Great Tang Broom Star

"Datang broom star ()"

Jia Pingan looked at him seriously, "I think you look familiar."

The servant was startled, "We have never seen you before."

Jia Pingan frowned, "I think you should be wearing white clothes, you can easily leap over the roof, no matter how many enemies can stop you...Your figure is as fast as a ghost..."

The servant's complexion changed slightly.

His body shape is like a ghost, this is his secret, even the emperor does not know.

How did this boy know?

There was murderous intent in his eyes.

Of course, killing people is impossible.

"Someone saw it in a dream, saw you being besieged and killed, saw you give up resistance for the sake of love, and was severely injured..."

The story of the invincibility of the East is told.

The servant was inexplicably moved.

Is that so?

It's not that he's stupid.

It's the sensationalism of Tai Te Niang that Jia Ping'an said.

"Finally fell into the cliff."

Jia Pingan sighed and looked around, it's a pity that there is no guqin, but even if he had it, he wouldn't know it.

"The sea laughs..."

A singing song, the waiter couldn't help being moved.

If it is said that there are some deceitful elements in the front, then this kind of heroic song comes out casually, which shows that all of this is probably true.

Did he really dream about our past lives?

The servant drifted away, "Our name is Shen Qiu."

"Mother, I'm finally leaving."

Jia Ping's back was wet.

The second son in the family is good at fighting, but he is helpless in the face of such mysterious and unpredictable characters.

He walked out of the study, and suddenly a person hung from the eaves.

"Mr. Lang!"

Xu Xiaoyu was hanging upside down from the eaves, holding a bow and arrow in his hand.

"Why are you here?" Jia Pingan's heart moved.

Xu Xiaoyu landed easily, took the bow and arrow and said: "I saw that person come in over the wall earlier..."

wipe!

Shouldn't it have floated over?

Even over the wall.

Jia Ping'an ignored the fence of his own house, which was much higher than that of other people's houses.

Xu Xiaoyu said triumphantly: "I told my second brother that my second brother asked me to keep a close eye on him. If something is wrong, I will shoot him to death with an arrow."

This kid!

"here you go!"

"Lang Jun!" Wang Er Er was like a cheetah, coming out from the side, holding a horizontal knife in his hand.

"Earlier if he dared to attack, Xiaoyu shot an arrow, so he would break through the window and kill him." Wang Lao Er was originally a scout, so he was good at lurking.

He glanced at Xu Xiaoyu, "You shouldn't be on the roof, the movement is too loud, that person probably noticed it. Go back and practice."

Xu Xiaoyu was frustrated.

So I'm not that bad?

Jia Ping'an was in a good mood, "Prepare the food and drink."

The next day he went to the palace again.

Seventeen of the eighteen students came.

"Sun Chi reported illness."

The accompanying servant said, and at the same time gave those people a wink, implying not to make trouble.

What a pity my Eighteen Arhats!

Jia Pingan said indifferently: "Regardless of real illness or fake illness, don't come on the second day... Without the consent of a certain person, tell him that you won't come here in the future."

The servant froze for a moment, "I have to report this matter..."

Jia Pingan interrupted him rudely, "Your Majesty asked someone to teach, and what someone said is the truth. If it's not right, just disband."

He didn't want to teach this group of weirdos at all, so it's best to break up with each other.

The servant stopped talking.

Li Yuanying shook his head, "What can you teach me to wait for?"

Jia Pingan ignored him, took out the porcelain bottle, then poured some alcohol into it and shook it, so that the wine finely covered the entire porcelain bottle.

"Very fragrant wine!"

Fifteen of the seventeen people's eyes lit up.

Dutt is a drunkard.

Jia Pingan poured the alcohol back, turned the porcelain bottle over, and the last few drops were gone!

He lit a torch, raised his head and said, "Look clearly."

Everyone gathered around.

Jia Pingan asked them to look at the porcelain vase.

"It's empty." Yuchi Xunyu sniffed, really wanting to take a sip.

Jia Pingan put the fire zip close to the mouth of the porcelain bottle,

The flames rushed past.

puff!

A blue flame spurted out from the porcelain bottle, and at the same time a whistling sound rushed out along with it.

"ghost!"

Yuchi Xunyu's black face turned pale for a moment, and he stumbled back.

Seventeen students plus one servant, except for Li Yuanying, all the others ran away.

Jia Pingan asked curiously; "Why don't you run?"

The voice just now was really intrusive. If it came out in the middle of the night, those who don't know the principle would probably be scared to death.

Li Yuanying's cheeks trembled, "I...I am not afraid."

Jia Pingan lowered his head and saw his legs trembling, so he knew that this person was not afraid, but his legs were weak and he couldn't run.

He sat back, and later, those people came back one by one, but there was still fear in their eyes.

