Great Tang Broom Star

If ordinary people ask Jia Pingan to go to the brothel, he will definitely not go, but Tang Xu is different.

The two of them and a few old brothers from Baiqi went to Pingkangfang all the way.

"It's been a long time."

Tang Xu looked at the prosperity in front of him and sighed.

"Yeye used to be proud of the brothel back then, but now she is cold in Mobei without any surprise."

"Isn't it an unspeakable secret? Why do you say it so tactfully?"

Jia Ping said lightly.

"Hehe!" Tang Xu said contemptuously: "Yeye is recharging his energy in Mobei, and he is no longer Amon under Wu."

"It's just a dream." Jia Pingan ruthlessly opened his scar.

The two entered a brothel.

The lights are brilliant!

"Do you two have any familiar ladies?"

The man greeted him, and when he looked up and saw Jia Ping'an, he couldn't help being stunned, and immediately turned around and shouted: "Mr. Jia is here."

Jia Pingan smiled wryly, "I really dare not come to such a place now."

Tang Xu hasn't been in Chang'an for a long time, and is about to kill the Quartet...

The old bustard ran over in ecstasy, ignoring the trembling all the way, her face flushed as if seeing a long-lost lover, and a familiar light burst out from her eyes that Tang Xu was familiar with.

There are wolves in Mobei!

Those wolves looked like this when they saw delicious food.

"Jia Lang!"

The bustard slammed on the brakes, miraculously stopped the rush, and took advantage of the situation to complete a series of reactions such as holding Jia Ping'an's arm, raising his head and showing a charming smile, and his eyes were full of water.

Amazing.

"Jia Lang actually came here, what a slave."

The old bustard went in with Jia Ping'an on his arm, raised his head and shouted: "Women... Jia Lang is here!"

Suddenly there were footsteps upstairs.

Many gnats looked down from the railing, and then kept exclaiming.

"It's Jia Lang!"

Master Jia, who had been away from Chang'an for a long time, immediately became a green leaf among the flowers and was surrounded by crowds.

Tang Xu squatted on the side, looking at those guys blankly.

And me?

Anyway, come and greet me personally!

"Jia Lang, this slave is yours tonight."

"Jia Lang will also like ugly women like you? Get out of the way!"

A group of prostitutes competed for Master Jia as fat meat.

"Get out of the way!"

The old bustard yelled, and under the prestige, the group of prostitutes avoided.

The bustard clapped her hands, "Yunxia."

A woman is coming.

The watery eyes are small but affectionate, and the skin is fair and tender...

"Meet Jia Lang."

This is the top card, the most outstanding is a pair of affectionate eyes and white and tender skin.

"Damn, Xiao Jia treats each other with the first card, where is Yeye?" Tang Xu couldn't hold back his face, and patted the table, "Where is Yeye's person?"

A buddy hurried over, "Wait a little longer. Your honor doesn't know... How long has it been since Duke Jia came to the brothel, and if we come today, our place will soon become famous!"

Fuck!

Tang Xu said depressedly: "I thought that Xiao Jia's children are grown up now, and he won't be popular in brothels anymore, so I dared to come out with him...I didn't expect it!"

Yunxia snuggled up to Jia Ping'an's side, looking at him with bright eyes full of affection, "I dare not expect to have a one-night pleasure with Jia Lang..."

Handsome guy, please come to me with a poem to sink me completely!

This hinted that Master Jia understood in seconds.

But he really didn't want to write poetry.

Just when he was about to decline, Jia Pingan found that something was wrong...

Why did some old men come to prostitute?

No, the old man covering his face with his hands looks familiar...

Isn't this... Li Ji?

Those old men with indifferent faces... Aren't they Cheng Zhijie and Su Dingfang who just returned to Chang'an, plus Liang Jianfang?

It seems that Li Ji suggested to go upstairs, but Cheng Zhijie boldly said that he would have fun downstairs.

"Just get a screen."

Liang Jianfang felt that Li Ji was a little baffled, "It's spacious below."

They are all old men who are used to fighting in spacious places and don't like cramped places.

Li Ji whispered: "Over there! Over there!"

Cheng Zhijie followed his gaze and saw Jia Ping'an.

"Xiao Jia!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

It's okay to go to brothels, but it's embarrassing to meet juniors!

As for what you want to say about father and son whoring together, it's not like it didn't happen...but it became a joke afterward.

Can't escape.

Li Ji coughed dryly, "Duke Xing returned to Chang'an today, and the old man and others helped him clean up the dust... Does Xiao Jia have any poems to send?"

This old ghost successfully shifted his attention to Jia Ping'an after a few words.

Everyone immediately sat together.

