Great Tang Broom Star

Xiao Ling has always felt that what men and women say after drinking is just wine talk, and they are forgotten after hearing it. For example, Gao Yang once got drunk and cried loudly, talking a lot about the relationship between the first emperor and the royal family, and woke up the next day with an uncomfortable expression on his face.

She understood what Jia Pingan said.

That is to say, the intellectuals of the Tang Dynasty, including those great Confucian scholars, devoted themselves to pondering some illusory things every day, which was of no benefit to the country.

This stick killed many people.

But Li Chunfeng wanted to be taught.

"drink wine!"

After Jia Pingan finished speaking, he was still able to drink after sitting down.

So the topic changed quickly.

Later, Jia Pingan sent people away one by one, and then...

Lang Jun is drunk.

Jia Ping'an was sent to the back, and Su Ho was amazed, "My husband said something before, saying that he was drunk, but he was still able to drink afterward, which shows that he is sober."

"Already drunk."

Wei Wushuang said angrily, "Hurry up."

Su Ho was taken aback, "What?"

Wei Wushuang picked up the towel, "Undress your husband."

"How much do you take off?"

"Take off!"

"Wu Shuang, are you ashamed?"

While talking, Jia Pingan, who was drinking too much, pulled Wei Wushuang on his body.

"Soho!"

"I am leaving!"

"..."

...

On the second day, when Li Chunfeng arrived at the Taishi Bureau, someone asked to see him.

No, it was a bunch of people asking to see me.

"Tai Shiling, that person humiliated us so much?"

"Tai Shi ordered you why didn't you take action yesterday? It would be nice if a thunderbolt from the blue sky strikes him to death!"

"What do you mean our avenue is useless? Taishi Ling,

You send a message. "

Li Chunfeng sighed suddenly, "He said that while pondering about the great way, we should also lower our heads and look at the subtleties. What kind of way..."

Li Chunfeng refused to say any more.

"Go find Jia Ping'an!"

A group of people went to look for Jia Ping'an, and someone said on the way: "He is a new student!"

"What about new learning?"

"The new learning seems to be about these subtle things."

"That's vile!"

A group of people arrived outside the imperial city, and Jia Pingan came out later.

After everyone scolded him, Jia Pingan just said, "Do those avenues have anything to do with the common people?"

Well!

yes ha!

Those so-called avenues have nothing to do with ordinary people's money.

"Is self-admiration fun?"

Confucianism continued to develop, but it never brought good news to this old empire.

Jia Ping turned around and went back, cursing behind him.

"Marquis Wuyang, are you not afraid of being cursed?"

Bao Dong felt that Jia Ping'an was too calm.

"The only thing they can do is yell and curse."

Jia Pingan didn't care at all.

"Marquis Wuyang, the queen summoned me."

It's over!

Bao Dong looked at him sympathetically, "Marquis Wuyang, take care."

When Jia Ping entered the palace and saw Wu Mei, she was reading the memorial.

Li Zhi is recuperating from his illness, and Ajie is assisting the government. This kind of structure is not bad.

After the eldest nephew is older, he can blend in.

Jia Ping lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to the eye.

Wu Mei ignored him.

After reading more than a dozen memorials, Wu Mei raised her head, "I will approve them later, and I will take them to His Majesty for instructions."

"yes."

After the people left, Wu Mei stretched herself.

Nice body.

Wu Mei looked at him, "Yesterday you spoke wildly."

"yes."

Jia Pingan looked embarrassed, "I drank too much yesterday and talked a lot of nonsense."

"Drink too much?" Wu Mei said lightly: "When you came back from outside the city that day, someone said that you wanted to teach Wulang. So you took the opportunity to say that yesterday, and those great scholars regarded you as an enemy. Who would dare to let you go?" Are you here to teach Goro? Good method!"

Jia Ping'an was sweating all over, "Sister..."

This matter... Someone wanted him to sit on wax, saying that he ignored the prince's subordinates and wanted to be an emperor's teacher.

But Jia Pingan dared to do anything else, but this one.

The stakes are too high!

Li Zhixiong, Wu Mei is not too bad.

The eldest nephew knows what will happen in the future, if something goes wrong, his teacher will also be implicated.

Therefore, Jia Pingan decisively used yesterday's opportunity to complain and refuted the current academic direction.

"You are cautious." Wu Mei got up and went out.

Shaopeng stared, "Follow."

Jia Pingan followed, and Shaopeng whispered, "Your Majesty laughed earlier."

Old Shao, what a brother.

Of course, Jia Pingan knew how to repay his kindness, "I invite you to Wuxianglou later."

Shaopeng gritted his teeth, "Just do it."

Where can he go to Wuxianglou now, there is a high probability that he will be broken by Empress Wu when he comes back.

Wu Mei in front suddenly turned around and walked around the hall.

"what do you want?"

