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The Mad Hatter's journey finally stopped at 25 games, at Stamford Bridge. Everyone, including Chelsea fans, is feeling sorry for him, even more saddened than Zhuo Yang himself.

Just a little bit off. Zhuoyang scored twice in the game. In addition, there was a goal that was "misjudged" that was invalidated, a penalty that was missed, as well as a crossbar and a post.

No matter which destiny crosses, the great hat journey continues.

Of course, that included the incredible pass before the end. After crotchless Zappacosta knocked down Kanter with a fake move, Zhuo Yang was in the waistline of the penalty area on the right side, and the football was just beside his left foot.

After the game, many veteran shooters reviewed the ball in slow motion. Shearer, Lineker, Henry, and Drogba said that they had a very ideal shooting angle at that moment and did not quite understand why Zhuoyang passed the ball.

Ronaldo, Jiuye, Sheva, Van Nistelrooy and others said that the opportunity was indeed very good, but since Zhuoyang chose to pass the ball, he must have his own reasons. You laymen should not make blind guesses about shooters, especially for shooters of Zhuoyang’s level, we don’t dare to guess.

Kaka said: "Are you all crazy? That's 24 games. Who would have believed there would be 24 games a few months ago? You are so picky that there is no 25th game. I'm not as boring as you, so I flew to Manchester immediately and Zhuoyang had two drinks and all I could think about was Jiang died and I was on the plane."

The inverted sentences passed down from Lao Ka's family are becoming more and more cute.

As a result, people carefully analyzed other details in the game, and the referee Paul Tierney suddenly became a street rat.

In the first half, Zhuoyang knocked over Azpilicueta in the penalty area and succeeded in shooting, but was sentenced to a foul first. At this time, people always thought that it was a reasonable collision out of regret. This is the Premier League, Mr. Tierney, what do you think?

What happened in the 88th minute is even more unforgettable. Several camera angle adjustments and even 3D simulation animations clearly showed that Azpilicueta kicked Zhuoyang down with his left leg and did not touch the football at all.

Mr. Tierney, could you please come out and take a few steps?

In the end, Tierney had to admit that he made misjudgments and missed shots, but he also emphasized objective factors. He also said aggrievedly that he had received death threats from all over the world, not just China and Manchester.

Game penalties are professional conduct, and the rules do not allow on-the-job referees to apologize to the players alone. Therefore, the Premier League Referee Committee officially apologized to Zhuo Yang.

Zhuoyang said it didn't matter. if not?

Sharp-eyed people also discovered another detail in the camera: Zhuo Yang was making a fake move towards the court while shouting something.

This is not a problem for the spectators, but it is a problem for lip readers. 'ireallydon'tunderstandenglish! ’ Zhuo Yang said he ‘doesn’t understand English’?

It is said that hearing is false and seeing is believing, but at this moment, the lip readers couldn't believe their eyes. Faced with such an illogical interpretation, they wished they could get into the screen and listen to it with their own ears.

The reporter first found Kanter to verify the answer. "Mr. Kanter, at the end of the game, when Zhuo Yang got rid of you, what did he shout? Can you tell me?"

Kanter is a gentleman among players, especially when facing the camera, he will use serious words as much as possible. "Okay. Sir Zhuoyang said... I really don't understand English... Well, that's it."

"……what does it mean?"

"I think it was literally, he said he didn't understand English. Yeah, that's what he yelled."

"...Okay then, thank you, Mr. Kanter."

Kanter is a very polite person. "You're welcome. Well...f**ku."

Reporters can only go to Zhuo Yang to find the ultimate answer.

"Mr. Zhuo Yang,...I don't understand English. Is what Kanter said true?"

"indeed."

"I'm curious, what does this mean?"

"That is to say, I don't understand English." Zhuo Yang, who speaks with the accent of Manchester Old John, is very calm.

Reporter: "..." At this moment, he had serious doubts about his motherland and mother tongue, and further doubted the authenticity of this world.

"Mr. Zhuoyang...I don't understand."

"I said I really don't understand English." Zhuo Yang was very serious and then called Guardiola who was passing by. "Brother, do you speak English?"

"No, I don't speak English." Lao Gua smoothly connected: "What about you, brother, do you know English?"

"I'm not a local and I don't understand English."

"What a coincidence, I'm not a local either."

"Nice to meet you."

The two of them started playing jokes on the spot, and the poor reporter went back to the church to find the priest to confess for the whole day.

No matter regretful, ridiculous, angry, or relieved, Zhuoyang's great consecutive hat tricks were fixed at 25 games, becoming history and a monument.

25 games, including 15 Premier League games, 5 Champions League games, 2 League Cup games, 1 World Cup game, 1 European Super Cup game, and 1 Community Shield game.

There are 25 opponents, including one national team, one English League One, one each from La Liga, Bundesliga, French Ligue 1 and Uzbekistan. Among them, Lyon and Dundee were eliminated twice.

25 games, 11 home games, 11 away games, 3 neutral sites.

In 25 games, he scored 8 World Cups, 3 League Cups.

Goal distribution, 45 at home, 32 away, neutral site, 10 goals in a game at most, at least don't ask, you'd be a fool to ask.

Many of the individual items here are records one after another. When combined, they are one of the most magnificent monuments in football history.

While people were worshiping, they thought of the exclamations they made when Zhuo Yang tied the Guinness record of Nakayama Masashi's 4 consecutive hat tricks a few months ago, and realized how ridiculous it was.

There are many smart people in the world, and some reporters quickly discovered the secret behind Zhuoyang's stop at 25 games.

It was also during this time last year that Zhuoyang completed the record of "24 consecutive goals in a single season" in the five major leagues. It turns out that Zhuoyang only pursued 25 games because it was one more game than last season's miracle.

Curious idea. In fact, this year's 25th Company has nothing to do with last year's 24th Company, and Zhuo Yang didn't associate them together. He stopped because he felt tired.

But now, looking back at the exclamation that people had during last year's "24th Company", it was so ridiculous that they had never seen the world before.

Guardiola has obviously seen the world, and he reminded with evil intentions: "Don't forget, you all, the 'Zhuoyang Curse' of 2005 more than ten years ago. Fortunately, the curse has been sealed now, otherwise, hahaha~~"

The head coaches’ hair stood on end.

A total of 17 hat tricks were performed in various official competitions in the distant 2005 season. What is frightening is that after 17 games, 17 coaches immediately dismissed the get out of class, and it was difficult for them to stay overnight. The reasons for being fired vary, but no one is spared.

Among them are famous coaches such as Koeman, Trapattoni, Rangnick, Magath, and McLeish. It is known in history as the '05-06 Zhuoyang Curse'.

However, since he moved to AC Milan, the curse has failed, which is what Lao Gua calls the seal. Otherwise, who can protect us in the past ten years? The football world might even collapse.

If the curse is still there, let's not talk about it. The 23 coaches of the '25 Company' now, from Southgate of the South Gate to Uncle Bastard and the bandit commander Uncle Bo, are all using their swords to kill loyalty and filial piety. It is too much fun. Big.

Guardiola knows that no funeral is too big. After sealing it, in the magnificent 25th company, there were only two unlucky ones, Jokanovic and Mourinho.

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