This era cannot explain natural phenomena and phenomena that appear in certain specific environments, so it likes to use gods and ghosts to analyze.

Yuchi Xunyu stood outside the door, "Uncle Wuyang, do you know how to control ghosts?"

Jia Ping's head was full of black lines.

The rebellious boy Yang Yuan hesitated for a moment, then said, "Is that porcelain bottle a treasure?"

However, Chen Xiang said firmly: "Someone dares to assert that there must be a world in that porcelain vase."

This imagination is very grand, yes, writing novels has a future.

"Why……"

Li Yuanying just recovered now. He tidied his hair at the sideburns, and said lightly: "There is righteousness in my heart, so there is no need to be afraid of ghosts and gods."

This cargo ratio seems to be quite talented.

Jia Pingan waved, "Who will try?"

Everyone looked at each other, and finally the rebellious boy Yang Yuan walked in.

"Is there a formula?" He felt that such a treasure as the Royal Envoy must have a secret.

"Yes." Jia Pingan asked him to pour in the alcohol and shake it, and then poured out the alcohol.

Huo Zhezi lit up, Yang Yuan looked at him, "What's the secret?"

"Call me Dad."

Yang Yuan hesitated, "Father."

A group of clubs actually regarded scientific phenomena as a matter of gods and ghosts. Jia Pingan felt that they should be taught a lesson.

puff!

The porcelain bottle sprayed out blue fire, and then there was a whistling sound, like ghosts crying and wolves howling.

Yang Yuan's hands were shaking.

"Don't shake."

The second student stepped forward and still said, "Dad."

All seventeen people tried it once, and then you looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all a little excited.

"Ahem!"

Jia Ping'an felt that it was time to reveal the secret to this group of sticks.

"It's alcohol."

Jia Pingan pointed to the small jar, "What is alcohol? You don't understand what I said. To put it simply, the wine you drink is purified to get rid of impurities...the alcohol content is higher."

Yuchi Xunyu asked: "Maybe drink?"

You mallet!

Jia Pingan casually threw the brush over.

"Be serious!"

Yuchi Xunyu smiled dryly, "I'll get some good food later, the only thing missing is good wine."

Everyone nodded.

It really is a bunch of weirdos.

Jia Pingan continued: "Why is there a blue fire and howls? Because alcohol is easy to volatilize, come and ask, the wine is not warmed in winter but the smell of alcohol is very weak?"

Everyone nodded.

"If you put the wine in a porcelain bottle..."

Yuchi Xunyu hurriedly said: "It smells very good if you put it in warm water in winter."

Jia Pingan glanced at him, "This is the characteristic of alcohol, it is volatile. If you heat it up, it will evaporate from the wine..."

He picked up the porcelain bottle, "Put the alcohol into the porcelain bottle, shake it a few times, let the wine finely cover the inside of the porcelain bottle, and then pour out the excess alcohol. At this moment, the alcohol in it starts to evaporate, but everyone, the mouth of this porcelain bottle is not big. So the volatilized alcohol accumulates in the porcelain bottle, mixes with the air, and ignites the fire at this moment..."

Everyone was stunned, Li Yuanying was the first to react, "What is air?"

Jia Pingan was speechless, "Air is the air that exists in the void around us. You keep breathing, you inhale the air, and what you exhale is exhaust gas."

Yu Chi Xunyu said: "But why does the exhaust gas exhaled by a certain woman smell bad, while the exhaust gas exhaled by a beauty is like orchids and musk deer?"

You are a bitch!

Jia Pingan couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the thin stick next to him and went up to beat him.

"Don't you know the etiquette of silence when you speak?"

Yuchi Xunyu was beaten with his head in his arms, but he didn't dare to fight back.

This is the power of this experiment.

Jia Pingan came back panting, and continued: "There is no scent like orchid or musk. They are all human, and the smell they exhale is similar. If they are exposed to cold, the exhaust gas they exhale is still smelly. Both men and women are the same."

He went on to say: "You can do an experiment when you get home, get a charcoal basin to burn firewood, and then cover the charcoal basin with a lid, remember, the lid is tight..."

"The fire will go out."

Yang Yuan seemed to have worked at home, and Jia Ping'an was very pleased with this, "Yes, you can find out why it goes out later?"

Everyone shook their heads, and Jia Pingan said: "This is because the combustion of firewood needs the assistance of air. When the lid is closed and the air is isolated, the firewood will naturally go out. Alcohol is volatile and mixed with air, which is explosive. The gas, but a hole was opened, and someone lit it with a fire, and the mixed air inside exploded, and if the hole was sealed, it would explode, but there was a hole, and the gas of the explosion rushed out..."

Everyone only felt that they had seen a new world.

"Is this new learning?"

This is amazing, isn't it?

Even Li Yuanying was thinking.

"But why do ghosts and wolves howl?" Yang Yuan was puzzled by this.

