Good man, he has a golden finger

Recently, a historical forum has been very lively. It even became a hot search topic due to its sharp scolding. This has to mention the recently completed TV series "The Legend of King Anle". When talking about the three words "Wang Anle", in May In more than a thousand years of historical research, there is only one person worthy of the name King Anle.

There is no doubt that this person is Xie Tingzhou, the younger brother of Emperor Xie Guanyu of the Great Yong Dynasty. He also has a name that is even more widely known to the public - Zhu Zhuer.

The origin of this is not simple. It is said that before the queen was pregnant, the late emperor dreamed of a divine bird coming with beads in its mouth. After the fetal dream, the baby was born, King Anle, who was given the nickname Zhuzhuer. He also had a long-lasting life of five thousand people. In the history of the year, he is the only legend who was crowned king at one year old.

And everything that happened to this person was so bizarre that it was comparable to the fictional protagonists on some novel websites.

It can be said that since the development of online historical literature, the prosperity of the Yong Dynasty has become the favorite dynasty for authors. Whenever a time traveler, he has to travel back and become King Anle every minute, and then enjoy the emperor's favor. , enjoying the glory and wealth. Of course, there are also stories about time-traveling girls marrying King Anle. After all, King Anle does not have a princess in historical records, which is more suitable for everyone to play.

In the past, these novels were just niche entertainment and no one could care about it. However, the recent broadcast of "The Legend of King Anle" directly caused a stir among students studying history! After all, there are still many people who study the history of King Anle.

So the forum was very lively at this time, with tens of thousands of people piled up in one building.

[Explosion] ["Legend of King Anle", get out of here! Is this why you slander the God of War in history? Reported, thank you! 】

After clicking in, Luzhu was very angry.

1L: Have you watched the recently aired "Legend of King Anle"? I don’t know which website I bought the article from, but the photo was a piece of shit? It doesn’t matter that King Anle is a time traveler. Are you the director? Touch your conscience. What are you filming? Is it a plot that normal people can watch? my eyes! When I look at it, I feel like I'm blind! ! !

Comments quickly filled up below.

2L: I haven’t watched it yet. Can anyone tell me what this TV series is about? I'm tired of reading so many novels.

3L: Hahaha, Luzhu is talking about the recently aired national idol drama, hahahaha! The emperor was played by the same age as the actor who played King Anle! Just asking are you afraid?

4L: ...Forget about Dewdrops, I thought it was quite funny before. After watching two episodes, I was shocked at the beginning! It doesn’t matter that King Anle looks like a sissy, the key is that he is still defenseless hahaha, don’t you think this is funny?

5L: This is the first time I know that Xie Yi is actually a Jianghu assassin. He was injured while walking on the roadside. After being rescued by King Anle, he followed him. Hahahaha, this is the funniest joke in the world, right? Who doesn’t know that Xie Yi has been with King Anle since the beginning? This is the ultimate servant of King Anle.

6L: I can tell you on the second floor, don’t watch this TV series! Don't sacrifice ratings!

7L: I am the poster on the second floor. Let me tell you, this TV series plays an ordinary sissy who travels through King Anle, so forget it. If he is Long Aotian, I will tolerate it, but when he goes, he will become a heartthrob. , Made! Mudd! Mad Mad Mad! ! !

8L: Did the poster vomit blood? I also vomited blood when I saw the actor who played the emperor looking at King Anle with great affection, so I asked you if you are afraid?

9L:? ? ? What are you talking about? What TV show?

10L: Ninth floor, I can tell you that a time traveler pretended to be King Anle, and then conquered Xie Yi with his beauty along the way. On the way, he accepted the licking dog Xue Baocheng. After arriving in the capital, a fake father and son came to entangle him. , made Prince Anle fall in love with him at first sight. After finally meeting the emperor, the emperor looked at King Anle affectionately, and the queen looked at King Anle affectionately. Anyway, everyone in the Great Yong Dynasty fell in love with King Anle as soon as they saw his face. he.

11L: Ah...is what you said upstairs true? I'm going to vomit! ! !

12L: My god of war... my great general who governs the country... has the spread of soft, stupid and beauties reached this point now?

13L: Let me go! Am I the only one who knows that, not to mention the sixteen-year age difference between the emperor and Anle Wang brothers? When Anle Wang was first born, the emperor was still the prince, and the prince and princess took Anle King hand-in-hand, almost like their own sons. , what's going on? In the blink of an eye, the emperor and the queen fell in love with King Anle at the same time? Why don't you go to heaven!

14L: Ridiculous! It’s just outrageous! Isn’t there anyone in this building who follows dramas? I endured the pain of vomiting blood and chased all the way down, not knowing how outrageous it could be.

