Great Tang Broom Star
Chapter 982 ? I am here to humiliate you
Chapter 982
Jia Pingan was standing outside the door with a thin book rolled up in his hand, looking at the people in the room with ease.
It's quiet inside.
An expert looked at the dozens of sheets of paper on the case table, and on them were the enlightenment readings compiled by everyone's brainstorming.
"What are you doing here?"
An expert said coldly.
Jia Pingan looked around the crowd slowly, and said with a smile: "I heard that you are waiting to talk about me, wanting to get an enlightenment book makes me ashamed, and by the way, it can also dig out the roots of new learning, so I am here."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
One was laughing, and immediately the experts in the room were laughing.
They laughed so happily that some even held their bellies together, leaning back and forth.
"Oh!" An old expert covered his stomach, laughing out of tears.
Li Yifu went outside and wanted to come in, but his confidant shook his head slightly and pointed at Jia Ping'an's back.
Li Yifu stopped and stood on the side.
Jia Ping'an took the initiative to send it to the door, which is asking for humiliation.
The old expert wiped away his tears and panted, "I waited for dozens of scholars to brainstorm for a long time, and I finally decided on the direction yesterday, and I have already achieved more than half of it. What's the purpose of Mr. Jia Jun here? Want to witness the enlightenment book we compiled? That's it... "
The old expert looked at the crowd and said with a smile: "Everyone, I think you are the Duke of Quanjia."
Here comes the self-inflicted humiliation!
Everyone nodded.
"should."
"I also ask Mr. Jia to correct me."
"I'm waiting for dozens of people, but I think it's far less than Duke Jia alone."
Jia Pingan was a little curious.
Why are these experts hostile to themselves?
The gentry are naturally hostile to him, but what about other experts?
Why?
There is only one possibility.
envy!
He thought of one thing...Yesterday he met an official from the Ministry of Rituals, who used to smile when he saw him, but yesterday he had a straight face.
The opening and opening of the school completely ignores the Ministry of Rites. The larger the scope of the school, the more responsive the Ministry of Rites will be.
The education system, including Guozijian, is subordinate to the Ministry of Rites, but the schools are independent of the Ministry of Rites. This is a country within a country.
Therefore, the Ministry of Rites is dissatisfied, and this dissatisfaction spreads into indifference.
And the opening of the school offended another group of people, these so-called celebrities.
As long as they have a part in everything that involves education, even if they don't get involved, you have to send someone to invite them. They either came to participate, or reservedly said that the old man is very busy recently, so they didn't go.
They were respected and the school was given peace.
But the emperor and Jia Ping'an obviously put these celebrities aside.
The big cake of the school has nothing to do with them.
Are you going to say that they rejected the school's invitation?
I'm sorry, it's fine for me to decline, but shouldn't you invite me again?
Jia Pingan remembered an incident in his previous life. At that time, the company held a promotional event and needed to invite several "highly respected" celebrities to attend, so he invited them.
The company knew very well that no one wanted to come, so it was perfunctory.
Sure enough, he refused as soon as he went, and the rejection was very forceful.
No time!
With the pride of a celebrity.
Do you want to go down there?
The little girl who followed has just started working, and she feels that celebrities are really hard to serve, so let's not go.
But the person in charge said meaningfully: "Maybe nothing will be achieved if you go, but you will be entangled in everything if you don't go."
The other one left the door open and said casually: "It's easy to see the King of Hades, but it's difficult for the little devil."
Afterwards, they invited several celebrities to come, so they couldn't die... A celebrity actually agreed.
The face of the person in charge was extremely ugly at that time.
The little girl was overjoyed and felt that this was an achievement.
On the day of the event, the expert squatted there and gave a speech, and the person in charge applauded wildly...but the people below gave some applause sparsely.
The little girl was surprised, "Since no one likes them, why invite them?"
The person in charge said with a wry smile: "Many things... have to be done.
"
The little girl felt that she was being beaten by society for the first time.
She thought it was over.
But within a few days after the event, one of the company's affairs got stuck.
It's a legal thing!
Why am I stuck?
The boss was furious.
The person in charge of the event quietly went to report it, and the boss's office suddenly seemed to have encountered a storm, and all kinds of things were smashed!
Afterwards, the person in charge of the event brought a gift...By the way, he also brought the little girl, saying that it would be pleasing to have a young girl following along, isn't it?
