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Guardiola has three troubles recently: one team, two opponents, and three at home.

The team sang loudly all the way and won consecutive victories. Others were so angry that they couldn't even wait. What's so annoying? His troubles prove that one cannot eat too much and live too well.

The finely decorated mansion is beautiful and flawless, except for a wall tile in the kitchen that is tilted. Can you tolerate it? Anyway, Lao Gua can't, even if it's just a little bit tilted.

The successive big wins are certainly pleasing to the eye, but Lao Gua is becoming more and more intolerable of losing the ball at every turn, like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. In the past, 2:1 or 3:1 didn't matter, the important thing was the 3 points, but now 5:1, it's just a wall tile, a piece of mouse shit on the cake.

Lao Gua wouldn't admit it if he said he had an obsessive-compulsive disorder, but now he felt like he was praising him if he said he was a perfectionist.

Characteristics of a perfectionist: The closer to perfection, the more demanding perfection becomes, and eventually the slightest imperfection will become the ruin of perfection.

In the game a while ago, they lost consecutive goals, and Lao Gua threatened to "cut off the net and ban the team for training." As expected, these bitches mustered up their energy and achieved consecutive zero goals.

I thought I had a long memory, but I didn’t expect that starting from 3:3 Tottenham, Millwall, Southampton, Shakhtar Donetsk, to today’s Manchester derby against Manchester United, no matter what the game, no matter what the opponent, I won’t lose. It's harder to catch a ball than to eat shit.

Manchester United's Martial's supplementary shot just now made me feel like I had eaten a fly, a fly in the shit.

If it was really possible, Lao Gua could not wait to shut down the Internet and start training after today's game, and he would not stop until one or two of these bitches were killed.

But it’s obviously not possible. Industry rules don’t allow it. What’s the reason? To concede a goal in the game? This is called Versailles. Lao Gua will be torn apart by the media, criticized by the players union, and investigated by the disciplinary committee.

Even if these are not available, even if all the players succumb to the power, it won't work. The women in the players' families don't have fuel-efficient lamps. Putting aside others, if they dare to take Zhuo Yang into isolation in the training center, Kou Kou will definitely dare to come to the door with a compound bow and make Guardiola unable to eat.

Then the whole world burst into applause, the light of righteousness.

Losing goals in every game is one thing. Lao Gua found that there were very bad signs in the team, and everyone was relying on Zhuoyang.

It's not that Zhuo Yang is not worthy of reliance. The dependence mentioned here is not at the spiritual and competitive level, but that Zhuo Yang's coming of the god has made others inert. It seems that everyone wants to win and let Zhuo Yang take care of everything.

Bitch, bitch, all Manchester City can only allow me, Guardiola, to win alone, don’t even think about it.

Ten days ago in the League Cup 18 match with Millwall, Zhuo Yang was in 5th place after completing a hat trick. The score was 5:1.

Millwall is not a strong team, and was completely discouraged by Zhuo Yang's one-minute hat trick. Lao Gua thought that the team would use the remaining time to practice more offensive routines. The goal is not important, but the goal can explain a lot. question.

But the final score was 5:1. These bitches dared to work hard for more than half an hour. Zhuoyang's departure seemed to take away their desire.

It's as if there is a very capable father in the family who earns dozens of factories and dozens of real estates with nothing. The pocket money in the hands of the filial sons and grandsons is as if they won the lottery every month, so they can lie down peacefully and just enjoy themselves. Life. Even if my father retires, he will still be left with nothing.

You make money to support your family, and I am as beautiful as a flower. Lao Gua believes that Zhuo Yang is Manchester City's father who is responsible for making money to support the family, and he is the only mother who can be as beautiful as a flower.

Three days later, the 11th round of the Premier League hosted Southampton, which was almost exactly the same.

Zhuoyang had already played for Manchester City in the first minute, and Lao Gua replaced him with David Siwa.

Good guy, he didn't score a goal in the next twenty minutes, and was defeated by Danny Ince for the 8th time, 6:1.

2 Mouth Youth Training, now belongs to Liverpool, and was loaned to Southampton by Uncle Zha this season. If he is too good, otherwise Uncle Zha would not recall Origi and rent him out instead.

Ince, who is not a green onion, not only scored a goal, but also scored a goal post and an offside ball. He was not a Shandong green onion but an onion.

Guardiola endured it.

Another three days later, Manchester City ushered in the fourth round of the Champions League group stage match against Dungeon at home.

In the last round, Huocun and Lyon played 3:3. After three rounds, the two teams and Dunkuang had 2 points. As a result, Manchester City, which has won three consecutive games, has already qualified three rounds ahead of schedule. This game against Dunmin is just a victory to consolidate the first place in the group.

Originally, Don Mine still had a little bit of fantasy, but Fonseca put two generals, Maros and Tyson, who had returned from injury, into the starting lineup.

However, the Hungarian referee and Zhuo Yang's old friend Kaushoy had a bright eye in the first 25 minutes of the first half and decisively awarded two penalty kicks. After Zhuo Yang scored twice, all the illusions and spirits of Dun mine were gone.

Zhuo Yang was replaced by Sane in the 80th minute of the second half, and the score was a hat trick. Four consecutive Champions League games and 20 consecutive games in all competitions.

After all, Dunmin is a strong team in Eastern Europe and has a sense of shame. Taking advantage of the slack after Manchester City's victory, similar to a man's sage time, Tyson and Nigerian winger Kayode, who came on as a substitute, set the score at 6:2 in the 88th minute.

25-year-old Larry Kayode is a Manchester City player and the top scorer in Ligue 1 in 2011 (17 goals). Last summer, he was recruited by Manchester City from Vienna Club for 3.5 million.

But the day after the transfer contract took effect, Kayode was loaned to La Liga, a sub-team of the City Group, by Manchester City along with Douglas Luiz, Maffeo, Alex Garcia and Maros Moreno. Girona.

It can be said that Kayode was bought by Manchester City specifically for Girona.

But Manchester City's five tigers failed to make Girona rise. Last season, they ranked third from the bottom and were relegated back to the second division. The performance of the five tigers on loan was mediocre.

In the new season, midfielder Douglas Luis moves to Villa, left winger Maros Moreno is loaned to Brazilian Flamengo, and midfielder Alex Garcia and fullback Pablo Maffeo continue to follow Herro. Na goes to play in the second division.

Kayode made 13 appearances in La Liga without scoring a goal and only had two assists. Such a performance would be disliked by others if he stayed in Girona, let alone returning to Manchester City.

He was originally going to be loaned out to French Ligue 1 side Caen in the new season, and it was basically agreed upon. But I don't know where the wrong link was made, and he came to ask for rent by name.

Since Don mine is not short of money, Manchester City is happy to lease it for one year at a price of 2.3 million, which is basically not much different from his transfer price.

Kayode was not able to play in the main team at Dungeon, but he did not expect to score a goal when he returned to the City Stadium that day. He was quite proud. One big step for him is a small step for mine.

After the game, Lao Gua cursed in the locker room for half an hour. Those who didn't know better thought that Manchester City had lost and that Manchester City had not won the first place in the group in advance.

Then there is today's Manchester City Derby. These bitches went even further and actually gave Manchester United a 1:0 lead in the 12th minute. Coupled with Mourinho's venomous ridicule before the game, at this moment, Guardiola's bald head was so depressed that it could drip.

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