Well!

This is about ambition.

"Sister, I just think about... a harmonious and beautiful family."

"Short-sighted!"

Wu Mei said coldly: "Look at you, everyone knows to seek connections and make friends, but you are fine, how many people have you offended by your words?"

"Are you willing to go to other places to be an official?"

Tut tut!

Shaopeng looked envious.

Going out to be an official for a few years, this is mixed qualifications, and you will be able to rise to the next level when you come back.

Empress Wu is setting up a stage for Jia Ping'an!

Going out to be an official?

The wife and children are left in Chang'an, and we see each other once a year.

I am not a cowherd, they are not a weaver girl.

Jia Pingan said without hesitation: "Sister, I...I still want to be in Chang'an."

Wu Mei waved her hand without turning around, "Go."

Jia Pingan resigned.

Don't think about making progress!

Queen, beat this kid to death! Shao Peng was heartbroken, "Queen, Marquis of Wuyang, this is a little rich and safe."

"He's just like that."

Wu Mei suddenly smiled, "It's someone else who would have been overjoyed to hear that there was a chance of promotion, but he is good enough to avoid it like a snake."

Shaopeng also shook his head and sighed.

"Officer Shao, someone is looking for you outside."

Wu Mei waved her hand, "Go."

Shaopeng went to his bedroom first, took a small bundle, and hurried outside the palace gate.

"Outside the imperial city."

Shaopeng thanked him, and after checking the baggage, he left the imperial city.

Outside, Shao Erniang stood there holding a half-grown child, and when she saw Shao Peng coming out, she smiled and said, "Dalang, call uncle."

"uncle!"

The boy is Shao Erniang's son, who is nine years old.

Shao Peng came over with a smile, and picked up the child with all his strength, "Da Lang actually still remembers uncle. Turn around and uncle will take you to eat delicious food."

"Chang'an Canteen!"

The child sniffed, "Uncle, Aye took them to the Chang'an cafeteria and said it was delicious."

"Really? Turn around and uncle will take you there."

Shao Peng teased the child for a while with a smile, and then asked, "How are you doing?"

Erniang Shao smiled and said, "It's alright, I wanted to visit my elder brother the day before yesterday, but the child has caught a cold, so I only came today."

"How about Hengli?"

Shao Peng's brother-in-law is called Liang Duan, whose name is Hengli.

"My husband's business is getting better and better."

Shao Erniang smiled happily.

They were going back later, Shaopeng untied the burden, "You take this with you."

Shao Erniang shook her head, "Brother, you keep it for yourself, I don't need money."

Shao Peng said with a cold face, "I'm by the Queen's side now, what's the difference?"

Erniang Shao shook her head and smiled.

Shao Peng got angry, and handed the burden to the child, "Da Lang, take it, let your mother buy something delicious when you go home."

"Thank you uncle."

Shaopeng turned around, and his smile disappeared instantly.

He went straight to Baiqi.

"Officer Shao?"

Everyone was surprised for a while, and someone who had a good relationship in the past asked: "Shao Zhongguan, is Empress Wu very fierce?"

Shao Peng scolded: "Nonsense, the empress is merciful!"

He found Jia Ping'an, "Xiao Jia, we have something to do here."

"What's the matter?"

Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Could it be that you want to go to Wuxianglou? You can do it anytime."

Thinking that Lao Shao went to the brothel and came back to take a cold shower, Jia Pingan felt that it was not kind.

Shaopeng sighed, "My younger sister came to see us with her child, she was smiling..."

"Second lady!"

Jia Pingan remembered what happened last time.

Shao Peng's brother-in-law, Liang Duan, was in the fur business. The supply of goods was cut off a few years ago, and it was Jia Ping'an who made the move and got a note from Lao Liang to solve the problem.

"She looked at her smilingly, and the child didn't talk much, so I just teased a few words. The child said that he wanted to go to Chang'an canteen, and that Liang Duan often took them there, saying it was delicious."

Madan!

"Is this... taking a concubine?"

Men become bad when they have money.

Shaopeng nodded, "The people in the palace lack everything, but they don't lack the eyesight to read words and deeds, otherwise they would have been beaten to death long ago. We don't care about Liang Duan's concubines, but he took his concubine to eat in the Chang'an cafeteria, but put Zheng The head lady and child are left at home. We..."

"Dog! But old Shao, don't be angry, I'll treat you later..."

Shao Peng was angry, "Are we the ones who care about eating?"

Jia Ping nodded seriously.

Shaopeng said angrily: "We only care about one thing, whether my sister was bullied at Liang's house."

He cupped his hands, "Xiao Jia..."

"I already said I'm going to treat guests!" Jia Ping'an said flatly, "You don't care about the follow-up."

There is nothing wrong with helping friends.

"Bao Dong, where did he die?"