They once again came to the homes of the celebrities who hadn't been there...
The little girl looked at everything numbly...apologizing, deeply apologizing.
Then there is the drink.
The drunk celebrity dipped his finger in the wine, wrote a traditional Chinese character on the table, and asked with spring in his eyes, "Does my sister know this word?"
The little girl shook her head, and the celebrity immediately told her the evolution history of this traditional Chinese character and its meaning.
That face was getting redder and redder.
Flushing!
The little girl went to find Master Jia afterwards, "Actually...these are all faces."
It is face not to be invited, and it is face to not go when someone is there... It is face to invite guests to drink, apologize and flattery, it is face to have a little girl at the wine table...
Jia Pingan replied, "You are about to start reborn."
From the Tang Dynasty to the later generations, celebrities still haven't evolved, and they still have the urine.
It's my business not to go with this matter, but later when this matter was profitable and famous, why didn't you sincerely invite me again?
Then the position of these people changed.
Master Jia became a villain.
Are you saying this is wrong?
No injustice!
According to the practice of later generations, at this moment, Jia Ping'an should bow his head, invite a guest, and apologize, so that the psychology of those celebrities can be satisfied, so everyone is happy.
Li Yifu also felt the same way.
Is it a good thing to be the enemy? It's always right to win over some people!
The old expert folded the papers together, with some contempt and pleasure in his eyes, "Mr. Jia, please advise!"
The experts all looked at Jia Pingan with a smile.
"Mr. Jia, don't be stingy!"
"That's right, I've been compiling it for a long time, and I think there are a lot of mistakes. Mr. Jia Jun is very knowledgeable, so he can definitely give some pointers."
There are reservations, contempt, and disdain on the smiling faces...
For the first time, Li Yifu felt that Jia Ping'an was unlucky.
He heard footsteps going in.
Very monotonous and lonely.
Jia Pingan walked to the table and picked up the dozens of sheets of paper.
The eyes of the experts were on fire, as if Jia Ping'an could be ignited in the next moment.
Jia Pingan looked at them, loosened his hand, and the paper scattered.
Those reserved and contemptuous faces froze for a moment, and then flushed with anger.
"Bold!"
"You bitch, you actually despise us!"
"Today, the old man will definitely not give up with you!"
"Find Li Xianglai and tell him that Jia Ping'an humiliated us!"
"..."
Amidst the menacing noise, Jia Pingan slowly put the book in his hand on the table, turned and left.
"He actually left?"
"You want to leave after humiliating me?"
"Stop him!"
An old expert stopped Jia Pingan.
The expert before the case picked up the book, spit on his finger, and then froze for a moment.
It's written on the cover!
"Sound Enlightenment?"
Rhythm?
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Experts think that Jia Ping'an is here to make a joke today.
No, it was self-indulgence.
Li Yifu outside wanted to cover his face.
"Clouds against rain, snow against wind..."
There was disdain in the expert's voice.
"Sunshine against the clear sky at night."
The old expert frowned slightly.
"Looking at the geese, old birds and singing insects."
The expert's voice paused, and there was even more joy in his eyes.
"Three-foot sword, six-jun bow, Lingbei faces Jiangdong."
Experts praised: "The allusion of the three-foot sword comes from Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, and the allusion of the Liujun bow comes from the left turn, which is wonderful!"
"The Palace of Qingshu on earth, the Palace of Guanghan in the sky."
For the first time, there was more surprise in the eyes of the old expert.
The same is true for Li Yifu outside.
Qingshu Hall is in Luoyang, which teaches geography. But what is Guanghan Palace?
The expert said: "There is a note here. Guanghan Palace is a rumor. It is rumored that there is a palace on the moon, called Guanghan Palace."
"Smoky willows and green willows on both sides of the strait, a garden of spring rain and apricot blossoms."
An expert praised: "beautiful!"
"Two temples are windy and frosty, a visitor who travels early on the journey; a cloud of mist and rain, an old man who fishes late by the stream."
The old expert's lips trembled.
He glanced at Jia Pingan.
"Give Way."
The old expert dodged obediently and watched Jia Pingan go out.
Li Yifu is just outside the door.
Jia Pingan glanced at him, then left.
The voice inside continued.
