Great Tang Broom Star

Jia Ping'an was led all the way into the harem and met Li Zhi.

Li Zhi thought it was absurd and wanted to repent, but as soon as he entered the bedroom, Mrs. Xiao couldn't help crying when she heard that Master Jia was coming.

When this woman started to cry, she was not the pear-blossoming and pitiful kind, but more charming, the kind that men fall in love with at the first sight.

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid that broom star will kill the concubine, Your Majesty..." Xiao Shi hugged Li Zhi's arm and twisted for a while.

Li Zhi frowned, "An expert said that it's okay to be three steps away from this person, so I let him stay outside the door and not come in."

Mrs. Xiao looked at the door, then at the bed...

Not three steps away!

"Come on!"

A group of servants were called, and they began to move the big bed with all their might.

Boom!

The bed boards collapsed.

Li Zhi: "..."

Xiao Shi: "..."

The servants: "..."

The emperor loves to sleep here the most, and this bed seems to be unbearable! It collapsed. Fortunately, it happened now. If it happened when the emperor was lying on it, with a bang, the emperor and Xiao Shi fell down...

"Changed!"

Jia Pingan outside the door watched dumbly as everyone carried the old bed out, and then made a new bed in.

Could it be that the emperor took a fancy to me and wanted to marry the princess to me?

Does this mean to let me have a bridal chamber in the palace?

Jia Pingan felt confused.

Later, Li Zhi came out and took a look at Master Jia before leaving. Although Wang Zhongliang swore that this young man was Liu Xiahui's rebirth, he still felt a little depressed.

"Good job."

This is to make me work hard for the bridal chamber?

The royal style is really bold!

Jia Pingan was thinking wildly, Wang Zhongliang came.

"Someone is invaded by evil spirits inside, so you stay outside the door, take a step in, chop off your feet, reach in, chop off your hands..."

Evil invades...

Now many problems are summed up as the invasion of external evils, such as neuropathy.

What does Jia Pingan want me to do?

Do you want to be a mascot?

"You are a broom star!" Wang Zhongliang took a step closer and said in a low voice: "There is a noble person inside, get her over with, hello, hello, hello everyone. If it's useless..."

Grab her?

The nobles in the palace are either emperor's women or princesses, how can they be restrained?

Jia Ping'an couldn't help being flustered in the wind, "This is absolutely impossible!"

"We don't care!" Wang Zhongliang said coldly: "Five days at most. After five days, you should be able to run freely. If this is not done well, we will let you lie down again."

hehe!

Jia Pingan has seen this kind of guy who pretends to be a tiger in his previous life a lot.

He immediately pretended to be afraid, and asked, "Dare to ask Wang Zhongguan, what are the symptoms of the nobleman?"

Seeing that he was frightened by himself, Wang Zhongliang was secretly proud of himself, and when he relaxed, he said casually; "Nightmare, seeing ghosts."

Wang Zhongliang left, and the two servants and two maids stayed behind to assist Master Jia, but they were more of a surveillance.

...

Wei Wushuang went all the way to Jiang Han's place, "Jia Pingan went to Xiao Shi's place."

Jiang Han's expression was cold, "What kind of nightmare is it for no reason? Don't do anything wrong, what kind of nightmare is she doing? She has been fighting endlessly with that person. This time she was invaded by external evils. He doesn't know how happy he is. Jia Ping'an entered the palace at this time , if it is done well, Mrs. Xiao will be mean and won't appreciate him. But that one will remember him...so..."

"It's not human inside and out." The long-legged girl was startled, "Gong Zheng, so it's hard for him to enter the palace this time?"

Jiang Han nodded, "I didn't want to care about it, but how helpful Su Ho is, by the way, what do you think he means to Su Ho?"

Well!

Wei Wushuang was at a loss, "Su Ho told me..."

I have said it many times.

Every time Su Ho likes to whisper to Wei Wushuang about Master Jia.

"It's Jia Ping'an who is kind and brings her food every time."

Wei Wushuang thought for a while, and said with admiration: "He can be spotless even when he goes to the brothel, which shows his heart..."

Jiang Han took a look at Wei Wushuang and sighed suddenly, "Actually, this has nothing to do with xinxing. I've seen men look like that... When I see a woman, I feel short of breath and can't wait... This is the true nature of a man. Ping An is still young..."

Wei Wushuang was surprised, "Is there something wrong with him?"

Jiang Han nodded, "I've seen court ladies seduce the prince before, and the prince can't resist at all. Jia Ping'an is not tempted to be embraced by the top prostitute in the brothel, I'm afraid there is something wrong."

this……

Wei Wushuang couldn't help sympathizing with Master Jia's experience, "It's exactly the same as the servant."

