Great Tang Broom Star

Ever since he wanted to get the prince out of the palace for a stroll, Jia Pingan was thinking about how to train this bored nephew.

What can Li Hong be taught in the deep palace?

Knowledge, as well as the so-called political experience and life experience of those gentlemen.

But what about the political experience and life experience of those gentlemen?

Not so good!

If their political experience and life experience were excellent, they wouldn't still be teaching the crown prince at such a young age... they would have already ascended.

For example, Li Yifu and others all have a position in the East Palace, but that is only a temporary position, and it is impossible for a professor to teach.

Think about what Li Yifu can teach the prince?

Sweet belly sword?

Still hiding a knife behind a smile, or being selfish.

Therefore, the prince's husband must first have a good character... A good character can be a good man. For example, in addition to teaching students knowledge, he can also teach students by precepts and deeds to drive students to be a good person.

But the prince can't be a good person!

If the prince has a good character, Datang will be in danger.

For example, when Li Hong came to the throne, the Japanese sent an envoy to cry, saying that the country was full of starvation... Boss, give me some money and food! By the way, let those students who have no place to study come to Datang to study. Remarks: We accept transfers. When the good man Li Hong heard this, he couldn't help crying, and then he swiped his imperial pen: Yes!

The empress was probably also happy to see a prince with good character, but Jia Pingan was worried that his nephew would become a fool, so he arranged a game.

He hurriedly ordered Bao Dong and Lei Hong to find a threshold dog. What is a threshold dog? Roaring and baring his teeth at home, he only dares to bluff when he leaves the house, the kind that turns around and runs away once the opponent is forced to come.

"The efficiency of Baiqi is really good."

Baodong and Leihong's efficiency is very high, and Jia Ping'an is very satisfied.

"reason."

Shen Qiu still didn't know that Jia Pingan had played such a game.

He squinted slightly,

He said coldly: "You won't mess with this dog for no reason. It just so happens that the crown prince and the prime ministers are out today. Why did you mess with that dog?"

"I'm teaching the prince." Jia Ping'an felt that this guy was a bit of an underdog.

"Your character is not good." Shen Qiu said indifferently: "Others got that dog, we will only think that he wants to eat dog meat, but you... probably want to do something shameful. Professor Prince... …you……"

Datang not only ate dog meat, but also used dog oil for cooking. At this time, many people thought that dog meat could cure five labors and seven injuries, and it was also beneficial to men. It could be called a walking hippocampus.

Shen Qiu's eyes narrowed, "You are so brave, you dare to let the crown prince hang out with those wild dogs, if the crown prince is bitten...you will never be redeemed by death."

"Come on!" Jia Pingan said sarcastically: "You can't wait to let the prince go out of the gate, and stay in the palace all day long to be a good boy, so you can relax and don't worry... But this is lazy government! You know how to shirk responsibility all day long, but have you ever thought about the disadvantages of being stuck in the palace like this?"

He knocked on the desk with his fingers, and raised his voice, "Old Shen, the prince needs to know the affairs of the world, you motherfuckers should take the initiative to provide him with such convenience, instead of blocking it!"

Shen Qiu sneered, "We don't care about this matter, we must report it to His Majesty, good or bad is your responsibility."

"Old Shen, you are getting more and more stupid."

Li Zhi is worried about the children, but as an emperor instinct, he feels that Master Jia's move has a lot of benefits.

"go Go."

Jia Pingan stretched himself, ready to go fishing.

Fishing in autumn... the small wind is very refreshing, but be careful of catching a cold.

This guy is so arrogant, isn't he afraid that the queen will kick him to death? Shen Qiu felt that this Jia Ping'an was a little strange.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Ah Fu blocking the door.

With a whoosh, Shen Qiu stuck to the base of the wall.

Ah Fu glanced at him lazily, turned and left.

Shen Qiu felt that his biggest opponent in this life was this iron-eating beast, so he thought about how to counter Ah Fu's tricks, but after thinking for a long time, he found that his strength and speed were too far behind. The so-called one power down ten times, Ah Fu only needs to open his mouth and raise his paws to rush forward, and he can only escape for his life... The key is that Ah Fu's speed is not a little bit faster than him...

If Ah Fu is a supercar, then humans are bicycles.

He tensed up until Ah Fu disappeared.

With a whoosh, Shen Qiu slipped away.

After returning to the palace, Shen Qiu went straight to see the emperor.

"Your Majesty, Duke Jia has found a dog that doesn't bite, and wants to use the dog to sharpen the crown prince."

As the emperor's domestic slave, Shen Qiu did not dare to hide such things, but he chose the word "hardening" instead of messing around.

Duke Jia let the prince hang out with wild dogs!