"Simple." Jia Pingan said: "You can go and have a look at the flute, why can it make a sound? It's all because there are holes, and people blow..."

Jia Pingan looked at everyone, wanting to see who had a higher IQ.

"Sir!" Yang Yuan suddenly became excited, "Blowing air is like deflagration. The smaller the hole, the sharper the sound... A certain person used to make a flute at home, and a certain person tried it..."

He solemnly bowed his hands: "Mr. is a great talent. No wonder it is said that new learning is the knowledge of prying into the origin of all things. Students are eager to be taught."

He was overwhelmed.

Most of the remaining students are still in shock.

"I got the flute." Li Yuanying was a man of action. When he got the flute later, he pressed the hole, leaving only a little gap.

He blew hard, and the sound was sharp.

"It really is." Li Yuanying said joyfully, "It's so simple?"

Another person goes up and blows...

There is still saliva from Tengwang Pavilion on the flute, isn't it disinfected?

Jia Pingan looked a little uncomfortable.

"That's all for today, starting tomorrow, I will give you a lecture, if you want to come, come, if you don't want to... don't come in the future."

Jia Pingan glanced at everyone.

These students looked at him yesterday with various emotions in their eyes, few of them were positive.

At the moment, most of them are respectful.

Nonsense is useless, and an experiment to calm them down is the kingly way.

Jia Ping turned around and went out.

The servant stood there, saw him coming out, and subconsciously saluted, "Sir, go slowly."

The servants in the palace bow their heads and flatter the outside world, just be yourself, but this servant salutes respectfully, this is the power of knowledge.

Jia Pingan was walking in the palace, thinking about other things.

Li Zhi asked these people to learn, nothing more than wanting to take all the benefits into the royal family and keep them in his own hands.

But he still has Zhao Yan.

If one Zhao Yan is not enough, then he will teach ten or a hundred more Zhao Yan. In short, knowledge cannot be enshrined in the royal family as a god.

What new learning needs more is application, not enshrining.

What would Li Zhi think?

Jia Pingan smiled.

Li Zhi didn't know how shocking this knowledge was. When the seventeen students gradually learned more deeply, it would be too late to block it.

Back at Baiqi, he said casually, "I remembered Mr.

Shao Peng asked: "Then Mr. is still there?"

"Of course it's still there." Jia Pingan sighed, "Sir, both civil and military..."

"No wonder you are the same." Shao Peng was very envious.

Well!

Did this unintentionally fill in the hole?

Jia Pingan smiled, "Mr. wandered around and said that he was tired somewhere, or he would teach when he met a talented student."

Later, these words reached Li Zhi.

"Is that so?"

A stern look flashed in Li Zhi's eyes, "I'll have you track him down. If you find him, persuade him to return to Chang'an. If you don't listen...kill him."

Shaopeng lowered his head, "Yes."

After he left, Li Zhi put down the memorial, and said with some regret: "I originally wanted to keep the new learning in the palace, only for my use..."

The emperor's greed and desire for monopoly are innate, and Jia Ping'an is very clear about this.

But those students didn't know that Rijia Ping'an had fooled the emperor once behind his back.

Seventeen students stared at the jar of alcohol, and finally Yuchi Xunyu came up with an idea, "They all went to get small porcelain bottles, one bottle for each person."

Good idea.

Later, the students each returned home with a bottle of alcohol.

When Yuchi Xunyu returned home, he was tinkering in his own room.

He first asked for a charcoal basin, and then tested the effect of pressing the lid, and it really went out.

Then there's the vase.

"If the bottle mouth is small, it will scream. What if it is smaller?"

Yuchi Xunyu was excited.

He asked someone to get a porcelain bottle with a narrow mouth, and then followed the instructions.

The two servant girls watched curiously from the side, "What is Xiao Lang doing with this?"

"There will be ghosts crying and howling later." Young people always like to show off, and Yuchi Xunyu is no exception.

He put the vase on the table and lit the fire.

"Boom!"

Porcelain bottle explodes...

Yuchi Xunyu subconsciously covered his face with his hands, but before it was too late, a piece of porcelain was inserted into his cheek.

Bang bang bang bang bang!

Fragments of porcelain were flying around, and a servant girl was hit in the arm and ran out screaming.

It was as if a catastrophe had passed through the house.

At this moment, Yuchi Baolin had just arrived home and was asking about his son's condition.

"Mr. Lang, Mr. Mr. Xiao is very well-behaved, so I will learn it back."

The butler looked relieved, and Yuchi Baolin nodded slightly, feeling that she had found a good job for this son, it was really good.

How to teach the children of the rich and powerful is a big problem. Unlike the orderly inheritance of aristocratic families, those rich and powerful who are similar to nouveau riche basically don't know how to teach their children, so that it becomes a social problem if they are not rich for three generations.

The same is true for Datang.