Jiang Han said with a smile: "Your Majesty can let him go to the harem, mostly because he feels that he is inhumane, so... I am relieved."

Thinking that I can safely let my niece contact him in the future, my mother is in a good mood!

"You find an opportunity to tell him, it's the best..." Jiang Han's eyes became colder, he shook his head and said, "Just pretend, don't worry about it!"

Wei Wushuang took it for granted.

The fight between the gods brought disaster to Xiao Jia, he neither advanced nor retreated.

...

Jia Ping'an's buttocks still hurt, and he couldn't sit down for a long time.

He just stood there and wandered around. A palace maid stood inside the door, looking at her coldly.

The two servants were muttering and being lazy on one side, and the two maids were pointing at Jia Pingan on the other side.

Still young lady!

Jia Ping dawdled over and said in a low voice, "You two ladies..."

One court lady was in her twenties, and the other in her thirties. Master Jia opened his mouth as a young lady, and it was as if later generations would call a girl out of conscience when they saw a woman with wrinkles at the corners of their eyes.

As expected, the two maids laughed and became much more cordial.

Coupled with the addition of Master Jia's appearance with red lips and white teeth, the attitude of the two court ladies became more cordial.

"You two ladies, I want to ask..."

The palace maid inside suddenly coughed dryly, "Don't inquire."

Jia Pingan laughed and said, "A certain's buttock...was injured, can I ask for a softer cushion?"

Many people know that Master Jia was beaten. Such things are not against the rules, so Jia Ping'an thinks it's not a big problem.

The young court lady glanced at the palace maid inside in embarrassment.

The court lady said with a straight face: "If you are asked to do something, do your best, don't say these things are useless."

Mother Hippie!

This woman is really mean!

But she is the person next to the nobleman, and her words are useful.

The maid said in a low voice: "It's Mrs. Xiao..."

Jia Pingan nodded gratefully.

Mrs. Xiao, isn't that Li Zhi's favorite woman?

This woman has nightmares...

In an instant, Jia Pingan had a hundred ways to solve this matter. For example, he directly said that he was cheated, that someone had murdered Mrs. Xiao, and Mrs. Wang would be suspected afterward...

But he really didn't want to provoke matters in the palace, so... he could only resort to conventional means.

But how to solve the nightmare?

Jia Pingan was pacing.

Later, someone brought dinner, just a few cakes.

After eating the cake, Jia Pingan leaned against the wall and squinted his eyes to rest.

At night, his life was even more difficult.

Because he couldn't sit still, he went to ask for a quilt, and wrapped himself up on the ground.

It didn't take long for him to shiver with cold, but no one could help him.

His task is to squat here at night to overcome the evil spirits of the nobleman.

"ah……"

Just when Jia Ping'an was in a daze, a scream came from inside.

"There is a ghost!"

The lamps were already lit inside, but now everyone went in and lit up everything they could.

Xiao Shi got up in horror, pointed to the corner and said, "There they are!"

The corner was empty and nothing could be seen, but everyone made up their minds and couldn't help feeling horrified.

"Where is the broom star? Where is he?" Xiao yelled hysterically.

"He's just outside."

"It's useless!" Xiao scolded, "It's just trash! Go tell Your Majesty!"

Jia Pingan who was awakened felt hehe, knowing that this was a nightmare.

But this matter has to be resolved, otherwise it will be a thorn in the emperor's side.

How can it be solved?

If he pretends to be a ghost, the name of the broom star will be rampant again, and the day when everyone shouts and beats him is not far away.

He remembered the analysis he had seen in his previous life.

Nightmares are mostly caused by the negative stimulation of something, or even long-term stimulation. These stimuli lead to anxiety followed by nightmares.

What is Xiao Shi worried about?

She probably couldn't do without Wang Shi, and she couldn't rest easy unless she got rid of this old opponent.

But there is a small circle of endorsements behind the Wang family. Later, Li Zhi and Wu Mei begged the eldest grandson Wuji in order to abolish the empress, but they only got cold faces.

So Xiao's wish is impossible to realize.

Then there is no end to this anxiety.

The more I think about it, the more irritable I become.

End up having nightmares.

At that time, experts said that it is best to listen to some soft music, such as Beethoven.

But Master Jia doesn’t know these things!

Can he sing a song? It is reckoned that Li Zhi will kill him half-death when he turns around.

but……

He said to the two servants: "Is there a wooden fish?"

The two servants shook their heads, not knowing what wooden fish he was talking about.

