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"Fake news, complete fake news." Zhuo Yang said: "What's the collateral ligament? I just sprained it. It hurt a little at the time, but I was fine soon after I got off the field. You guys in the media, don't listen to the wind. .”

"I returned to China because my father said he had made soup dumplings. You know, I devoted all my time to football and piano,... No, no, this is what I should do, after all, I am so close to It’s different. But, I miss home.”

"Speaking of soup dumplings, they really make people drool. Whether they contain crab roe, shrimp paste, beef, mutton, chicken, or pork, even the pure vegetable ones are so charming."

"You don't understand. There are certain rules for eating these soup dumplings. Using a knife and fork is a waste. You must use chopsticks."

"First use chopsticks to pinch the top fold and lift it up gently. Be careful not to use force, otherwise it will break or leak, which means your hands are not capable of taking care of themselves."

"Then take a small bite on the side of the bun, also gently, like a kiss. Not French, but a kiss on the face."

"Use a spoon to catch the soup flowing out of the bun. Of course, the spoon is in the other hand. You must understand this and don't make silly jokes."

"Catch the soup, wait for the hot steam inside the bun to dissipate, then put it in your mouth and let your taste buds enjoy it."

"Finally, drink the soup from the spoon cleanly by sucking, so that your mouth and nose can feel the aroma of the ingredients."

"In China, soup dumplings are divided into seven major schools..."

A group of European football reporters were inexplicably turned into food media practitioners by Zhuo Yang. They looked confused, and Zhuo Yang felt that the other was a fool.

Because he didn’t want to waste time explaining, and he didn’t want to be regarded as a monster, even though he was, Zhuo Yang denied that he had suffered an injury to his collateral ligament. Even some media with powerful media had bought MRI films from the St. Mary’s Memorial Hospital in Madrid. He refused to admit it.

Anyway, as long as I don't admit it, the person who should explain it is the doctor. In this way, the experts who diagnosed him that day were full of truth but could not justify their explanation, and simply said that Zhuoyang was not actually injured.

Guardiola, who had always been on tenterhooks, forced Zhuo Yang to have another checkup after the game. Naturally, nothing was found, and the Manchester City club was relieved.

The club doesn't ask about metaphysics, as long as Zhuo Yang is fine, it's fine.

There are question marks all over the world. Manchester City Club has released a new film, and the media is still dubious, but there are still some people who can break the casserole.

As for Zhuoyang stealing the goal of teenager Dias in order to complete the hat trick, no one in the media was interested at all. Who is more qualified to score goals, Zhuo Yang or Dias? Is there any need to ask?

Who among the Manchester City team has the news hegemony? Do you even need to ask?

Missing Manchester City's first goal, where does Dias' grievance go? Do you still need to ask? Holding it in is a blessing.

At the press conference, after finishing the soup dumplings, Zhuo Yang proposed new ideas about hat tricks to the media.

The Premier League's nine consecutive caps were impressive, and Zhuo Yang was suspicious of the interrupted 14 consecutive caps.

"I think your media's algorithm is wrong. The match between the Chinese team and Spain is not an official match and is not included in the report of the international A-level friendly match."

"I scored two goals in that game, but when my total goals for the national team are calculated in the future, these two goals will not be counted because the game is not official."

"Then the question is. Since the goals are not serious goals, why should the serious hat trick be counted as an interruption?"

"Your double standards make no sense at all. Either counts, or nothing counts." Zhuo Yang said, "I suggest that we all adhere to the scientific spirit..."

Healing metaphysics master Zhuo Yang turned against science faster than taking off his pants.

"...That game was placed in a separate line and put together with other equally irregular games. Therefore, today I have nine consecutive goals in the Premier League and my 15th in official games."

"I'm done. You discuss it and give me a unified opinion later."

The media has been specializing in falsehoods since ancient times. It doesn't matter whether it is right or wrong as long as it attracts attention. If there is a unified opinion, Zhuo Yang is just using them to raise questions. FIFA, UEFA and the FA soon gave clear answers.

——Zhuo Yang is right.

It's not that the officials are partial to Zhuo Yang, because Li'er is just such a Li'er. The reason why there are two versions of Pele's goal data, the personal version and the official version, and the differences are huge, is because FIFA does not count informal games.

If Zhuo Yang's informal friendly match is counted as an 'interruption', then Zhuo Yang can completely spend money to organize some grassroots teams to play fifty or sixty games, with hats in every game, but how will it be counted then?

So Zhuoyang grasped the key to the problem and let all parties have the final say.

With the official endorsement, Zhuo Yang's hat trick record was updated to '15 consecutive official games'.

Why must Zhuo Yang be more serious about this matter? Because he is pretentious.

As the record creator of a well-known trademark in football, among the many goal records, Zhuoyang values ​​​​the 'hooded' the most. First, because all other records can be obtained through unremitting efforts, only the 'hooded' record depends on luck, so it is the most difficult.

Nakayama Masashi used to be able to stand for many years with just five companies. You can imagine what kind of dimensionality-reducing attack the hooded record is.

Secondly, hooding is a symbolic feat after discovering the truth of football. It is a performance art of one's own football invincibility against God. Naturally, the more, the better, and the longer, the more relieved one's anger is.

Third, I simply feel that '14' is a bit short, not satisfying, and not tall enough. What if it is broken by some genius like me in less than a hundred years?

Every record-setter hopes that he or she will not be broken. This is human nature. But to be honest, Zhuo Yang actually doesn't have much confidence in how long those league and cup scoring records can be maintained.

With the advent of the Jinyuan Football Era, the division of strength and weakness in football has become an inevitable trend. It will be relatively easier for a super forward in a super strong team to rack up statistics on a weak team.

To some extent, Zhuo Yang is also a beneficiary of this phenomenon.

The World Cup, Champions League, UEFA Cup, and goal records in the four major leagues are all indestructible. In the 10-11 season, Zhuoyang raised the La Liga scoring record to 51 goals. At that time, everyone slapped the table and believed that it would stand for at least fifty years.

However, in the following 11-12 season, Messi was so close to the "Fifty Yi" with 50 goals. And Zhuo Yang knew very well that that year, Boss Mei finally stopped. Out of respect and nostalgia for himself, he abruptly kept the data at 50, otherwise it would break.

Take a look.

Zhuoyang's terror lies in the fact that he has combined so many goal records into one. Others cannot do it all like him, but they may be able to break them separately. When the time is right, one person can aim at one.

Therefore, there are not many records, just an existence that can make others despair. Zhuo Yang chose "Hooded".

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"When we talk about consecutive hat tricks, we are actually talking about the scientific spirit. Just like when I give you dumplings to popularize science, I am actually not talking about dumplings, but the beauty god, the love for life, the longing for home, and the love for life and longing for home. Positive energy in life.”

"These soup dumplings, many people are curious about how the soup is poured in. Sterling thinks that a needle is used, which is obviously wrong. Let me tell you..."

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