have to have your own people on the road.

The cross from the bottom line swept across the goal, passing the toes of Janmat, Maura Wague and Kabasele, as well as goalkeeper Xiurelio Gomez.

The football came to the back post, and Sterling suddenly appeared and poked it, 1:0.

In 38 seconds, a joyful Sterling scored the fastest goal in the Premier League this season.

During the scoring process, Zhuo Yang's breakthrough and sinister cross were undoubtedly the most exciting, and it is true that merit is rewarded.

But Sterling's devilish movement is also very important. Only he can appear in completely unexpected places for the defense, which is very telling.

Ordinary fans will be intoxicated by Zhuoyang's performance when watching live or live broadcast, and coaches and experts will also see Sterling's wonderfulness. He is by no means as simple as opening his mouth to receive cakes.

First of all, you must believe that Zhuoyang can predict his running route, can see it, and can also pass it on. Sterling obviously has deep faith in Zhuoyang.

"Okay, now I know how to use my brain to play football." Praise from Zhuo Yang.

How do you think Sterling responded?

"Four, four! Four 1 makes me excited just thinking about it."

He plays football not with his brain, but with his soul.

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