Great Tang Broom Star

"Datang broom star ()"

The madam went in with an indifferent expression on her face. If she hadn't thought that she couldn't refuse the business, Jia Pingan felt that she would definitely drive out Li Yuanying, a scumbag.

Two people go in.

The lobby is brightly lit.

Jia Ping'an has always been curious, coming to a brothel is a very personal matter, why do you have to do it in public?

It was only later that he found out that it turned out that it was an elegant thing for a man to come to a brothel.

Just play with women!

Even if you bring a prostitute home, it's just a plaything, can you go past your real wife? Then you are the public enemy.

Datang has distinct classes. For example, doctors... are doctors, and their status is actually not high.

The family of the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, and even the doctors were divided into three classes. The first class was the doctors inside the family, such as Li Ji; the second class was the doctors who practiced medicine for generations;

The lingering poison of the Ninth Rank Zhongzheng is still there, and the ranks of all walks of life are distinct.

Jia Pingan didn't plan to spend much time here, so he found a corner and sat down.

"Why don't you go to the bright place?" Li Yuanying seemed like a brat who liked to show off.

"Lazy!" Jia Pingan said indifferently: "You don't need to tell people how great someone is. Most of them are envious and hateful. Although it's mediocre not to be envied by others, why should someone show their skills to them? Are they worthy?"

You are crazy, brother is even more crazy!

Li Yuanying really kept a low profile.

Jia Pingan suddenly sat up straight.

I go!

He actually saw Wang Helong!

Wang Helong looked pale and tender, and he was quite personable when he spoke.

Jia Ping'an couldn't help feeling relieved when he remembered that he had kicked him in the vital area last time.

The last time Wang Helong dug a hole for Li Jingye, Jia Pingan exposed him and beat him up.

It is said that this guy suffered severe injuries to his lower body, and he didn't know if he could recover, so he has been squatting at home.

This is... The spring breeze is green again on the south bank of the river?

Jia Pingan smiled.

"Two women!" Li Yuanying, a scumbag, yelled, "Call the most outstanding women, I have money!"

Damn it!

Jia Pingan felt that this guy was a troublemaker.

Calling me the king in such a place is to show off.

When everyone looked over, Li Yuanying smiled slightly, unexpectedly handsome.

Sure enough, the genes of the old Li's family were not bad, Li Zhi was handsome, and Li Yuanying was not bad either, which immediately attracted countless eyes.

Wang Helong first smiled, and when he saw Jia Pingan, the anger in his eyes!

"Bitch!"

Sitting next to him was a prostitute, who was courting him at the moment, smiling sweetly, and pouring out all kinds of good words like money.

But Wang Helong doesn't have the heart to play with women now, he just thought of how he was beaten and humiliated by Jia Pingan back then.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling a dull pain in his lower body.

He tested it at home and thought it was okay, so he dared to come to the brothel to have fun.

But I didn't expect to meet the broom star.

"Lang Jun!" The prostitute smiled and brought the wine glass to his mouth.

Wang Helong drank it and said with a sneer, "Look at that bitch!"

His companion said with a smile: "Why are you so depressed? Tonight, I saw a certain literary talent and picked the flower of Minghui."

Wang Helong smiled, "Brother Chen, if you can pick Minghui tonight, I will give you money."

It's okay to come to the brothel for drinks and treats, but it's mostly impossible to invite women to sleep, and you have to pay for it yourself.

So Wang Helong's words made Brother Chen laugh, "Look at that."

He got up and said loudly: "Where is Minghui? Chen asked to see me."

The old bustard smiled and said, "Chen Lang has some good poems? If so, Ming Hui will come down immediately."

Jia Pingan said disgustedly: "Can't we change it?"

Li Yuanying turned his head and came over, "If you can get Minghui here, I promise you one thing."

"A certain poem is so cheap?" Jia Pingan was thinking about sister's situation in the palace.

