Golden Greenery

Rooney didn't know if Zhuo Yang had a big head. Anyway, he knew that his head was so big at the moment that a Mexican straw hat couldn't cover the rain.

In fact, Rooney himself didn't understand why he was suddenly the one defending Zhuoyang. His sense of responsibility on the court is completely innate. Based on his experience and prediction, he couldn't help but get stuck in the middle. He didn't want to come but his legs didn't listen to him.

Rooney also knew that he couldn't guard Zhuo Yang, especially after the guy stopped suddenly.

If I rush forward and I can't stop him, the worst I can do is tackle a guy for you. But if you are positioned in front of me like this, it would be awkward to tackle him again. You are stupid and careless.

Rooney knows his defensive position. He has never been a man-marker or a defender. He just hopes to delay Zhuoyang for a little while, just a second or two, so that Jagielka, Keane, and Schneiderlin can cover Come up.

This second is as long as the first 17 years of his career.

Before Zhuo Yang moved, Rooney seemed to see him smiling.

Laughter is laughter, why does it seem like? Because Rooney was hunched over and staring at Zhuoyang's feet. If Zhuoyang really smiled, scientifically speaking, he would not be able to see it, and Newton would not agree.

But Rooney just saw it. He has never met Newton, Roentgen, Einstein, Curie, Madame Feynman and Hawking. The only doctor in his life who has spoken directly to him is Zhuo Yang.

Suddenly, Zhuo Yang moved. There was no need to look at it this time, Rooney saw it for real.

Zhuoyang's left foot crossed over the football to the right. It wasn't a very high-end fake move, and even Rooney couldn't completely deceive him. He just staggered slightly and didn't give up his position. He didn't even make Rooney move his feet. He still stood ready with his legs crossed and his waist bent.

Then, Rooney felt cold and wind blowing under his crotch.

Zhuoyang didn't simply slash with his left foot, it was actually a scissors kick. While crossing the top of the football with his left foot, he moved his right foot backward and shot Rooney through the crotch in a very weird cross-flower position.

Crotch-piercing is a step too far, but also a cross-shaped flower arrangement?

To deal with a goalkeeper like Pickford, you have to rely on surprise. It is really difficult to deal with him with regular shots.

Sure enough, Pickford once again had no reaction and allowed his shot to explode into the net like a cannonball. This is Zhuo Yang, who can shoot with a volley effect, but others don't have this ability.

Rooney didn't have the ability either. He could only stare at Pickford with his legs crossed and his head in a daze. Then he went to look at Zhuo Yang, only to find that he had run away happily.

Before leaving, he seemed to wink.

It's crowded, so why does it still seem crowded? Because Rooney crossed his legs and turned back to look at Pickford, if Zhuoyang was really crowded, scientifically speaking, he could not see it.

4:2, Zhuoyang scored two goals in two minutes, and the total number of goals in the league this season reached 3 with only one minute left.

This goal also completely destroyed the morale that Everton had built up after equalizing the score. Two acrobatic goals in two minutes would make the opponent feel deeply powerless, and any resistance would be like a lonely umbrella in a violent storm.

Until Zhuo Yang and his teammates finished celebrating again and came to him to express a slight apology, Rooney didn't seem to have recovered.

"Wayne, don't mind.

What happened on the court... I couldn't hold it back just now. "Zhuoyang meant wearing his crotch.

Rooney smiled and shook his head without saying anything. In fact, he didn't know what to say.

Because like his Everton teammates, he also fell into a deep sense of powerlessness. The difference is that his teammates are powerless about the game, while Rooney feels powerless about his career.

Only when you face-to-face with Zhuoyang can you clearly understand how big the gap is between the same '1's. 1 Ni, he has never been a conciliatory person. If he couldn't be brilliant, he would rather never come.

Zhuoyang's crotch-piercing goal did not make Rooney feel offended, but only made him feel desperate.

I haven't changed, it's the times in the Premier League that have changed. The arrival of Zhuo Yang has raised the expectations of the giants for their players, so I never had to leave Manchester United and returned to Everton pretending to be home in glory.

Times have not changed, I have. Football is the same as it was ten years ago. Zhuo Yang still rules. Before he came, I was the king of the Premier League. After he came, I was no longer the king.

Rooney, who combines the temperament of the underworld and the green forest, had a philosophical thinking at this moment.

I should leave the Premier League or just retire. However, where can you go after leaving the Premier League? Will Real Madrid still want me? What can you do after retirement? Going to a wild boxing match?

I’m not willing to give in. I’m only 32 and a half years old. I’m so unwilling to give in. Everyone says that Zhuoyang can only play in the Premier League for three or four years at most, because he is a prodigal son and will definitely return to Fort Madi to return to his roots after three or four years. Should I waste another time?

