Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Sleep up all night, when Zhao Zhongzheng woke up, he saw Wang Jiao wandering around the well.

"... The kid is quite confused about the university, and it says that to do self-cultivation in advance, one must correct one's heart first if one wants to self-cultivate. One must sincerely heart first if one wants to correct one's heart. I think this is the right argument. But if you want to focus on self-cultivation first, the kid arrogantly, the world can rarely do this ... Say cautiously, but how many people in the world can do it?

Zhao Zhongzheng, who was yawning, couldn't help but stunned, and then felt that this product was really untrue.

Shen An said that there is no real gentleman in the world, if there is, then it must be a puppet, without his own thinking.

Because it is a person, there will be selfish desires. If the selfish desires are together, then the mind must be shaken. What gentleman are you talking about at this time?

The gentleman was never forced. If forced, it would be a nerd. Yu Guoyu is useless and wasteful.

Sima Guang's voice came from the well, and it sounded dull: "Heart is right, heart is right, and this is the foundation of all things. If the heart is not right, everything is illusory ... The so-called sincerity, the so-called knowledge of things, from You have to start when you are young, but this does not conflict with sincerity and heart, and it must be in parallel ... so that you can be one with your body ... "

Wang Jia frowned and said: "Sima Guang's remarks are quite reasonable."

This kind of study of the principles of life is not what young people like. At this time, someone in front of him started cooking, and Wang Ju sucked his nose and hurried to get something to eat.

A man from the Imperial City was preparing breakfast. Wang Jiao glanced at it, but he just warmed the dried cakes and then dried some pickles. Two cakes per person, a dried pickle, like salted radish.

Wang Jiao took a bite of salted radish, and the taste was unexpectedly good, but the cake was very bad.

Barely ate 70%, and Wang Jiao and Zhao Zhongzhen went to the well.

Zhang Baian came over and asked, "How?"

Zhao Zhongzheng said: "There is a way to do this, but I don't know if he can bear it."

Is there a way?

Zhang Banian's eyes flashed with light, and said: "Xiao Langjun just talk."

Zhao Zhong probe looked down and asked, "Can it be cold below?"

"Not cold, warm!"

Inoue is cold and windy, is it not cold downstairs?

"This well has been abandoned for many years. It has long been depleted of water vapor and is very dry."

If there is water vapor, the cold will attack.

It's so simple.

Zhao Zhongzhen asked with a straight face: "How much was it when I pulled it earlier?"

Sima Guang thought about it, "Not much."

Zhao Zhongzheng nodded and said, "So there is a way."

A group of rough guys from the Imperial City Division were watching him, and they did not believe that this ancestor could save Sima Guang.

There is no way for us as a group, you just learned the mischief of that **** ... you thought you were a good person?

Zhao Zhongzheng said: "First, from now on, only drink water, not food. Second, don't be around, blocking the air circulation."

"that's it?"

Zhang Banian felt that this matter was not very reliable.

"Isn't this Pigu?"

"Hey! Do you want to make Sima Hungry thin?"

"When should I go hungry?"

"Don't starve to death ..."

"Skinny and hungry can pull it up, but how long will it take?"

"......"

Everyone was talking for a while, Zhang Banian also felt that he had no idea, but currently there is no good way for Sima Guang's plight, so ...

He walked to the dry well and said to the following: "Sima Jianyuan, may you be hungry for a few days?"

The following Sima Guang had heard Zhao Zhongzheng just now, and he said, "This matter ... Is Shen An available?"

You trust Shen An?

Sima Guang and Shen An had several contradictions. Under such circumstances, Sima Guang even chose to trust Shen An and had to let Zhang Baian feel a little bit confused.

So Zhang Banian returned to Beijing again and happened to catch Shen An, who had just arrived home, into the palace.

"How long have you been hungry?"

Zhen Zhen does not know how to lose weight, and he has never experienced the pain of hunger. He touched his belly subconsciously and asked, "How many days can I lose weight after being hungry?"

Shen An scolded Zhao Zhongzheng and Wang Jiao in his heart, but at this moment he could only endorse them: "Your Majesty, this man is divided into normal and dry, and the third is obesity. Sima Guang is a little fat, and his abdomen is mostly fat. And If you want to consume fat, you must diet or exercise. Sima Guang naturally does not exercise, so it can break the valley ... No, it is dieting. "

"Diet can make the belly smaller?"

Old people have small bellies, and Zhao Zhen is no exception. He looked at his stomach and thought it was a symbol of blessing.

Shen An nodded forcefully: "Can!"

Whether he could or did not lose weight, but he had read a lot of propaganda.

Weight loss first reduces belly, diet first thin belly, these concepts can be seen everywhere.

Even if he couldn't, he had to endorse Zhao Zhongzheng's kid, and he couldn't pull it up by then ...

"At that time ... What if I can't pull it up?"

Zhen Zhen apparently also thought of this problem.

Shen An said seriously: "If the official family can't pull it up, it means that Sima Guang is too fat ..."

If you can't pull it up, you still have to continue to reduce it, but you have to eat at that time, eat a small amount.

Zhao Zhen covered his forehead. At this time, there were no extra court officials, and Chen Zhongheng dared to speak. "Officials, everyone has no way, this is no way."

