Great Tang Broom Star

"Mr. Jia Lang..."

Han Jin's shout seemed to be still behind him, and Jia Ping'an had already entered Daodefang.

After he got off the horse, he let go of the reins, and the horse followed meekly, gnawing grass with its head down from time to time.

More than a dozen men were sitting and resting by the field. They wore bamboo hats and their upper bodies were naked, chatting gossip happily.

A man saw Jia Ping'an and rushed over suddenly.

I go!

Jia Pingan's first reaction was that the small circle sent someone to assassinate him, so he subconsciously kicked the man away.

The man threw himself down, not to fight again, but knelt down and shouted: "Jia Langjun kicked well, Jia Langjun kicked well."

Is this guy crazy?

Jia Ping took a step back, ready to call his cousin to rescue him.

The man kowtowed, "If it wasn't for Mr. Jia Lang, I'm afraid I would have died in Yongzhou Prison. The whole Yang family is grateful, so I kowtowed."

He kowtowed hard, making a small hole in the ground.

"It's Yang Song?" Jia Pingan was a little embarrassed, and hurried over to help him up.

Yang Song broke free, "My son's head is still unknocked, Mr. Jia Lang wait a moment."

This honest man actually kowtowed on behalf of the whole family, one for each person.

But he forgot himself.

Jia Pingan's cheeks twitched, "It's not a big deal, it doesn't need to be."

Yang Song got up and said, "If you're in prison, don't think about getting out even if you're innocent. Don't talk about hard labor for half a year, and work for the government for half a year. But a certain family is poor. If so, the family may starve to death."

Jia Pingan walked ahead, and saw his cousin's wretched 'heroic appearance' not far away.

More than a dozen girls were playing and playing in the field, and their laughter filled the ground.

And Yang Deli was ten steps away, looking like a gentleman. But when the girls turned their backs to him, those two eyes, like searchlights, quickly swept across the girls' lower thirds.

Big ass!

His eyes lit up, and then he took a few steps forward, but stared at a girl who was looking at the size of the plate.

Is this going to get started?

"Actually, women don't look good with big butts." Jia Pingan couldn't understand Jia's mother's thoughts, let alone his cousin's obsession.

"Yes! Mr. Jia Lang, good opinion." Yang Song pointed to the front left and said, "Mr. Jia Lang, what is that? Your iron-eating beast has come out."

Just behind Yang Deli, a round thing was rolling.

"Ah Fu!" Jia Pingan yelled, and rescued his impulsive cousin by the way.

Ah Fu raised his head, joyfully began to speed up.

Beep!

Jia Pingan picked up Ah Fu and felt a little heavier.

"Hey!" Ah Fu habitually pawed at his chest, ready to swing.

"I have no breasts!" Jia Pingan carried it on his shoulders, and Yang Deli, who was upset, came over.

"That woman's butt is big, you came here just as soon as I wanted to try it."

But if you touch her butt, do you think she can still marry me?

A scene appeared before Jia Pingan's eyes: Yang Deli went to touch the girl's butt, someone shouted insults, a group of men flocked to him, beat him up violently, and then forced Yang Deli to marry the girl, and his enemies became relatives.

When he got home, Jia Pingan found a few books and sat in the yard to read them slowly.

Yang Deli didn't know what to do in the kitchen, the kitchen knife was chopping loudly.

Ah Fu ran away at some point.

"ah……"

There was a sudden exclamation in the kitchen, Jia Pingan dropped the book and rushed in, and saw Yang Deli holding his left hand, the index finger was bloody, and the blood kept flowing...

Yang Deli was stunned.

Jia Ping'an was also stunned.

What about the son of luck?

What about luck?

Yang Deli murmured: "Except for being punched by Muramasa last time, I have never been injured before!"

In the corner of the kitchen, Ah Fu slowly rolled out.

Yang Deli felt sad, "A certain person was abandoned by the gods."

"Cousin, men have a few days every month."

"Really?" Yang Deli was dubious.

He accidentally touched the kitchen knife on the chopping board, and the kitchen knife slipped down, rubbed Yang Deli's calf and plunged into the ground.

"Aunt..." The ecstatic Yang Deli felt that his luck had returned, and hurried to report to his aunt.

"Auntie, it's just good luck to come to the Jia family. Without this luck, I'm worried that I'll be killed by Ping An... woo woo woo..."

The cry was miserable, and Jia Pingan was speechless.