The old bustard was trembling with excitement, and he made a fuss about it himself. Seeing her excitement, Liang Jianfang teased her, "Don't tell me you won't charge money tonight?"

"No!" The bustard trembled, regretting it a bit, but after seeing Jia Ping'an, she felt confident, "I will never accept it."

As long as Jia Lang comes, let alone free, money will do.

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

The old bustard smiled charmingly: "It's hard to find handsome old men, so I went to find the best lady."

"Ahem!"

Li Ji coughed dryly, and the old man felt a little uneasy.

"Old man..."

"Yes." Liang Jianfang said dissatisfiedly: "Mao Gong, last time you were..."

Li Ji thought of how he taught his grandson not to come to the brothel too often... and couldn't help feeling embarrassed.

"The old man just sits."

He smiled very calmly.

"Yes!" Jia Pingan said habitually, "It's just talking and drinking."

The ones who went there in later generations didn’t have the same tone: I just went to sing and drink, and there was absolutely nothing to accompany the singing...

Several beauties arrived beside the old men, and immediately expressed their admiration softly.

The old man is quite old! Looking back, if Xiao Jia told Jingye what happened today, that naive boy would definitely yell something... Ah Weng, you are biased, Huan went to the brothel by himself, but he refused to let me go.

cough cough!

Li Ji thought about all kinds of tactics, but he didn't do anything for that Tiehanhan grandson.

"Jia Lang."

Yunxia was begging in a small way, she used all the tricks of acting like a baby, and finally dawdled...

"Don't grind, you will feel uncomfortable when you look back."

Jia Ping raised his glass to invite him to drink.

After the bustard arranged Li Ji and others, he sat next to Jia Pingan. Now, a woman sandwiched Jia Pingan in the middle, all kinds of tricks!

Jia Pingan got angry and coughed dryly. Su Dingfang was already impatient, "This time, the old man is just going to inspect, not to say goodbye. What kind of poems are you doing? Drinking is serious."

A meal of wine made Jia Ping'an very disheveled, and later everyone went out together, and Li Ji watched him.

"Is there something wrong with the British Duke?"

Jia Pingan asked blankly.

Li Ji said gently: "Why haven't you and Jingye gone out to play recently..."

"Jingye...Jingye has been busy shaking his ass recently."

Jia Ping'an was mostly awake after returning home.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

He laughed out loud in the backyard.

Can't stop laughing!

Li Ji was worried that he would tell about his coming to the brothel, so he hinted repeatedly.

Old Li, you also have today!

"Aye is crazy!"

DouDou came running wildly with Ah Fu, put his hands on his knees, and looked at Ah Ye who was squatting and laughing.

"Not crazy."

Jia Ping'an was sober.

Doudou said worriedly: "Aye, as you said, anyone who says they don't drink too much must drink too much, so you say you're not crazy..."

"Auntie!"

Went around and ran away.

"Mother, Aye is crazy."

The sound of footsteps came quickly, and then Wei Wushuang and Su Ho appeared.

"Hurry up and get in."

Wei Wushuang looked grim.

"I'm not drunk!"

Jia Pingan was speechless.

"Hold it, hang it in."

Two maids came up, one on the left and the other on the right, holding him in.

The rest is up to him.

"Hangover soup."

A bowl of hangover soup was poured in, and the two wives teamed up to strip off his clothes, and then covered him with a quilt.

"Prepare the tub."

Jia Pingan looked at the void weakly, not knowing when he fell asleep.

Waking up the next day refreshed, I touched my side with my hand... so fierce.

"Husband!"

Su Ho murmured and turned over, stretching his legs to rest on his body.

Later she suddenly blushed a little.

Jia Pingan said calmly: "This is a natural reaction..."

Immediately, there was trouble and trouble, and the water and milk blended together.

Later, Jia Pingan went out for a run.

Su Ho went to wash up and met Wei Wushuang.

"how?"

Wei Wushuang asked in a low voice.

"Very powerful."

Wei Wushuang nodded slightly, "It's okay."

As soon as the two women communicated a code word that others could not understand, it was confirmed that Master Jia was still guarding himself like a jade in the brothel last night.

During breakfast, Jia Pingan asked, "Who made the hangover soup last night?"

Doudou proudly said: "Aye, I did it."

Jia Ping'an's eyebrows were more sad.

But it stretched out immediately.

Now that the little padded jacket is harming himself, he will harm others more than ten years later... How refreshing to think of this!

"Aye, I watched Cao Er do it."

"good!"

Jia Pingan could imagine Cao Er listening to Doudou's instructions to make hangover soup with a doting face, and then he became a test subject.

Tang Xu is leaving today.