But even if Zhuoyang is gone, I will be really old. What does it mean that we are all 1?

Wayne Rooney is caught in an intense tangle, and he needs guidance from an expert, or an epiphany from the sidelines.

After playing like this absentmindedly and completely relying on physical reflexes for another ten minutes, Rooney saw the substitution card on the sidelines.

Two for two, Everton's No. 233 for No. 18.

Zhuoyang took off the armband and handed it to Kompany. Rooney subconsciously rolled his right arm, but suddenly realized that he was not the captain of Everton. The armband was on Jagielka's arm.

Zhuoyang and Rooney walked to the sidelines together.

Trailing 2:4, Allardyce replaced Rooney at this time. His move to find a scapegoat was very obvious, because Rooney is the biggest player in Everton today, and Zhuoyang's two lightning strikes are inseparable from Rooney. .

Once he was awarded a free kick for a tackle foul, and once he was directly shot through the crotch by Zhuoyang.

But analyze the specific situation on a case-by-case basis. Those two defenses should not be Rooney's responsibility. His ability to defend Zhuoyang is enough to show his diligence and sense of responsibility. The real blame is his group of unsatisfactory teammates. Without Rooney's two blows, Zhuoyang would be just two singles.

But Allardyce, the old charlatan, has to take the blame. Others don't have Rooney's back and can't afford it.

If it's just a matter of tactical adjustments and a fight for those who are lagging behind, the people who should be replaced most are winger Bolasie and midfielder Lewin.

Bolasie was completely different in the second half from the first half. He was playing Ronaldo in the first half and sleeping with Ronaldo in the second half. He was useless.

The young player Lewin, who replaced Sigurdsson as the attacking midfielder, was invisible throughout the game. Except for the moment when he was teased by Zhuo Yang with a back-up pass, it was quite difficult for the TV cameras to find him.

Replace one of them, or simply replace them both, move Rooney's position forward, and let him do his job as an attacking midfielder or even a shadow forward. Why not?

Rooney is also a veteran, and he knows very well that Big Sam is asking him to take the blame, but Rooney doesn't care.

If it had been in the past, he would have fallen out on the spot, but he had a falling out with Unsworth last year, and it would be hard for him to fall out again now. Moreover, the question of whether to be conciliatory or not was seriously bothering him, and he had neither the heart nor the emotion to think about anything else.

Ten meters away from the sideline, Zhuoyang and Rooney walked together. Zhuoyang stretched out his hand, and the two high-fived each other.

"Wayne, you ran a lot today, probably more than me."

"Oh, not bad."

Rooney retracted his palm and remembered that in the first half, he mistakenly thought that Zhuoyang had turned against him and was preparing to fight him.

Suddenly, he remembered what Zhuo Yang said when he accepted the award last year - Rooney did not go when UEFA presented the awards, but watched the live broadcast at home.

"... Rooney asked me to have a fight when I was free. It was boxing. He said he had practiced it. I was surprised at the time because Rooney is a 32-year-old guy and he was not afraid of death."

"Hey, Wayne, I'm waiting for you, and I hope you'll be merciful. After the fight, I'll buy you two drinks, and drink them secretly without telling anyone."

Rooney is a person who likes to find epiphanies for himself, or he likes to use one thing to make choices for himself.

So Rooney had an idea. He wanted to call Zhuo Yang, but Zhuo Yang had already completed the handover with Jesus and was receiving a hug from Guardiola, so he could only wait a little longer.

The impatient Rooney almost couldn't hold it in until the end of the game.

The game ended with Manchester City winning 5:3 away from home. Jesus, who came on as substitute for Zhuo Yang, scored 7 shots.

Manchester City still has 7 games left. They only need to win any more to win the Premier League championship this season. They even only need to draw with second-placed Manchester United in the next round to win the championship six rounds in advance.

"Lao Zhuo, are you interested in boxing with me?" After the game, Rooney found Zhuo Yang alone.

It was so unexpected, but Zhuo Yang still replied: "Not interested."

Rooney: "..."

"That's enough. If we don't want to play it real, how about we have a game?"

"Then I'm even less interested."

"... Just play a game with me. You have the final say and everything is up to you. Okay?" Rooney has never been so sincere in his reckless life. "Lao Zhuo, this is very important to me, please."

Rooney has decided to use the 'competition' with Zhuo Yang to determine his future. If he wins, he will continue to stay in the Premier League and consume Zhuoyang away.

If you lose, leave the Premier League and find a place to retire. The prosperity is gone, and the feasting and feasting of football has nothing to do with me anymore.