Great Expert Ninja Recruiter
Chapter 342 So Big Brother (Part 2)
"Three Waves Mantra?" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Naruto's eyes once again revealed a trace of doubt, "What is the 'Three Waves Mantra'?"
Seeing his puzzled look, Zhang Miao immediately raised his eyebrows and grinned.
"Hehe, the so-called 'Three Waves Mantra' is a love stunt that my brother and I have summed up over the years. As long as you learn it, it will be easy to get a girl!"
"Really?" As soon as Zhang Miao said this, Naruto's eyes lit up, "Even if it's Xiao Sakura?"
"Of course!" Seeing Naruto's excited look, Zhang Miao raised his eyebrows at him again, "As long as you learn my 'Three Waves Mantra', even if a hundred sakura arrives, you will still get it all done. !"
Naruto has always believed in Zhang Miao's words, so as soon as Zhang Miao's words fell, Naruto's eyes immediately filled with longing.
"Brother, teach me, teach me that... that 'Three Waves Mantra'!"
"Okay, my brother will teach you now!"
Seeing Naruto's impatient look, Zhang Miao nodded immediately, and then extended a finger towards him.
"First, the first wave, when you go to see Xiao Ying tomorrow, first give her a beautiful pink hairpin, then give her a big doll, and finally give her a bouquet of beautiful flowers, and by the way, praise her for her beauty and cuteness, Guarantee her impression of you will be greatly changed, this wave is called 'romance', remember?"
"Yeah!" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Naruto nodded vigorously, "Remember, romance!"
"Ruzi can be taught!"
Seeing his serious face, Zhang Miao nodded immediately, and then stretched out his second finger.
"Second wave, after delivering these, you take her to the most expensive barbecue Q in Konoha Village for dinner, and by the way, ask her friends to join, and then order a table of dishes, whatever is more expensive, it doesn't matter if you can't finish it. , but she must see your arrogance, so she will like you, this wave is called 'waste', remember?"
"Mmmm!" Zhang Miao nodded immediately, "Remember, it's a waste!"
Seeing that Naruto has completely transformed into a good student who is humbly and eager to learn, Zhang Miao nodded again with satisfaction.
"Just remember, then I'll talk about the third wave. The name of this third wave is called 'Wave Call', and this 'Wave Call' is... oops..."
Before Zhang Miao could explain the "wave call" clearly, he felt that his ears were being grabbed.
Feeling the pain in his ears, Zhang Miao hurriedly looked back, and then found that Uzumaki Jiuxinai came behind him at some point, and was looking at him with a bad expression.
"As soon as I came back, I saw that you were teaching Naruto. Have you forgotten the three forbidden ninjas I told you? You are still 'romantic', 'wasting', and 'wave screaming', I will let you scream!"
"Oh, oh, oh, it hurts, hurts, hurts..."
...
After being stabbed by the whirlpool Jiuxinnai, Zhang Miao could only temporarily give up teaching his "Three Waves Mantra", and returned to the room with a low eyebrow.
After returning to the room, Zhang Miao suddenly found that the whirlpool Jiuxinai was still carrying a large cardboard box, and he immediately blinked curiously.
"Sister Nai, did you just buy this when you went out? What is this?"
Seeing that Zhang Miao finally noticed what was in his hand, Uzumaki Jiuxinnai immediately grinned.
"Hee hee, this is a secret. You and Naruto go back to the room first. I will call you out after a while, and you are not allowed to teach Naruto those messy things!"
"Uh...I see!"
Seeing the threatening look on Uzumaki Kushina's face, Zhang Miao could only nod her head honestly, and then took Naruto back to the house.
In order to prevent being caught by Uzumaki Kushina again, after returning to the room, Zhang Miao didn't teach Naruto any more, but just talked to him casually.
About half an hour later, a shout from Uzumaki Kushina came from outside the door, "Ryunosuke, Naruto, come out to eat!"
After hearing her shout, Zhang Miao walked out with Naruto, but as soon as the two walked out of the room, they were stunned by the scene in the living room.
The living room that was empty just now was now full of ribbons and balloons. On the table in the center of the living room, there was a large birthday cake with a few lit candles on it.
Just when Zhang Miao and Naruto were in a daze, only to hear a "bang", Minato Minato had already pulled the birthday ribbon, and then smiled at them.
"Ryunosuke, Naruto, happy birthday!"
"Birthday?" Hearing the two of them, Zhang Miao blinked in confusion, "Is Naruto and I's birthday today?"
"Hee hee, it's actually like this!" Seeing his puzzled look, Uzumaki Kushina laughed again, "You and Naruto's birthdays were last month, but you haven't come back so there's nothing you can do, But it's the same now!"
"Uh..." Zhang Miao's face suddenly flashed a complex color when he heard the explanation of the whirlpool Jiuxinnai, "Is it a special birthday to wait for my return? Actually..."
Originally, Zhang Miao wanted to say "it's not necessary", but when he saw the happy smile on Uzumaki Kushina's face, he immediately changed his words.
"Actually I'm very happy, thank you!"
"Silly boy!"
Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Uzumaki Jiuxinai immediately walked over with a smile, and then hugged him and Naruto into her arms.
"Ryunosuke, Naruto, it's ours who want to say sorry. After so many years, it's the first time for us to celebrate your birthday. I'm really sorry!"
Having said that, a trace of guilt flashed on Uzumaki Kushina's face, and after hearing her words, Naruto's eyes began to turn red.
Seeing that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, Zhang Miao quickly changed the subject.
"Uh... can you blow out the candles now? Naruto, make a wish and blow out the candles!"
Children's attention is easily diverted. After hearing Zhang Miao's words, Naruto suddenly became happy.
"Mmmm... Make a wish to blow out the candles!"
Naruto is more than five years old now, but this is indeed his first birthday, so he looks very excited, and immediately shouted loudly.
"My wish is to become Hokage in the future, and to be with my parents and my brother forever!"
Hearing his words, Zhang Miao grinned.
"My wish is to make Naruto's wish come true. Okay, let's count one, two, three and let's blow out the candles together. Come, one, two, three—"
When Zhang Miao counted to "three", he took a deep breath and suddenly blew out the candle with Naruto.
After blowing out the candle, Naruto laughed happily, looking at the happy smile on his face, the corners of Zhang Miao's mouth turned up again.
"To make Naruto show such a smile, it seems that my brother is quite competent!"
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