Golden Greenery

( ) In ancient times, because of the arrogance of being a great country, the Chinese looked down on other countries with a condescending attitude, so they were very casual when translating country names, such as Kucha, Champa, Borneo, Siam, Maye Weng, Japanese, and Da. Those who eat and receive lost food are rare, and you can feel the deep contempt just by reading the words.

In modern times, because they were pushed to the ground and rubbed by Western powers, they have turned to look up to, even yearned for and worshiped.

Modern Chinese translators, represented by Yan Fu, tried their best to use beautiful Chinese characters when translating country names. For example, the United States, England, Germany, Portugal, etc., including France.

France is referred to as France, but among Chinese people, the word "french" is usually pronounced four times to mean "fàguo". Will the black fertilizer evaporate? Can you speak fà Mandarin...

France's most powerful weapon is the baguette; France's fastest car is the tank with reverse gear;

The green in the French flag represents never surrender; the French military salute is two hands;

France’s second-hand weapons are all brand new; France’s most effective force is the French Foreign Legion;

A skilled French flag bearer can cut the flag and hang the middle part in 30 seconds;

Even the Italians could win the Gallic War with France;

Russia has abandoned development of the 17X hypersonic missile because it cannot hit France before it surrenders.

Today's breast milk.

Why France was able to create the most classic PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in the history of the World Cup in Russia in 2018 is because the French team players are from Africa.

At the Volgograd Arena, Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick at the buzzer and led the Chinese team to a 3:1 victory over Denmark. At the Luzhchini Stadium, France, who fought with nine players, maintained the 4:1 score until the final whistle.

France and Denmark both have 4 points with one win, one draw and one loss. The two teams played with a score of 0:0. France scored 5 goals and conceded 5 goals in three games, Denmark scored 3 goals and conceded 3 goals in three games, both with a goal difference of 0. France ranked second in the group with two more goals and entered the top 16.

At that moment, both stadiums were cheering, and both were cheering the same person's name.

The Chinese team won three out of three games and was in the group of death, achieving the best group result in the four World Cups.

Scored 10 goals in three games and raised his knife to challenge the world's heroes.

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"brother,

Thank you. "

"Is your nose okay?"

"It's okay."

"That's good. Hang up."

"Thanks……"

Beep, beep, beep...

scar:"……"

I didn't mean to take credit in front of my brothers and pretend to be cold and arrogant. I just blamed Scar for calling me at the wrong time. Kou Kou was shouting in the bathroom to let me rub the essence on my back.

It is indeed not nonsense. Before the last game, France's probability of advancing was no more than 5%. Such a desperate reversal was very rare in the previous 20 World Cups.

Everyone knows that it was the Chinese team and Zhuoyang who saved France. This was actually expected by everyone before the game, but they did not expect that Zhuoyang and the Scar brothers would achieve a shocking reversal.

Group C was considered the leading group of death before the game, but I didn't expect that the final death would only be between France and Denmark. However, according to many authoritative analysis in the industry, as far as the final battle is concerned, China and France both performed beyond their standards, Peru also played its own thing, and only Denmark was defeated.

After the final whistle sounded at the Volgograd Arena, the Danish team stood stunned on the spot. Eriksson, Christensen, Jorgensen and others even lay on the ground for a long time and refused to get up.

Denmark's failure lies in the inconsistent thinking of its generals. Coach Halled wanted to defeat the Chinese team, but he did not dare to stick to his own ideas. The Danish players wanted to qualify peacefully, especially after losing the tactical initiative after leading 1:0.

Such a mistake caused his own strength to be compromised in the game, thus losing a good situation and ruining it.

Based on comprehensive strength calculations, Denmark should have been the leading team among the second category teams except the championship group, and even entering the semi-finals would not be an upset. With this defeat, who knows how many years it will become the laughing stock of football.

When the French fans at the Luzhchini Stadium sang Zhuo Yang loudly, Scar, whose face was not yet swollen and his nose was still bleeding, smiled, although the smile was uglier than crying.

There is no doubt that Scar is a hero of France. In the end, he was able to defeat Denmark by the number of goals. He accounted for 3 of the 5 goals and became the mainstay.

Recalling the game against the Chinese team, everyone gave up after 0:4. Only Scar persisted and retrieved a ball. Not only did he save the team's humble face, but looking back now, that ball was so precious. .

In the match against the Peruvian team, Scar's indiscriminate abuse after falling behind also played a role in shouting at his teammates. Later, he led the team to fight by example. The French media said that he was Napoleon and Frank Bonaparte.

Just looking at height, Scar and Napoleon are pretty much the same.

In fact, Scar has never been a qualified captain. When he was young, he had a violent personality and lacked the necessary affinity. When interacting with people, he only looked at whether they were right or not, regardless of whether they were right or wrong.

Such a personality can easily offend others, and can easily be used as a weapon by someone with malicious intentions.

As he grew older, and the time period was marked by the transfer to Barcelona, ​​the rich and wealthy Dao Scar matured, and he also consciously changed the way he dealt with people and things, but he was not the material after all, and he overcorrected and became useless to anyone. Offended good old man.

In other words, Scar has no twists and turns in his head, no city in his belly, and no hard clothes.

In other words, Scar can be Zhang Fei, Niu Gao, Meng Liang, Jiao Zan and Li Kui, but he cannot be the commander-in-chief.

On the court, Scar is just a fierce pioneer. He is one of the representatives of the brilliant winger era in football and one of the most outstanding left wingers in football history. But just like his personality, he cannot become the core of tactics.

Scar needs a core structure like Zhuo Yang, Lampard, Messi and even Pogba among his teammates. For him, football is the simplest and best thing about just killing and killing.

All in all, Scar cannot be the boss, but he needs a boss.

Serving as the captain of the French team in these years has actually delayed him and the French team.

Although everyone is African, Scar is still the most un-French in the French team. However, things in France can only be done well if it is not done by the French.

Scar Frank Ribery is of Algerian descent, but he claims that his ancestor is Zhu Yunwen, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty of China.

Napoleon Bonaparte was born into a declining Italian aristocratic family in Corsica. It is said that his ancestors came from Florence and his original surname was ‘William’.

Zhuo Yang heard this from Kou Kou, and she would never lie to him.

Everyone, including Kou Kou, felt that there was something wrong with Zhuo Yang saving France.