Golden Greenery

Laos didn't blow a penalty, he didn't actually blow anything, and he didn't even put the whistle in his mouth.

When it comes to handball in the penalty area, the key is to see whether the player is hitting the ball or playing with his hands. However, when people are constantly moving, this is actually very difficult to distinguish. Therefore, the actual penalty decision has become the free play of the referee.

The referee thinks it is what it is, and Laos thinks it is a ball hitter, so what he says is what it is.

Honestly speaking, even if the ball hits the player, even if the ball hits the hip bone first and then bounces to the arm, in such an important Champions League knockout match, and it still has the direct consequence of blocking the shot, nine out of ten referees will rule it. Aos happened to be the tenth.

Zhuoyang jumped up and down in protest to no avail. Liverpool's counterattack at the other end almost allowed Salah to shoot.

Guardiola took off from the sidelines for the second time. He pointed at Laos and asked, "Did I dig up your ancestral grave in Barcelona?" Then he went to the referee Sofrino to protest. The scene was quite touching.

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Liverpool's first shot of the game didn't come until the 41st minute.

At 4:3 and 4:1, Chamberlain, who had once made waves in the world, repeated his old tricks. He bent his bow and arrow outside the penalty area, hoping for another cool kick. But you can't catch someone called Man Yu. Are you Tony Leung?

Under Gundogan's interference, Chamberlain's forced extra play was firmly confiscated by Ederson. Immediately after throwing the ball to the left, Laporte made a long pass to initiate the attack.

Ding Ding made a pass from the ball, and Zhuoyang headed the ball back to the outside corner with Van Dyke in the penalty area. The B seat stopped and dodged Robertson, and took two steps horizontally to make a powerful shot.

The football drew an enchanting arc, so gorgeous that Karius could only twist his head and watch.

‘Bang! ’

What Karius couldn't do, the goalpost did it for him.

The football bounced back to the center of the penalty area. Karius recovered and bravely attacked Jesus and Lovren to pick the ball over the heads of Jesus and Lovren for a clearance.

Maybe he was frightened and angry, so he flew up and slapped the football hard. It didn't look like a clearance at all, but more like a block in volleyball.

Wijnaldum cursed in his heart because the football was thrown at him from such a close distance and he had no time to react. The football hit his thigh and flew towards the gate again.

Gundogan behind Doum also stretched his feet, but it was also too late.

This series of prosperity all happened near the penalty spot. The football turned back again, leaving everyone including Karius behind. Only Van Dijk was in front of the goal.

But no, Zhuo Yang appeared out of thin air and fell to the ground from behind Van Dyke to stab him.

It was only 0.01 seconds faster, and Van Dijk, who reacted equally quickly, was stunned, and the football was stabbed into the goal by Zhuoyang.

Two goals later, there is only one step away from the goal of reversal. 3:0 is the goal of the whole team.

The 42-year-old Spanish second lineman Roberto Del Paloma must be a warrior, and he had just eaten green onions to strengthen his libido. He immediately raised the small flag in his hand with no hesitation and excitement to signal. The goal was offside.

Offside - When the ball leaves the passing player's feet, there are less than two defensive players between the offensive player and the goal.

In other words, there must be at least two defensive players, including the goalkeeper.

There was only one Van Dijk between Zhuoyang and the goal just now, whether he was the goalkeeper or not, there was one. If he said this, his position would become more and more blatant.

But damn that's when the offensive player passes the ball!

The football hit Doum's leg and bounced back. It was a proper own goal assist and had nothing to do with the offside rule. Even if there is not even Van Dijk, even if there is a negative number between Liverpool players between Zhuoyang and the goal, the ball is not offside.

But Del Paloma insisted that it was overstepped, and the small flag in his hand was as straight as a Macedonian spear. The referee Laos also firmly believed that it was too much. Zhuoyang, you can't fish in troubled waters based on your awesomeness.

Neither Laos nor Del Paloma was a black whistle. They made a righteous misjudgment together, just because in the flash of lightning, they thought it was Gundogan who kicked the ball, not Doom.

It's purely a matter of perspective. Manchester City has been in trouble for eight lifetimes.

