Great Power Army Reclamation
Chapter 691 On-site Teaching
Putting the teaching aids on the podium for him, Ye Yuze turned around and went down to find a seat. But he didn't expect Old John to call him. Introducing to the audience:
"Now let me introduce to you a magical oriental boy, Yu Ze, Ye." Foreigners have never understood the pronunciation of Chinese names. This is not my fault. This is due to the difference in language habits.
Ye Yuze suddenly remembered that he had an English name and quickly reminded John. "Old man, my name is Tyson."
Old John was overjoyed. He didn't expect this kid to read a catchy name? Immediately re-introduce: "I told you about Chinese medicine in the last class, and about the own medicine in the mysterious Eastern country. They can diagnose your condition without any instruments, just by touching your wrist with their fingers."
Having said this, Old John opened the box he brought with him, pulled out the longest silver needle and shook it at everyone: "And their treatment method only needs to prick you with this!"
"Buzz!" There was a noise below. Although Harvard has jointly established a research institute with Tangcheng Medical College. Liu Xiangdong also became a visiting professor here. But these are limited to the actions of a small upper-class circle.
Every time Liu Xiangdong came here, he only guided a few graduate students studying pharmaceuticals on some theories of Chinese herbal medicine, and never gave any lectures. That's why Old John's words caused a sensation.
You know, American students are not as well-behaved as Chinese students. At this time, a boy with several dreadlocks stood up and asked: "Professor John, since this Oriental is so magical, can I ask him to see a doctor? My balls hurt."
There was a burst of laughter in the audience. In China, such students would have been kicked out long ago. But here, Old John didn't care at all.
He smiled slightly: "Well Johnny, please lie down on the diagnosis bed. Ask Tyson to diagnose you, and then prick you with a needle!"
Ye Yuze always wanted to correct him. That was called treatment, not pricking you. But think about it and forget it. The old man probably wants to emphasize a unique treatment method, right?
Seeing the provocation of this guy named Johnny, Ye Yuze decided to teach him a lesson. Although Ye Yuze doesn't like studying anymore, how can a great Chinese medicine doctor allow a little miscellaneous fish to provoke him? If he doesn't give him some color, he won't know that pepper water is also red.
The diagnostic bed is on one side of the podium, making it easily visible to students in the classroom. Johnny walked up to the podium with small square steps, shaking his head, chewing gum in his mouth. Ye Yuze wanted him to vomit, but after thinking about it, he decided not to do it. What if this kid had bad breath?
Let him lie down, and as soon as Ye Yuze's fingers touched his pulse, he knew that this kid was as strong as an ox. The pulse beats like a drum. If such a person is sick, it can only be mental illness. However, there is still some weakness, which must be related to excessiveness in some aspects.
However, Ye Yuze did not expose it and said in a voice that everyone could hear: "There is nothing wrong with him."
"Coax!" A fire broke out in the classroom. Young people here have never been taboo about such things, because it is part of young people's lives.
Johnny blushed, this was indeed a bit embarrassing. But now that he is on fire, he must not cause any trouble for this Oriental, otherwise he will be embarrassed in vain.
"Can't you cure it? Then cure it for me." Johnny yelled, holding his neck.
"Okay, then bear with me, I'll help you treat him now." Since this guy insisted on being stabbed, Ye Yuze was no longer polite. Since you are getting an acupuncture, of course you have to take off your clothes. Have him lie down on the diagnostic bed.
Johnny was wearing shorts and didn't forget to shout, okay, I'll be wilted. What should I do if you can’t cure me?
Ye Yuze looked at him contemptuously: "If I can't cure it, have you seen this box of needles? I will pierce myself."
Johnny nodded with satisfaction, this guy was also a second-rate guy. Another person might not dare to try this, just look at him.
I looked through Old John's needle box, picked out a few of the longest ones, lit an alcohol lamp to sterilize them, and then wiped them with cotton balls.
Johnny also began to tremble at this time. This needle is too long, I'm not afraid, it's just my mouth. Ye Yuze stopped talking. Start putting the needles in one by one.
Shenshu, Taixi, Guanyuan, Huihui, Taichong. As the needles were inserted one by one, Johnny's heart slowly relaxed and he felt nothing. It doesn't hurt, just a little numb.
The students in the audience were already silent. Where have they seen this scene before? The half-foot-long needles were inserted into the body one by one. Those girls have started to cover their eyes, they really don’t dare to look!
Ye Yuze didn't use many needles this time because he knew that this kid was actually fine. I'm afraid that if the stimulation is too severe, something unexpected will happen and I'll be in trouble.
But seeing this guy humming and enjoying himself made me angry. Find a moxa stick from the medicine box, break it into small pieces, insert it on the end of the needle and light it.
There was another commotion in the audience, and a girl covered her eyes and said: "What kind of treatment is this? The pricking is not enough, it will also cause burns. Will Johnny be alive in a while?"
As the moxa stick burned, the temperature of the silver needle began to rise. By this time, Johnny had begun to feel something, and the needle hole was numb and itchy.
You must know that people have a relatively strong tolerance for pain, but they basically have no tolerance for numbness and itching. Johnny's body began to writhe like a maggot.
Ye Yuze scolded: "Bear it, otherwise this bet will be forfeited!"
At this time, the students in the audience saw that Johnny was alive and well, and their fear was greatly reduced. His curiosity was aroused, and someone familiar cheered him up: "Come on Johnny!"
The moxa sticks finally burned out, and Johnny finally got through with his strong willpower. He looked at Ye Yuze proudly and provocatively.
When Ye Yuze saw that this kid was playing harp again, he simply turned up the heat and lifted, pulled, flicked, plucked, and twisted each needle. Every technique was used once.
At this moment, Johnny felt like countless ants were eating at his body, and he finally began to beg for mercy loudly: "No, I lost. Please pull it out."
Ye Yuze was obedient when he arrived and pulled it out immediately. Johnny lowered his head with a frustrated look on his face, but was very unconvinced: "Although I lost the bet, you didn't cure me. So you are lying. I will prick you with a needle like this. You also have to beg for mercy." !”
Everyone in the audience agreed, thinking that Johnny was right.
Ye Yuze smiled slightly:
Everyone followed his gaze and burst into laughter.
Johnny immediately protected his crotch with both hands and asked Ye Yuze nervously: "It won't always be like this, right?"
Ye Yuze looked at him helplessly: "Go find your girlfriend, hurry up!"
Old John, who had been watching, took the lead in applauding. The audience immediately burst into warm applause. He once again saw the magic of Chinese acupuncture.
At this time, another boy rushed up from the audience: "Brother, can you give me a prick too? My happiness depends entirely on you."
I want a ticket
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