Great Medicine Without Borders
Chapter 174 Duan Zishou (seeking tickets at the end of the month)
Wu Ruiying said: "That can't be guaranteed, Chen Ke doesn't look like a person with a strong revolutionary will."
Huang Liancheng is also a waste at heart, and when he gets excited, he shows his original shape: "You have to grasp it with both hands, when you should be as hard as iron, you should be as hard as iron, and when you should be as soft as mud, you should be as soft as mud."
At this time, the whole haggis was served, and Pan Hongwei used his serving chopsticks to hold a whip for Huang Liancheng: "Director Huang, you must be as firm as iron after eating this dish."
Yu Xiangdong smiled and said, "Director Huang is so young and doesn't need it at all."
Huang Liancheng said: "Why don't you need it? The younger you are, the more you consume, right Xiao Xu."
Xu Chunliang smiled: "Director Huang is still experienced, and the backward in this area should learn more from the advanced." The more he drinks in the system, the more he likes to talk about this kind of topic, which is probably related to the habit of pretending to be serious and suppressed in the work unit. When it came to this kind of private gathering, they showed their true colors one by one.
Everyone laughed again, and Xu Chunliang answered cleverly.
Tang Mingmei said: "Xiao Xu and Xiao Cheng are not married, so don't teach the children badly."
Huang Liancheng said meaningfully: "Director Tang is distressed."
Everyone laughed a bit perfunctorily this time, after all, they had heard about the scandal between Tang Mingmei and Xu Chunliang, so everyone was avoiding this aspect, but Huang Liancheng blurted out that there was something wrong with the pot, and there was some confusion among colleagues. Jokes can be made, but some jokes cannot be made. If they cross the line, they may turn their faces on the spot.
Tang Mingmei smiled and said: "Xiao Xu is my younger brother, of course I feel distressed, I warn you, you are not allowed to bully him, whoever bullies him, I will drink him down."
Xu Chunliang half-truthfully said: "Sister Tang, Director Huang bullied me."
In fact, Tang Mingmei had long been displeased with Huang Liancheng, so she raised her glass and said, "Director Huang, I'll make a deal with you."
Huang Liancheng is also a good drinker: "Just fix it, Director Tang wants to fix as many as I want."
The people on the side booed one after another, Tang Mingmei and Huang Liancheng drank a glass full, and there was applause.
Tang Mingmei had another good thing come in pairs. After drinking two glasses of wine, Coptis chinensis became wilted. Everyone in a hospital knew how much they could drink. Huang Liancheng is the type who takes the initiative to seek abuse. This is only Tang Mingmei's move, Xu Chunliang didn't make a move.
They already drank too much as soon as they saw the first hot dish. Everyone knew that Huang Liancheng had offended Tang Mingmei with his unscrupulous words.
The person was invited by Pan Hongwei, of course he didn't want Huang Liancheng to look bad on the spot, so he helped smooth things over and said, "Director Huang, I don't know anything else, his tongue is already as hard as iron."
Huang Liancheng said: "I...it's fine...come...have another drink..."
Tang Mingmei considered that she belonged to a hospital after all, so she didn't continue to pursue and kill her. If she really wanted to make another cup, this guy would have to be pushed under the table.
At this time, the waiter brought up an egg yolk corn, which was specially ordered for the lady.
Security Section Chief Yu Xiangdong saw some silence, and began to chat with jokes: "I heard a story about corn at dinner a few days ago, and I will tell everyone to help everyone enjoy the drink."
Wu Ruiying said: "Could it be another dirty joke?"
Chen Guangming said: "Just don't worry about it, Chief Yu is never a vegetarian."
Tang Mingmei said: "Your boy is the worst."
Cheng Xiaohong followed up and said, "He's not bad, he's Mensao."
Everyone laughed.
Peng! Hearing the sound of his head hitting the table, Huang Liancheng couldn't hold it anymore, and fell asleep on the spot on the table.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang is really particular. He doesn't even eat hot dishes, which saves me money."
Everyone laughed, mostly gloating.
Yu Xiangdong told his story: "There were two corn kernels who got married. The next morning, the male corn kernel woke up and found popcorn lying beside him. He asked strangely: "Hey, who are you? My wife What?" He paused deliberately at this point.
Wu Ruiying, the director of the physical examination center, thought she had guessed the reason: "Popcorn is also made of corn. Is he stupid? If you change your hair type, you won't recognize him."
Yu Xiangdong said with a smile: "Popcorn said shyly: "If you blow him up with a cannonball, you won't know him anymore."
Wu Ruiying laughed, turned around and sprayed a mouthful of water on the ground.
Others also laughed up and down.
Pan Hongwei said, "Yu Ke, I really sympathize with my sister-in-law."
If you can't taste the words carefully, you can't laugh.
Xu Chunliang didn't laugh so exaggeratedly, he found that at the dinner party of the government unit, there was no meal without meat, and he went to the village to do as the Romans did, and listened to relieve boredom.
Yu Xiangdong pointed to Wu Ruiying and said, "Your lipstick is all gone."
Wu Ruiying took out a wet wipe from her handbag and wiped her mouth.
Yu Xiangdong said again: "In the past, a beautiful woman found that her lipstick was too heavy. She wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man behind picked it up. After looking at it for a long time, she realized what it was. She caught up and said: Miss , this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!"
Tang Mingmei burst into tears, Cheng Xiaohong's face was flushed with laughter, Yu Xiangdong is really an old slut.
