Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 228: 1 group of stupid asses

There are many places in Sansi and Privy Council where the daily work is accounting, and it is only simple addition and subtraction, boring and tasteless.

Zhao Zhen felt that these two departments needed mental calculations the most, so he made a copy of the book, and then asked Sansi and the Privy Council to recommend candidates for study.

Song Xi asked Du Ziling indifferently, but most of them did not respond.

The moth from Shen An!

The point is that these people are worried that the difficulty is too difficult to learn, when they did not learn their skills, but their position was robbed.

Even if you have learned this skill, you will be reduced to a low-level accountant from now on, want to be promoted? Shangguan said: ‘we can do anything without him, but we ca n’t do without him! ’

In a corner of the Privy Council, a few officials were talking.

"... In a word, I will learn and be tired. After hard work, can I only be a lieutenant in my life?"

"Yes! Isn't that mental arithmetic so easy to learn, I'm afraid I won't be able to move places after learning."

"When I think of a lifetime, I can only be an accountant, not to mention the mental calculation method, even if it is taught by the Confucianist ... no one is happy!

In the game of secret technology and official position, secret technology lost miserably.

So this matter is embarrassing, but Song Xi can't block the official to make a wish, that is taboo.

If there is a word in the palace, people who learn mental arithmetic will reuse it later.

In this wait and see, Tang Ren appeared.

He took most of the officials in the courtroom to find Du Ziling.

"All promises, I am willing to learn."

At this moment, Du Ziling had forgotten those grudges, and he rejoiced: "Okay, I really know the whole thing!"

Some people in the Privy Council signed up, but Sansi did not register much. There were only a few kittens and puppies.

Everyone was worried and worried that after learning, they would become the accounting puppets of the third division.

Don't be a villain!

In these two days, the most inside the three divisions are all kinds of wonderful excuses, and the purpose is to avoid learning.

Wang Anshi is still as stable as Mount Tai, as if everything doesn't bother.

As he walked on the road, the officials waved their hands.

After waiting for the latrine, there was someone inside.

This is embarrassing!

Shangguan wants to go to the latrine, do you mean to read it? Are you embarrassed to listen? Hurry up and leave you.

The little man wiped the fart GU, and was ready to go out honestly.

As soon as he walked to the door, the lieutenant remembered something and asked, "Judge Wang, the villain wants to ask something."

"You said."

Wang Anshi was anxious to go to the latrine, and he became more persistent.

Therefore, if you want to break the wreck, it is best to block him while the leader is in the latrine.

"That mental arithmetic ... is there any future for learning?"

Wang An slate said: "Yes!"

The little official rejoiced: "Thank you, Wang.

Wang Anshi's words were few, but they were never hypocritical, so what he said from his mouth was almost nailed down.

The young man slipped away and ran to sign up, but Wang Anshi, who was squatting, remembered the mental arithmetic that his parents and son were practicing recently.

Anytime you report, or throw away an account book, Wang Jiao does not need to count, just go all the way to the mental calculation, the result is rechecked ...

All right!

It didn't take long to learn this!

Wang Anshi felt that it was Shen An's unique secret technique, so he was not embarrassed to ask his son to read teaching materials.

He asked a sentence: "Is it easy to learn?"

Wang Xu's expression at that time was a bit frustrated, "Easy to learn."

This son likes to show his intelligence beyond ordinary people, so as soon as he is depressed, Wang Anshi is sure that this ordinary skill can be easily learned by ordinary people.

But why is the secret technique so easy to learn?

...

"The road is easy!"

This is what Shen An used to disguise Zhao Zhen. He really didn't want to teach those people.

And he is also a little selfish, thinking that if Zhao Zhongzheng is gone, this is also an opportunity for him to accumulate contacts.

But Zhao Zhen obviously didn't want to do this. He was still very tight on the imperial power and didn't want to give others a chance to subvert.

then……

"Officials say you don't go, then recommend someone to go."

Chen Zhongheng was very angry with Shen An's performance and felt that he was an official shame.

Officials value you, and want you to teach, but you are still pushing back and forth, shameful!

But Shen An did not have this kind of consciousness. He pointed to Zuo Kexing who practiced the knife on the edge and said, "He can do too."

After all, Shen An was forced to learn a lot of things by Shen An. Mental calculations are the main points. Teach a few more times.

Chen Zhongheng shook his head again: "He is a warrior, you know."

Let the warriors teach civil servants, will it cause a rebound? Do you know?

If there is a knife in his hand at this moment, Chen Zhongheng would like to chop Shen An with a knife.

Shen An had a headache. He thought about it and said, "This ... the most powerful person in my family is the driver."

I go shopping every day on Tuesday, so calculation becomes a big problem.

Shen Anshundai taught him the technique of mental arithmetic. As a result, this man actually had talents in this area. That quick calculation ability directly crushed Zhekexing and Zhao Zhongzheng, and even Wang Jia was almost suppressed by him.

"Your driver?"

Chen Zhongheng really wanted to hit someone!

"This is a national matter."

"This is the truth."

"Or ... try?"

So after some testing, Chen Zhongheng, who was shocked by his jaw, went back to the palace in vain to report it. When he came back later, he would take Tuesday to teach.

"Teaching? Lang Jun, the villain dare not go."

Frightened on Tuesday, "Those people are Wenquxing, Lang Jun, the villains dare not ..."

"Shit Wenquxing!"

