Golden Greenery

Chapter 950 The bird laughs but others can’t see through it

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Mourinho finally lost control.

Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick and extended the score to 5:1. Uncle Psy felt like an ice cream that had just come off the assembly line. Not only was he cold all over, but he was also naked in front of everyone.

In order to retain some dignity, and perhaps the last bit of reserve, Psy must remain calm. In order to appear calm, you have to do something.

Uncle Bird called Mata, gave him some casual instructions, and asked him to come up and replace Herrera. Whether this substitution is reasonable or not is no longer important.

Guardiola did not follow the habit of this period and immediately replaced Zhuoyang, who had completed his hat-trick, because Mourinho made him very angry before the game and he did not intend to let his number one confidant give up so early.

But Lao Gua is also very hypocritical. He doesn’t want Mourinho to think that he takes him seriously and is cautious even when the score is like this, so he must show his calmness and tell Mourinho with his actions: I I don't take your Manchester United seriously at all.

With a move of his hand, Lao Gua replaced Aguero with Foden. It doesn't matter, it's a derby, it's just a piece of cake.

Manchester United restarted the kick, Martial knocked in the center circle, and Lukaku returned to Matic.

Foden, who had just come up, was very excited and rushed straight towards Matic, forcing him to continue to pass the ball back to Smalling for safety.

Then he pulled wide. Professor Yang was blocked from dribbling the ball from the wing, and then kicked it back to the midfield for transition.

Foden was a little unreasonable, twisted his head and grabbed Matic again.

Manchester United was very decadent at 1:5. Matic was really not in the mood to talk to Foden, so he gave it to Luke Shaw on the left.

Sterling was also not idle. Xiao reluctantly called Sanchez forward, and Mendy immediately called out. Sanchez had no choice but to go back to Matic.

Maybe Foden thought Matic was easy to bully, so he did nothing but scare him over and over again.

Matic was so fed up that he went around a few times but still came back. The little brat insisted on using me as a weakling. Alas, forget it. The more he played, the more bored he became. Matic wished the game would end soon.

Turn around and kick Smalling back...

It wasn't Matic who should pick his eyes. They were passed around so degenerately that it was difficult for Zhuo Yang not to take aim. To be honest, he just appeared on the pre-judgment line now, and he was already very lazy.

Matic passed the ball directly to Zhuoyang who suddenly appeared at the joint of the midfielder and defender. Infernal Affairs is absolutely indispensable in the Manchester Derby.

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The little blond girl, her last name is Torres.

"Dad, who do you think is the unluckiest Spaniard in the Premier League?"

"No, dear Nora, don't say that about your dad. Although dad back then..."

"I'm talking about Uncle Mata."

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Mata's mission was not clear when he came up. Uncle Psy did not explain it in detail. He only said that the midfield is very important, so go for it. Uncle Psy is confused. He has never talked nonsense like this before.

After kicking the ball around, Mata made various moves, but the ball was not passed to him. It's not that his teammates dislike him, it's that he can't pass the ball. Manchester City is too aggressive.

After some futile efforts, Mata noticed Zhuoyang's changes and saw him stealthily blocking the line and quietly setting up his position.

While Matic's return pass was targeted by Zhuoyang, Mata also targeted Zhuoyang. So Zhuoyang suddenly stole the ball and scared the Manchester United defense to wet his pants. Only Mata came up from the side.

In order to avoid Smalling's tackle, Zhuoyang accelerated the ball to the left, which happened to bring Mata closer.

The next time Zhuoyang entered the penalty area, Mata also chased him up to his shoulders and immediately lowered his body to tackle.

To be honest, Zhuo Yang was a little surprised that Mata could come up so quickly, so he stepped forward with his left foot to protect the ball.

As a result, Mata's tackle swept and flew on Zhuo Yang's right calf, knocking him to the ground even with the ball.

‘Beep~’

Just inside the penalty area, Anthony Taylor awarded a penalty kick without hesitation and gave Mata a yellow card. Just like that, Mata did something big before he even had time to touch the ball after coming up.

He argued with Taylor a few times, not because he was wronged, but because everyone was like this and had always been like this.

However, Mourinho finally lost control on the sidelines, and this penalty became the last straw for him today.

"No! no! no——!" Uncle Psy's voice was distorted, and he couldn't tell whether it was anger or fear. "It shouldn't have been a penalty, the football was tackled first, it wasn't a penalty."

It was impossible for him to see clearly from such a long distance.

"Damn, it's not a fucking penalty. It's always like this, you always do it, penalty, penalty, always a fucking penalty."

Players from both sides looked at Mourinho in surprise: Uncle, are you really in a hurry?

Guardiola just turned his head and was stunned for a moment, then looked away again, continuing to maintain a high-class and calm image. He said in his heart: Haha.

"This is definitely not a penalty, this is a disgrace... get out of here!"

On-field referee Stuart Atwell came to warn Mourinho to keep quiet, but he pushed him away. Atwell's actions also stimulated Uncle Psy even more, and he strode into the field.

Mourinho often causes trouble, but he has never lost his temper like this. It's been a long time since he's lived.

While running quickly, he shouted: "Zhuoyang, Zhuoyang——, tell them this is not a penalty kick, tell them quickly."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

Jose, this...can really be.

"Zhuoyang, you are a gentleman..."

"Out!" Taylor shouted. My territory, what do you want? Get out!

Before he finished speaking, the red card was raised.

Mourinho stopped and smiled.

"It's always like this, penalty kick, red card, penalty kick and red card, red card and penalty kick, it's always like this, fuck you. Hahaha~, people laugh at me because I'm too crazy..."

"Out! Ma Liu out, ooooooooooout!"

Mourinho was pulled down by the Manchester United coaching staff and players who came over, and was pulled directly into the tunnel.

Zhuo Yang looked at his disappearing back: "...you are laughing so hard that others can't see through it."

Human emotions are not the same, Zhuo Yang only found it funny. One minute later, he had no mercy and volleyed into the upper corner to make the score 6:1.

With Mourinho gone, there was no need for Guardiola to keep pretending. He quickly replaced Zhuo Yang with Gundogan.

No matter from which angle, Guardiola is even more unlikely to be philanthropic today. He is actually a petty person. Being able to defeat Manchester United and Mourinho was enough to make him forget about the unhappiness before the game, and even forget about the troubles of his tiger wife at home.

But the Manchester City players didn't forget anything. They still played well in front of Manchester United who had no fighting spirit.

After more than 20 passes in the 8th minute, Gundogan was unmarked outside the small penalty area and received a diagonal pass from seat B, locking the score at 7:1.

The Premier League was in an uproar.

Zhuoyang 'quietly' broke the Premier League goal record, one after another;

The second time Manchester City rose up and fell down, creating the biggest victory score in the derby;

Mourinho lost his temper three times at the stadium.

Late at night, Manchester United officially issued a notice: the club terminated Mourinho's contract, and assistant coach Michael Carrick served as the team's transition coach.

For some people, it’s dawn. Others, they will miss that unique man after all.

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