"Advancement versus innovation, differences versus sameness, old people versus yellow boys."
this……
An expert murmured: "These can teach children a lot of knowledge, and more importantly, the beauty, the beauty of rhythm, my voice of China should be passed down through the ages, and advertised through the ages!"
An expert slapped the table violently, blushing and shouted: "Enough!"
The experts who were reciting were taken aback.
He looked up at the expert who slapped the table, and said softly, "Be gentle."
Then he bowed his head again.
The sound of reciting resounded in the room again.
"The river wind is against the sea fog, and the shepherd is against the fisherman."
"Yan Xiang is ugly, Ruan Tu is poor, and northern Hebei faces Liaodong."
Li Yifu walked in.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Li Yifu shook his head and asked: "Can the five-year period continue?"
Dead silence!
Li Yifu walked out.
He despises such celebrities.
But many scenes cannot do without them.
The confidant was a little shocked, "Sanggong, dozens of people here have tossed and tossed for a long time, and finally came up with something like a program, which has not yet been prepared to fill in. He even came up with this Enlightenment of the Rhythm by himself. I have never heard of it before. It can be called pearls, and it is even more beautiful. How did he do it?"
"talent!"
Li Yifu looked at the blue sky, and even the crisp autumn air couldn't make him feel better.
"He has been leisurely, going to the Princess Mansion, playing with the children, teaching his disciples, going to the Ministry of War to ask Ren Yaxiang for leave, and entering the palace... I haven't seen him think about this matter."
My confidant thinks this is really a dog.
"Every word is precious! Could it be that he figured it out after a little thinking at night?"
Li Yifu said indifferently: "Back then, Shangguanyi claimed to be a poetic talent, so he was proud of it, but after meeting Jia Pingan, he was ashamed several times. Now whenever he writes poetry, he will definitely see if Jia Pingan is there..."
"Such a person! The old man never competes with him in knowledge, but competes with him... These idiots!"
When I got home, I went around to show my merits.
"Aye, did I copy it well?"
"The one you copied was sent to the palace, and the queen will definitely agree after reading it."
After the rhythm enlightenment came out, Jia Pingan asked the boss and Doudou to copy it.
He left the boss's share with the experts, but Dudou's share was sent to the palace.
"Aye, I want ice cream!"
"It's getting cold!"
The old father had a straight face.
"Aye..."
The little padded jacket tugged at his wrist, and his whole body fell down.
Jia Pingan dragged around and shouted, "Ah Fu, come and see your sister!"
Ah Fu glanced lazily at the tree.
"Aye..."
...
What Wu Mei held in her hand was the Three Character Classic.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good..."
She looked at it slowly and recited it from time to time.
The prince is here.
"Auntie."
Empress Wu didn't move.
"Auntie!"
Empress Wu frowned, which means don't bother me.
After reading it all the way, she let out a sigh of relief. He picked up another book next to him.
"Take a look, Prince."
Li Hong took it and opened it, his first reaction was...
"Aniang, this word is so immature."
"It was copied around."
The prince was stunned for a moment, "That's a good word."
He slowly finished reading Enlightenment of Rhythm, and raised his eyes, "Aniang, this book..."
"Your uncle did it."
There was more relief in Wu Mei's eyes, "I said that he has been wandering around these days, and he is not afraid of shame. Who would have thought that he would come up with this Enlightenment of the Rhythm at will. Enlightenment is difficult. Thousand-character prose is good, but it is empty. Children don’t like to read it. The Three Character Classic is catchy, and it contains truth knowledge. I thought he would never publish another enlightenment book, but who knows that he wrote another beautiful rhythm enlightenment, although some The local rhythm is wrong, but it will be fine to change it later... Great!"
...
The "Datang Enlightenment Textbook Compilation Committee" that had just been established was disbanded, and they didn't even have time to receive a share of money.
One by one, the experts left the imperial city blankly.
"Mr. Li!"
An acquaintance smiled and walked to the expert's side, "You are... but have you compiled it?"
The experts are dumb.
The acquaintance was surprised, "Mr. Li..."
The expert glanced at him and said flatly, "Don't get in the way."
"I'm not in the way!"
The acquaintance watched him staggering forward, and asked, "Mr. Li...you said you wanted to humiliate Jia Ping'an yesterday, why did you..."
