Great Tang Broom Star

In the check-in room, Shaopeng was drinking tea.

There was a thick layer of cushions on his stool, but when he sat down, he still gasped.

Ass hurts!

Master Jia has committed a lot of crimes!

Jia Pingan said with a dry smile: "Shao Zhongguan, this matter..."

"What's the matter?" Shaopeng gritted his teeth and sat down, then he uttered an oh, his ass was sour and wanted to ascend to heaven, "You want to slander Your Majesty?"

"Nothing." Master Jia said awkwardly: "I know a doctor who is very effective in traumatic injuries."

Ah!

Shao Peng, who was cheated by him, said sinisterly: "Your Majesty personally said that you have made meritorious deeds, so let Baiqi use it more."

reuse?

Jia Pingan felt something was wrong.

Originally, he wanted to send those gifts to the palace, but after thinking about it, Li Zhi was not short of the money, so he might as well use the waste to improve the relationship with the neighbors.

But it seems that the emperor is a bit stingy!

He hastily laughed and said, "Your Majesty is absurd. How can I have any credit for this lower official? I have made some small achievements under the leadership of Shao Zhongguan. How can this achievement be praised and reused? The lower official feels that he still has a lot to do." Gotta keep trying..."

Make it up, keep making it up... Shao Peng stared at him, "Say, keep talking..."

Jia Pingan: "..."

His face can be said to be as thick as a city wall, but there is really no way to say this. Since you can't fool around, be a bachelor.

Seeing his impassioned expression, Shaopeng couldn't help laughing angrily, "We have been cheated by you for twenty sticks, and we have suffered from sitting on our buttocks so far. It's good for you, and you still look aggrieved."

Twenty sticks...

Jia Pingan felt guilty, cupped his hands and said, "Shao Zhongguan is a good man."

He felt that if he was hit with 20 sticks, he might lose half his life, but Shao Peng was very hard-hitting, which was admirable.

Shaopeng's eyes showed memories, "Back then we were young, we often caused troubles, and we were often beaten. There is also a way to be beaten with a stick. When the stick comes down, the flesh of the buttocks will move and be beaten in different places. If it is ten sticks, it will relax the muscles and activate the blood. , but twenty sticks is a little too much, but... why are we telling you these things?"

Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.

He co-authored Shao Peng to gain experience from being beaten, and taught himself a few tricks by the way.

He cupped his hands and said sincerely, "Thank you, Zhongguan Shao."

Shao Peng sighed: "Thank you for what? Your Majesty doesn't beat foreign officials. If a foreign official makes a mistake, he will be relegated if he should be relegated, and he will be imprisoned if he should be imprisoned, but he will not be beaten."

He sighed, "You are a smart young man, you are said to be a broom star, but you were born to bring you blessings. We were beaten up, you know... Your Majesty said, this is what the broom star suppressed."

Jia Pingan was speechless.

"An incident happened in Lantian County. Cui Jian, the magistrate of the county, got mixed up with a married woman. His Majesty was furious. Let Baiqi go and investigate..."

It's not as delicious as dumplings, it's fun... Is this playing a mistress? Jia Pingan was startled, "Shao Zhongguan, this Cui Jian...surnamed Cui."

"It's that family, Qinghe Cui." Shao Peng said solemnly, "You have to know the important things about those families in Shandong."

"Yes." Jia Pingan didn't know why. Fundamentally speaking, the emperor wished he could wipe out the Shandong gentry. But there are small circles, and the emperor can't breathe, so he hopes that the Shandong gentry can become his helper. Therefore, it is inevitable that they have flirted with those forces recently, wishing they could hook up and become adulterers, and they will live together and fly together, crushing those aristocratic families in Guanlong to death.

"This matter will be messed up if you are not careful. Let's think about it, and you can only rest assured if you are so flexible." Shao Pengyu said earnestly: "Be careful, don't be tricked."

This is a signal, which means that this matter is not simple.

However, what Master Jia likes most is cheating people!

The key is that this matter can make him hook up with Cui Shi,

If it is done well, it may not be able to give a good impression to the Shandong gentry.

His life plan is two: let the royal family, especially sister Wu feel that he is his own; let the Shandong gentry feel that he is their own.

Of course, if you want to do this, he must reflect the value, otherwise you are a small guy, who will take care of you?

"Also, it's time for Xu Jingzong to wake up. The imperial doctor has worked very hard to cover him up." Shao Peng said with a strange expression: "He eats a lot and pulls a lot. It's easy to say that he eats a lot, but he pulls a lot. The doctor had to bring a wooden barrel for the medicinal bath to cover up the smell of excrement and urine with the medicine. The smell is fine, but it's too strong, and the imperial doctor complained endlessly. Your Majesty said, he should wake up."

Old Xu is a foodie! No, it's a manure machine.

After he left, Tang Xu came in.

The two were relatively silent for a long time, and Tang Xu said, "I'm afraid this matter is not easy. If I let Xiao Jia go, it would be a big mistake if it goes wrong. But this matter has nothing to do with him, but he was involved innocently. "

"Someone should have to deal with this matter." Shaopeng propped himself up, "but so-and-so's butt... Let alone riding a horse, even sitting for a while, it will be uncomfortable."

Tang Xu was dumbfounded: "This... Is this Xiao Jia cheating himself?"

Shao Peng smiled wryly and said, "Who says it's not?"

...

Jia Pingan went to say hello, but only two people were willing to follow him to Lantian County.

Bao Dong, the famous foot picker in Baiqili, also known as rotten feet.

Lei Hong, I really like the name, but the face is completely covered by the lush beard, leaving only the facial features exposed. Children are often afraid of his appearance, but Lei Hong said that it is the breath of a man.

Before leaving, Jia Pingan visited Lao Xu on behalf of Baiqi, and bought two catties of oranges on the way.