Bao Dong rushed in, and Jia Pingan ordered: "Let my brother keep an eye on Liang Duan, and report any news."

When Shao Peng got up, Jia Pingan didn't take this matter seriously, just to reassure him.

Xiao Jia... loyal! It is worthwhile for us to protect him back then!

days are like water...

Then came Doudou's first birthday. After that, the two children...according to Hongyan, it seemed as if they could hear the bones of the little man and the little lady cracking at night.

"Is this a bamboo shoot?"

Su Ho was hungry, "Husband, you said you took us out for a picnic."

She felt that her craftsmanship should still be there, and it would be no problem to make a non-smoking stove.

As she spoke, she winked at Wei Wushuang.

Playing ghosts in front of my face, this winking is so obvious, do you really think I am blind?

Jia Pingan coughed dryly.

"What are you pretending to be?" Wei Wushuang frowned slightly, her beautiful eyes were full of disdain, "Don't you just want to go to Da Ci'en Temple to pray for the two children? Just say it."

Su Ho chuckled, "But I still have to go to Qujiang Pond, this time and again..."

"That's two days."

The two women were acting together tacitly, and Jia Ping'an made the decision.

"My husband is so kind!"

Su Ho smiled sweetly.

Jia Ping'an looked at the bed, "Where's Doudou?"

Su Ho turned around, "Hey! Where's Doudou?"

Wei Wushuang knelt on the bed, leaned forward, "on the ground."

Jia Ping went around and saw her daughter sitting on the ground, playing with the floor.

"Soho!"

Jia Ping'an was really angry, "Look at how misplaced you are. You lost all your children this time. What if you were outside?"

This lady is really annoying.

"It's better to be Wushuang."

He felt that he could take advantage of the competition mechanism and often praise the eldest wife to stimulate Su Ho to be positive.

"Auntie!"

Jia Yu came stumbled, Wei Wushuang picked him up with one hand, let him lie on his lap, crawled off the diaper, "No pee.", then took a towel and put it on Jia Yu's nose, coldly Said: "Blow!"

Jia Yu used force, Wei Wushuang wiped it off, and threw the child on the ground.

A series of actions were clean and neat, and Jia Yu's reaction could be said to be familiar, which made Jia Ping'an heartache.

this……

"Can't you lighten up? Look at the child's nose..."

Jia Ping picked up Jia Yu, feeling that his two children were unlucky.

Wei Wushuang frowned and said: "Husband, you said that boys need to be sharpened..."

But my cub is regarded as a table by you!

Can't you be gentle?

Jia Pingan was speechless.

But the two children are obviously used to such an old lady.

Jia Pingan punished the two women severely that night, and woke up the next morning feeling refreshed.

Uncle Li, thank you very much.

that prescription...

Jia Pingan quietly went to the study room and copied the prescription again, using the best paper, at least...keep it well and keep it for five hundred years, right?

At that time, his descendants will set up a pharmaceutical factory to produce this 'Huaxia Weige', tsk tsk! Developed.

Jia Ping'an was in a good mood. After arriving at Baiqi, he saw Ming Jing looking at the shopping cart with a bitter expression on his face, and asked, "What did you encounter?"

Ming Jing was confused and said: "A barbarian merchant came to the West Market and said that fumigation is popular in Dashi, which can beautify the face. What should I use... good oil, but I have to use virgins to grind it."

Isn't this just killing chickens with horses?

No, big sword.

Jia Pingan looked at her, "It's a fool."

The risk of killing chickens is really high now. With such small arms and legs, Ming Jing will lie down if she goes there.

"Fake?"

"It's true, but if you really want to, I can do it too."

Jia Ping's later generations massaged each other with his girlfriend, and he had already figured out a set of big sword techniques, so that his girlfriend shouted as an expert. But later, Master Jia found out that his girlfriend was pretending to be stupid and did not work hard when massaging him, so he just waited for him to do it...

How can it be so cheap?

Ming Jing rejoiced, "Also invite Marquis Wuyang to help."

"true and false?"

Jia Pingan felt that Ming Jing was really bold and unrestrained.

Ming Jing sneered, "It's as if it's true, if you act real, you'll pretend to be stupid."

"Who is playing dumb?"

Jia Pingan felt that this woman didn't know good from bad, "Then let's get started?"

Ming Jing stood up, "Who is afraid of whom?"

Jia Pingan said lightly; "Take off!"

Ming Jing folded her hands on her chest, her eyes vigilant, "What do you want to do?"

Do you think your face is worth my coveting?

Jia Ping'an said calmly: "It's the way to eat horses and kill chickens, take off naked."

wipe!

"indecent!"

A few minutes later, Jia Ping'an scolded with black lines all over his head: "Go and ask, is it right?"

Cheng Da and the others stood outside, speechless.

Ming Jing was furious, "That big cooking oil said it was his first visit to Chang'an, and I was the first to inquire about it. How did you know?"