Wu Mei is pregnant, which is a milestone event. Queen Wang originally regarded her as cannon fodder,

Unexpectedly, the cannon fodder was pregnant.

A queen without a son is a puppet, she knows that very well.

So Wu Mei was pregnant, and she immediately broke away from the ranks of cannon fodder and became a chess player.

Queen Wang couldn't tolerate this. She felt that she had an extra opponent, so she began to suppress Wu Mei.

The Xiao family is also in the game, so the three legs stand together, and the Three Kingdoms fight!

Jia Pingan wanted to extend his hand.

But he can't get involved in the harem. According to Lao Shao's account, Xiao's madness has been frightening recently, and he went to the doctor in a hurry. The group said that they should ask Li Ji to teach their son, and later they said that their son was besieged by evil spirits, and they wanted to invite the broom star to come into the palace get rid of.

Ma Dan, if she is bewitched by evil spirits, Jia Ping'an can still go into the palace to see if she can meet Sister's person. But that was the prince who was only three years old, if something went wrong, Master Jia could hardly escape the blame.

How to refuse?

Worrying!

"Uncle Wuyang, how are you?" Li Yuanying asked proudly.

"Also." Jia Pingan smiled, "I don't have any conditions."

Li Yuanying looked at him, and said for a long time: "There is no gain in vain in this world, so don't lie to me."

A clan who can control the city at the age of eleven, and can also carry out large-scale construction projects, can't be a fool. If you treat him as a fool, you won't know how you died when you look back.

Jia Ping'an was thinking about his own affairs, and had no interest in talking to him about conditions at all.

"You were tricked by Liu Shi."

Liu Xi gave Jia Ping a lot of bad medicine, and Queen Wang cooperated in the palace, and it is estimated that she also dug a lot of holes for him in front of Li Zhi.

So he was absolutely right.

Jia Pingan glanced at him and felt that this person was a chatterbox.

Li Yuanying said: "When I see Your Majesty later, there is naturally a way to make Liu Shi feel embarrassed."

"You said you heard that woman was decisive in killing in Tengzhou?" Jia Pingan felt that this clan scumbag was like a fox, "You want to use this to get close to someone and make him be kind to you, what is your purpose? New learning?"

Li Yuanying nodded, "You are too smart. A certain person likes arithmetic, so teach him everything."

Jia Pingan smiled.

Li Yuanying wanted to further study the new learning, and he then gave the Queen Wang bad medicine, which was the reward.

But Jia Ping'an suddenly felt bored.

This kind of benefit exchange, he can blend with those people without changing his face, but Li Yuanying is his student after all, so this...

I'm not ashamed enough!

He said uninterestedly: "It doesn't need to be like this."

Li Yuanying thought he was trying to save face and was playing reserved, so he said with a smile: "Don't worry, I mean what I say."

Jia Pingan looked at him, and suddenly felt that this seemingly scumbag, but actually treacherous clan son was a bit annoying, so he said lightly: "I don't like this, let's go!"

He has been growing tall, and when he got up now, he suddenly felt a bit outstanding.

Someone suddenly exclaimed: "It's Jia Ping'an!"

In an instant, the prostitutes all looked over.

Wang Helong looked at the much-anticipated Jia Pingan, with all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart... and the resentment of being severely injured, all kinds of emotions distorted his face.

The broom star looked less childish now, with a calm expression, without any shyness or embarrassment in his eyes.

This is the benefit of fighting, right?

Wang Helong listened to the elders, when you kill countless people on the battlefield, there is nothing to be nervous about in your eyes.

Apart from life and death, there is no great difficulty!

He recited this sentence silently, and then scolded: "Bitch!"

"Uncle Wuyang!"

The whore next to him suddenly stood up and waved.

Wang Helong's face turned green.

"Where is Uncle Wuyang?"

There was an exclamation from the second floor, and the voice was very sweet.

This is the voice of the healing department, and Jia Pingan knew who it was...Ming Hui.