Jia Ping took Li Jingye to see him off.

Why bring Li Jingye...

"There was something wrong with Ah Weng last night." Li Jingye was thinking all the way, "Smile and laugh at me, brother, what do you mean by Ah Weng?"

oh ha ha ha...

Jia Pingan really wanted to laugh like a barbell.

Old Li felt guilty.

Outside the city, hundreds of people are waiting...

According to the rules, willow branches need to be broken, so Li Jingye really did it.

Tang Xu and Ren were saying goodbye, and they came over when they saw Jia Pingan.

"It's going to take a year or two before I come back. If there is something wrong with the wife and children at home, please take care of it."

"It's long-winded." Jia Pingan frowned, "Let's go...less prostitution, and don't sow seeds in Japan."

Jia Ping'an thought about the large-scale borrowing of seeds later. If the army went to the Japanese country and did not control it, it might be possible to change the Japanese seeds.

Be in control!

After waving goodbye to Tang Xu and others, Jia Pingan and Li Jingye returned to the imperial city.

Li Jingye entered the Ministry of Punishment loudly, and everyone greeted him one after another.

The future British prince is just dawdling in the Ministry of Criminal Justice, and this type of person is the best to deal with.

When Shangguan Guandun saw him coming, he coughed dryly, "That's dedicated! There's something happening here..."

The last time Li Jingye settled the case like a god, he shocked the Ministry of Criminal Justice, and only later did he know that this guy was an old prostitute, so he was fooled.

"What's the matter?"

Li Jingye is actually very reasonable. Under normal circumstances, if you come with him according to the rules, he will not be domineering.

Guan Dun laughed and said: "We have a lot of slaves here. Someone came to complain yesterday, saying that a slave attempted to commit suicide. That is our responsibility. Go and see... By the way, it is a female slave."

I don't dare to work on other things, but you have a lot of experience with this woman, so go ahead.

Li Jingye readily agreed, and after he left, Guan Dun said with a smile: "When he came to the Ministry of Punishment, this old man had a headache. I thought it was wrong for such a general to be a civil servant! The way to deal with him is to stroke his hair..."

"Guan Lang is brilliant!"

Guan Dun was very pleased with the flattery of several small officials.

After all, Li Jingye is a doctor just like him, but Li Jingye has no real job, and Liu Xiangdao dare not give him a real job, so Guan Dun, who is also from the fifth rank and has a real job, can manage Li Jingye.

...

A small official took Li Jingye to a laundry place.

The Longshou Canal ran all the way from the outside of the city, and after entering the imperial city, it went into the palace city. Most of the water here was used for sweeping and cleaning.

And some female slaves were arranged to wash various things here.

A group of female slaves were squatting by the canal, beating their clothes and other objects with wooden sticks.

Especially sackcloth, which must be beaten and softened before it can be worn.

Li Jingye has a strong figure and was seen by everyone as soon as he arrived.

"Where is that man?"

The little official led him into a room.

"Look, Li Langzhong, this is that woman."

The room was dark, a woman was lying on the bed, her cheeks were swollen, her eyes were black and blue, and the corners of her mouth were also swollen...

Li Jingye took a step forward and saw a pair of dull eyes.

There was no trace of life in those eyes.

The woman lay motionless, as if her soul had left her body.

"explain."

Li Jingye said in a deep voice.

"Yesterday, Mrs. Chen came back to rest. Someone raped her. Mrs. Chen struggled desperately and was beaten by...then the man managed to escape. Mrs. Chen jumped into the ditch at night. Fortunately, the sergeant who was watching the night rescued her up."

Those eyes were still blank, as if they were listening to someone else's story.

Li Jingye turned around and asked, "Who did it?"

"This kind of thing..." The little official said with a smile: "They are all female slaves..."

Li Jingye grabbed his collar and lifted him up with one hand, "Who did it?"

The little official was dumbfounded, and said anxiously: "Wang Ma, Wang Ma did it."

Li Jingye walked out.

He glanced over the scene and saw a few small officials gathered on the right side whispering, so he asked, "Who is Wang Ma?"

A little official over there stiffened for a moment, slowly stood up and raised his hand...

The little official beside him said in a low voice: "It's just to scold you, and it's over if you talk."

According to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, slaves and animals have the same status.

Wang Ma bent slightly and walked over, "I've met Mr. Li."

Li Jingye asked, "You did it?"

I did... I fucked a beast, all right?

Wang Ma raised his head and laughed, "Mr. Li, this woman is just a slave girl..."

"Did you do it?"

Li Jingye looked very calm.

Ouma nodded.

It's just a female slave, she did it as soon as she did it, she didn't die, and she didn't lose an arm or a leg...

