Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 465: Wait for your joke

Dead horses are not easy to decompose, and the longer they die, the harder to solve.

Hands off always like to tease newcomers, so when Zhao Zhongzhen squatted beside the dead horse, someone pulled a bunch of intestines from the dead horse's belly and threw it in front of his eyes.

Zhao Zhongzhen's eyes closed painfully, but the stinky smell kept coming.

His chest and abdomen kept rising and falling, and the rhythm was very chaotic.

Seeing his body trembling, if he stripped his hands, he said: "I will vomit, I will vomit ..."

Zhao Zhongzheng turned his face and opened his mouth: "vomit!"

All breakfast was spit out, and the contents that had not been digested silenced the strippers.

The man who took the horse's belly just now laughed and said: "Villa ... I'm sorry."

Zhao Zhongzhen vomited his breakfast clean and was a little angry. It can be seen that these people have changed their faces and mouths, so they are mostly in a better mood.

He whispered the main points of anatomy, and then asked for a short knife to learn to peel.

He knew that Shen An meant to let himself be skinned, that is, to be an ordinary person and experience the life of these people.

So he tried his best to endure until the dead horses were all broken down before he washed his hands.

Those who stripped their hands felt that this teenager was not bad. One of them said recently: "Xiao Langjun next time ... Just watch it."

Zhao Zhongzheng puzzled and said: "Why are you so good to someone?"

Why are you guys going forward and backwards? There has never been a free breakfast in the world, and Zhao Zhongzheng feels that these peeling hands are a little weird.

Stripped his hands and smiled and said, "Xiao Langjun ... there is lamb in breakfast, and Bianliang people can eat lamb for breakfast ..."

Ordinary people can eat enough for breakfast. If you want to eat meat, the most is pork. As for lamb, occasionally a New Year's meal.

Zhao Zhongzhen's vomit just now can see the contents of breakfast, so this group of peeling hands is guilty.

Are all good people! Zhao Zhongzheng couldn't help but look at these stripped hands differently. Then I remembered the previous gobbling when I was eating lamb, and I swallowed it without chewing. After spitting out, the shape is complete, and you can smell a lamb.

When he went to the back, Zhao Zhongzheng saw that Shen An was dozing off and couldn't help but get angry.

Cooperate with me outside to deal with dead cows and rotten horses. The stinky spit is more than spitting. You are good. Here you can sleep and sleep.

"Brother Anbei!"

This is the room where Cheng Xuteng came out. Shen An was sitting on a chair and taking a nap. When he was shocked by this sound, he straightened his body and opened his eyes blankly to look around.

"It is you!"

Shen An yawned and asked, "Is it done?"

Zhao Zhongzhen had a stinking smell on his body. He raised his hands and smelled, and said with a bitter face: "I don't know if I can wash it home. Also, those who stripped their hands are all sperm, and they can even see something spit He asserted that Xie's family was excellent. "

"Of course they are elites."

Mixed at the bottom of society, it has not been cleaned up long ago.

The so-called car and boat shop's teeth are innocent and should be killed. It is these people.

Zhao Zhongzheng saw him leisurely and asked, "How should I proceed?"

Shen An rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, wait until after checking the account."

Zhao Zhongzheng felt that he was too optimistic: "Isn't there anything wrong with checking the accounts?"

Shen An nodded, approvingly: "There must be no problem to be found. Here is how much corruption can be done in and out of dead cows and rotten horses? Little greed is not easy to check. But ... as long as you start, the rest is natural It ’s the result. "

"The beginning?"

"Correct!"

Shen An said confidently: "The twelve people are all very boring people, find a start ..."

This is a plan he had prepared for a long time, but one morning passed, no one came.

Until noon, she still didn't see anyone come from her head, Shen An laughed at herself: "It seems that a certain fierce name is not enough!"

Zhao Zhongzheng felt that this method was too passive: "Brother Anbei, he should take the initiative to attack."

Shen An felt that it was still the case, and said: "You go to talk, the first one comes first, a certain guarantee he is not guilty."

This is a reward.

Zhao Zhongzheng still felt useless, but he still went to talk.

As a future heir to the throne, Shen An asked him to do these jobs with some eye catching, and then was stabbed to Zhao Zhen.

"Peeling cramps?"

"Yes, I also vomited."

Zhen Zhen couldn't help but also a little bit gaffe.

Dead cow rotten horse!

You don't need to see it with your own eyes, you just need to imagine it to feel sick.

But Shen An actually let Zhao Zhongzhen go, this is really cruel.

Chen Zhongheng also felt that Shen An was too ruthless, and said, "Did Xiao Langjun offend Shen An?"

Zhen Zhen shook his head and said with a complex face: "This is to make him aware of the people's feelings! For the emperor who does not know the people's feelings, there will be a joke about not eating meaty meat. Knowing the people's feelings, the governing party can target ...

Chen Zhongheng said in surprise: "Is that a good thing?"

"Of course it is a good thing."

Zhen Zhen sighed a bit: "At that time ... the father emperor was not available, and he was still stubborn, and no one taught him."

Zhenzong is not free, but has become a stubborn lunatic.

He thought that he was a famous king through the ages, so he enshrined the Zen and engaged in a big ceremony, and tossed the big Song, which was originally rich, into a semi-residue. Most of the responsibility for redundant officials and bureaucratic responsibilities rests with the true sect.