That woman was given a fever by Jia Ping'an's poem in Qujiang Pond last time, so she probably has a high fever now.

Jia Pingan frowned and walked out.

Someone in front shouted: "Bitch dog slave!"

Seeing that it was Wang Helong, Jia Pingan couldn't help smiling.

The young man beside Wang Helong looked at Jia Pingan with a smile, "Do you have any poems?"

Jia Pingan ignored him.

The young man stood up and stood in front of him, "If there are no poems, how about Ming Hui letting someone go tonight?"

Wang Helong's distorted face appeared, "Jia Ping'an, Ming Hui is definitely going to sleep tonight!"

Jia Pingan didn't care about such venting words at all. Besides, who is Minghui?

But he thought of a way to temporarily avoid that lunatic Concubine Xiao Shu.

Seeing that he was silent, Wang Helong couldn't help laughing triumphantly.

Jia Ping shook his fist.

Boom!

Wang Helong covered his face and fell down.

Bang bang bang bang bang!

Jia Pingan punched and kicked for a while.

"Cool!" He stretched his neck and went out.

"Jia Lang!"

Minghui is chasing after her.

Jia Pingan went out of the brothel, went to A Bao without hesitation, and walked away.

"Jia Lang!"

Minghui looked at Jia Pingan who was going away, and turned around slowly.

"Isn't the broom star exhausted tonight?" Brother Chen stood there with a smile, looking forward to his own strength. As for Wang Helong being beaten up, he didn't care at all, "Miss Minghui, there is something here." .”

Minghui's eyes dimmed when she heard this, "Jia Lang's poems are unforgettable. If your poems are half as touching as his, I will sing for you tonight, but are you... sure?"

Brother Chen forced a smile and said, "A certain poem..."

Minghui said: "Can you make red beans grow in the southern country, and how many branches will grow in spring? Can you make Qinghai Changyun Dark Snow Mountain? You can make thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of paths and people disappear? You can do it Why do you have to complain about willows and willows when the Qiang flute is produced, and the spring breeze does not pass through the Yumen Pass? You can do it without knowing who cuts the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is scissors? You can do it without looking up to the sky and laughing, how can I be a Penghao person..."

Brother Chen's face turned red, his cheeks trembled, and he hesitated to speak.

What can he say?

"Someone!"

Minghui looked at him very seriously.

Someone assisted him, "Brother Chen is full of talent, and he is good at poetry."

Ming Hui glanced at him, "Then let's do it."

Brother Chen was dumbfounded.

Ming Hui waited for a while, then said: "Jia Lang is a talented person, there is no second person."

She walked over slowly, then went upstairs.

The footsteps sounded light, but Brother Chen and many men felt tormented.

who can?

Someone laughed and said: "The one said it is possible, but if it is done, if it is good, I will naturally judge and let you enter Minghui's boudoir."

Brother Chen was dumbfounded.

He can brag, but he dare not deliver on it, otherwise he will become a laughing stock in others' mouths tomorrow.

Li Yuanying sat there with his chin in his hands, he realized that he had made a mistake.

That method of exchanging benefits doesn't work well for Jia Ping'an.

And... Jia Ping'an seemed to have a negative opinion of him.

The king seems to be self-defeating.

Wang Helong lay there, his great sense of shame made him want to find a crack in the ground.

...

When Jia Ping returned home, everything in the brothel was completely forgotten.

Later, he found Du Helai.

"Let Xiaoyu go out and spread the word...Just say that Wu Zhaoyi is ambitious..."

...

The battle in the palace was in full swing. After Wu Mei became pregnant, the Queen completely abandoned her and regarded her as an opponent.

"Zhaoyi, the queen has spread bad words about you again."

Zhang Tianxia came in quietly.

Wu Mei is writing.

After a long time, she put down her pen, "Just say what you say, the more you say now, the more mistakes you make. The truth...it doesn't mean that the more you talk, the more you say. Many times, it is also reasonable not to speak."