Yes! If there is no way to do it, how long can Sima Guang support?

"Go ahead."

Zhao Zhen agreed to the plan, and even asked Chen Zhongheng to go to the palace of Huayuan County to ask Zhao Yunliang ’s father and son about Pigu ’s reaction. As a result, he was not happy with his father and son. Looking forward to the good news.

They thought that this was what the official family valued themselves, but they didn't know that Sima Guang had gone into the well while they were in Fuzhong Pigu.

"... Guan's family, the king of Huayuan County said that hunger is fine for three or four days. If you can still eat some fruits every day, then the four or five days will be fine ..."

Zhen Zhen finally felt relieved, but Zaifu were a little puzzled.

"This is to turn Sima Guang into a thin person? But how does the old man feel that he hasn't had time to become thin ... It is estimated that he has to become dead."

This is the political affairs hall. Zeng Gongliang is talking about the life and death of Sima Guang without any shyness.

Han Qi also tore off his mask: "The two youngsters are ghosting, and the old man is unbelievable. But why does Shen An say it well? That's his miscellaneous knowledge, Zhao Zhongzheng and his good friend. Anyone can object, he must agreed!"

This is the endorsement!

Whether you are right or not, brother first give you a like, of course, six or six is ​​enough.

Ouyang Xiu did not speak, because he also felt unreliable.

The three people present were all big-bellied poops. When you take off your clothes, you can see the loose and fat belly. They have also been troubled by their belly, but there is no way they can't get it.

But Shen An even said that she can lose her stomach after a few days of hunger ...

These high-weighted people are naturally not hungry, so they scoff at this.

Are you trying to deceive us to Pigu?

……

Shen An slipped out of the city and went outside the city. When he saw the flying village, the surroundings were already encamped by the people of the Imperial City Division, and there were tents everywhere.

"Have seen the edict."

"You are finally here!"

"......"

The people of the Imperial City Division are somewhat relieved. Shen An thought what happened? Can't Sima Guang support it?

He walked over, and when he saw the dry well, he also saw Zhao Zhongzheng and Wang Xu.

Zhao Zhongzhen lay on the edge of the well and shouted at the following: "... Sima Jianyuan, may it be pulled? Yes, first untie the trousers, pay attention to the trousers! Let your legs move forward, tilt ... well, try Try to make sure you do n’t get caught in your pants ... "

Wang Jiao fiddled with a man and asked him to bend his legs forward, which immediately caused a stone to fall from his hip.

"Relax, don't fall into your pants!"

What kind of sin did Laozi make in his last life! Actually know these two little beasts!

Shen An saw that they were playing with these things, but he couldn't help but feel guilty, and wanted to kick them into the dry well one by one.

Then Wang Jiao and Zhao Zhongzhen came back with their noses covered. After seeing Shen An, both of them were straight-faced, "Brother Anbe just came, please also give pointers."

What am I pointing?

By this time, Shen An could only stand still all the way.

"This is a great deal."

After waiting for the secluded place, Shen An was angry, one by one.

"Sima Guang's belly fat is hypertrophy, forcibly pulled up, even if it hurts, it's okay, just leave it in the medical hall and keep it for ten days and a half months. The two of you ... the structure of fat hasn't been told to you?"

Wang Jiao opened the folding fan a few times, and said, "Brother Anbe doesn't know, if it's a deadlift, how can he show his versatile skills ... They don't know that if you don't eat, you lose your stomach ... But we know! "

Shen An kicked off and scolded: "Do you think you are a fairy? Get out!"

From the miscellaneous knowledge of later generations, there are many knowledge points that are magical. Wang Jia began to be perfunctory. After those knowledge points were verified one by one, this fellow became more and more immortal.

Brother's IQ can crush everyone in the world. Now I have learned this miscellaneous knowledge and learned that the origin of all things in the world and the distance between you and ordinary people are getting bigger and bigger. Who can understand this loneliness?

Kicked the kicking guy, Shen An stared at Zhao Zhongzhen with poor eyesight.

Zhao Zhongzheng said sincerely: "Brother Anbe, that Sima Guang is afraid of pain! The youngest person sees no one screaming, and it hurts when he hears it ... and the younger person can't see blood ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Thinking of bleeding him When you pull up, the younger brother has ... "

Shen An stared at him coldly and said, "What about tears? Don't just **** your nose, let me see a few drops of crocodile tears."

Zhao Zhongzheng asked innocently, "What is a crocodile?"

Shen An subconsciously explained: "It is the dragon. The tears of the dragon are not sad. It has a transparent film on its eyes. The film is blocked when diving, and the film is used to protect the eyes when going ashore. Tears to lubricate ... Also, crocodiles will cry when they eat ... "

Zhao Zhongzheng asked curiously: "This is tears for hunting logistics?"

He folded his hands together and said sincerely: "It's a good person, no, it's a good beast."

Uh! Alligator's tears represent hypocrisy in later generations!

Shen An said: "No, after the crocodile eats its prey, the salt in the body will increase, so it needs to weep to expel the excess salt."

"Brother Anbe, the younger brother, finally knows the mystery of the tears of the dragon ..."

Wang Jiao sneered on the side, Zhao Zhongzheng glared at him.

Do n’t disturb me

Shen An has successfully forgotten that he wants to clean up this kid.

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