After leaving the kitchen, Ah Fu, who was lying sprawled under the eaves, called out.

Ah Fu, where is the shame of the national treasure?

"Is the master here?"

Someone outside is calling the door.

"Beep!"

Ah Fu tried his best to turn over, and then quickly crawled towards the gate.

When it reached the gate, it stood upright and slapped the door.

Well!

This is a panda?

Where is the reserve of the national treasure? Integrity, reserve! Don't be like a watchdog.

The people outside pushed it, and the door opened.

Wearing a green shirt, with a thin body and a thin face, the most impressive thing is a pair of thick black eyebrows. The eyes under the thick eyebrows are full of peace.

"many……"

The man cupped his hands to thank the person who opened the door, but what about him?

Beep!

The man bowed his head, Ah Fu had already grabbed his trouser legs, and was desperately climbing up.

"What an interesting iron-eating beast." The man picked Ah Fu up and said with a smile, "It looks like a lucky little thing, to be so close to this old man..."

Ah Fu raised his paw, seemingly saying hello.

"Ah Fu!"

Jia Pingan arrived, and was almost scared to pee when he saw Ah Fu's actions.

With this claw down, the man's face might be disfigured.

Then... lose money, or go to jail if you fail.

Ah Fu's paw finally patted the man's shoulder, and then he turned around.

dad……

The man didn't know that he had just escaped. After putting down Ah Fu, he cupped his hands and said, "Old man Li Chunfeng."

Li Banxian?

Jia Pingan felt a little peeing.

"I've seen Taishi Ling." Jia Pingan seemed to welcome Li Chunfeng into the house calmly, and Ah Fu went under the eaves again, lying on his back without shame.

"It's hot in the house, let's sit outside." Jia Pingan went to get tea himself, and the two sat down under the eaves.

Li Chunfeng has been looking at Jia Ping'an, and after taking a sip of tea, he frowned and said, "There is less ginger and no salt... this taste... weird."

Do you want tea or soup?

Jia Pingan was speechless.

Li Chunfeng took another sip and put down the teacup, looking extremely dissatisfied.

Thick eyebrows raised slightly, Li Chunfeng asked: "Did you have any weird dreams at night these years?"

He was studying his affairs in the Taishi Bureau today, and received a notice from the palace asking him to visit Jia Ping'an's house.

The emperor seems to be a little apprehensive about this broom star!

"Dream?" Jia Pingan shook his head and nodded again, making Li Chunfeng's heart move slightly.

Is it true that there is a broom star descending to earth?

"Someone had a strange dream a few years ago. He dreamed that there was a huge bird flying in the sky with people flying. There were huge ships above the sea, sailing with a lot of cargo... just like a fairy."

Well!

This kind of dream is really weird!

"By the way." Jia Pingan sighed suddenly, "A while ago I often dreamed of women."

The corner of Li Chunfeng's mouth twitched, "Then have you ever met a Taoist or fortune teller?"

I'm going... Isn't this the routine?

The routine described most in history books and unofficial histories.

When a certain celebrity or emperor was born, a Taoist or fortune-teller happened to pass by, and said in surprise, "Who in your family gave birth to a child? This roof is full of red light, and it is likely that an extraordinary immortal descended to earth."

Or seeing the protagonist sitting in front of the house and playing, he said in surprise: "Hey! This kid looks extraordinary, and I think it will be expensive in the future."

Unexpectedly, Li Chunfeng also played tricks.

This isn't Li Banxian's level, is it?

Jia Ping raised his head, and Li Chunfeng smiled, seemingly calm.

Could this half-immortal be testing me?

But Li Chunfeng was thinking: This young man just has red lips and whiter teeth, nothing special!

Jia Pingan thought about it carefully, "I have been in Yangjiawu since I was a child, and I have never seen a Taoist priest or a fortune teller."

Li Chunfeng got up, "That's good, the old man is leaving."

this……

What is this demigod here for?

Li Chunfeng pointed east and west, making Jia Ping'an a little dizzy.

"I heard Tai Shiling likes arithmetic?"

He only said such a sentence, which can be regarded as a good relationship.

Li Chunfeng hurried into the palace to ask for an audience.

Li Zhi was reading the memorial, and Li Chunfeng couldn't help slandering him, thinking that the emperor really had nothing to do with it, either the memorial or the discussion.

"How?" Li Zhi rubbed his swollen eyebrows.