On the importance of var! But that thing won't be officially launched until the World Cup. This season's Champions League still has to rely on the referee's 'rule of man'.

It took Zhuo Yangguang two minutes to lead Manchester City and Laos to argue, but it was still 1:0. In the end, Guardiola shouted from the sidelines to let everyone forget it. The matter was over, calm down and play. Well, the next game is more important.

These days, who can’t reason with others in a coherent way?

Wang Shouren said: All living beings are saints.

I dare not say whether it is a saint or not, but when it comes to persuading others, everyone is indeed a saint. But if it were him, it would be completely different.

When the midfield whistle blew, Guardiola, who had just comforted his players with a well-dressed appearance, suddenly transformed into a well-dressed beast, jumping up and cursing on the sidelines.

I was hiding in front of my house without even looking at where I was, and I didn't go out to find out who I was. Three knives and six holes are used to pick out the hamstrings. You and I were both green dragons on the left and white tigers on the right back then. We used a watermelon knife to cut from the street to the end of the street, and we walked with straight figures.

After spitting on the referee Raos, second-in-command Del Paloma, on-duty referee Sofrino, and first-in-command Davis, the unbearable Raos gave him a red card.

Yes, I can only watch the stands in the second half.

Zhuo Yang touched his lower back and found that he didn't bring a watermelon knife today. He might have borrowed it from Sun Honglei to buy watermelons, otherwise he would have handed it to Guardiola right now.

When he arrived in the locker room, Lao Gua was still so angry that he was full of curses. The first five minutes were full of curses and Cathay-style obscenities that filled the ears of Manchester City people.

In the second five minutes, he calmed down and took the trouble to give the players the key details of the second half.

In the third five minutes, Guardiola gave chief assistant Domenech Torrent as much information as possible about how to respond under what circumstances, and how it sounded like his last words.

Finally, Lao Gua said to Zhuoyang: "You should be more careful. The court is left to you and everything is decided by you."

The expression of solemn mourning made Zhuo Yang feel that he was not on the stand, but on the guillotine.

Since ancient times, no one has ever died. If there is a road to heaven, you will not take it. Brother Gua, your bald gourd matches your dick very well, brother, I’m convinced.

In the first half, Manchester City shot two yellows and one red and scored a goal.

Liverpool did not score a goal on one shot and received two yellow cards but no red. The current total score between the two teams is 2:4, with the home team in front.

A handball in the penalty area and an almost own-goal assist were all Wijnaldum's jokes. No one knows what happened these two times better than him. At this moment, his heart is filled with a sense of luck.

"Brother Tu, things are so uncertain today." Doum confided to release the anxiety in his heart.

Detu, Doom, and Van Dijk, the three Surinamese-Dutch internationals, are also known as Liverpool's "Three Black Tulip Friends".

Doom started today in place of Henderson, who was tired of his suspension. A young man who was good at attacking and defending in the midfield was oppressed by Manchester City's powerful offense, and together with Detu, he became a defensive midfielder.

Zhuoyang would sometimes hide when he met Detu in the middle, but against Dumu he was absolutely forced to attack, and he was not allowed to make any mistakes. Mistakes were handballs and own-goal assists.

The 28-year-old Du Mu is not Du Mu. He cannot write "A Fang Gong Fu". He can't even spell the words "Tu A Ge Fu" grammatically correctly. He walks a tightrope today.

"Thanks to my good luck today. Brother Tu, I saw that Brother Zhuoyang was very angry..."

"Dun'er, be careful." Tu Ye said, "I know him. Well, if he gets really aggressive, no one can stop him. If he gets really aggressive, let alone three, 45 minutes is enough for him to score. 30."

Dun'er Dumu had goosebumps rising half an inch on his forehead: "Fuck, this is too exaggerated!"

"Brother is bragging and trying to scare you." Tu Ye said, "But Zhuo Yang is so cruel that no one can bear it."

After all, it is the brothers who know Zhuo Yang best. But does understanding mean he's on his own in the second half? Unfortunately, the script was not written like this. For Zhuo Yang and Manchester City, four words came to mind - misfortunes never come singly.