Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Yawning to go to the dynasty, this is the norm in Song Dynasty.

When Shen An went outside the Imperial City, he smiled at the "Zombie Besieged City" and then dismounted.

"How quiet?"

The officials under the city were silent, and the sky was bleak. Standing there motionless, Shen An panicked.

You guys ... wouldn't it be a dream?

Suddenly, some officials were arching their hands, and then many people followed them.

Silent salute, but solemn.

Shen An revived, "I really thought I was dreaming!"

"What did you dream of?"

"Dream all officials have become zombies."

Snapped!

The back of the head was tapped, the technique and strength were familiar, and Shen An felt that he was living in reality.

Shen An rubbed his head and said angrily: "They didn't make a sound, I thought it was a dream!"

Bao Zhengqi said: "Everyone is thanking you."

"Thank you for what I did?"

Shen An still doesn't know, but he is happy in his heart.

"You got the Shenwei crossbow, and this time the Fuzhou Imperial Enemy is thanks to this thing, so you have made contributions and everyone is thanking you. But don't think that you will be able to make good relations with Baiguan ..."

"I know, one is one and two is two. After they squeezed their hands, they were still opposite."

"Guo Qian of Guozijian said he was going to ask you to go back. You can do it yourself, don't be ugly at that time ..."

Bao Zheng finally admonished him, and then went to the Zafus.

The official family was still calling him out to take over as the third commander, but Bao Zheng didn't agree.

This is reservedness.

For example, the official family said that you have something to match with the world and want to enshrine you. Then you must refuse. The more you refuse, the better your reputation will be.

If you refuse hundreds of times, it is estimated that you are the first person in ancient and modern times.

This is hypocrisy.

Bao Zheng definitely wants to be the three ambassadors. After all, he is promoted, and he is in charge of the wealth and government of Song Dynasty. That doesn't feel too sour.

"... What did Chiu Gui eat in the morning?"

Zaifu gathered together, but a little dull, Zeng Gongliang asked casually.

Han Qi said casually, "I ate a bowl of that powder in the morning and was full."

"Powder? What powder? How does it taste?"

Zeng Gongliang also likes to think about food, so he asked after hearing it.

Han Qi was still asleep, he yawned and said: "It is to use the wild boar's gastrointestinal tract to dry the ground powder.

Zeng Gongliang couldn't help but dumbfounded, "Isn't this Shen Ankai's recipe?"

Bao Zheng, who had just passed by Han Qi, turned back immediately.

"What formula did you give Han Qi?"

Lao Bao looked bad, and Shen An would naturally call out his injustice: "No! I wish I could kill him with a bowl of poison, how could he be prescribed?"

Bao Zheng thought so too, but Zeng Gong was eloquent, he felt ...

"What is the gastrointestinal tract of the wild boar, it's dried and ground, and I have to eat a big bowl early in the morning."

Gastrointestinal?

Lying!

Shen An was dumbfounded. He did not expect that he had said casually that Han Qi was regarded as the truth.

Just the stomach, not the intestines!

When Bao Zheng looked at his appearance, he knew that it was the kid who made the mistake. He said angrily: "Han Qi said that eating it is good for his stomach, and the old man was also tempted to see that Zeng Gongliang ... If the old man might eat? "

What rice?

Zeng Gongliang also wants to eat?

Shen An felt that she was afraid of opening a magic box. Since then, all the ministers in the dynasty have changed their breakfast and eat the powder of wild boar gastrointestinal mill.

Will the wild boar be extinct?

Shen An felt a little lack of virtue.

He glanced around, nobody.

"Bao Gong, as long as the stomach of the wild boar, and just eat a little at a time, eat a big bowl ... that's for dinner!"

Bao Zheng thinks this kid is really too bad.

But he was happy.

Later into the palace, all the way into the hall.

Xiaochaohui is still the same thing, Shen An wants to sleep.

After the discussion was over, Zhao Zhen looked around and almost turned his nose upset.

"wake him up!"

Shen An was standing and taking a nap, his body shaking.

Xiao Qing gave Shen An a slap in joy, hard.

But Shen An was so surprised, the first reaction turned out to be a punch.

Boom!

The world is quiet!

...

"Your Majesty, the minister was not intentional."

Xiao Qing, who had a **** nose, was taken out, and Shen An asked for embarrassment with embarrassment.

Zhao Zhen didn't make a call and said, "Go to Guozijian."

He wanted to compliment Shen An, but this teenager was dozing off when he was facing up, this is really unbearable!

Shen An was dumbfounded and said, "Your Majesty, Chen ... Chen will not lecture!"

Zaifu were laughing, and they also knew that Shen An was majoring in miscellaneous studies. They thought Shen An was going to Guozijian and faced with the daze of those students. It was really fun!

By the afternoon, Guo Zijian's reaction came out.

"Fu Xiang, the students of Guozijian mostly took sick leave."

Rich but stunned, and then smiled bitterly: "The official family wanted to give him a benefit, but now this benefit has become a ugly.

Zeng Gongliang also smiled and said: "If the old man is Shen An, he will definitely go to bed."

Even Zhao Zhen regretted it, but he was the emperor, who almost always spoke out, but it was not easy to regret it.

In the end he had to explain: "Remember to remind me to get Shen An back in a few days."

Chen Zhongheng solemnly responded, even recording this matter in a small book.

Shen An, someone who can help you can only get here.

...

"The official family told Shen Shuoshu to come to Guozijian tomorrow to teach."

The latest news arrived, Guo Qian Fu Xu smiled: "This is a good thing!"

