Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 315: Life only gave you 1 fart

Here is the garden. At the moment, there is some thin green grass on the ground, which looks very tender.

The breath of spring gradually flourished.

A man standing beside the big tree, his eyes flashing, said: "Xiao Langjun, the villain doesn't know!"

Zhao Zhongzheng turned his back to him and said angrily: "Do you think someone can't ask? Also, someone who knows that you are Hong Bin, but Hong Bin is only a servant, but someone is the master. You think about it."

The next man said: "Xiao Langjun, the villain really doesn't know, the villain swears ..."

His eyes flickered, even with some complacency.

Zhao Zhongzhen sighed: "Well, it's not embarrassing for you, but there is something here to ask you for help. If it's done, it's consistent money."

The consistent money is generous.

He turned around, and the greed that passed away in his eyes fell right into his eyes.

"Are you willing?"

The next man pretended to hesitate and waited for Zhao Zhongzheng to urge him several times before barely nodding.

Zhao Zhongzheng took out a small oil paper bag and handed it over, saying: "There are some tonics, you can put Hong Bin in the tea. Here I will give you a silver hairpin, and the rest will be given after you are done. "

The body of the next man shuddered, and his eyes were horrified.

"original……"

It turned out that Hong Bin's diarrhea and diarrhea came to life, is it your handwriting?

Hong Bin's diarrhea is a joke in the house. Some people say that he has a physical problem, but more people say that he offended the dung god.

At first, Hong Bin thought this was the case, so he asked God to worship Buddha.

But the gods were not blessed, he had to strengthen his precautions, especially his diet.

Zhao Zhongzheng could not start recently, so he was very depressed.

The next man took the silver hairpin, then packed the oil paper and went to Hong Bin along the way.

He touched the silver hairpin and proudly said: "We can't do this!"

When he found Hong Bin, Hong Bin said with tears in his eyes: "It was him? Someone said earlier that there is such a diarrhea, but it was still hurt by someone. Let's go and find the king."

What?

The next person panicked when they heard it.

He just wanted to tell Hong Bin in private and then let Hong Bin pretend to be a diarrhea to coax Zhao Zhongzheng, so that he would benefit from both sides.

But Hong Bin had already hated the person who gave himself the medicine. At this moment, he had obtained the evidence and witnesses. It was really angry and rushed to the heavens, and there was no reason.

What is this?

It ’s not your battlefield that you have to blend, the price is cannon fodder.

The two went to Zhao Yunrang all the way, and as soon as they entered, Hong Bin knelt down and wept.

Zhao Yunrang was uncomfortable because of the cold weather, and it was a bit unpleasant to hear his miserable cry.

Hong Bin raised his head and said: "Jun Wang, someone has bought this person and wants to give medicine to the villain, please ask the king to make the decision for the villain."

Zhao Yun irritated his eyes, then suppressed his emotions and asked lightly: "Who did it? Is there evidence?"

Hong Bin pointed at his servant and said, "Junwang, the old Lang from the other side of the thirteen lang bought him with a silver hairpin and gave him medicine ... let him be in the tea of ​​the villain. People ... injustice! "

At that time, I just thought that your family had no good time, so of course you should ignore you.

But now I regret it!

Zhao Zongshi did not say that Zhao Zhongzheng is now more capable, and Hong Bin wants to say no regrets that it is false.

But he knew that he had offended the family who had offended him.

So he occasionally used to get a little trouble over there, of course, it was concealed, just to get angry.

Today, he passed a few hands, and finally passed on Shen An with a full-hearted long knife to the quiet Zhao Zongshi.

Then Zhao Zhongzhen's revenge arrived immediately.

Suddenly he lost his mind and was carried out of the house by people in the past. The dripping dripping water under his body hit his heart.

What a shame!

At this moment he just wanted to die with Zhao Zhongzheng.

But he did not know that Zhao Yunrang, the boss of the county government, had known about it for a long time.

Difficult in the palace, and endless struggles in open battles, he was worried that his children and grandchildren would be bullied by others, so he simply treated this as Zhao Zhongzheng.

Today you can give people laxatives, and tomorrow you will not be poisoned in the palace ...

With this idea in mind, Zhao Yunrang watched a series of techniques of his grandchildren.

Not bad!

But today he turned over?

Hey!

No chance!

Zhao Yun let a sigh in his heart and then asked, "What about the evidence?"

He couldn't just convict his grandchildren with Hong Bin's empty mouth.

Hong Bin urged the inhumane: "Hurry and take it out and show it to the king."

The next person had regretted it at the moment. He knew that he was afraid that he would be fouled, but he had to take out the silver hairpin and the oil paper bag.

"Call Zhong Zhong."

Zhao Yunrang's command did not immediately execute the old servant, but whispered in his ears: "Alang, don't you have to let Xiao Langjun pay their guilt? Nothing!"

The old servant also liked Zhao Zhongzheng's agility, so he prepared to blow up even Hong Bin.

So he raised his eyes and glanced at Hong Bin. The coldness in his eyes made Hong Bin a little puzzled.

Someone didn't offend him!

Zhao Yun let his head shake slightly, why would he want Zhao Zhongzhen to face these things directly, but Jade wouldn't be able to make a weapon, and wouldn't teach him a lesson, where would he be cautious in the future.

Later, Zhao Zhongzheng came, still a pure salute.

