Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty
Vol 2 Chapter 1453: Smelly way
"Some people are very dissatisfied with what you let the two kings learn.
Early in the morning, Su Shi came to eat and drink. The chopsticks made it even better than Li Bai. The chopsticks stayed at Ermei's hoof stew overnight.
The big hoofs are shaved, the flowers are cut, and then they are simmered in the pot with water and fire for a night.
"The entrance melts!"
Su Shi was very hearty.
The taro on the side looked at him bitterly and bitterly, and whispered to his aunt: "Aunt, he eats so fiercely."
Guoguo nodded and said with a bitter face: "He still likes to drink, and he writes poems if he drinks too much."
Taro took a bite of eggs and saw that Su Shi had eaten a large piece of hooves and it was the fattest one. He could n’t help but sigh: “Father said he would get fat if he ate too much meat. so poor."
Guoguo glanced at him, and felt that his nephew was so pitiful. When he was so coaxed by her brother, she immediately remembered what she was doing.
My brother must have tricked me too!
Shen An glared at the taro, and then pointed to the vegetables, indicating that partial eclipse was not allowed.
Only the Shen family can easily eat vegetables during this season, but the taro is very disliked.
"How about their dissatisfaction?" Shen An said lightly: "The two kings are on their own, crying and shouting to learn miscellaneous studies, they have to squat in the academy, no one can't be."
Su Shi took a sip of that very oily hoof soup, and Shen An couldn't help but praise the good brother.
It's the broth of the braised method, or it's been cooked overnight, and it's greasy ... Plus it's still heavy in flavor, and it's a big man in the purine world.
This guy just took a few big sips, it was really fierce enough!
After drinking a heavy-flavored soup, Su Shi felt that this morning he was satisfied, and wiped his mouth, saying, "Just a whisper, the saint ordered, and the two kings were not allowed to go out recently."
"This is looking good to someone!"
Shen An felt that this morning was not so beautiful, "Who did it?"
It's okay to give Zhao Hao an eye medicine. Anyway, that guy is the second child, and it's his turn to be the prince. Can take the opportunity to suppress miscellaneous studies, this thing is a bit disgusting.
"Several officials who are not eye-catching." Su Shi touched his belly and grinned at the taro as if he thought he was very kind. "It is said that there are a few women who can enter the palace. Hey! Yesterday someone went to someone's house to drink. Just when his lady heard about it, she told someone. "
After eating the taro, Guoguo took him back.
After they went out, Shen An looked at Su Shi and said solemnly, "Zi Zhanxiong, we can do everything, but other people's maidens ... that's impossible to do!"
Su Shiwen is famous all over the world, and even Cao Yujie and Gao Taotao in the palace are his fans, and the women outside can be imagined.
If one day he had a friend's wife or something, Shen An worried that he would be hacked to death.
"Why is this so? You think too much, think too much." Su Shi said, "Someone and those people just talked about poetry, the moonlight is charming, and the wind is singing, it's not easy!"
Shen An feels that this product will be unlucky sooner or later.
Later, he went to the Imperial City to see Zhao Xu.
Zhao Xu is newly married, looking at his face with more brilliance and spirit.
"Come on."
Shen An said a few words to him, and said something was wrong with Zhao Hao.
"Academy matters."
"The saint doesn't allow him to go out." Zhao Xu was also very distressed, "the official family can't."
Gao Taotao flicked and Zhao Shu softened.
"Someone came to comfort him."
Shen An looked serious.
Later Zhao Hao came and looked at the listless.
After being imprisoned in the palace for several years, I finally had the opportunity to go out, but it was really uncomfortable to be slapped back by my mother.
"Really want to learn miscellaneous?"
Shen An asked straight away.
Zhao Hao nodded, "What do I do when I study? It's just reasonable, and I don't need me to do big things. Now I look at the books and feel uncomfortable. I can't sit still, but in the college, I feel very happy."
Good thing!
There was a second king squatting in the academy, which was a great call.
"It's just that the saint doesn't allow it."
"Ha ha!"
Shen An chuckled, "There is a way to do things, are you credible?"
Zhao Hao looked at him and felt familiar.
That's right, there was a man with the most outstanding medical skills at that time.
It's trustworthy!
He nodded.
Shen An whispered to him for a while, then patted his shoulder, "Dare you dare?"
"dare!"
Young people are so bold and puffy!
Shen An finally confessed: "This can't let others do it for you, otherwise it will kill people."
Zhao Hao nodded, "It's pickled in that place, it's all stinky. Can it really work?"
Shen An said lightly: "Where is the truth in the world? It is in miscellaneous studies. In miscellaneous studies, everything in the world can be analyzed. Beauty and ugliness are only judgments with the naked eye, which are far away. For example, Jinfeidan is used After pickling the stuff to ferment, it finally became a weapon of the fat field. And if you look at the flawless skin, if you zoom in, it will be full of potholes, and even some bugs ... "
Zhao Hao's throat surged, and then felt that it was unreliable.