Zhang Tianxia bowed his head, "Yes."

Later he glanced at the paper, which was full of poems.

"It is said that the Sui Dynasty died on this river, and it has been relying on Tongbo for thousands of miles. If there is no dragon boat event in the water palace, Gongyu's merits will not be much." Zhang Tianxia understands pen and ink, and he can't help but praise: "This is a famous article."

Wu Mei smiled, "I didn't do it."

Zhang Tianxia didn't know the situation of the outside world in the palace, heard the words and said: "It must have been done by a great talent."

"certainly!"

Zhang Tianxia noticed that there was a look of pride between Wu Mei's eyebrows, but he didn't know why.

"Zhaoyi, the empress has gone to your Majesty's place." News came from outside.

Wu Mei said calmly: "Don't worry about it."

Zhang Tianxia said: "Zhaoyi, the empress and concubine Xiao Shu have families outside, and even the prime minister is running for them, but we are alone and lonely. The slaves think that they can make friends."

Making friends with foreign ministers was the method used by women in the palace of the Tang Dynasty.

Wu Mei was silent.

She can't find allies.

At least at this moment she has no capital to find allies.

Historically, she was highly valued by Li Zhi, and after participating in the government, she had the opportunity to make friends with foreign ministers.

...

"Your Majesty, that Wumei is domineering and charming, please beg Your Majesty to make the decision."

Queen Wang had a big fight with Wu Mei yesterday, but she was at a disadvantage, so she came here to give Wu Mei some bad medicine.

Li Zhi glanced at her and said, "Be kind in the harem."

This is what I said when I didn't say it.

Scumbag!

The queen tried her best to cheer up, "Your Majesty, that Wu Mei is very ambitious. The concubine knew that she was not simple when she saw her. She was originally a concubine of the late emperor, but she hibernated in the Ganye Temple until she met Your Majesty..."

It's funny that you reveal my short story like this?

There were more clouds on Li Zhi's face.

Queen Wang continued regardless, "The concubine is worried that the woman will meddle in politics, Your Majesty..."

Once a woman in the Tang Dynasty is favored, it is almost customary to intervene in politics. For example, Empress Changsun, she gained a reputation through the ages for her involvement in politics.

But there is only one Empress Changsun, and Empress Wang keeps complaining...

"His Majesty."

Shaopeng is here.

Queen Wang resigned.

When I walked to the gate, I heard Shao Peng say: "Your Majesty, there are people outside who say that Wu Zhaoyi in the palace is ambitious and seductive, so that His Majesty has left all political affairs to her..."

Queen Wang's face turned green.

Isn't that what my wife said just now?

Why is someone outside spreading the word?

wrong.

This is someone outside saying bad things about Wu Mei.

But it just happened to collide with my old lady.

This time it's either shit or shit.

She turned around slowly, and saw Li Zhi's face was calm, but she knew that the emperor was annoyed.

Li Zhi looked at her and said calmly: "I am not a faint king, nor an incompetent king."

This is suspicion, no, this is blatantly saying that Queen Wang shouldn't let people spread rumors about martial arts outside!

Empress Wang had a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat, blessed herself, and said goodbye without a word.

Back in the bedroom, she smashed the teacup and said murderously: "There are traitors by my side!"

After some torture, Queen Wang found that there was no Wu Mei by her side, but there was Concubine Xiao Shu's eyeliner.

"Bitch!"

Queen Wang sat there with a gloomy expression on her face, "Who passed it on?"

wrong!

She decided she was wrong.

She went to the emperor to give Wu Mei bad medicine and never communicated with anyone. Who would know those words?

Who did it?

Who is this helping?

Queen Wang thought of her uncle, but she felt wrong. Liu Xi was the prime minister anyway, and she would not do such things in private.

So who else?

The old lady asked who else?

She thought about it for a long time, and her confidant Cai Yan said: "Queen, I'm just wondering... maybe someone is doing something secretly."