Only Huang Liancheng didn't smile, he must have heard the movement, and said, "I didn't drink too much..."
Tang Mingmei said: "Director Huang, if you haven't drunk too much, keep drinking."
Huang Liancheng waved his hands: "I... can't do it..." He got up and ran outside.
Yu Xiangdong sighed and said, "Director Huang is not persistent." Another burst of laughter arose.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang is drinking too much, I'll go and have a look." He set up a game, and it's always bad if something happens to someone.
Chen Guangming asked him to sit, and said that he would go and have a look. He was closer to the door and it was easier to get in and out.
Tang Mingmei took the initiative to drink a glass of wine with Xu Chunliang: "Director Xu, congratulations, you have been reused by Zhao Yuan."
Yu Xiangdong said: "Now we have to call Dean Xu."
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "Chief Yu, don't make fun of me. No one here is more senior than me."
Yu Xiangdong said: "Now you are the frontier official of the Megatron side."
Everyone else followed suit, and Xu Chunliang corrected him. Jin Yonghao, the chief official in the frontier, was the vice president of the branch and was honorary. The task assigned to him by President Zhao was to handle the transfer of property rights. After this matter was completed, he The historical mission has been completed.
At this time, there was shouting and cursing outside, Xu Chunliang felt that something was wrong, got up and went out to have a look, but Huang Liancheng vomited out on the way to the bathroom, and the vomit splashed on the trouser leg of a passing customer , the other party got angry, and grabbed Huang Liancheng to beat him.
Chen Guangming hurriedly stopped him, repeatedly apologizing to the other party, Huang Liancheng woke up after spitting out the wine, seeing the other party's vicious look, his face turned pale with fright.
Xu Chunliang went over to see that he knew the guest, he was Ding Si who was punished by him in Minnan Seafood City in the past.
Seeing Xu Chunliang, Ding Si was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Huang Liancheng was with him. Although Ding Si was used to being domineering, he had stumbled at Xu Chunliang's hands before, and he was still afraid of Xu Chunliang until now, and he immediately became angry. It disappeared, and hurriedly greeted: "Director Xu!"
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "Boss Ding, why are you so angry?" Actually, he understood when he came here, if Huang Liancheng is really hated by others, this kind of person will inevitably be beaten in society.
Chen Guangming explained the situation again. At this time, Ding Si's friends at the same table also heard the news.
Huang Liancheng was so frightened that his head drooped like a pupil who made a mistake. At the beginning, the expression on the wine table disappeared at all. Xu Chunliang secretly laughed at this guy as a coward, and said to Ding Si: "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry, our Huang The director drank too much, why don't you take off your clothes and we'll find you a place to dry clean them."
How dare Ding Si let him wash his clothes, and said with a smile: "Director Xu, I didn't know it was your friend, they are all my own, it's okay, it's okay." He waved his hand and signaled those at the same table to leave Xu Chunliang asked Huang Liancheng to apologize to Ding Si, right and wrong were clear, and Xu Chunliang didn't have to turn to him.
This incident was indeed caused by Huang Liancheng's rudeness first, no matter what he did, he couldn't spit it out on others, and today he could only admit that he was unlucky.
Because of this episode, everyone's drinking mood was also affected, so Tang Mingmei suggested to end it early.
When Pan Hongwei went to pay the bill, he heard that Director Xu's friend Mr. Ding had already paid the bill. Pan Hongwei said to Xu Chunliang: "Look, I agreed to treat you, why did you ask your friend to settle the bill?"
Xu Chunliang and Ding Si are not friends. When he was going out, he saw Ding Si seeing someone off at the door. Xu Chunliang went over to say hello to him. Although the process of getting acquainted was not pleasant, he respected him so much. In front of so many colleagues It also gave him enough face.
Ding Si asked Xu Chunliang for advice if he had something to do, and invited Xu Chunliang to a place far away from the crowd.
Ding Si whispered: "Director Xu, my time is a bit short recently."
Xu Chunliang knowingly asked: "Why is it a bit short?"
Ding Si was a little embarrassed: "In that regard, I used to be able to do it for more than half an hour, but now I stop after a few tinkerings."
Xu Chunliang said: "What do you mean? Blame me?"
Ding Si quickly shook his head and said: "I'm not blaming you, how dare I blame you, last time you prescribed that medicine for me, it was very effective, but I was having stomach problems, I took a few more medicines according to that prescription, and the situation improved after drinking it , but the stamina is too great."
Xu Chunliang suppressed a smile, this is also a reckless bastard, I deliberately teased you at the beginning, you still dare to drink, many times men do not hesitate to test themselves for this aspect.
Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you using drugs indiscriminately? The situation at that time was different from yours now, and you can't use the same drug."
Ding Sidao: "Director Xu, I know you have a secret recipe in Huichun Hall, see if you can help me."
Xu Chunliang said, "Isn't there Western medicine?"
Ding Si sighed and said: "I went to the Andrology Clinic, they prescribed Jin Ge and Ai Tingjiu for me, but the effect was not obvious, and it's not that I can't get hard, I'm... you know."
Xu Chunliang said: "Well, I'll go back and ask my grandfather to see what he can do."
Ding Sidao: "Thank you very much, Director Xu, can I add your WeChat? I will send you the specific symptoms later."
Xu Chunliang added his WeChat account.
After Xu Chunliang got into the car, Cheng Xiaohong couldn't restrain her curiosity, and asked him why he and Ding Si had been chatting for so long?
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