Si Ye Chen Ben said with a straight face: "Sacrifice wine, the students ran halfway."

"What? Chase back!"

Guo Qian said angrily: "This is a blatant absenteeism, to punish, to ..."

He can't do anything, because those students ask for sick leave.

The Guozijian has long since disappeared. If it is strictly managed, it may be that even the last 20 or so students will not be able to keep it.

So when Shen An arrived at Guozijian the next morning, he only saw a few students.

Guo Qian and Chen Ben greeted him in, and after a few greetings, Guo Qian said that he was busy on business and would not attend Shen An's class.

Chen Ben said with a straight face, he said he was busy and ran away.

This is wrong!

Shen An walked into the classroom, and the remaining three students bowed to each other.

"Have seen the storyteller."

Brother doesn't talk!

And there were only three students, so Shen An looked entangled, and then said: "Sign up."

"Student Su Yan."

"Student Yang Zheng."

"Student Xu Bin."

Su Yan was honest at first glance, Yang Zheng's eyeballs flickered around, and it was seen as a sly one.

As for Xu Bin, it doesn't matter what his face looks like, obviously it's soy sauce.

After the three of them sat down, they felt that Shen An should almost go.

What do the three students teach?

Moreover, it was said outside that Shen An would not teach serious learning.

The so-called serious learning refers to Confucian learning.

Shen An threw the cloth bag on the table and said lightly: "It's time for class."

The three students were sitting precariously, probably because they had to give some face in the first lesson. Even Yang Zheng looked honest.

"Mental arithmetic you should have learned by yourself, so I won't go into details. Let me talk about some natural changes today."

He took something out of the cloth bag.

Yang Zheng was a little impatient, and when he saw this thing, he muttered: "Water cup? Is this to teach us how to drink water?"

"No, it's a translucent crystal cup. I borrowed it from the county government. It's worth a lot of money. If it's broken, I have to pay."

Shen An refuted his water glass claim, and then took out a dish.

"This plate is burnt and slippery."

Shen An arranged the dish, and then placed a small candlestick in the middle of the dish to light a small piece of candle.

"Get some water and ink."

Shen An went down to find it, took Yang Zheng in the glass below, and took his inkstone.

The ink was poured into the glass, and Shen An was surprised, "Forget it, it should be poured on the plate."

Yang Zheng felt that this storyteller was definitely targeting himself.

He guessed right, Shen An just thought that the goods looked too cunning, so he taught him a lesson.

The tuned ink was poured into the saucer, which just submerged the candlestick.

Shen An lit the candle, then took the crystal glass and said, "You come up."

The three students came to the table without knowing what he was doing.

Shen An picked up the crystal cup, then put it upside down slowly, covering the candle, then the candlestick, and finally the glass mouth was not submerged in ink water ...

what does this mean?

Is he ready to roast and fry this worthy crystal cup?

There are crystal cups this year, but this one in Shen An's hand is rare, thin, translucent and smooth ...

If this thing is sold, it can make people rich overnight.

But Shen An just asked Yao Lian to ask if there was a king's palace. Zhao Yunrang sent the ancestral crystal cup over, saying that there was another one in his family.

Old Zhao is really good to his own people, and he makes people feel chilly. Shen An is afraid that one day he will call out his granddaughter, and then let him choose one to be his wife.

The three students looked puzzled, and ...

"Huh! How did the water move ... Is this a trick?"

"shut up!"

Shen An shouted: "Look carefully."

Made! Now students are not worried!

Yang Zheng was frightened and stood there dumb.

"The candle is going out."

Su Yan was very attentively watching this trick.

The candle slowly extinguished.

"The water is here! Come on!"

The ink swelled up gradually, directly into the crystal cup, as if there was an invisible big hand driving all this.

"what is this?"

It ’s common knowledge that everyone knows that water flows down, but today the ink water flows up, and in the opposite direction flows into the cup ...

The sky is white and the sun is fine, but all three students feel cold all over.

Shen An said faintly: "Laozi is not even afraid of Wu Gu, what ghosts are he afraid of?"

Only then did the three think that Shen An had been in public with those wizards, and had no way to let the wizards go.

"Are you a ghost?"

Yang Zheng stepped back with a guilty conscience, and glanced at the door, thinking about how he would escape.

"This is learning, not ghosts!"

Yang Zheng shook his head, watching Shen An's eyes full of fear, "No, this is a ghost and god!"

Shen An lifted the cup, then washed it with water and asked, "Who will do it again?"

Shen An regretted that if he knew that it would scare the students, he should switch to a less scary experiment.

The best way to eliminate fear and ignorance is to repeat this experiment.

Yang Zheng shook his head. If Chen Luo's figure appeared outside the door, he would run away immediately, away from this gloomy classroom.

Xu Bin also felt something was wrong, he said with a strong smile: "Storytellers, stupid students ... I'm afraid they can't do it."

Su Yan said with joy: "Students are willing to do."

This man is a mallet!

Shen An found sadly that the fool is his best helper.

"Come ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I will teach you."

Shen An guided on the side, but fortunately the experiment was very simple, so Su Yan also covered the cup with a cat and a tiger.

Then the candle went out, and ... the ink water surged again ...

All three students were stunned.

"Storyteller, are you a fairy master?"

"Are you a Taoist Taoist?"

"..."

This world is still ignorant, and Shen An has a long way to go!

Facing three students who adore themselves, Shen An snorted and said, "This is knowledge, unlike what you know, but knowledge that will make you reborn ..."

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