15L: ...It’s not the most outrageous, only more outrageous. I’ve followed episode 15. Not to mention that Xue Baocheng became King Anle’s licking dog. Xue Baocheng’s sister Xue Jieyu also became King Anle’s licking dog, and the prince. The second prince, the third prince, and even the ten-year-old little lolita Xie Jiao have fallen deeply in love with the god-like King Anle.

16L: To be honest, there has always been a saying in our forum that the King Anle who was later found by the emperor was not the King Anle who was a child at all. Why did he dare to write random words in the TV series?

17L: 16th floor, I still think that Prince Anle is definitely not Zhuzhuer who was born that year, but you said that it is not true, the emperor is really good to Prince Anle. Before Prince Anle came back to life, he crushed the original imperial concubine's family to dust, and even adopted his son to Prince Anle, and planned to move Prince Anle's tomb to the imperial mausoleum. Is this not love?

18L: History's preference is very straightforward, okay? When Prince Anle died of poisoning at the age of five, the late emperor was heartbroken, the prince covered his face with sorrow, the princess fainted, and the queen's hair turned white overnight. Doesn't this prove the status of Prince Anle?

19L: But above, you are talking about the former Prince Anle. After Prince Anle returned to the palace, there was not even a blood test to confirm his identity. How did the emperor and the queen mother of the palace confirm his identity?

20L: The history books are very strange about this point. They say that the emperor recognized the identity of King Anle when he saw him playing the flute, which was a childhood music. The queen mother was even more strange. The queen mother and the queen recognized King Anle after they only saw him as an adult. According to the history books, King Anle and the emperor were cut from the same mold when they were young.

21L: So what are the TV series being filmed now? I have tried poison for everyone. Anyway, as long as they have a name and surname, they will fall in love with King Anle in the end. Do you think they fell in love with King Anle's ability? No, no, no! They fell in love with King Anle's face! ! !

22L: There is also a blood test in this stupid TV series, hahaha! Damn it! The history books do not record the blood test, but they recognized King Anle's identity as soon as they met!

231L: But then again, King Anle was able to destroy millions of Xiongnu on the grassland. How can he be a person with only a face? He is extremely fierce, okay? The grassland was just his earliest battle record. Don’t you know what he did later, even though he stayed in the palace obediently for a while?

242L: In the 28th year of the Yong Dynasty, he completely wiped out the Xiongnu, recovered the grassland, led 30,000 elite soldiers, and killed millions of enemies. It is said that the water on the grassland was red at that time. Such a fierce man would only fall in love with everyone who appeared in the TV series...

254L: Hahaha! Let me popularize it for you. How many things did King Anle do that made the emperor angry and want to scold him. Not to mention that he secretly went to the grassland in the 28th year of the Yong Dynasty, in the 31st year of the Yong Dynasty, a small country around came to pay tribute and asked to marry the princess. As a result, King Anle was furious and took the princess with 3,000 elite soldiers to defeat the small country! The small country had 100,000 troops at that time, and the people should have millions. In the end, they all surrendered. The small country was finally named after the princess's fiefdom! 3,000 against 100,000, just ask you if you are fierce?

266L: If the above person said this, I would not be sleepy! In the 34th year of the Yong Dynasty, a small country was cunning and causing trouble on the border. As a result, it fell into the hands of Anle Wang's son Xie Jinyu. Anle Wang secretly left Beijing and led 10,000 elite soldiers to directly destroy the small country. He brought all the royal family members of that country to the Yong Dynasty, and made the royal family members dance for the emperor, and then killed them after the dance.

279L: Wait...isn't this a TV series post? Is anyone still watching TV? Where is the plot going?

5170L: The TV series is over, let me laugh hahahahaha! I actually finished watching it, I'm so awesome!

5171L: The brother above is awesome, I couldn't hold on, can you tell me the ending?

5172L: This TV series is amazing! King Anle went to war against the Xiongnu not for national revenge, but because he found that everyone in the palace loved him. He didn't know how to choose, so he fled to the border under such circumstances. He happened to encounter the invasion of the Xiongnu, so he turned his anger into fighting power in anger. He... He summoned thunder to destroy the Xiongnu.

5173L: I forgot to add above. There are many Chanyu who think that King Anle is a god who has descended to the earth when they see him, and they kneel down...

5174L: Aoaoaoao, I vomited! ! The later King Anle went to war every time because the people of the small country over there fell in love with him hahahaha! No one asked to marry the princess, but asked to marry King Anle! Director, can you die?

5175L: ...Haha, I made it to the end. In the end, King Anle lived in his own bedroom, but he was reluctant to leave everyone and loved them all. Hahahaha, you are a fucking director. You can shoot, why don't you go to heaven! ! !

24578L: Good news, good news! Comrades! ! ! The Legend of King Anle has been banned on the entire Internet, hahahahaha!

24579L: Great news, I can finally continue my studies with peace of mind.

The record of the future is still going on, and the legend of King Anle will also be re-enacted in different ways, but the preference of history has long been recorded in history books, and everyone knows it.