Golden Greenery
Chapter 1132 Everyone is bullying the smart guy
No one knows exactly at which moment Solskjaer changed from being a saint to being a player. But after Lingard also missed an excellent scoring opportunity, Suo started to get excited for no reason.
A smart person can be happy, and so can Lingard. In fact, his happiness attribute is even higher than the former.
In a rare counterattack opportunity, Lin Huang's single-handed push bypassed Ederson and the goal post.
Judging from the difficulty of shooting alone, Lin Huang's mistake was not as abominable as Da Smart, but in the context of Manchester United having very few chances in the game, his failure to make a single shot was even more shocking.
So Suo suddenly became excited.
Regardless of whether he could hear it clearly on the court, Suo commanded Manchester United from the backcourt to the frontcourt with extremely rich body language and roars from the sidelines. He was so passionate that Guardiola could only temporarily avoid his edge. , being a quiet bald handsome man next to him.
Three minutes later, Suo, who was still very emotional, replaced Lin Huang with Martial. Frankly, that's a little unfair.
Manchester United is in an overall downturn, and Lin Huang is already the hardest working and most efficient among them. Compared to the inaction of others, he is at least doing something.
At such a time, the strong smell of taking the blame made Huang Lin very dissatisfied. When he came off the field, he ignored Suo's extended hand.
This rude move made Suo's emotions even more intense, and he suddenly felt that being a horse factory director alone was not enough to vent his excitement.
So, within another three minutes, Manchester United replaced Lu Yuanwai and Sanchez in succession, and the traditional heavy firepower came on stage.
The ones replaced were Pereira and Darmian, who also represented the two people who had made a living today. At this time, they were forced to correct their mistakes.
The 0:3 deficit should indeed be changed, but we only lost three in the game. How can we survive in the future?
It looks aggressive, but the attack is never simply a matter of stacking forward numbers. The pitiful number of counterattacks, including Lu Yuanwai, Sang Tashi, La Shifu, and Ma Factory Manager, are simply not enough to score points.
Hey, hey, Manchester United is naturally divided. Midfielder Pogba is rarely emotional, but he is alone at the moment and has nothing to offer.
Lao Gua glanced at Suo with sideways eyes and said in his heart: Accepted.
The corner of the penalty area was passed diagonally, and the penalty area was in chaos.
Smart leaned on Smalling to pick up the ball with his back, swayed to the left, then turned to the right and shot. This time, he didn't think because it was chaotic. As long as the world is in chaos, Sterling will be the only one.
A hero in troubled times, so he is actually half Cao Cao.
A good woman, this is also like...
Smalling is a straight single man, and he was smart enough to cum on his leg.
In the small space, the football bounced back and still landed at Da Chongming's feet. In an instant, he completed his second shot.
God would not have given me De Gea. 'boom! ’ He blocked the shot with his chest.
It was a mess, a complete mess, an unsightly mess, but this was the realm of great intelligence, and football obediently returned to him again.
There were more than a dozen people from both sides gathered in the penalty area, and the football was looking for Sterling like a guide. As expected, Gone with the Wind was very smart.
Cum again! When he farted, he was so clever that he shot three times.
Three things are possible, but they are not absolute. The person who blocked him this time was Lukaku, who fought back bravely and had thick and long black legs.
Lu Yuanwai can not only block his own shots.
It's not a big deal, as long as it's still chaotic, you can complete the four brushes with great wisdom.
The chaos in the penalty area was like an apocalypse. De Gea was shaken so much that he didn't even know where the goal was. The others were thrown off their backs, which not only showed the tenacity of the Manchester United people, but also revealed the desolation of despair.
There is no barrier between the football and the goal. There is no barrier between the smart and the football. Just stretch out your legs.
One light!
But not great wisdom, nor his wisdom.
Faced with a great opportunity, Seat B did not hold back, and with a thunderbolt slide tackle, he got the football into the goal first.
Great wisdom: "..."
He had just made Ip Man's squat stance.
Seat B is immoral. He robbed Sterling of his efforts, just like taking away the only ham in the late-night instant noodles.
However, Seat B must be happy. Half of the happiness comes from scoring goals and half from interceptions.
Or all from Jiehu...
Sterling looked at the sky sadly: Is that light still traveling?
4:0, the victory or defeat is settled. Regardless of whether he was happy or not, Lao Gua calmly replaced Jesus with Sane.
It's just the daily adjustments of the winner. Sane is a wild dog on the wing, and Zhuoyang is focused on playing support on the wing. This further highlights Sterling's attributes as a center forward in the penalty area.
There are no traces of fallen leaves, and father's love is silent. Zhuo Yang doesn't have to buy oranges for Da Clever, he can just pass the ball.
In the 71st minute, Zhuoyang surrounded and suppressed the four players of Manchester United like a lone warrior, brought the football plate to the right baseline, and then successfully completed the cross.
He is not called smart for nothing, because he is really smart in the penalty area. He used his enchanting movement early to throw off all defenses and seize the space at the back post alone and covertly.
Zhuoyang's passing is very accurate, as caring as a father's love.
Sterling didn't need to do anything, just stand and wait, just don't forget to shake his head, just don't think.
No, I don't think about it at all. This is a ball that even a dog can get into. I don't need to think about it at all. The light is still missing, but it's time for me to score.
‘Boom! ’
No surprise, the ball went in.
Damn Sane is not a human being. He suddenly went around and rushed to the top half a meter in front of the smart man who was setting up a stake. He immediately stopped thinking.
