Great Expert Ninja Recruiter

Recently, Jiraiya has been busy investigating the movements of Orochimaru after his defection, and he just returned to the village today.

But what he didn't expect was that he had just returned to the village when he heard that Tsunade had a son. After hearing the news, Jirai was struck by lightning!

how can that be?

Tsunade's lover is Duan, and Jirai knows that, but Duan has been dead for many years, where did Tsunade's son come from?

Although Jirai also felt that it was impossible for Tsunade to suddenly have another son, but the villagers said so, which made him a little more suspicious.

Is she getting along with someone else again?

Thinking of this, Jiraiya decided to ask Zhang Miao, the "participant", to see if he could figure out the truth of the matter.

But what he didn't expect was that he just opened his mouth and didn't ask anything, and he was attacked by other people's dogs, and he even attacked his sad part.

Lao Tzu is ugly and makes you mess with you? And no matter how ugly Lao Tzu is, he is stronger than the toad of Miaomu Mountain, right?

Damn, how can there be such a cheap dog?

And his master is also disrespectful, and his words are so irritating!

Although Jirai also wanted to get angry, but the target was a five- or six-year-old child, he couldn't get out of this anger, and since things hadn't been clarified, he couldn't get angry.

Thinking of this, the corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched several times, and he finally managed to hold back a smile.

"Hehe... kid, do you know who I am?"

Hearing what Zilai also said, Zhang Miao knew that he was about to reveal his name, but Zhang Miao did not give him this chance.

"No, I'm not interested in ugly people!"

Jiraiya: "..."

Who is ugly, I'm handsome, okay?

Seeing Zhang Miao's expressionless face, Zi Lai also decided not to buy Guan Zi anymore, but directly put on a posture that he thought was the most handsome.

"I am the Taoist Xiansu, the toad elf of Miaomu Mountain, known as the toad fairy, please give me more advice!"

Originally, Jirai also thought that after showing his name, he would immediately receive Zhang Miao's adoring eyes, but the result disappointed him.

I saw that Zhang Miao was still expressionless. After he finished speaking, he lifted his drooping eyelids slightly, revealing a pair of dead fish eyes.

"Oh, Uncle Toad!"

Jiraiya: "..."

Toad... Uncle Toad? Is it the toad fairy?

Jirai also wanted to immediately correct Zhang Miao's misrepresentation, but in comparison, he felt that Tsunade's matter was more important.

So he could only give Zhang Miao a smile that he thought was kind.

"Hey...hehe, kid, let me ask you, are you really Tsunade's son?"

"Why are you asking this?" Hearing Jiraiya's words, Zhang Miao tilted his head and continued to look at him blankly, "Could it be that you still have fantasies about Princess Tsunade?"

"Uh……"

Seeing Zhang Miao's numb expression, the corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched twice again, and then he stuck his neck and said, "What's wrong with having a fantasy? Am I not worthy of her?"

"Well, it's worthy!" Zhang Miao nodded immediately as soon as Zilai's voice fell.

"You hu..."

Originally, because Zhang Miao could say that he was not worthy of it, Zilai also instinctively wanted to refute it, but when the words came to his lips, he realized that he immediately widened his eyes.

"What did you say? You said I was worthy of her?"

"Yeah!" Seeing Zilai's surprised expression, Zhang Miao immediately nodded seriously, "I think you are worthy of her!"

Hearing Zhang Miao say these words with a serious face again, Zilai suddenly felt that his whole body was about to float up. Just when he was about to praise Zhang Miao for his vision, Zhang Miao immediately hit him with the next sentence. into the bottom.

"Although you deserve her, it's useless because she won't like you!"

"Uh..." As soon as Zhang Miao said this, Zilai's eyes widened instantly, "Why?"

"Because you're ugly, and you're not only ugly but also lustful, do you think Princess Tsunade would like an ugly and lustrous man?"

Jiraiya: "..."

It makes sense, but I'm speechless... ah, although I admit that I'm a bit lustful, where am I ugly?

This is the only thing that can never be relinquished!

Just when Jiraiya planned to correct Zhang Miao's aesthetics, he found that there was no one in front of him. He turned around and found that Zhang Miao had already taken the dog away.

Seeing this scene, Jiraiya hurriedly shouted.

"Wait for me……"

After he finished speaking, he moved his feet in clogs and chased after him.

Along the way, Jirai has been beating on the side all the time, but Zhang Miao is like a reef on the seaside.

When the two walked to the door of Roast Meat Q, Zi Lai also had an idea and smiled at Zhang Miao.

"Haha, kid, do you want to eat barbecue? As long as you tell me who your father is, I'll treat you to barbecue? How about it?"

Hearing what Zilai also said, Zhang Miao couldn't help but give him a roll of eyes.

"No, I'll invite you, I come here every day!"

After speaking, Zhang Miao walked in directly. Seeing this scene, Zi Lai was a little stunned.

In Jiraiya's impression, Yakiniku Q can be regarded as a high consumption place in Konoha Village. Generally, Jinnin can't get up a few times a month. Even Junin has to be careful. After all, high-paying tasks are not always available. All have.

"Is this kid very rich? Or is the price of barbecue Q reduced? No, I have to follow up to see!" Thinking of this, Zilai also quickly followed.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the scene of the diners in the barbecue Q greeting Zhang Miao.

"Look, Ryunosuke-kun is here!"

"Little Dragon Nosuke, how many plates are you going to eat today?"

"Haha, I, Ryunosuke, must have eaten more than yesterday!"

Lord Ryunosuke?

Hearing what everyone said, Zi Lai was a little stunned. He didn't react until Zhang Miao asked the proprietress to serve the barbecue.

"Isn't this kid telling a lie, does he really come here every day?"

Just as Zi Lai also thought of this, he heard Zhang Miao's voice coming from the front.

"Hey, Uncle Toad, come, come, sit here!"

Jiraiya: "..."

Not Uncle Toad, I'm Toad Immortal!

However, at the moment of the food, Jirai also felt that he was full first. After all, he was sleeping in the open during this time, and he hadn't eaten a decent meal in a long time.

Thinking of this, Jirai also walked over to Zhang Miao and sat down. Looking at the barbecued meat on the table, he immediately nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, although this kid has a bad mouth, he has a good heart. I was worried that I wouldn't have enough to eat and ordered so many barbecued meats. After I ask about Tsunade, I can teach him a trick and a half."

Jiraiya's idea was very good, but he soon knew that he was wrong. When he saw Zhang Miao's appetite, he was dumbfounded.

The chopsticks in his hand also fell to the ground with a "click".

"Is this kid's esophagus connected to the stomach of the big toad of Yansu?"