"I went to Jia's house, looked carefully at Jia Ping'an, and asked some questions. I felt that this young man was more peaceful than when I saw him last time..."

Li Zhi was taken aback, "Could it be that Chang'an suppressed the broom star and made him more normal?"

cough cough! I don't know either!

Li Chunfeng nodded, "That's roughly the case, but we'll have to watch it in the future, maybe it will happen again."

These words can be said to be offensive when advancing, and defensive when retreating. If Master Jia is here, he will definitely surrender and say, "Which school of Fengshui master is the boss?"

Li Zhi pondered for a while, "Last time, what did you say when you saw the old man in the country basking in the sun, so that I could bask in the sun more, but the imperial doctor said...that's a lie to confuse people."

Every midsummer these days, the nobles would hide in their houses to enjoy the coolness brought by ice cubes. What about sunbathing, you probably drank too much.

Li Chunfeng remained silent.

Is Li Banxian spiritual or not? Suspiciousness appeared in Li Zhi's eyes, "You have to look at this matter again."

Later, Li Chunfeng resigned, muttering as he walked: "Why do people feel energetic when they bask in the sun..."

Wang Zhongliang was behind him, and he was speechless when he heard this.

"Tai Shi Ling."

"What's the matter?" Li Chunfeng is a pure person with pure eyes.

Wang Zhongliang said: "Last time you went to the imperial medical office and told those imperial doctors that exposure to the sun would make your majesty healthy. Some of the imperial physicians said that you were bewitching the public with your evil words. Your majesty suppressed it, but Tai Shiling, unless Sun Simiao is there, Otherwise those imperial doctors won’t obey you.”

Li Chunfeng said calmly: "The old man once said that the late emperor could live to be sixty years old, but the late emperor passed away at fifty-one. Today's majesty... the old man swore that he would make his majesty live to be sixty years old...so, the old man must try his best to make him live to be sixty years old." His Majesty is in good health."

But you go to grab the job of the imperial doctor by yourself, no wonder those imperial doctors want to stab you in the back.

Wang Zhongliang cupped his hands, "Others say Long live Your Majesty, Taishi Ling... Forget it, if the imperial doctor speaks again later, we will help you."

This is a favor.

Li Chunfeng said calmly: "Thank you."

As soon as he left the palace, Li Chunfeng stepped on the ground with one foot, and fell to the ground.

A few sergeants hiding from the sun turned pale with fright, and hurried over to pull him up.

Just when a large vehicle drove by here, there happened to be a hollow place, and a small hole was made. The Shangguan ordered them to fill the hole, but they were lazy and wanted to wait until the sun was not so harsh before working...

Li Chunfeng limped away.

"The old man is really unlucky."

"Tai Shiling, someone wants to see you."

Li Chunfeng stood against the wall, "Who?"

"Say it's Jia."

trouble marker?

Li Chunfeng touched his knee that was still in pain, nodded, "Let him come."

Later, the two met at Li Chunfeng's value room.

"I heard that Tai Shiling likes arithmetic, so I just learned a little by myself, so I ask Tai Shiling to correct me."

Li Chunfeng frowned slightly.

He not only practiced Taoism, but also had profound attainments in arithmetic and astronomy.

Even the professors of government schools have to respectfully ask for advice when they see him. Jia Pingan, a young man, speaks boldly about self-taught...

What he was thinking about was why basking in the sun can make people energetic, so he threw a piece of paper to send Jia Pingan away.

Why does the sun make people spiritual?

hot?

He shook his head. To prove it, he slept in the hottest room at home last night, the bedding was soaked with sweat, and he woke up in the morning with a listless spirit, guilty...

So what is it for?

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he ordered: "I got some tea... Eh, you haven't left yet?"

Jia Pingan put down his pen and said with a smile, "Please advise Taishi Ling."

The best way for a broom star to gain a good reputation is to let people close to him continue to benefit; another way is to invite experts to refute the rumors, such as the famous Li Banxian of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Chunfeng casually picked up the piece of paper and took a look.

Just because of one glance in the crowd... he was completely absorbed in it.

"Mouhe Fanggai? Opening the circle art..."

He raised his head, his eyes were so hot that Master Jia wanted to run away.

"Young man, the old man sees that you look so strange, would you like to be a boy under the seat of the poor Taoist?"

At this moment, his identity automatically changed to a Taoist.