Is it not there yet?

Jia Ping'an was ill and went to the doctor in a hurry, "Then get a bamboo pole."

...

Li Zhi slept with Mrs. Wang tonight.

There was a sudden noise outside, as well as shouting and cursing.

"what happened?"

He sat up, Wang Shi also woke up, got up and said: "I'm afraid there is something wrong."

The servant's voice came from outside, "Your Majesty, it's Xiao's side."

Xiao Shi and Wang Shi are deadly rivals, so naturally there will be no good fruit for her people to come.

"What's the matter?" Li Zhi's voice was a little hoarse.

"It is said that there is another nightmare over there."

Wang's heart was filled with gloating, but she sighed with sympathy: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid this is contaminated with some kind of karma. The so-called sowing melons reaps melons, sowing beans reaps beans..."

Xiao's bitch must be a freak.

"That broom star is useless?" Li Zhi couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, "Forget it, I'll go and have a look."

The emperor actually wants to go to that bitch overnight, what about me?

Where is my wife?

My old lady will be the queen next year, so you have to worry about that bitch! Where do you put my wife?

The biggest problem for Mrs. Wang is that she has no children, but the power behind her is huge, no matter what Mrs. Xiao does, she will not be able to shake her position...

But one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

This slut, Mrs. Xiao, often ridicules her as a hen that doesn't lay eggs, she really deserves to die.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Wang hugged the emperor's arm, and said coquettishly like a girl: "Your Majesty, the dew is heavy at night, and it is easy to catch cold when going out..."

You hold me, my heart is chilling!

Li Zhi narrowed his eyes and said, "I will come as soon as I go."

"Your Majesty..." Mrs. Wang thought of the recent news that the emperor likes to go to Ganye Temple.

There is also a bitch in Ganye Temple, that Wu Mei.

Men are restless things. The emperor loves Xiao Shi, but he also seems to like that Wu Mei. If Wu Mei is introduced...the two tigers are fighting, and the old lady will watch the fun from the sidelines, wouldn't it be fun?

Wu Mei's background is not considered prominent, and she can't compare to a woman like Xiao Shi who is supported by a powerful family behind her. She can't stiffen her back, and I can easily control her and make her my right-hand man...

Various thoughts were spinning in Wang's mind...

...

The bamboo tube was found and it was completely dried.

Jia Pingan got another stick, squatted there by himself, and tapped lightly...

"Boom!"

Very monotonous sound.

Xiao Shi, who was still terrified inside, froze for a moment.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

The court lady who had been staring at Jia Pingan came out and scolded: "Beating at night, you're going to die! Someone, get him away!"

The Xiao family was favored by the emperor, and his family was domineering, so the people around him followed suit. Except for the emperor, no one seemed to notice her.

The faces of the few people outside were ugly, and the two maids muttered.

"Tell him not to knock, so as not to offend others." The elderly court lady hadn't heard the name "little lady" for many years, so she took good care of Master Jia with red lips and white teeth.

The young maid went over, and just about to speak, Xiao's roar came from inside, "Shut up!"

Everyone: "..."

What does it mean?

Shut up, not stop.

The court lady who scolded was startled, thinking why me?

The maid who wanted to remind Jia Ping'an was taken aback, and looked back at the older maid.

The older maid shook her head, motioning to stop talking.

Boom!

Jia Ping tapped the bamboo tube in a leisurely manner.

Xiao Shi inside leaned on the bed and slowly closed his eyes.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

This monotonous voice was extraordinarily ethereal in her ears.

Listening to this voice, she felt that those fears gradually dissipated, and she felt exhausted.

The people in the room watched her fall asleep with dumbstruck eyes, and even started snoring.

hell!

In the past few days, Xiao's sleep has been poor, and it is easy to wake up at the slightest movement. And often have nightmares in the middle of the night, and then toss until dawn to continue to sleep.

It's still early in the morning! According to the law, she should be afraid at this moment and want the emperor to accompany her.

But the emperor hadn't come yet, and everyone was not tired yet, so she went to sleep first as a respect.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

The sound of rip-offs outside is still there.

The young maid suddenly said, "I'm so sleepy!"

Everyone also feels this way.

"Why?"

Everyone is a well-proven night-stayer, and it's okay to stay up for a few days without sleeping with the nobleman, but they get sleepy.

why?

Everyone looked at each other.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

The monotonous voice came.

A maid blinked her eyes, "Could it be this voice?"

"No way."

"Why not? Sometimes I can sleep soundly when I hear the rain hitting the tiles."

