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Jay Chou has a song called "Rainbow", which talks about how a lovelorn girl can be pretentious. In fact, it has nothing to do with Rainbow.

When sunlight encounters small water droplets in the air, after refraction and reflection, it spreads and becomes a seven-color dome, which is a rainbow. It is an extremely common optical phenomenon. It exists in physics in the second grade of junior high school, and everyone knows it.

After the rain, there are waterfalls, fountains, sprinklers, spitting at the sun, scolding stars, lining up to urinate, you can see rainbows, soap bubbles, shower gel, snot bubbles, you can see them if you look carefully.

If there was no rain on the football field, no spraying, no swearing, no peeing, no one picking up soap, taking a bath, or suffering from rhinitis, would we be able to see a rainbow?

The answer is yes.

The rainbow pass is a relatively common trick on the football field. Fans of a certain level will understand it. Naturally, all the book lovers of "Golden Green Green" are included here, so I won't go into details here.

As for the rainbow goal, it is divided into two types: narrow sense and broad sense. A rainbow goal in a narrow sense is to throw the ball directly into the goal when the rainbow is passed by with both feet, such as Zhuoyang's first goal in the first half.

In the broad sense, a rainbow goal is a shot with an obvious arc curvature visible to the naked eye, as curved as a rainbow, and it also belongs to this category, such as Zhuoyang's second goal in the first half.

In addition, there seems to be no football skills that can be related to the "rainbow", and a straight shot is even less likely.

However, don’t use negative adverbs like ‘impossible’ on Zhuoyang. He is someone who can rename football skills.

In the 54th minute, Danilo had no chance after cutting in from the right, so he took the ball from the center and passed to the left. Zhuoyang received the ball outside the waistline.

MacArthur and Wan-Bissaka were blocking the ball side by side. Zhuoyang moved the ball outwards and wanted to return it to the center, leaving Teacher Jing to think of a solution.

Townsend has been rented out by Tottenham nine times. At that time, he was vaguely known as "Little Robben", but he has now successfully transformed into a standard blue-collar winger, struggling to get the job. It doesn't matter whether he scores or not, he just likes to defend.

Perhaps Zhuoyang played too casually and his passing intention was too obvious. The alert Townsend slid across the tackle and it was crisp.

If it had been someone else, the ball would have definitely been intercepted. Fortunately, Zhuo Yang is a good trainer. Every joint in his right leg seemed to turn into a snake at the last moment when the ball was released. It was soft and stopped its movements in time. At the same time, the castration of the center of gravity to the right is resolved.

In this way, Townsend's diligence seemed quite funny, as his shovel of Zhuo Yang's stop hit MacArthur and Wan-Bissaka.

In fact, Zhuo Yang's movements were very twisted. His right leg was dragged far away from the arch of his foot to catch the ball. His left leg was half arched and his body was low, like a speed skater cornering. He twisted his foot so much that he almost pulled it out of his shoe.

So, using this posture and the swaying center of gravity of the two people opposite him, Zhuoyang improvised a very exaggerated "rainbow", and it was also a rare double rainbow, because he even threw off the "tough guy pink" sneakers on his right foot.

The falling clouds and the solitary owl fly together, who can withstand this?

The rainbow went over the top, and MacArthur was stunned. Wan-Bissaka, who was on the outside, went directly to chase the sneakers. Zhuo Yang, who was bare with his right foot, did not waste any time and slipped past MacArthur's inside and rushed into the penalty area. The angle is very small.

Gua Yinta didn't know what to do. He wanted to point to the shoe, but also thought that Zhuo Yang should cross the middle, or simply signal the referee to pick up the shoe.

Zhuo Yang picked up his white socks, hit the volley in the air and hit the turf, and the ball hit the near post neatly.

Guayinta: "..."

3:0, Zhuo Yang scored his 21st hat trick in the Premier League this season.

Referee Stuart Atwell did not hesitate at all and directly signaled that the goal was valid. It's just a shoe that steals the show. This thing is like the edge in table tennis. It can be attributed to God's will.

The question is, is this goal considered a rainbow?

The goal is not rainbow, but the process is. After the rain, the sky will be clear, and after the rainbow, it will be clear. After the rainbow, the rain will disappear, and the Zhuoyang will be clear.