At 5:00, Sterling felt cold all over and looked at the sky: Love is a light, but the light has nowhere to go.
Without the ham sausage, Sane even snatched away the instant noodles. He was shameless and ran to thank Zhuoyang for passing the ball. He seemed completely unaware that it was not passed to him at all.
Zhuoyang pushed Sane away and walked over to hug Da Chongming. "Don't be discouraged. You can't be so unlucky all night. A blind dog might stumble upon fresh shit, let alone you."
"...Dad, the metaphor is inappropriate,...thank you."
Da Mingming believes that although Zhuoyang cannot speak, he must be the person who cares about him the most in Manchester. His character guarantees that he will never be as shameless as Seat B and Sane.
Zhuo Yang made Da Chongming feel the warmth of the world amidst the sadness and coldness.
In the 77th minute, Manchester City came back with undiminished interest. After repeated triangle cooperation between Teacher Jing, Xiwa and Seat B, they pushed the front line to the front of the penalty area.
Everyone is Zhuo Yang's licking dog. After Xiwa got rid of Fred's entanglement, she specially gave the ball to Zhuo Yang, but Zhuoyang wanted to take care of the number one licking dog Sterling.
With a slight tap to the side, the football was delivered to the feet of the smart man without stopping.
Flashing around, he rounded the ball and started to play. He raised his butt and took a duck step. Although his strange dribbling posture was ugly, it was very confusing. The Manchester United team fainted and turned into a pack of dogs.
He poked forward and pulled the ball, immediately completed the turn, dunked to the left and then stopped suddenly, and moved the ball to the right and then to the left. The double defense of Smalling and Lindelof was not enough in front of the smart man.
Everyone, including Zhuo Yang, watched the smart man dancing with admiration.
Pulling the ball with the heel of his right foot and making a fake dunk with his left foot. Sterling's swing made it difficult for the cameras to follow. Ibrahimovic called him an expert.
Great wisdom is still wreaking havoc.
The problem is that all the other people's operations are to rush forward and attack the goal, but Da Mingming has successfully teased almost everyone in Manchester United, but the distance from the goal is not closer at all, twelve meters or twelve meters, and there is a person in front of him. How many people were there in the beginning and how many people there are now.
Then they played music, then danced, and then kept swaying on the parallel line of the goal.
Sane and Seat B have stopped fighting, and Zhuo Yang is just watching the battle coldly. If it were him, he would have been able to find at least three shooting opportunities in the swing just now. If it were him, he would not swing so inefficiently.
But there is something to be said for the great cleverness. He does not have the dribbling skills of Zhuo Yang's Screwshell Dojo, otherwise he would not be a great wise man, but a smart sage.
The wise man loves to think, and the more he thinks, the smarter he becomes. Could it be that he is Si Cong?
In troubled times, the wise man couldn't hold his head up. He didn't have Zhuo Yang's unique blind belt ability, so he could only constantly use the corner of his eyes to observe the gaps.
When his eyes glanced at Zhuoyang waiting quietly (watching the show), he wisely thought of a pick-and-roll.
He suddenly twisted to the left and wiped the football from behind Zhuoyang. Sure enough, his father's strong body blocked Professor Yang's pursuit, and the smart man suddenly saw the open goal and the lonely De Gea in front of him.
After holding it in for ten thousand years, Da Mingming unleashed a powerful shot as powerful as a child's breast.
If Sterling at this time is a beautiful woman who looks like a fairy and is naked, Zhuo Yang will never be tempted, because he is a pure football person.
But after a lot of hard work and clumsy operation, Da Smart finally put the ball in front of him. Zhuoyang was tempted because his football was very pure.
He couldn't hold it back at all. Zhuo Yang stretched his legs and pulled the football away with the soles of his feet. Then he changed his feet and there was a 'bang' sound.
Da Mingming swung his sword into the air with great force. The force was so great that he was thrown away. He even made a kite flip in the air.
Earth alone hits four elements.
Da Mingming no longer looked up at the night sky. He lay on the ground with his eyes closed in pain because he twisted his waist. Zhuo Yang not only drank up the instant noodles soup without leaving a drop, but also threw the bowl away.
Sterling never cheated on his father, but his father cheated on him.
Father's love is like a mountain, but sometimes it is also a mudslide.
That light...where did it go?
Lao Gua replaced Da Clever with Fei Niao, and he retired gloriously due to injury, although this glory was full of sadness and comedy.
When Zhuoyang was replaced by Akun five minutes later, Da Chongming had finished spraying the medicine and sat on the bench in endless decadence.
Zhuo Yang comforted him by patting his head: "Don't be discouraged. A dog travels thousands of miles to eat shit, and a wolf travels thousands of miles to eat meat. You are a wolf from the north."
Da Chongming finally raised his head and looked up at the stars with familiarity. It was as if he was talking to himself, or he was saying to Zhuo Yang: "Now... if there is no dog, he will still eat shit."
"That's because you haven't seen much, and you haven't suffered from poverty."
Have you ever suffered?
But Da Mingming didn't dare to raise the issue with Zhuo Yang. After all, it might be fake for a dog to eat shit, but it must be real for him to be beaten.
"Dad, if I turn off the flashlight, where does that light go?"
Zhuoyang looked at him solemnly for a long time and said seriously: "It depends on what kind of light it is. If it is the light of the righteous path, then it shines on the earth."
Neuropathy is difficult to cure, and at this moment, human-to-human transmission is occurring.
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