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Is there any underdog in the Premier League? The British media are less convinced.

The new season has just started five rounds, 7:1 Arsenal, Newcastle United, 11:0 Fulham. Are you telling Manchester City that there are no underdogs in the Premier League?

In only five rounds, Zhuoyang scored 25 goals with 5+3+3+4+10. In normal years, this number can already compete for the league's golden boots. Do you tell Zhuoyang that there are no underdogs in the Premier League?

Counting the recent third or fourth place finals of the World Cup, Zhuo Yang has scored hat tricks or hat + in eight consecutive games in which he participated, with a total of ten hats and 34 goals in eight games.

No one could have predicted that starting from this summer, the 33-year-old Zhuo Yang would become so wild. Perhaps, there are still no underdogs in the Premier League, but in Zhuo Yang's eyes, there are no strong enemies in football.

Especially the miracle of Zhuo Yang scoring 10 goals in a single game in 11:0 Fulham completely ignited the entire Premier League's admiration for him. All kinds of sincere, fake, hot, and enthusiastic praise was overwhelming, as if it was free of money.

But someone took advantage of the heat at such a weird angle that Zhuo Yang couldn't stand it.

Oasis was once the top rock band in England. Their representative works "Supersonic" and "" are very popular all over the world, including China.

Oasis' home base is in Manchester. When talking about the Oasis band, we have to mention the brothers, lead singer Liam Gallagher and lead bassist Noel Gallagher.

The two brothers and their family are both natives of Manchester, and they also have the ancestral Manchester Blue Moon, the pure blue kind. Needless to say, before the golden age of Mansour, the Oasis band with the Geigler brothers as the core was almost the only place where Manchester City could dominate Manchester United off the court.

No one else, because the Gaegler brothers, the famous Oasis band, are Manchester City's most loyal supporters, no matter rich or poor.

The Geigler brothers have publicly ridiculed and even cursed Manchester United many times, including in songs, even though Beckham didn't help.

Flowers don't bloom for a hundred days, and boiling beans burns the bean basket. Later, because the brothers turned against each other over their right to speak, ideas, and various trivial matters, the Oasis band gradually collapsed until it finally disbanded, leaving fans in despair.

Later, his brother Noel formed the brand new band "Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds", and his brother Lien gathered the remnants of Oasis to form the "Bubble Eyes Band". But the flowers eventually withered, and the development of both bands was far from the oasis they once were.

But the two brothers parted ways in their careers, but the Blue Moon heart of supporting Manchester City has never been dim, just now.

In February this year, in the 18th round of the Premier League last season's rematch, Manchester City faced Tottenham at home. His younger brother Liam Geigler also appeared in the stands of the City Stadium with the unemployed 'bald crane' Tuchel (for details, see Chapter 2 Wubuer transports coal). It gave me a good sense of presence.

Older brother Noel Geigler is not an easy man either.

The day after Manchester City beat Fulham 11-0, Noel said: "The great Zhuoyang, the great Manchester City, there is no doubt that Zhuoyang is the most outstanding player I have ever seen, bar none."

"Why is a great player like Zhuoyang willing to come to Manchester City? Because Manchester City is so noble. Unlike our neighbors, Manchester United will only spend a lot of money to buy a bunch of bargains. Manchester United will never be able to invite a great player like Zhuoyang. .”

"Oh my god, I can't express my admiration for Zhuo Yang in words. What I want to say is, sincerely, if Zhuo Yang wants to sleep with my wife, I will be very honored."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

Noel's current wife, Sarah Macdonald, is a fashionable actress who is well-known in the entertainment industry. She also has a look that brings disaster to the country and the people. She has double flashes on her chest when she walks.

Sarah has no habit of being shy when it comes to women.

"I have no intention of offending Her Royal Highness Princess Christine, but if Mr. Zhuo Yang wants to date me, I promise to give you an unforgettable night." (Manual comparison)

Bromance girls don't look like good people.

It doesn't matter if you're being hot, it doesn't matter if you don't hold back your words, even if you hit Zhuo Yang's side, it's just a smile. But he named Kou Kou in his words, which made people very disgusted.