The tastes of the two sentences are completely different. The former is Jia Pingan doing bad things with good intentions, while the latter is Jia Pingan's frivolity and no responsibility.

Li Zhi glanced at him, "Understood."

I see... what does this mean?

Shen Qiu was still pondering.

Li Zhiben had put aside this matter for the time being, but after being reminded by Shen Qiu, he couldn't help feeling better.

It turned out that Jia Pingan planned this matter in advance, and the dog he was looking for was also a kind dog.

Have a heart!

"Reward ten ladies of Jia Ping'an palace."

Your Majesty, you are... Shen Qiu, "..."

Duke Jia's waist is probably lost... Wang Zhongliang's thoughts are racing.

Jia Ping went home from fishing and found that the atmosphere was not right.

Du He's face was tangled, and Di Renjie's face was blank.

"This is... who was boiled?"

Jia Pingan asked with a smile, and lifted the fish guard in his hand.

Look at the fish I caught.

Di Renjie looked at the inner courtyard, "Ping An... let's go in and have a look."

Click!

Jia Pingan's heart turned cold, "What do you mean by Huaiying's words?"

You did it yourself!

Di Renjie smiled like Mona Lisa, "Go, go and see."

Jia Pingan smiled, "Huaiying, you have learned badly too."

Lao Di is now more and more alive, which makes Jia Pingan very gratified.

All the way into the backyard, Hongyan saw Jia Ping'an, turned around and ran away as if seeing a beast.

"I'm that scary?"

When Qiuxiang met him, she couldn't help covering her face with her sleeves.

Didn't this big butt girl always want to swallow her brother? Why do you look like this?

When he saw the resentful Sanhua, Jia Pingan felt that something was wrong.

I seem to have a big deal.

"Wushuang, Suho, I'm back."

Jia Pingan shouted with the fullest emotion.

What about people?

The two children rushed out long ago when they heard his voice.

Not even the two milk babies cried.

Jia Pingan was speechless.

Ten court ladies still in palace attire stood in the courtyard, Wei Wushuang and Su Ho sat on the steps, Doudou was held in Ah Fu's arms, and Jia Yu leaned against Ah Fu's back.

this……

Jia Pingan looked confused, "Where did this come from?"

Could it be given by my sister?

Ten!

Ten court ladies came to the old Jia's house, and Jia Ping'an felt that the palace's scheming could begin from now on.

Wei Wushuang and Su Ho stood up to greet each other, and rushed down the steps, asking curiously, "Aye, Aye, are these young ladies here to serve you?"

From time to time, Jia Pingan talked about the words of later generations, and he even learned it by going around.

"Nothing."

Jia Pingan was very confused, "Wushuang, what's going on?"

Wei Wushuang smiled and said: "It was a reward from the palace. Your Majesty praised your husband for his loyalty, so he rewarded these palace people."

Loyal and loyal... Old Shen returned to the palace and said something nice for me?

But this is very troublesome!

Just as Jia Ping'an was about to go back, Su Ho said in a low voice, "Husband, there are Erlang and Sanlang! At least a few should be kept."

yes ha!

Jia Pingan entered the back room, hugged Jia Hong and said with a smile, "Da Hong, you are lucky."

Then he picked up the third child again, "Dongdong, can I find some maids to serve you?"

The emperor's handling of this matter was unreasonable... He probably thought that such a sudden attack would bring surprises to Jia Pingan, but it brought more surprises than joy.

Is this family doing well, suddenly ten women come in... What kind of thing is this!

Wei Wushuang and Su Ho looked at each other, a smile flashed in their eyes.

After Jia Ping'an came out, Wei Wushuang said, "Why don't you... let's divide it into a few and serve your husband."

Su Ho nodded sharply, "Yeah."

Doudou yelled: "Aniang, didn't you and the aunt say that Aye would learn to be bad?"

...

silence!

I want to kill this brat!

Suho wanted to do it for the first time.

Wei Wushuang seemed calm, even smiling, very kindly.

It's time to tidy up!

my face!

Wei Wushuang felt ashamed for the first time.

Su Ho and I were worried that my husband would be fooled by these ten charming palace ladies, but this is just a... a woman's instinct! You can think about it, but you can't let your husband know.

"Ahem!"

Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "Hurry up, it's time to do things."

The so-called bad refers to the fact that there are countless women in the families of powerful and high-ranking officials, and the main wives are just offerings. They turn into little bees on weekdays, flying around among the flowers.

But if the elders want to learn from bad women, can they stop them?

At night, because of the day's affairs, the two women discussed somehow, so the husband and wife slept together again.

There is no need for an apology between husband and wife...