Go!

Queen Wang immediately opened her mind.

"It must be that bitch Xiao!"

Queen Wang sneered and said: "She let people speak ill of Wu Mei outside, yes, only her! That bitch made me feel ashamed! Come on."

"Queen!"

Queen Wang flicked her fingernails, and said disdainfully: "I dare to use such means. The weather is getting hotter, but the ice in the palace is getting less and less. Your Majesty's side is important, and some irrelevant things have been broken. Ice cubes."

"The queen is wise."

...

"What? No more ice cubes?"

Concubine Xiao Shu jumped three feet high, pointed at the female officer and cursed: "That bitch did it on purpose!"

Looking back, Mrs. Xiao went to Li Zhi to report the black case to the queen.

...

"Zhaoyi."

Zhang Tianxia happily reported: "The Queen and Concubine Xiao Shu got into a fight, saying that Concubine Xiao Shu spread bad words about Zhaoyi outside, and ended up cheating the Queen."

"Speak ill of me?" Wu Mei felt that this was Xiao's character.

...

"It's so boring to kill people in this palace, it's better to come fishing."

A certain behind-the-scenes man is fishing comfortably. In fact, after Wang Helong was beaten, he decisively asked for impeachment. Li Zhi was furious, and immediately ordered him to suspend his post for self-reflection.

It doesn't matter if you are suspended, just take a break. Introspect...that doesn't exist.

There are a lot of fish in the moat. Jia Ping'an is not considered a good fisherman, but there are few fish and people here. In less than an hour, he caught six big fish weighing more than one catty.

He glanced at the big fish in the fish guard, and twitched in delight.

Go home and throw the fish into the water tank to raise it, dissipate the smell of the soil, and then eat it.

Beautiful!

Jia Ping'an was proud of himself, and when he saw the float sinking, he raised it violently.

"Hit it, hahahaha!"

Judging by the violent bending of the fishing rod, Jia Pingan knew it was a big fish.

The old man fishing on the edge caught a fish today, and it was as big as a palm when he picked it up. Seeing that Jia Pingan caught a big fish again, and his own buoy was shaking with waves, he couldn't help being envious and jealous. .

"At least three catties, hahahaha!"

Jia Ping'an's proud voice echoed by the moat. There are seven or eight fishing friends today, but they don't get much. Seeing him snarling, someone put away the fishing rod, "Yeah, stop fishing, go home!"

Someone beat the water surface with a fishing rod and cursed: "Yeah, if you don't eat the good bait, you'll eat that young man's earthworms, you cheap fish!"

A group of old fishing sticks were crushed by two newbies, how could one of them be so depressed.

A man rushed down from above, looking for him, and after seeing Jia Pingan, he ran over.

"Uncle Wuyang."

"Who are you?" Jia Pingan was collecting fish, and even if the king of heaven came, he would not pay attention to him.

The man said: "I'm an official from the Imperial College, something is wrong."

"Xiao Jijiu was arrested for stealing?"

Jia Pingan asked casually while collecting the fish.

The man froze for a moment, then stomped his feet and said, "Xiao Jijiu said that he would teach mathematics to learn new ways to keep accounts. He was scolded by many teachers in the Imperial College, and even smashed an inkstone. Now he is standing at home!"

Fuck!

With a jerk of Jia Pingan's pull, the big fish reached the shore, then got it up, unhooked it, threw it into the fish protection, and shouted: "Little fish!"

"coming!"

A person flipped down from the side, just come down, and somersaulted, it was a mess.

"Bring the fish home and tell Du He to raise it first, don't let it die, and remember to keep an eye on Ah Fu, don't let it harm someone's fish."

Ah Fu became more and more mischievous. Last time, Jia Pingan caught a big fish and said he kept it in a big basin for a while, but Ah Fu threw him into it for a while. When Jia Pingan found out, the big fish had turned white.