Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 141: If there was you in the Alliance of the Chingyuan ...
"Have your brother brought you something good?"
As soon as he arrived at the Shen family, Bao Zheng picked up Guoguo and asked questions.
Guoguo also excitedly counted his fingers, and the joy almost overflowed.
It seems that the **** is good for Guoguo when he is in the home!
Shen An nodded slightly, then took a pen and paper to start recalling.
Later generations of horse-drawn carriages could walk mountain roads by pulling thousands of kilograms of coal. Except for the long slopes, they generally did not need the help of the owner to help. They depended on the method of binding.
Shen An feels that his painter is very good, at least it looks a little beautiful.
"The one you drew ... is a dog pulling a cart?"
Bao Zheng looked at it a little hesitantly before he recognized that a dog was pulling the cart.
"is horse!"
Shen An turned back and said sadly: "I said Bao Gong, have you seen a dog?"
He pointed to the animal pulling the cart: "Look, horse head, horse body, horse tail ..."
Guoguo was held by the **** and suddenly shouted: "Brother, no feet ..."
Shen An stunned, and then looked at it, it was indeed footless.
He smiled and said: "Forgot to forget, Guo Guo's eyes are good!"
Lao Bao was so angry that he pointed at him and said: "If Guoguo says you have good eyesight, what the old man said is you ... you mean dogs for horses."
Shen An Zhenzhen said with words: "In my eyes this is a horse, perfect ..."
The **** put Guoguo down angrily and said, "When you kidnap the document, it broke down. It didn't take long to write it out ... Hey!"
Lao Bao suddenly patted his head and said angrily: "Your kid is a sly!"
Shen An put the pen aside and said angrily: "Why am I sly?"
Lao Bao pointed at him and sighed: "If the document stipulates that if you lose, that person will have to eat it within a quarter of an hour ... eat that. But you haven't decided how long to compare ... Shen An, Shen An, you ... … "
"It's too honest."
Lao Bao felt that he had lived in vain for most of his life, but now he only thought of Shen An's hands and feet in the paperwork.
Shen An was proud, thinking that there were numerous traps in the contracts of later generations. Brother was just a small trial. If he could host a contract with Liaoguo, he promised that Yelu Hongji would only vomit blood.
Bao Zheng was about to go back, and suddenly a ridiculous thought came before he left.
"The old man thought ... If Da Song was with you when the League of Chanyuan was there, he sent you to stir it, and signed a contract to let you go too, so there is nothing to say if the Emperor Liao will be killed by you. ... "
Shen An smiled and said: "How could it be! If I were here, then it must be the main battle ..."
So Shen An was thinking about ways to improve the tie of the carriage at home, and it gradually became more enlightened outside.
That Huang Qi was Mao Yushi's cousin, so when he saw Shen An talking, he bubbled up to run against him.
After getting the paperwork, Huang Qi ran out of the Yushitai as soon as he slipped the cigarette, only saying that Mao Yushi's family had an urgent matter to find him.
When Mao Yushi rushed out anxiously, but did not see his family, he saw Huang Qi, a cousin, and said angrily: "What do you do with your family?"
As soon as Huang Qi heard it, he said, "What do you pretend to do! Brother I brought you something good today."
This Huang Qi is almost the same as Pippi. Mao Yushi has always looked down on this cousin, and every time he met, he was either mocking or cold.
"good stuff?"
Mao Yushi looked at him suspiciously and said, "You might have been in trouble outside ..."
Huang Qi took out the document and said coldly: "See for yourself."
Mao Yushi took the document and looked at it carefully. He also mocked casually: "You might have sold your house ... Where does that family live? Let's say first, there is no place in my house ... Hey! The carriage! "
Huang Qi hugged his chest with both hands and said proudly: "Look down. If you didn't think you were beaten twice by Shen An, my brother wouldn't be here today."
Mao Yushi read it carefully, then slapped Huang Qi on the shoulder and said, "You wait."
He ran off the cigarette and ran in, Huang Qi said angrily: "This is my document, don't think of crossing the river to demolish the bridge."
Mao Yushi rushed in and found the driver of Yushidai.
"Can there be a better way to tie the carriage? There is no way to grind the horse."
Yushitai ’s carriage is not very useful, and the driver has nothing to do all day, which is a beautiful difference.
But it's boring to do nothing! So the driver secretly drank alcohol during the day, and he was fainting at the moment.
He raised his drunken eyes and hiccupped and said, "Mao Yushi? No, it has been used for so many years. Whoever has used it for a long time, no, no way."