As soon as Wei Wushuang opened his mouth, Jia Ping'an said, "Let's show it with actions."

"What action?"

Wei Wushuang was still puzzled, but Su Ho had already pounced on him.

This time I must grab the first chicken!

...

Things faded away.

Jia Ping'an went to the Ministry of War the next day, and seeing everyone with dark circles under their eyes, he couldn't help being a little curious.

After entering the value room, Ren Yaxiang yawned profusely and burst into tears.

Wu Kui was listless, he looked like the fifth daughter who was in charge of the night last night.

"This is..." Jia Pingan said with a smile, "President Ren, take care of yourself!"

Ren Yaxiang's yawn stopped, and he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to hit someone.

He pointed to the documents on the case table, "The old man was in the military department last night, the entire military department was in last night..."

oh!

I'm not here.

Jia Pingan glanced at the document, it turned out to be the roster of soldiers who have made meritorious service over the past few years...

cough cough!

The entire military department is staying up late to do things, but I am the only one who is free and unrestrained.

This matter should not be publicized.

Jia Pingan said solemnly: "Mr. Ren, you are busy, and I have to go to the palace to teach the prince."

This shameless!

Ren Yaxiang was furious.

but what can you say

The emperor is not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?

Jia Pingan floated all the way out of the Ministry of War, and felt that such a day was really good... Especially when he saw his colleagues being so busy, but he was extraordinarily leisurely, that feeling!

"Cool!"

All the way into the palace.

"Why does it smell like milk?"

Jia Ping entered the hall and saw a child.

The child, who looked about six or seven years old, sat beside Li Hong.

Is it Li's second son?

"I've met Duke Jia."

Everyone stood up and saluted.

Jia Pingan nodded and pointed at the child, "That's..."

Zhao Erniang also appeared today, just for that child, she said with a smile: "Mr. Jia, that is King Lu."

Li Xian, sister's second son.

Li Xian cupped his hands with a smile, "I've seen Duke Jia."

"Hehe, Your Highness is very polite."

Jia Pingan said with a smile: "Sit down."

Li Xian nodded, "Mr. Jia's study of heaven and man, I admire very much."

A child who is only six or seven years old speaks so old?

Looking at the eldest nephew, his eyes are full of love for his younger brother, which is so sincere that it makes people speechless.

Jia Pingan smiled, "Class."

"The lesson is the world."

Jia Pingan taught a new class called the world, which was a blockbuster in mathematics at that time, attracting everyone's admiration, and the director of the Imperial College even knelt down to worship the teacher immediately.

But Jia Ping'an went to Liaodong immediately, and the class was suspended for a long time.

Li Hong's eyes glowed, Hao Mi was very excited, and Cao Yingxiong squeezed out the appearance of the bustard last night from his mind...

Zhao Erniang's beautiful eyes moved slightly, and she looked at Master Jia intently.

Li Hong's personal lady, Wang Xia, even forgot her duties, and took two steps forward, wanting to hear more clearly.

The servant next to the prince, Zeng Xianglin, coughed dryly, and Wang Xia rolled his eyes at him.

Jia Pingan didn't care about their affairs, and said: "Some people say that the world we live in is only that big, so how big is this world?"

"As early as the former Sui Dynasty, some people said that we are on a spherical land, and many people scoffed at this."

At this moment, Confucianism has not yet formed a situation similar to Confucianism, and speech cannot form a monopoly, so all kinds of whimsical ideas can be freely proposed.

For example, there are various theories about the shape of the earth...

"Some people say that the ground under our feet is flat... stretches all the way. Some people say that the ground under our feet is this..."

Jia Pingan turned around and drew a square on the blackboard, then turned around and said with a smile: "If this is the case, how do we go down to the side? From a new perspective, the ground under our feet..."

He drew a ball on the blackboard, "It's a sphere!"

Zhao Erniang was taken aback, thinking if it was a sphere... why is it a sphere?

"Of course you want to ask why." Jia Pingan said with a smile: "Others will quote the scriptures, but Xinxue doesn't need it. Xinxue thinks that the ball under our feet was not like this before. It's hard to say what the original sphere looked like. Maybe it was a ball, or It is a piece, but eventually it gradually turns into a sphere as it rotates."

Li Hong said: "Mr. Jia Jun talked about his autobiography and attraction, but he thought that the caramel just out of the pot, if it is worn with a small bamboo stick and turned, it will become more and more round... This is how it becomes round when you shake it. "

Li Jingye would probably be interested in this theory.

"Yes, the prince is wise."

Jia Ping'an has never been stingy in praising his students.

"The whole earth experienced a lot in the early days. At that time, the seasons of the year were not so clear, and the day was not so long... The whole land was covered with ice and snow."