"Miscellaneous learning is not Buddhism and vain. Everything in miscellaneous learning can stand up to scrutiny." Shen An patted him on the shoulder and felt that he was reinventing a teenager with a sense of accomplishment. Go. "
Zhao Hao stood there. Later Zhao Zhao came out to see him in a daze and asked, "But is something wrong?"
Zhao Hao shook his head.
"What did Shen An teach you just now?" Zhao Xu came out. Aunt Chang came over from the side with a plate. He took hot tea and nodded to her.
Aunt Chang rejoiced in her return.
In the Qingning Palace, only she can be treated like Zhao Xu, making many people envious and jealous.
Xiang Shi took people into the Ginning Palace and saw this scene.
"It's nothing, just a bit of miscellaneous knowledge."
When Zhao Hao saw his sister-in-law's return, he hurriedly left.
"The saint didn't leave you to eat?"
Seeing his wife come back, Zhao Xu smiled.
"Some women came over from the saint."
Xiang Shi came over and glanced at the Aunt Chang who had just walked into the box. "They seem to be a little bit concubine and don't talk much."
In this case, it is not interesting to stay away.
Zhao Xu smiled and said, "It's not a problem, it's just that some full-bodied women are looking for something."
Xiang Shi was surprised, Zhao Xu glanced at her and explained: "Erlang sent a shocking congratulatory gift that day, but the source was miscellaneous. Some people felt that Shen An's limelight was big enough and he refused to let Erlang Going close to him again, I do n’t want Erlang to learn miscellaneous things. "
Xiang Shi nodded his head.
There is another reason.
Zhao Hao went to the academy, and there were Shen An and Wang Xu watching. Both Zhao Shu and Zhao Xu didn't have to worry about him being used by others.
Take it!
There are many sons, except for the one that is most valued, the other should eat, drink, play, just do n’t contaminate the government.
Later, Zhao Ji played with flowers, but unexpectedly succeeded to the throne, still not forgetting the feelings of the old days. As a result, Song was handicapped.
Xiang Shi felt a bit regretful in his tone, but also a bit relieved, and asked cautiously, "Dai Wang, that Aunt Chang looked a little dumbfounded."
"She?" Zhao Xu's expression became cold and said lightly: "There are too many smart people in this world, and it's good to be stupid at times."
"Yes." Xiang Shi knew this question could not be asked anymore.
...
Zhao Hao, who returned to his residence, found a wooden barrel and a shovel, and then he found a gauze.
"What's wrong with the second king?"
Everyone thought that Zhao Hao was a little weird, but he left behind immediately.
Zhao Hao is suffering.
Late at night, he sat on the bed and muttered, "Is it really possible? But it's so picky!"
"It's disgusting to say that in other places. How can it be so useful?"
He was wondering what Shen An had given him.
But Shen An's past glory made him think this matter might be really reliable.
The first night he was so stiff and did not go, the next day yawned with two dark circles.
The days in the palace ... to be honest, it is no different from imprisonment.
Everyone has their own responsibilities. The emperor wants to govern the country, and the queen has to manage the palace. The princesses study hard just to get married later, but the princes don't know what to do.
When the boss Zhao Xu's status was stable, Zhao Hao's life was to pass away.
Such a day is like the old institutions of later generations, a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper for half a day ...
Young people cannot live like this!
That night, Zhao Hao finally couldn't help it.
After everyone was asleep, he carried the wooden bucket and went out with a shovel.
He went to the latrine.
The weather is still cold, the smell in the latrine is much better than in summer, but it still smells bad
Zhao Xu entered the latrine, and then came out and gagged a few times ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He looked around and determined that no one was there, he took out a gauze and covered his nose.
After entering the latrine again, he lit a lamp.
If Shen Anruo is here, he will surely recite a famous Xiehou afterword.
Light up in the latrine ...
Zhao Hao took a shovel and looked carefully in front of the squat.
When squatting to pee, the urine will move forward. For a long time, the soil layer looks different.
"This is it?"
Zhao Hao really wanted people to scrape, but what Shen An said could only bear.
The shovel scraped a little bit, and the soil here was extremely hard, and Zhao Hao was sweating very soon.
After more than an hour, he managed to get a bucket of urine.
Not enough!
He went to get a wooden barrel again, but this time it was scraped from the edge of the corner.
——Miscellaneous studies will not fool people, but must have the spirit of devotion to miscellaneous studies.
This is Shen An's encouragement.
Yes, I am devoting myself to miscellaneous studies at the moment.
Zhao Hao tried to scrape it. Fortunately, it was early spring and the weather was still cold. Even if there was a lot of night urine, it was solved in his house.
After returning to his place, he sniffed at him, feeling that he was smelling of urine.
Damn it!
He changed his clothes, but he still felt the taste.
Finally, when it was dawn, he asked people to get hot water to take a bath, and then said that he would practice.
Okay, the two kings are full of martial arts.
No one cares about this.
Practicing martial arts will naturally sweat, and you will have to take a shower if you sweat.
Zhao Hao asked people to boil water, and he even went to the place where he was boiling and squatted.
"Burn more, don't put out the fire."
Then he drove away those who burned the fire and carried his two barrels of urine like a thief.
...
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