In front of Chen Zhongheng, Shen An said disdainfully: "It's all people who want to learn mental arithmetic, people who want us, dare to go, who dares to bully you, just talk to Chen Duzhi. Old Chen, you will Is it for him? "

Chen Zhongheng nodded bitterly, thinking that the official did not know what the wind was, and even agreed to let Tuesday teach.

On Tuesday, she was still a little timid, Shen An encouraged; "Wang Xu is in Yaya, but he is almost inferior to you. What are you afraid of? Go boldly. When teaching, you should sit under a group of pigs."

This is a good way to get rid of tension, but the officials can be compared to pigs, and Chen Zhongheng couldn't help but anger: "Too much!"

Shen An said with a straight face: "Yes, it shouldn't be a pig, then treat them as donkeys!"

A group of stupid asses!

So on Tuesday, he went trembling.

"Shen An's coachman teaches?"

The Beijing officialdom was in an uproar.

The officials who had originally signed up then withdrew most of them, and they felt that they could not afford to lose this person.

"You Meng Lang."

Bao Zheng seems a little melancholy recently, looking at the temperament of some poets.

Shen An shook his head and said: "The master is the teacher."

"But those are officials."

It is insulting to let the coachman teach the officials.

What does the official family mean?

Why would you agree?

Bao Zheng guessed something, and the officials estimated that this mental arithmetic was a good thing, so we first eliminated a group of unwilling people in this way.

The second person was somewhat unexpected by Shen An, but turned out to be Sima Guang.

"Your boy acted recklessly, Professor Coach ..."

"Da Song has never had such a precedent. You are still young. You have to be diligent, look forward, and ..."

"..."

Shen An was forced to go crazy by his broken thoughts.

Finally, Sima Guang left, and also ended his day of teaching on Tuesday.

"The villain ... The villain will be a member of the Shen family, and the death will be the ghost of the Shen family."

On Tuesday, I never thought of giving a class to an official. It would be an ancestor to be able to catch a carriage with an official.

But today he gave a trembling lecture on it, and the officials below were quietly and seriously listening to the lecture, even recording ...

This is a fantastic day!

On Tuesday, I thought it was a good day for Shen An, so I couldn't wait to offer my loyalty when I came back.

"The governor came and gave Lang Jun a head."

The excitement on Tuesday was overwhelming, and he took his son Zhou Dudu, and the father and son would bow down together.

Shen An picked up Zhou Dudu with one hand and said, "Do a good job, later ... I'll talk about it later."

Since Tuesday, he has reached the pinnacle of his life, and every day he goes to teach officials.

Ten days later, the merits were completed ... No, it was finished.

On Tuesday, there was less cowering, and the generous said above: "Lang Jun said, the rest will depend on you to keep familiar with it, just pay more."

It was a quick calculation of addition and subtraction. It took ten days to complete the business. Shen An felt too slow.

"Thank you for your teaching."

Tang Ren said this naturally. During these ten days, classroom discipline was that he was maintaining. For this reason, some people said that he was Shen An's dogleg.

"Thank you."

More than ten officials bowed their hands and thanked them. They were drunk on Tuesday and flew all the way home.

After returning home, he drank a drink on Tuesday, and Lingding was drunk, and then said that he would go on as a professor in the future. As a result, Mrs. Chen complained.

After waking up in the morning, I felt uncomfortable when I recalled what I said last night.

"Get up quickly to buy food!"

Aunt Chen returned from Guoguo, and when he was still in bed, she cursed: "Want to be a professor? Lang Jun is proud to teach you something. If you want to teach officials, who should Lang Jun teach?" ? "

"Yes!"

I felt proud of myself on Tuesday, which is very bad.

So he got up to wash, set up a car to buy food on the street.

As soon as the familiar cries came into my ears, I knew on Tuesday that I still like this kind of life.

He thought it was a dream, but the dozen or so officials had learned the skill really.

In the Privy Council, Tang Ren took the account book and recorded it while looking at it. It didn't take long for the account book to be calculated.

Opposite him was a smiling clerk, but the smile looked fake.

You count while reading, you think your finger is an abacus!

"Five yuan and thirty-five yuan more money, call back!"

The little official said in amazement: "Master Tang, this is the account book of our Hongyun Temple. I'll show you it's just a glance ..."

Are you still upset and want to manage Hongyun Temple?

And you play like this, just looking at it and saying that you have more money and more money, is this to give us off Mawei?

He is not a person in the courtroom, so naturally he is not afraid of Tang Ren.

"Call back!"

If Tang Ren does not pass here, this account book cannot be entered, and the expenses cannot be reported.

The little man was angry and went directly to his Shangguan to speak with Du Ziling.

"By the promise, your principal Tang just glanced at the account book ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ and said that I was corrupted by Hongxian Temple ... there are so many?"

The officials at Hongyun Temple were very angry. Most of this anger stemmed from the many errands robbed by Shen An. Instead, they became a place to receive foreign emissaries, which was no different from an inn.

The cost of receiving foreign messengers is not small, but Da Song is very generous in this respect, so check the accounts and you are done.

The accounts of the original Hongyun Temple were not in turn to investigate in the courtroom. This was also made by Shen An, who said that cross-examination can prevent corruption and fraud.

These angers accumulated for a long time, and today's account book event finally detonated it.

Du Ziling did not want to wipe Tang Ren's ass, so he said, "Is it clear?"

The official at Hongyun Temple said angrily: "He just glanced at it, and then he said how much he had corrupted, and he promised. Isn't this nonsense?"

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This is the ID of the old confederate of the warehouse. It took a hundred dollars to modify for the sake of spoofing ... no humanity!

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