Huo Taigong, who made the important decision to 'enjoy being abused', did not have a headache because he lost the ball again. Instead, he did a few chest expansion exercises very comfortably.

"It's a real pleasure to watch Zhuoyang play, aren't you right, Ray? How can he do such wonderful moves?"

"Lei, I feel like my bones are getting rusty. Do you think I should exercise more? What kind of exercise should I do?"

Ray Lavington: "Go hiking in your spare time. I'll accompany you."

"Mountain climbing? Why?"

Lai Wenton: "Don't they all say, Old Bedden, Old Bedden?"

Mr. Huo: "..."

Spanish goalkeeper Vincent Guajinta definitely doesn't want to climb mountains. He was born in Torrontes, a mountainous area in northwest Spain - where high-quality white wine is produced, so some poets also translate Torrontes as 'special passion' .

When Guayinta was a child, he saw mountains when he opened his eyes. Even now, he still feels like vomiting when he thinks about climbing mountains.

After being slapped by Zhuoyang, Guayinta was a little distracted. Before the game, he didn't expect to keep Zhuo Yang clean. It would be the goalkeeper's glory to avoid being hat-tricked, but after only about fifty minutes, a cotton hat was firmly buckled on him.

Alas, luckily it's not green. Gua Yinta laughed at himself to comfort himself.

As the two sides struggled in midfield, he looked up at the sky, as if to see if there was a hat.

He saw the football fly by.

There is a penalty for being distracted during a game. Zhuoyang glanced at the door out of habit before catching the ball, and happened to see Guayinta raise his head and look at the sky.

The position is so far forward that my feet feel itchy if I don't hang up.

Afraid of turning around and missing the target, Zhuo Yang half-turned and shot directly at the hanging door from 40 meters away.

The ball speed is not fast, and the arc is very high. It just adds a little more spin when it falls. Gua Yinta, who woke up with a start, pulled his intestines, retreated and took off much worse. The football was even a little outside the goal line when it hit the ground.

57th minute, 4:0.

Isn’t this ball a rainbow? It doesn't matter whether it is colorful or not, the main thing is that it is very rainbow. From Zhuoyang's foot to the door and falling to the ground, the trajectory is a fairly standard semicircle. The cross-sectional area of ​​the drawn figure is S=πr2÷2=3.14x202÷2=

Mr. Huo was in no mood to chat with the old man in Wenton. He suddenly felt uneasy: Was it wrong to lie down flat?

Drawing four different rainbows in a row, it was obvious that Zhuo Yang had a rainbow feeling today.

The corner of the corner received a precise diagonal pass from Teacher Jing. He suddenly turned around and looked at the moon while running. His header was thrown in a curved projectile trajectory. The football once again drew a semicircle and fell into the far side net.

5:0, maybe time is an antidote and the poison I am taking now. Huo Taigong stood on the sidelines again. He was nervous again, and his heart was full of rainbows.

The rainbow is an optical phenomenon, and the rainbow on the court is a phenomenon, and it does not need to always be round.

It is not a circle, but more like a trigonometric function curve of y=cos(x). Zhuoyang fired a volley from the ribs. After the ball hit the ground and rebounded, the football went high over Gua Yinta, and then hit the net hard.

Law.

Zhuo Yanghong was a rainbow, the first ball was a rainbow chasing the scorpion, the second ball was a rainbow that penetrated the sun, the third ball was a rainbow that passed through the sky, the fourth ball was a rainbow that penetrated the sky, the fifth ball was a rainbow under the moon, and the sixth ball was a rainbow that was blocked by the cosine.

It's a rainbow night.

Old coach Hodgson didn't expect to lose so much while lying flat. He felt as if he had no pants on. The grandfather was anxiously waiting for the media to storm him, but he did not expect that no one would pay attention to him at all. The whole world was touting this gorgeous rainbow night.

Amidst the joy, Taigong Huo couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

Zhuoyang redefined the rainbow in football. The media said that he was a man wearing a rainbow. So, just when his vanity was still satisfied, the Manchester LGBT organization with the rainbow flag as its symbol publicly called on him to speak for special groups of people.

Zhuo Yang: "..."

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