Ah!

Don't talk about big cooking oil in the previous life, even Master Jia, the God of Tianzhu oil, knows it!

"Please!"

Ming Jing was really angry today, and went to verify it herself.

Jia Pingan picked up the news and read it. Cheng Da waited for a while, and persuaded him: "Marquis Wuyang, Ming Zhongguan has a bad temper, but he treats us well. If we change people... I'm afraid life will be difficult!"

So is this.

"Forget it, turn around and don't humiliate her."

Cheng Da felt that Master Jia was a bit shameless, "Did the Marquis of Wuyang do it?"

You old shameless jerk, Jia Pingan said flatly: "A lot of things are actually temptations. Why between men and women? It's nothing more than the five senses, nose, and smelling the breath of the opposite sex..."

At some point, there was a circle of Baiqi outside. Everyone was laughing at first, but now they listened attentively.

"Taste, the smell of the opposite sex!"

Someone outside said in a low voice: "The power of this tongue is also, Wuyang Hou's concise and concise words, I admire it!"

"Touch, feel!"

"Sound, the sound of the opposite sex." Jia Pingan felt that he was teaching a popular science class. "For example, frogs, such as birds, will make sounds when it is courtship season to attract the opposite sex."

"Shape, the beauty of the opposite sex's body!" Jia Ping'an sighed, "In fact, the five senses are all empty."

Cheng Da was reciting to himself, feeling that he had learned a lesson today, and was surprised when he heard the words, "What does Marquis Wuyang mean by this? Why are the five senses empty?"

Someone outside said: "The five senses mentioned by Marquis Wuyang make me feel comfortable."

Your ranks are not enough!

Jia Pingan felt that sooner or later he would become the chief scumbag trainer of Datang, "Will you be tempted by watching the pigs and cattle and sheep?"

"Won't!"

"..."

Why did Marquis Wuyang say this?

Jia Pingan said: "This is the magic of the Creator. At that time, it will naturally be in heat, and when you see the opposite sex, you will feel..."

This is to analyze the emotional reasons between men and women from a biological point of view.

Everyone looked disgusted.

"Isn't it natural?"

"Yes! It should be natural between men and women."

"..."

Ming Jing is back.

"Ming Zhongguan is back."

"Ming Zhongguan, how about it? Is the big cooking oil serious?"

Ming Jing looked ugly, and when she came in, she scolded: "As soon as I entered, there was a bearded lady who came to greet me, saying that the distinguished guest wanted some service, I saw what kind of oil and what kind of oil, so I just chose one at random, who knows... when I went up, it turned out to be a red fruit. Hu girl."

Jia Pingan sighed and shook his head.

Ming Jing cupped her hands, "Thanks to Marquis Wuyang's advice today, otherwise I would be fooled. But why sigh?"

"Actually, you shouldn't be naked at this time. The so-called cover-up, a wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a steal, and a steal is worse than not being able to steal. If you don't even understand this truth, the business of this business will not be very good."

This scumbag!

Cheng Da looked at Ming Jing, "Ming Zhongguan..."

Ming Jing nodded, "What Marquis Wuyang said is not bad."

Marquis Wuyang is actually like this... Unpredictable prophet?

Everyone couldn't help being shocked.

Outside, Lei Hong sighed: "I only know what to do, but I don't know that there is such a mystery in the relationship between men and women. Marquis Wuyang is my husband."

"Men and women are actually like those beasts?"

Bao Dong touched his body, and Lei Hong asked, "What are you touching?"

"I feel hairy on my body."

Jia Pingan felt that it was too late, so he walked out and scolded the landlord like a rich man: "Don't you need to work?"

Everyone scattered like birds and beasts.

Behind him, Ming Jing praised: "The Marquis of Wuyang really hides his secrets."

I'm so fucking...

Very clean and self-sufficient, okay?

A Baiqi came in, "Marquis Wuyang, that Liang Duan went out with two concubines, and said he was going to Chang'an canteen."

Doting concubines and destroying wives is fine, but if it wasn't for Shao Peng's face, how could Jia Pingan have made a move last time?

"I'm going to patrol the streets."

As soon as she heard about patrolling the streets, Ming Jing said angrily: "If you go to patrol the streets, I'll kill chickens as you said!"

Cheng Da was a little distracted, and later said sternly: "The Marquis of Wuyang is probably home, so I'll go patrol the streets."

"Old Cheng, you are really diligent."

"What I should do."

Cheng Da got out of Baiqi with a smile on his face, and went all the way to the big cooking oil shop that Ming Jing mentioned.

"Meet the guests."

The bearded girl who greeted her had an exotic fragrance on her body.

Cheng Da said with a straight face, "I just came to take a look and criticize it. Do you understand?"

Hu Nu understood, "There are more..."

...

Good night!