"Have seen Weng Weng."

Zhao Yunrang looked at this most prosperous grandson, suppressed the love in his heart, and said sharply: "You buy someone to give Hong Bin medicine?"

Zhao Zhongzheng said blankly: "What medicine? The buyer? The grandson won't buy the person!"

Zhao Yunrang pointed at the servant over there and shouted, "He!"

This grandchildren can actually pretend to be nothing, really good!

Zhao Yunrang felt that his grandchildren were too intelligent, and couldn't help but rejoice.

You better evolve into an old fox, so you won't be afraid of entering the palace.

Zhao Zhongzheng glanced at the servant and shook his head: "Why are you hurting someone? Who instructed you?"

what!

Did you even know to take a bite?

Not bad!

have a future!

Zhao Yun made the heart more joyful, but still said with a straight face: "Look at your stuff!"

A silver hairpin, Zhao Zhongzhen shook his head and said: "This is not grandchildren."

This silver hairpin is ordinary in style, and at first glance it is popular.

Hong Bin also regretted it at the moment, and felt that he should not tear his face, but now that the matter was over, he had to say, "You can buy it outside."

You Zhao Zhongzhen go out every day!

Okay! This hammer killed Zhao Zhongzhen.

Hey!

Zhao Yunrang looked at the small oil paper bag and sighed slightly.

"This is the laxative you gave him."

"laxative?"

Zhao Zhongzhen walked over to pick up the oil paper bag, and then slowly opened it.

He looked at the powder inside and smelled it.

He looked suspicious and asked, "Weng Weng, right?"

The old servant said: "Xiao Langjun, everyone is watching, absolutely right."

Zhao Zhongzheng's complexion changed in a moment, he said: "Weng Weng, try it, or anyone can use things to frame grandchildren.

He was wronged.

Zhao Yunrang thought of the hypocrisy of his sons and daughters towards Zhao Zongshi's family.

"Fuck, let him eat!"

He was annoyed in his heart, and he simply took the servant to experiment.

Pull it!

Pull and then clean up you!

The grandson of the old man asked you to take the medicine. How dare you go?

The face was white, and he wanted to beg for mercy, but no one ignored him.

Hong Bin was somewhat gloating, and he remembered the scene of his previous diarrhea, that posture ...

It's really amazing!

The medicine was gone, and the next man stood on the side desperately waiting for the reaction in his stomach.

A quarter of an hour passed.

no response!

Half an hour passed.

Still no response.

Hong Bin's complexion changed, and he felt a little worried.

He remembered that after he ate something, he pulled it at most within a quarter of an hour, and it was hearty.

But this man didn't respond?

What does this mean?

Framed!

frame!

An hour passed, he was like an ant on the hot pot, restless.

Zhao Yunrang was reading a book, and the old servant stuck in time to remind: "Alang, it's an hour."

Ok!

Zhao Yunrang looked up at Zhao Zhongzheng with a look of joy in his eyes.

Then he said coldly: "Why frame the Zhongzhen?"

The man was already terrified, and he knelt down and said, "Sovereign, villain ... That silver hairpin and laxative are really given by Xiao Langjun!"

A sudden bowel sounded in his stomach.

Is this coming?

Hahahaha!

He just felt that the rush went straight down.

Some can't bear it anymore!

Is there any more direct evidence than pulling it out on the spot?

He put all his strength underneath, struggling to open the chrysanthemum ...

Hey ...

A long fart was released.

This fart's voice is thick and lasting ...

There is still an echo?

Hong Bin was rejoicing, but he didn't smell the stool.

The man couldn't help but stretch his hand to touch his hips, but found nothing.

He tried to squeeze harder, but he couldn't help it anymore.

This is how life is, when you work hard for a long time and think it is a shit, life just gives you a fart.

The next man knelt down, "The villain is guilty, the villain framed Xiao Langjun, and the sin cannot be forgiven ..."

This is a bachelor!

I'm wrong!

Xiao Langjun, someone should not refuse your purchase.

Hong Bin's face was pale, he knew he was going to be out of luck.

When things got to this point, Zhao Yunrang naturally suspected that he had laid this bureau in order to frame Zhao Zhongzhen.

"The villain is guilty."

He didn't know if it was the servant who pitted himself, or who was involved.

He just regrets one thing: why can't I have more patience.

Zhao Yun let coldly said: "Pull it out and fight!"

Wasn't it rushed out?

Suddenly the servant and Hong Bin were overjoyed.

"Thank you, King, thank you!"

The two were pulled out, and Zhao Yunrang nodded to Zhao Zhongzhen and said, "You are fine, go."

Zhao Zhongzheng retired and always felt that his grandfather's eyes were not right.

He went out all the way and happened to see Hong Bin and his servant being tied to the bench and playing boards ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ woo woo! "

When the two saw Zhao Zhongzhen coming over, the cry suddenly became even worse.

The man's eyes were full of annoyance. He felt that he had missed an excellent opportunity and could not make up for it in his life.

He couldn't help sobbing.

Snapped!

After hitting a board, Hong Bin also howled, watching Zhao Zhongzhen go away, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

In a certain year, he was blind, before he was neglected.

Someone is blind!

...

Thanks, I will return from the hospital and see the news of the whole station. Thank you for the second Silver Dameng "Smoke Down".

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