Mao Yushi reached out and touched his cuff for a while, and finally touched a small string of copper coins.
"If it's true, the money is yours!"
The coachman drank every day, and the money he had been drinking had long been shining. At the moment when he saw the money, his eyes were shining.
"Mao Yushi is assured that the villain swears that if anyone can come up with a method that doesn't wear horseback, the villain is willing to eat **** ..."
Mao Yushi smirked in his heart and said with a straight face: "Let's talk about these disgusting people."
Looking back, he walked out of Yushitai, and when he saw Huang Qi walking back and forth uncomfortably, he snorted.
"You have done a good job on this matter. If it is done, I will help you with your affairs in the future."
That is what Huang Qi waited for, and Wenyan hurriedly thanked her.
Poppi often commits crimes, and a cousin of the Imperial History comes forward, and the general military patrol shop will not care about him.
This is equivalent to the death-free gold medal.
Huang Qi went back triumphantly, and Mao Yushi also did things comfortably in his heart. He wrote a few notes and then stepped into the palace.
"Your Majesty, Imperial History impeaches Shen An ..."
Zhao Zhen was also immersed in the joy of eating a big loss in Liao, and when he heard the words, he said casually: "He just returned to Bianliang. Did he get into trouble again? Tell me."
Chen Zhongheng took a look at the play.
"puff!"
Just now the minister was discussing to mention the official position of Jiang An prison Wang Anshi. Fu Bi was thinking about it. Hearing the sound of this smile, he could not help frowning, but it was Chen Zhongheng.
Zhao Zhen was also dissatisfied and said: "Where is the system!"
Chen Zhongheng hurriedly asked for guilt, and then said: "Your Majesty ... this Shen An, this Shen Zhaozhao ... he bets with others!"
Zhao Zhen yelled unpleasantly: "He's doing nothing, why bet on it?"
Chen Zhongheng said: "Shen An and a gambling improve the method of tying the carriage, saying that it can not wear horseback."
"If it can't?"
Fu Bi thought that Shen An was really ... speechless.
"If it can't, then eat ... eat shit."
"puff!"
"puff!"
The monarchs and ministers in the hall laughed collectively.
"Hahahaha!"
Zhao Zhen smiled back and forth, and easily stopped. Seeing that the following Jasons still laughed and couldn't themselves, they said angrily: "If he loses? Isn't he going to eat in public?
The Zaizukes were stunned, they all only looked at Lehe, as the officials below would be unlucky or something, that has nothing to do with us.
Just thinking that this was Shen An's handwriting, all kinds of emotions suddenly came up.
Should I be gloating or sympathizing ...
"Go and ask, maybe the question has improved."
Zhao Zhen didn't want to ignore the angry political affairs, and said: "The matter of Wang Anshi, Zhu Qing slowly discussed and returned to me."
So everyone dispersed.
Before leaving the hall, Han Qi hurried to the Zhengshitang.
Fu Bi and others were also in a hurry, and the guards they met on the road were all surprised.
"Xiang Gongs are so eager, is it a big deal?"
As soon as they reached the Zhengshitang, a group of Zaifu found the driver.
The coachman was just a small person, when did he have such treatment.
Stared at by a group of Jaesuke, he was nervous and helpless.
"... Xianggong, I'm afraid it's ... I'm afraid I can't!"
Han Qi frowned: "If you can, you can, if you can't, you can't."
The driver said as soon as he gritted his teeth: "No."
Zeng Gongliang questioned again, and the driver said he could not.
"In the presence of your princes, the villain dare not lie."
The method of tying the carriage has been used for many years, and it is deeply rooted like chopsticks for eating.
"You are face to face, the villain makes an inappropriate analogy."
The driver's **** in his right hand with his right hand ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ also pinched a few times, flatteringly said: "This is like a person having to use chopsticks for dinner, is it necessary to use a knife without chopsticks? Savage eats like this ... or grabs it with hands? That's so shameful! It's not as good as the Savage with a knife ... "
The analogy is that the words are not reasonable, and several Zaifu looked at each other, then returned to the political affairs hall.
Fubi tangled: "Doesn't that ... Shen An really want to eat that?"
At this time someone came to report the matter.
"Dear friends, that bet came out."
"Talk about it."
Fu Bi felt that Shen An ’s eating **** was n’t his business, he would n’t be half-hearted.
But the official's face was lost!
The little clerk outside the door seems to be a gossip party, plus a fart party.
"Dear friends, the gamble only said who lost who ate **** on the spot, but did not say how long it started ..."
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