"Bitch slave!"

Li Jingye's voice gradually became ferocious, "Yeye also likes women, but Yeye never rapes women. What did these female slaves do wrong? Their sins will be eliminated through servitude, and servitude is servitude, why insult them? Ganni mother!"

Wang Ma was stunned, "Mr. Li..."

Li Jingye just slapped his hands.

Snapped!

If someone can see clearly, they can see that Ouma's head is suddenly turned to the left, the right cheek is deeply sunken, the whole face is squeezed to the left in unison, and the mouth is slanted to the left. , spittle, blood, teeth flying in the air...

It was like being hit with a heavy hammer.

puff!

After a mouthful of blood spewed out, Ouma's eyes were dull, and he staggered forward.

It shouldn't be!

Li Jingye looked at his hands.

Yeye slapped him hard but couldn't knock him out?

Plop!

There was a falling sound behind him.

Ouma fell to the ground, causing a burst of exclamation.

Li Jingye turned around, grabbed Wang Ma, and dragged him into the room.

"But him?"

Chen Shi suddenly shrank into a ball and screamed: "Forgive this slave! Forgive this slave!"

She looked panic-stricken, with despair in her eyes.

"Ms. Ganni!"

Li Jingye lifted Wang Ma up to the door, then let go and kicked him away.

This foot is from bottom to top.

Boom!

"Aw..."

Ouma who was in a coma opened his eyes suddenly, the eyeballs were all stared out, and the miserable howl sounded like a ghost horn.

Li Jingye dragged him by the hair, dragged him to the side of the ditch, and pressed his head into the water.

Gudong! Gudong!

The blisters kept coming up.

Those female slaves were stunned...the work on their hands also stopped.

Several small officials were stunned, and after a long time someone persuaded: "Mr. Li...is about to kill someone."

Li Jingye lifted Wang Ma's head out of the water, "Who else?"

Ouma is rolling his eyes...

"You motherfucker, how dare you not say that?"

Li Jingye pushed his head into the water again.

Several petty officials were dumbfounded.

"Li Langzhong, he's still breathing! I can't say anything!"

Can you give him a break?

Li Jingye looked at these people, and said gloomyly: "Are you waiting for such a thing?"

Still want to settle old accounts?

The little officials shivered, waved their hands and shook their heads, "No, we have nothing to do with it."

Li Jingye slipped Wang Mati out and threw him on the ground.

Wang Ma was no longer in human form, and his stomach was also raised, so Li Jingye slapped it away.

"puff!"

Ouma opened his mouth and sprayed a jet of water.

Li Jingye asked, "Who else has done such a thing?"

Ouma is rolling his eyes...

Fuck!

Li Jingye simply asked him to seek a doctor.

The female slaves slowly got up and looked at him, some burst into tears, some slowly blessed...

"Li Langzhong...Thank you very much."

Those little officials are going crazy...

"This is a lunatic. Once he gets the news from Wang Ma, how many people will be unlucky?"

"Go back quickly."

Several small officials returned to the Ministry of Punishment as if they were flying.

"Wounded Ouma?"

Liu Xiangdao asked, "Are there any broken arms and legs?"

The clerk shook his head.

"Got it."

Liu Xiangdao continued to deal with political affairs.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Liu Shangshu didn't care?

Immediately, the Ministry of Punishments became lively, and several officials took the initiative to apply for business trips to other places...the farther the better.

Someone reported this to Li Ji.

"British lord, Lingsun wounded the junior official of the Ministry of Punishment..."

Li Ji was startled, "Why?"

The visitor smiled wryly and said, "It is said that it is for the matter of female slaves."

Li Ji frowned slightly, "That little bastard!"

...

More than an hour later, Li Jingye entered the Ministry of Punishment with a murderous look.

"Where is Lin Jixiang?"

Everyone was frightened when they saw him carrying Wang Ma.

"Lin Jixiang just went out and said he was going to Mobei for business."

"Bitch!" Li Jingye left Wang Ma aside, turned around to find his own horse and left the city.

Oh no!

A small official went to find Liu Xiangdao.

"Liu Shangshu, Li Langzhong has left the city."

"Just get out."

As long as Li Jingye doesn't cause major incidents, he doesn't care about small things... Then, isn't there a British man who wipes his grandson's ass?

"I'm afraid Li Jingye is going to chase Lin Jixiang."

Liu Xiangdao looked up, "Why is he chasing Lin Jixiang?"

"Wang Ma said about Lin Jixiang...Lin Jixiang likes to insult those female slaves..."

Damn it!

Liu Xiangdao got up abruptly, "Hurry up and chase after him! Hurry up!"

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