But neither Zhuo Yang nor Kou Kou could reprimand or criticize her, as that would make her appear unworthy of play, not only lowering her status, but also fulfilling this bitch's wish to continue to enjoy the popularity.

To be honest, Zhuo Yang doesn't hate such jokes. After all, he is a man. Who doesn't have a little bit of vanity when a beautiful woman recommends him as his pillow?

But Kou Kou didn't like hearing it. Although she knew that the stinky bitch was trying to get some heat, and knew that it essentially had nothing to do with Zhuo Yang and could not have anything to do with it, she just felt unhappy.

Women are all petty, especially the deeper the relationship, the more so, and they are unreasonable when they are petty. This has nothing to do with status structure, because women are like dragons in caves, carefully protecting everything that belongs to them.

Coco couldn't open her mouth to refute Sarah, let alone threaten her to shut up, otherwise the media would be caught and make a fuss about it. After all, the British could even make jokes about Buckingham Palace.

O'Neill once asked Beckham's wife Victoria on the show: If I marry the Queen, will I become the King of England?

Beckham said: I'm looking forward to it.

Mrs. Zhuo was unhappy and could only fly back to Manchester City overnight without saying hello to her husband. She was pleasantly surprised and shocked Zhuo Yang at the same time.

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"Brother Zhuoyang, you should improve your aesthetics."

"Impossible. You already represent the ultimate realm of human aesthetics, and it's impossible for me to rise any further."

"This way... you should improve your IQ."

"Honey, just because I played the piano, science lost a new Einstein."

"Men become mentally retarded in the presence of beautiful women."

"No wonder, since I fell in love with you, I always feel that I have forgotten something. It turns out that I have forgotten that I am a retard. Wife, you owe the whole world an Einstein."

"You shouldn't let other women give you bad ideas."

"Hmph, I'll immediately arrange to kidnap the bad woman who gave me bad ideas and sell her to a black coal mine in Africa."

"good."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"Do you think this woman named Sarah is beautiful?"

"I didn't look at her at all."

"Look now."

"Don't look at it. A face full of imagination of intangible cultural heritage, with lips smeared like a child who just ate a dead child, what's so interesting about it."

"Haven't you never seen it? How do you know about intangible cultural heritage faces and lip gloss?"

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"Brother Zhuoyang, if one day I am not as beautiful as I am now, then..."

"No way, absolutely impossible."

"I'm going to get older."

"If you live to be a hundred years old, you will definitely be the most beautiful."

"you sure?"

"Honey, have you forgotten? Saint Akademo is still the most beautiful woman when she is one hundred and ten years old."

Koko smiled. "You can't say that. There will always be a handful of young girls who will be a little prettier than me when I get older."

"Impossible. No matter who you compare with, you will always be good-looking. No matter who you compare with, you will always be good-looking. No matter who you compare with, you will always be good-looking."

When Koko blooms with a bright smile, the whole Cheshire is in bloom.

Among the flowers, she frowned slightly again.

"Brother Zhuoyang, do you dare to say that you have never fantasized about other women occasionally, not even once?"

This topic is difficult to answer. After all, Zhuo Yang is also a normal man. He decided to use offense as defense.

"Honey, I scored ten goals in one game."

"if not?"

"The whole world is praising me, why don't you even say a word of praise?"

"That's because the whole world is making a fuss, except me."

"Without your praise, even if I have the whole world, I still have nothing."

"Golden Guru Stick, Silver Guru Stick, I am the best husband!"

"continue."

"The water in the river is roaring, and my husband is croaking."

"Praise more profoundly."

"But you scored a goal and didn't give it to me..."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"You have no heart."

"Wife, I only have you in my eyes. You are the miracle in my life."

"What about your heart?" Kou Kou said reluctantly, "Back to the question just now. During the days when I was not at home, were you empty, lonely and cold, and did you occasionally fantasize about other women, not even once?"

On this night in Cheshire, it was difficult for the unsuspecting Zhuo Yang to survive. Fortunately, he had deep-rooted special skills, the perseverance to work hard, and the foundation to recharge his batteries, which was enough to support him in teaching everything he had.

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