The expert turned his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he roared: "This old man is incompetent! Is that enough? This old man is not Jia Pingan's opponent, no, this old man and others are not Jia Pingan's opponent. Are you satisfied?"
The acquaintances were stunned.
The expert forced him over, and sprayed the acquaintance's face with saliva, "I can't do it, and dozens of people can't do it, and they all watched Jia Pingan casually create this book of vocal enlightenment to humiliate us, humiliation! Is it enough?! Is it enough!! !"
The acquaintances had never seen him look so crazy, they were frightened, and nodded subconsciously, "Enough is enough."
The expert nodded, and suddenly his eyes turned red, and he burst into tears, "Dozens of people! Dozens of people have racked their brains, but it can't compare with the Enlightenment of Sound Rhythm that Jia Ping'an randomly made, dozens of people!"
The acquaintances got the information: Dozens of scholars were compiling enlightenment books, but they lost to Jia Ping'an's Enlightenment with Rhythm.
They racked their brains, but Jia Ping just played around.
They lost their temper, but they were so aggrieved that they wanted to vomit blood.
"Dozens of people!"
The expert roared up to the sky, "It's all a bunch of hogs!"
...
Jia Pingan compiled a book called Enlightenment Enlightenment, dedicated to Enlightenment.
However, the compilation of dozens of scholars who forgot to sleep and eat failed.
In mathematics, Jia Yu was immersed in his homework.
Cheng Zheng's voice came from behind, "Mr. put the scroll in his hand, and just walked in like that. Those celebrities humiliated him...Mr. didn't talk too much, just put the rhythm enlightenment on the table, and then left. But it was stopped by someone."
Xu Yanbo scolded: "You bitch, I feel that the humiliation is not enough."
"That's right."
Cheng Zheng smiled gloatingly, "Then someone read the Enlightenment of Rhythm and read it... You didn't see the faces of those famous people! They said that there are all kinds of colors..."
Xu Yanbo felt itchy, "How did you know?"
"There is a small official...you understand."
It's normal for some people in this class to have connections.
"The person who stopped Junjun Jia was dumbfounded. Junjun Jia just said to give way, and he obediently moved away..."
A student laughed and said, "Isn't this trying to humiliate Mr. and be humiliated instead?"
"Sir, you are so knowledgeable. I just don't want to argue with them. But those people are pressing harder and harder. Mister broke in in a fit of anger, and the faces of those so-called celebrities who were hit by a book of Enlightenment of Rhythms hurt."
"Sure enough, sir is sir."
Is Aye so powerful?
Jia Yu looked up.
The classmates are very excited.
Yes.
We are new learners.
It's not the same as those famous people.
In the past, Jia Pingan never told them about his time outside, and Doudou still thinks that his father is just an ordinary official.
Jia Yu was able to know these things because he studied mathematics.
"Mr. is here."
Everyone hasten to sit down.
After the gentleman came in, he said with a smile: "The book just came out, the rhythm is enlightening, I think you should read it later."
Everyone is happy.
"You know everything?"
Mr. was a little bit annoyed.
"This is for enlightenment. It was compiled by Mr. and it is now being printed with movable type. You can buy it later and let your younger brothers and sisters at home read it."
A student said: "Sir, women should not study!"
This is a world where men are superior to women, and the task of women is to bear and raise children, and to care for their husbands and teach their children.
Jia Yu stood up, "Why can't women read?"
The student said: "What do women do when they take care of their children at home?"
Jia Yu pressed his hands on the desk, wishing he could spray it.
"This has nothing to do with responsibilities. Women should also have the right to know the world."
Everyone is laughing.
Jia Yu was very angry and said loudly: "Mothers who study can bring out smart children!"
All laughter is gone.
Jia Yu sat down.
The husband said approvingly: "Yes, mothers who study can teach their children from an early age. Such children are better than ordinary children. In addition, my husband said that men are human beings, and women are also human beings. You can go to the market to see that the bag-carrying is the same. There are women, and there are also women who do business... If there are no such restrictions, what can women not do?"
He tapped on the table with his fingers to remind the students to pay attention.
"You wait to find the society, turn to page thirty-eight."
Everyone found the textbook from their schoolbags and turned to page 38.
"It's despicable for men to gain a sense of accomplishment by depriving women of their rights."
"Women can hold up half the sky!"
...
Brothers, the jazz is asking for a ticket!
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