Golden Greenery

Grandpa Per Mertesacker suddenly stopped and ended his Zhuoyang imitation show that he could give full marks to. As a result, everything in the audience stopped.

Grandpa's originally bowed waist shrank down again, and his basketball height of 1.98 meters now looked like only 1.7 meters. He puffed up his cheeks and exhaled softly, biting his lower lip with his upper front teeth, as if he had small buck teeth. Grandpa raised his right hand and stretched out two fingers, brought them together and traced them from top to bottom on his right cheek.

Grandpa moved, and the football took a slight step forward, heading towards Gomez. The Musketeer subconsciously extended his legs to steal the ball. In the blink of an eye, Grandpa buckled his right foot with his left foot and wiped it. His movements were coherent and in one go, and he dribbled the ball away from Gomez. Max passed by. Then he stopped the ball and turned around, facing Gomez again. In the same action, he dunked the ball with his right foot and wiped it with his left foot, and returned to the starting point with the ball.

The exclamations from the stands were thunderous again. Grandpa Mo successfully imitated Franck Ribery's classic winger's passing move - deep-fried meatballs!

There are countless players in world football who can use fried meatballs, and this action is not difficult. But the one that is used most easily and frequently, and has the highest success rate, is Scar. He once used this move to massacre the entire German Second Division in Madiburg, killing all women and children, which was horrifying.

Scar Ribery's name was called out from the stands, and all the Madiburg people stood up and applauded. Franck Ribery, far away in London, stuffed potato chips into his mouth while watching the live TV broadcast. "I don't cry, I don't cry, I... fight... don't cry..."

Grandpa stopped again, and everyone also stopped, waiting to see which swordsman would appear next.

Grandpa gritted his teeth hard, stretched out the muscles on his cheeks, and raised his arms to do a few bodybuilding and chest-expanding movements. Then, everyone knew that the butcher Nigel de Jong was back too.

Sure enough, Grandpa lifted the football into the air with his toes, then stepped on the ground and chased the football. When the football reached Gomez's side, Grandpa Mo also arrived. The unsuspecting Gomez was almost knocked to the ground by his grandpa, who tapped the football on his forehead and walked away. Park Ji-sung, who had been staring blankly in front of him, was knocked down and staggered by Grandpa Mo's trick.

Not only Koreans, but all Manchester United people wanted to cry, it was so embarrassing.

De Jong, the butcher who once wiped out all opponent's midfielders for Madiburg, was his most commonly used bullying method. He was arrogant and domineering and won the championship. He was the most unreasonable midfielder in the Bundesliga Second Division that year. Zhuo Yang named his move - Butcher Recruiting Marriage.

Throw the hydrangea...

In the villa in Madrid, the butcher De Jong jumped up and down with joy, frightening Alba's two teddy dogs that were trying to hug his legs and hid in the kitchen without saying a word.

After all, it was still a game. Musketeer Gomez quickly caught up and blocked Grandpa Mo.

Get defensive. Perhaps, he wanted to cooperate with his grandfather to finish the imitation show.

Sure enough, his grandfather took the ball and rushed towards him. Just when Gomez was about to take a shot, his grandfather suddenly stopped and spiked the ball with the inside of his left foot while half-turning. The football passed directly behind him. The grandfather in front of Max disappeared.

Gomez was a good supporter, and he immediately continued to pounce to his left without hesitation. Then, my grandfather turned in with his right foot and dribbled the ball back to the left.

After two consecutive 'Cruyff Turns', my grandfather gathered up the virtual long hair on his head and tied the missing hair tie.

Montolivo's song sounded in the stands. In fact, the second brother's "Cruyff Turn" was more elegant and chic than Cruyff himself. It was full of coquettishness and fairy spirit, just like just now Like Grandpa Mo.

At this point, everyone is waiting for Piggy Schweinsteiger's famous stunt - riding a bicycle through the crotch.

Sure enough, grandpa didn't pause this time. He stepped on the bicycle facing Gomez. His squirming buttocks were like the big and flexible buttocks of a pig. Suddenly he poked with his toes, and the football passed between the musketeer's slightly parted legs. Pass. Whether you like it or not, you are bound to feel a chill in your crotch.

Apart from hams and beauties, Piggy’s biggest hobby is to wear crotches on the court and wear various crotches. He once seriously planned to make a suggestion to FIFA: a goal scored through the goalkeeper’s wicket will be counted as 1.5 points, which is equal to one and a half points.

If it really goes as Xiaozhu wishes, the goalkeeper's clothing will definitely look like a big flared skirt in the future, which is actually quite nice to think about.

At the same time, at the Alpi Stadium in Turin, Italy, the 85-minute match between Juventus and Bayern Munich in the Champions League Group A was 1:1. The second brother Montolivo dribbled the ball down the wing, shook off Deisler, and suddenly passed a 45-degree diagonal pass straight into the penalty area. After passing the ball, the second brother suddenly felt his heart tremble and couldn't help but stand on the court blankly.

The little pig Schweinsteiger desperately retreated to defend. Suddenly his mind went blank. He slipped and fell to the ground. Therese, who was unguarded in the penalty area, hit his head with a powerful hammer. Juventus 2: 1.

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It sounds like a long story, but actually it all happened in less than a minute. The people of Madibao burst into joy because all their beloved Six Musketeers were back. Sir Alex Ferguson had a black streak on his head and was quite helpless. But he is not angry either. He has been involved in football all his life and he understands some things. Mertesacker has feelings for Madiburg, and he will naturally have feelings for Manchester United.

However, this kind of football is Zhuoyang's football.

Zhuoyang has never been very professional. What he values ​​most in football is not victory, but brothers. This is the fundamental reason why he still feels extremely happy in this football world full of materialism, vanity and even hypocrisy.

He likes this kind of football, he likes this kind of football brothers. The personalities of Mertesacker and Zhuo Yang are very different, and the Six Musketeers are very different, but people who couldn't understand before now understand: It turns out that they have always been the same people.

Grandpa used his wonderful and charming imitation to recall the Six Musketeers to the Victor Stadium one by one, and used his interpretation to recreate the youthful days of Madiburg. Many sentimental fans at the scene were already in tears. The Six Musketeers have only been separated for just over a year, but the biggest wish of many people who have experienced this unforgettable '8th day' is for the Six Musketeers to reunite in Madibao. The most glorious moment is when we set off, it was an unforgettable time.

But they didn't expect that the wait for that day would be so long, and how much heartbreak they had experienced before that day.

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Grandpa Mertesacker perfectly imitated the signature moves of the five brothers, but what about himself? Do you still need to imitate? He himself is here, and grandpa's unique skills have never been extraordinary, and he doesn't have many tricks. Grandpa is good at blocking, blocking, and attacking. How should I express this? He is also good at free man tactics and strategizing, and he also has a very reliable close-range free kick, which cannot be performed with simple footsteps.

The show is over and the memories are gone. However, grandpa does still have his unique skills as a central defender:

——Long pass!