Old Xu is still 'unconscious'.

The imperial doctor was guarding him, and his family members were beside him, and when they saw him coming, they all treated him indifferently.

Donate 90% of the family property, even if Lao Xu said such things, you Jia Pingan should not say it, this is the rhythm of wanting my family to drink the northwest wind!

"Someone is going out on business, and wants to spend some time alone with Mr. Xu before leaving."

Jia Pingan put down the oranges, thinking that it was about the same, and if Lao Xu continued to pretend, he would definitely reveal his secrets. But the Xu family just ignored it.

"Someone came on a whim earlier, and felt that Mr. Xu was about to wake up, so he came to visit him."

Lao Xu's son cupped his hands and said calmly: "Don't worry about Mr. Jia Lang, my father will wake up when it's time to wake up."

hehe!

Jia Pingan chuckled, then touched Old Xu's arm, pinched it faintly, and said, "I see Mr. Xu is blessed."

This time he was ruthless, Lao Xu endured the pain very hard, but the signal was passed: Lao Xu, it's time to wake up.

He bowed his hands and said goodbye.

Old Xu's family sneered and watched him leave.

"This man is talking nonsense!"

"That's right, the imperial doctor said that Aye is alive and dead this time, so does he still know medical skills?"

"Why……"

A sigh came, and everyone felt creepy, and the whole family jumped out of the door. He pulled the door frame and looked inside.

"who?"

"Why……"

Old Xu slowly opened his eyes, "Old man... where is this?"

"Aye?"

Old Xu's son was dumbfounded.

"Aye woke up!"

The Xu family was boiling.

Almost everyone wept with joy.

Old Xu couldn't help but secretly sighed, feeling that he managed the family well and taught his family to be so filial.

"Finally, I don't have to worry about my property being donated."

Old Xu's son was moved and thought of Jia Ping'an's prophecy, so he ordered: "Hurry up and prepare some good gifts and send them to Jia's house. Thank you, Mr. Jia Lang."

I thank you for your lungs!

Xu Jingzong: "..."

Old Xu's son said angrily: "Then Jia Ping'an was able to see his face and said that Aye's face was blessed, and Aye really woke up. It's a pity that he was not allowed to see a certain face, hey!"

That's a liar! Xu Jingzong felt that the place where Jia Pingan pinched was very painful, so he quietly picked up his sleeve and took a look. Can't help but get angry.

They are all swollen!

...

Jia Pingan galloped all the way and arrived at Lantian County that afternoon.

Cui Jian, the county magistrate, had a dejected look on his face, and he was not at all energetic when they met.

"Cui Mingfu, let's talk about it." Jia Pingan, as the little leader of Baiqi's trip, sat on the side, with Baodong with rotten feet and Lei Hong with a messy beard standing behind him.

Cui Jian was in his thirties, looking at a handsome man, his face was bruised from being beaten, "Five days ago... at noon that day, a certain person drank a glass of wine in a restaurant, and then became sleepy for no reason. A room to rest, who knows that a woman came to pester, a certain..."

He raised his head, with tears in his eyes, "I swear, I took off that woman's clothes by myself. When I opened my eyes, she rushed over naked. I just wanted to stop, but who knew that the outside would rush in." A group of people beat up a certain meal, saying that they are a woman's husband..."

It's not good to drink alcohol at noon, and you may be drugged.

Jia Ping'an asked, "How many clothes did Cui Mingfu wear at that time?"

Cui Jian was a little embarrassed.

"The weather is too hot, so..."

Why!

If you sleep this habit is not good!

We've met each other, so what else is there to say?

Later, the three of Jia Pingan settled down.

After dinner, Bao Dong and Lei Hong came to his room.

"Jia Wenshu, this matter is his one-sided opinion. The Liang family is a married woman with a good reputation outside. According to her, she met Cui Jian on the street three months ago, and the two hooked up. Rape... Now that Liang's husband is planning to divorce his wife."

Hook up?

Jia Pingan smiled, "Have you ever heard of Immortal Dance?"

The two were dumbfounded.

Lei Hong said: "Jia Wenshu, Cui Jian is an official in Lantian alone, a man... There is always a commotion."

Why! How do you know the complexity of society if you haven't experienced the beatings in the society of later generations!

Jia Pingan knew that Baiqi's duty was to protect the emperor's safety, and the second was to monitor some people, but when it came to solving crimes, he was really inferior to the bad guys in Chang'an City.

Bao Dong's feet were itchy, he moved his toes vigorously, rubbing them against each other, twitching happily, and said: "There are many such things, but those officials mostly deal with prostitutes. After purging the fire, you can still recite poems and paint pictures, and if you do well, the prostitutes may not want money."

This is white whoring!

"There are also people who play with girls from a good family, but they are all unmarried. If they play out of friendship, they just take concubines and finish the job."

"Cui Jian's matter...Jia Wenshu." Bao Dong said seriously: "I also like a good family, and a married woman is... it makes people tickle. So I feel that this matter may be true."

"A wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than a thief!" Jia Ping left this sentence and went out.

In the room, Bao Dong opened his mouth...

Lei Hong's beard was shaking, "Good poetry! Good poetry!"

Bao Dong sighed: "This is not a poem. It's... the voice of my generation of men. Jia Wenshu's casual words actually revealed our thoughts. With such thoughts, it's no wonder Shao Zhongguan and Xiaowei value him."

"A wife is not as good as a concubine." Bao Dong thought for a while, "I don't have a concubine, but thinking about it makes me feel exciting. A concubine is worse than stealing. For people like Cui Jian, stealing from a good house is even more exciting. Jia Wenshu... High opinion!"

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Master Jia doesn't want to steal anything, he just wants to steal the hearts of book friends...please support.