Lao Tzu is a hero and his son is mediocre.

You look at Cheng Zhijie, at Yu Chigong, and then at Li Ji...

The old man is in a terrible mess, but the children and grandchildren are in a mess of mediocrity.

The emperor said that he was learning something new, and Yuchi Baolin was the first to sign up for his son, but unexpectedly he was selected.

"Mr. Lang, many people outside say that Xinxue is the ghost of the Confucianism of the past, and now it has revived again, and it should be punished." The housekeeper was happy, but worried that his little man would become the emperor's cannon fodder.

In this era, people think of the family first, and the country second. The so-called family, country, and world, the family comes first, and the country comes after.

Yuchi Xunyu said as he walked, "Look at it first, that Xinxue asked Lu Guogong and said that he is very good. After learning it, even if something goes wrong, His Majesty will clean it up. Besides...Dalang is just a student, and He has nothing to do."

It's unlucky for Mr., it's none of my son's business?

This was Yuchi Baolin's idea, but the housekeeper thought it was not bad at all.

"It should be."

"Help……"

Just about to walk to the backyard, I heard the woman's screams.

Yuchi Baolin's face turned cold, "Bring it here!"

Soon two maids were brought over, one of whom was bleeding from his arm.

"Ah Lang, Mr. Xiao Lang..." The maid was about to say this, and she passed out with a hiccup.

"Da Lang!" Yuchi Baolin felt anxious and ran back.

He ran all the way outside Yuchi Xunyu's room, and saw his son staggering out with a piece of porcelain stuck in his cheek.

"Da Lang!"

Yuchi Baolin almost fainted and shouted: "Come here! Come here!"

The Duke of E's mansion jumped around for a while, and after learning the cause of the incident, Yuchi Baolin was furious, and immediately went to the palace to ask for an audience.

After entering the palace and seeing the emperor, Yuchi Baolin burst into tears, "Your Majesty, I almost lost Dalang!"

Um?

Li Zhi frowned, "Speak clearly."

Yuchi Baolin said: "I don't know what that broom star taught Da Lang. Earlier, Da Lang followed suit at home, but the tiles flew all over the place, and there was a tile stuck in Da Lang's face. Your Majesty, if the tile is lowered It's the throat..."

What is this?

Li Zhi was thoughtless by what he said.

"Are you sure it's Professor Jia Pingan's?"

He felt that Jia Ping'an was not such a deceitful scourge.

But he immediately remembered those operations that Jia Ping'an had done in the past.

"Your Majesty, it was taught by the broom star. I beg your Majesty... I won't come tomorrow. Besides, I'm disfigured. Your Majesty, I feel sorry for you!"

Yuchi Baolin cried bitterly.

Li Zhi looked at him, but thought of Yu Chigong.

Yu Chigong is unparalleled in bravery and is best at avoiding and snatching horses. He and Changsun Wuji tied for the first contribution in the Xuanwu Gate Change, and he can be regarded as a great hero in Li Shimin's family.

This great hero is now squatting at home not knowing what to do, only Yuchi Baolin is walking outside, but it is useless.

But after all, he is Yuchi Gong's son...

Li Zhi said: "In that case, Yuchi Xunyu will not come here."

But Yuchi Baolin said relentlessly: "Your Majesty, I don't mind, but that broom star is doing such wicked things, I'm worried..."

This is an excuse, the purpose is to let Li Zhi punish Jia Pingan.

Li Zhi said lightly; "That was just an accident."

He didn't know if it was an accident, but the dignity of the emperor made him refuse to bow his head.

"His Majesty."

A servant came outside and said in a panic, "Prince Teng didn't know what he was playing in his residence, but he actually set the house on fire."

Yuchi Baolin looked up, "Your Majesty..."

He panicked a lot!

Isn't Teng Wang Li Yuanying one of his son's students? His son was tricked, and King Teng actually set his mansion on fire, and that broom star...

"Your Majesty, that is a broom star who harms people!"

Li Zhi was also a little confused, "Go and ask."

Someone went and came back later and said, "Your Majesty, the fire in Prince Teng's mansion has been extinguished. King Teng said it was an experiment, and he was overjoyed."

That scum!

On the contrary, Li Zhi became more and more uneasy, "Let Jia Pingan come."

When Jia Ping'an came, he was about to leave the Yamen, and when he saw Yuchi Baolin and the scumbag Teng Wang standing beside him, he was a little dazed.

Li Zhi looked at him, feeling a little dissatisfied, I asked you to teach students, on the first day, no, on the second day you made such a noise, almost stabbed one to death, burned one to death, what is this teaching?

Is new learning not reusable?

Li Zhi was suspicious, "I'm asking you, what did Yuchi Xunyu do at home earlier, he was injured by a piece of porcelain, and King Teng did an experiment in his residence, and set the house on fire, why?"

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