Zhen Zhen was the only son in the past, and the father was a problematic emperor, so he felt lonely in his childhood and childhood. But Zhao Zhongzheng has a mentor and friend nearby, which makes him a little envious.

"If I had a few mentors and friends, I wouldn't be suppressed by the queen mother for as long."

Zhen Zhen was still young as soon as the true sect went, so Liu E covered the sky with one hand ...

These are the secrets of the royal family. When Chen Zhongheng felt that his body was soft, he couldn't help but pitifully said: "Officials and officials have heard nothing."

Zhen Zhen said angrily: "I don't have to kill people to kill my mouth!"

Chen Zhongheng originally meant to be a joke. Just wanting to make him easier, he smiled and said, "The official family is kind."

"Benevolence!"

Zhao Zhen frowned slightly: "The external stripping of Mawu seems inconspicuous, but the two went to the front to check, but the gray-faced faces of those officials fooled ... People say that the bottom officials are slippery like oil, this is the proof. Shen's starting point Too high, without the experience of being an official below, I'm afraid he can't stand the means of those officials ... "

Chen Zhongheng was startled, and said: "Officials, they thought ... they thought those officials would be unlucky."

The boy Shen An was cruel enough, the officials and his gangsters gangstered him ...

Chen Zhongheng seems to have seen a tragedy happening.

Zhen Zhen glanced at him and said, "Why did Han Qi make a suggestion to let Shen An go? It is to see his joke. Unless it is by thunder, it is difficult."

Han Qi did find it difficult. In the political affairs hall, he was sneering.

"Don't kill the bureaucrat, this is connivance. Those officials are so fearless. Isn't the matter of stripping horses a big deal? Trivial things, let Liu Zhan go because this person has no skill, so he can find something to do for him. As for Shen Ann, let's see. "

He picked up the tea cup and looked at the play on the table with a fixed gaze, and said on his side: "Xiang Gong, since it's not a big deal, then Shen An will do!"

Han Qi took a sip of hot tea, sighed comfortably, and said, "You don't understand. He was young and ambitious. He wanted to expedite northwardly every time, and he wanted to innovate the Song Dynasty every time ... Young and good! The old man was like that when he was young. No heads ... the result was woke up during Qingli years. "

Then he suddenly realized: "That is to say, since he advertised himself as an innovationist, when he meets this kind of person, this kind of thing can be resolved?"

Han Qi nodded and said, "Since Zhao Zongshi has been selected as the prince, then the people around him will naturally fall into everyone's eyes, and the others will just go, Shen An ... hate people! So with this opportunity, everyone All are waiting to see the joke. If he can't solve the problem, the criticism will be bad. The next time the officials want to promote him, those people naturally have something to say ... "

Incompetent people want to be promoted? Officials, are you brainy?

Said admiringly: "The villain said that there are many enemies in Shen An, but how can everyone sit by and watch him run away, it turns out to be waiting here!"

Han Qi put down the tea cup and said lightly, "What do you think? When Zhao Zongshi enters the palace, wait ... At that time, Shen An will be a close minister, and in ten years' time, this person will start to show up temporarily, and I will hang down Old man, who can restrain him? "

Shen An ’s work was too harsh, and he did n’t know the way to be an official with the same light, which caused himself a lot of opponents and troubles, and gradually became an alternative in the officialdom.

Liu Zhan is the dead soul under his sword, which made many officials sorrowful and indignant, and played the impeachment impeachment Shen An, demanding severe punishment.

But Zhao Zhen came and found no evidence.

So everyone was waiting for Liu Zhan's awakening.

But Liu Zhan's situation is good and bad, and the doctor can't determine when he can wake up, so everyone temporarily turned their attention to stripping horses.

……

The first day Shen An spent dozing off.

"No one comes first?"

Shen An got up and stretched out, only to feel that his whole body was full of energy, very comfortable.

Zhao Zhongzhen was dazed on the side, angrily said: "No one came, no one. Also, those people have already gone to the government."

No one takes you ‘Minister of Missions’ seriously!

"Let's go next ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Let's go home."

The first time he did business without success, Zhao Zhongzheng was very frustrated. After returning home, he didn't even eat dinner, thinking about things in his room.

The room is from light to dark, Zhao Zhongzheng's eyes have adapted to this environment, and forget to light up.

Zhao Zongshi came in to see this look, did not light up, just stood quietly inside the door.

Zhao Zhongzheng thought for a long time. The young people did not feel hungry. When they could not bear the hunger, they only thought of finding something to eat.

"Daddy?"

Zhao Zongshi yelled and came in and asked, "What do you want?"

The moonlight comes in from the door, and the jade-like purity makes people feel distracted.

Zhao Zhongzhen got up and gave the chair to his father to sit down, then stood on the side and said: "Dad, the baby is thinking about stripping horses today."

Zhao Zongshi asked lightly: "Have you started?"

"No." This is what Zhao Zhongzhen was dissatisfied with: "Shen An was taking a nap in it today. He didn't do anything, and the officials were looking down on him."

"Angry?"

Zhao Zongshi turned his head and asked, smiling, looking very warm.

He likes the environment of Yulin Lane, and thinks it is the most relaxing time in his life.

……

Seeking monthly tickets.

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