"But... this is a foreign evil!"

yes!

This is an external evil, and it cannot be eliminated by just hitting the tiles with rain.

"Is this the method of the broom star?"

Someone's eyes lit up, "It must be him doing tricks!"

So everyone left their hands to watch Mrs. Xiao, while others quietly came out to watch Master Jia.

Jia Ping'an was squatting there, beating bamboo bars with a stick.

Such a thing is very boring to do, and Jia Ping'an himself feels sleepy. In order to dispel his drowsiness, he thought of Big Boss Fa Hai.

"Dawei Tianlong, World-Honored One, Da Luo Dharma mantra, please, please, slowly..."

He felt very quiet.

There is only the sound of oneself beating the stick.

So he looked back.

Li Zhi was standing behind him, Wang Zhongliang was dumbfounded...

At this moment, there were more than 20 people standing outside, all with facial paralysis.

Li Zhi's eyelids twitched, and then he entered the bedroom.

In the dormitory, Mrs. Xiao had already lay down, not snoring loudly.

Seeing her calm appearance, Li Zhi was secretly surprised, and asked in a low voice, "But outside?"

The female officer nodded, Li Zhi frowned, "Go out and talk."

He went out quietly, took more than ten steps to the side, and stood in a dark place.

The female officer's heart was beating like thunder, thinking that His Majesty is going to attack me?

Then should I refuse to welcome, or take the initiative to undress?

She walked into the dark place, lowered her head slightly, her eyelashes fluttering non-stop.

It is said that this action can make a man tempted!

"Tell me about the previous things." The emperor was like a scumbag who broke the illusion of the female official.

The biggest wish of the women in the palace is to sleep with the emperor, but the fish jumped out of the dragon's gate and the bird came out of the cage.

The female officer felt lost, and said: "The nobleman had a nightmare earlier, just like in the past. Then Sao Baxing invited someone to get bamboo to beat it. It is strange to say that the sound sounds boring, but the nobleman is relaxed..."

That's why you didn't hear his spell!

The female officer was in the room all the time, and did not hear those words that Master Jia recited indiscriminately.

Li Zhi recited those incantations silently in his heart, and ordered: "What happened tonight...do not spread to outsiders."

"yes."

Later, everyone was given a ban.

But Li Zhi didn't know the importance of gossip to the people in the palace. In this depressing place, gossip is the spiritual food that supports everyone's survival.

"That's not a broom star's way to kill people." Wang Zhongliang said beside Li Zhi, "Your Majesty, I'm worried that it's crooked."

Li Zhi was noncommittal.

Back to Wang's side, she still didn't sleep, and woke up brightly. Seeing the emperor coming back, he asked with concern, "What's going on over there?"

Li Zhi was a little tired, and said while undressing: "It's safe now."

The quilt was pulled into twists in Yu's hands, and Wang could no longer maintain a smile on his face.

That bitch, is he safe?

She prepared means to get people to spread rumors, saying that the Xiao family had done too many bad things and was guilty of the heavens, that's why they were invaded by external evils. Can……

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid this external evil will not heal for a while, but my concubine is worried about your health, and you are always woken up in the middle of the night..." Wang's expression was gloomy, and he looked like an old driver, no, an old drama player.

But Li Zhi is the chief director.

He knew what the woman was thinking, "Probably there is a way. Go to sleep."

Wang's heart felt sore like being pricked by a needle, "So the broom star is working?"

Li Zhi fell asleep while lying down, and ignored her.

Wang's heart was entangled, and she couldn't fall asleep.

"Um……"

The emperor beside him suddenly babbled in his sleep...

As the saying goes, telling the truth after drinking, the same is true for dream talking.

Wang's eyes widened, wishing she could make her ears ten times bigger, so she leaned over to listen carefully.

"Dawei Tianlong, World-Honored One, Da Luo Dharma mantra, please, please, slowly..."

What the hell is this?

Wang was dumbfounded.

Wang Zhongliang also took the opportunity to fall asleep.

"There's probably something wrong with those who play tricks." He always felt that something was missing from Master Jia's appearance.

but……

In a daze, that scene appeared in his mind.

Jia Ping squatted there with a calm expression, beating the bamboo tube rhythmically with the stick in his hand, and chanting spells in his mouth.

"Dawei Tianlong, World-Honored One, Da Luo Dharma mantra, please, please, slowly..."

Wang Zhongliang gradually fell into dreamland...

In the palace, the maids who were sleeping at the moment were also silently reciting this passage.

"Dawei Tianlong, World-Honored One, Da Luo Dharma mantra, please, please, slowly..."

...

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