Everyone listened with gusto.

"After a series of very complicated changes, the temperature rose, the ice and snow gradually melted, and with liquid water, life gradually began to evolve... Don't think that all of this appeared suddenly. Facing the earth, we need to embrace a In awe..."

"Think about those natural disasters...earthquakes, floods, droughts...it's just the earth sneezing, and there are volcanic eruptions. The depths under our feet are not land, but... lava."

The students were all stunned.

"Some people say that there are people living in the center of the earth. Without people, the center of the earth is just a big ball of molten molten material. Let's not discuss the deeper part of the earth's core."

Many people in later generations firmly believe that there are people living in the heart of the earth. Scientists also said that the outside of the earth's core is molten iron, and the molten iron wraps iron cores with different structures. Note that it is a solid iron core. Who will believe this?

horrible!

Just thinking about the molten liquid under their feet, everyone couldn't help but look down at their feet.

Jia Pingan smiled, "The ground under our feet is thick enough to cover the lava."

"Then why does the lava erupt?"

Zhao Erniang unconsciously regarded herself as a student, and fixedly looked at Master Jia.

Jia Pingan said: "The ground under our feet is one piece, not a whole piece, that's impossible. The land pieces are actually moving. When they hit together, the ground will vibrate. This is an earthquake." the reason."

"Is that so?"

Zhao Erniang found this statement unassailable.

That look couldn't help but have some admiration.

You...you can't do anything with a cult of personality!

Jia Pingan's eyelids twitched, "Gaps appear between the plots, and the lava from the ground will rush up along the gaps, rushing out of the ground, and the soot all over the sky, the lava splashes out, and then flows out along the exit , where no grass grows...

After the spewing is over, the magma will cool and solidify, and then form a cone, and it will be quiet. But this is only temporarily quiet, some are accumulating lava, waiting for the next eruption, some are silent, and gradually covered with vegetation, it looks like a beautiful cone-shaped hill. "

"I see."

Thinking of that wonderful scene, Li Hong couldn't help being fascinated.

"get out of class is over!"

Li Xian got up with everyone, Jia Pingan nodded and left.

Just now, while he was teaching, he was observing Li Xian and Li Hong.

Li Zhi is really a good father.

He loves his kids and that never changed. This is relatively rare among emperors... After the prince became an adult, the father and son basically became rivals, guarding against each other and planning against each other... In the end, the father and son turned against each other.

And the root of everything is power!

"Quan! You are a knife that kills without blood!"

Jia Pingan hummed a song and walked slowly in a happy mood.

"Mr. Jia!"

Jia Pingan stopped and turned around.

Zhao Erniang staggered as she ran, twisting her body left and right, she looked good, but she was worried about falling.

Just thinking about this, Zhao Erniang tripped and threw her body over.

I go!

Jia Pingan subconsciously wanted to get out of the way.

But he underestimated the woman's reaction.

Before he could move, Zhao Erniang grabbed him.

Fuck!

Here is the waist!

This woman's hand was so strong that she even grabbed the waistband of her trousers, and she immediately pulled it.

Lao Tzu's pants...don't pull them down!

Jia Pingan was holding on to his trousers, and Zhao Erniang wanted to use his trousers to maintain balance. The two insisted on each other for a moment, and Jia Pingan reached out to help her to keep his trousers from being pulled down.

It's so hard to die, Zhao Erniang was about to stand up, so she went up... With this help, she reached her slender waist.

A man's head, a woman's waist...

The waist is really thin.

Jia Pingan let go of his hand without changing his face.

Zhao Erniang's complexion was crimson, her voice was so thin that her throat was mostly blocked...

"Thank you, Duke Jia."

Why!

"fine."

Helping others is my motto.

He touched my waist just now!

Zhao Erniang felt numb around her waist, and her face turned redder.

You... If you have something to say, I will leave if there is nothing to do.

Jia Pingan asked: "But something?"

Zhao Erniang was full of embarrassment, and was startled when she heard the sound.

What am I looking for Mr. Jia to do?

It seems that there is a doubt.

What question?

She laughed dryly, "It's okay, it's okay."

This woman... is out of her mind.

Jia Ping turned around and left.

Zhao Erniang stood still, all kinds of emotions drifting through her mind.

"oops!"

She stomped suddenly, "Mr. Jia."

Jia Ping turned around, and Zhao Erniang shouted from afar, "There is so much lava in the heart of that place, why didn't it burn us?"

Grilling humans...

Jia Pingan shouted: "The soil layer under our feet is very thick and can be covered."

I don't know if it's Jia Ping'an, so let's talk about it for the time being.

Zhao Erniang stood there and murmured: "He is very knowledgeable."