Guard With a Knife

The biggest NBA news in January is actually about the NBA voting list being dominated by three Lakers players.

This year the Purple and Gold have received a total of three All-Star spots. They are: Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant and Snoop Dou!

Originally, Carlos Boozer should also have one. Although he played mediocre this season, he also averaged 16.5 points and 7.2 rebounds per game. It's appropriate to occupy a spot, but... once he occupies a spot, it basically means that he will start. With his style of sucking up to Snoopy, Duke fans sent him to the starting power forward every minute.

However, even if NBA executives have made plans.

But Nash, Kobe, and Dugger who were included in their list still undoubtedly occupy the starting positions of point guard, shooting guard and forward.

This has caused overt and covert dissatisfaction among many star players.

After all, the old man is already in his final years. Shouldn't he have completed his final performance in the All-Star Game long ago? Besides, he averaged 12.2 points, 5.1 assists and 1.9 rebounds per game this season, which is not All-Star level.

You can't just put him in the starting lineup just because the interaction between him and Snoopy is interesting, right?

There are so many point guards in their prime in the West waiting to be fed.

Chris Paul is now the number one point guard in the league. Although the Los Angeles Clippers led by him have been completely destroyed by the purple and gold in terms of exposure, their record is not bad. They are now fourth in the Western Conference.

In addition, players such as Tony Parker and Westbrook are also in urgent need of opportunities.

How can an old man who is almost 40 years old be in urgent need of showing off in the All-Star game?

Many people are unconvinced.

But there is no way!

Nash wanted to come out and make soup at first, but Doug stopped him firmly: Since the fans like to see you, why do you have to be so humble? Maybe we can even get an All-Star MVP and a trophy just for the money.

Nash is a very gentleman, but he can't stand the fact that the Duke keeps brainwashing him. What are you talking about... This is the last All-Star game in your life. Do you have the heart to let the fans who are waiting for you never see you licking your fingers on the free throw line?

Nash was convinced, even though he wanted to hit Dougal: Snoopy was actually questioning his hygiene. Damn it, I wash two dates a game, one before the game, one after the game, and I might have to wash another one when I get home.

Of course, he didn't say this out loud.

If he said it, the Duke would definitely criticize him: "It would be great if you added the shower data to the rebounds. The new leader of the Los Angeles Slam Dunk League!"

In addition to Steve, those sour grapes are also worried about Kobe entering the starting lineup.

In their view, how could a guy who was injured after playing just a few games be on the All-Star ballot? And it ranked second on the voting list. Is this the story of the broken back triangle in the Los Angeles locker room that will be moved to the All-Star Western Conference locker room? What are those crazy fans doing? Have you seen the efforts of other players? Why was Kobe able to start just by flirting with Snoopy? Do those players who work so hard not even deserve to be mentioned by name?

Is this fair?

unfair!

Kobe Bryant made it clear at the end of January: "I will officially come back in the All-Star Game!"

This shuts down some people's ideas.

Some players originally hoped to replace Kobe's injury list and become the starter.

But they don't know how uncomfortable Kobe is holding back. Since mid-January, he has been frantically wanting to compete. But Dugger kept shooting and refused, and even asked Kupchak to add his mobile phone number to the blacklist.

The helpless Bryant had no choice but to save the country and announced that he would be back in the All-Star Game: Snoopy can only control the air, but can he still control the All-Star Game?

Dugger laughed off Bryant's announcement that he would return for the All-Star Game. Kobe has been cultivating for so long, and there must be no problems with his body in all aspects. His injury actually required five or six weeks to recover, but Dugger forced him to give him eight weeks, and by the All-Star Game, it was even almost nine weeks.

There is no way, Kobe has exhausted too much energy in the previous seasons, and he has to make up for it.

I also asked my sister-in-law to make up for it.

Vanessa's eyes have been so tender lately, and her attitude towards Doug has also become much better. After all, when Doug went to his house in the past, he would play ball all night long and never give her a chance to play. Now, Doug directly suppressed the Black Mamba at home. She beat the snake and followed it with the stick. The Black Mamba finally did not escape from her grasp. Although there were some rules about weekly salary: Vanessa did not follow them at all. . They Mexicans have a fine tradition of smuggling immigrants!

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Although Los Angeles was caught up in endless All-Star issues in January, they did not affect the progress of the game.

I played a total of 14 games in January, with 9 wins and 5 losses.

Maintaining a record of more than 60%, although the ranking in the Western Conference was surpassed by the Thunder, it is now ranked third in the Western Conference. But this does not constitute pressure on the Lakers. The fans are now just watching the game for fun.

They are now reversed by the jokes of Duke, Nash and others. Whenever the game comes, they always wonder: Can the leader and deputy leader of the New Los Angeles Dunker League complete a standard dunk tonight? Can the leader and two deputy leaders of the new Los Angeles violent forward group score truly violent goals? And can "Los Angeles' last hope for post-ups (the name changed by the Black Mamba)" really give people hope?

It doesn’t matter if this is moral decay, let alone the decay of human nature.

Anyway, the happiness is over! !

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While the fans are happy, the Duke is actually not that happy this month. Because Daphne never had her feet on the ground, she worked hard for her career everywhere, whether it was film production or film screening. By the way, she also went to see which potential NCAA players there were, and used one minute as two minutes.

This gave him no chance to experience the feeling of lightning invading again.

When can I become the real Thunder God and Lightning Mother? !

Dougal was really worried.

At the same time, the Queen of Sweet Song came to Los Angeles twice in January, although her son was not seen on both occasions. But the purpose of her visit was to discuss the wedding date with her parents-in-law. They discussed it over and over, referring to various superstitious schools, such as the Book of Changes, the Five Elements, and the rising constellation... Anyway, Chinese culture has a long history, and they have time to keep them busy. go.

Anyway, I couldn't decide on it twice. Even the second time the Queen of Sweet Song even brought twelve masters over for reference, but there was no result. On the contrary, it made... Mr. Tolisman enter the devil's path. He is a scientist and a disciple of Master Newton, but he is obsessed with the Five Elements Bagua?

This is so sinful! !

Newton studied theology because he had mastered all the sciences. Now you are just an associate professor. How bad are you? Can't you study your basic physics well? There is still a lot of room for exploration in Newton's laws. The Five Elements Bagua is a bottomless pit, and you can’t play well with it, dear.

In any case, at least in January, the two sides did not reach any consensus.

And under Duggar's insinuation, the wedding day will basically be moved to 2014. Because 2013 is a "no spring year", it is not suitable for marriage.

Doug's head was spinning.

Do you still have to wait a year to get a certificate and start working?

This made him feel quite depressed, which led to the scene of 39 crazy shots against the Detroit Pistons on February 2, and he contributed 25 irons.

After the game, even Charles Barkley couldn't help but sigh: It's too bullying. If the Pistons weren't rebuilding, they would have beaten the Lakers in this game.

There is no way, even though the Duke is so tough tonight that people can't help but wear the number 24 on his jersey.

However, Artest is fierce enough.

Ron Artest has basically been paddling this season and hasn't played many good games. But it is like Hailan House, which can give you a surprise every month. The last time he played against the Thunder, he broke out without warning, killing the Oklahomans' dream of winning.

Tonight, he seemed to recall the scene of being beaten up at the Palace of Auburn Hills many years ago, and then he exploded again. 5 of 6 three-pointers... Do you think there is still justice?

He just relied on his own strength to bring the game back.

Without him, the Lakers would have lost to Detroit.

"Snoop should thank Artest." Kenny Smith also said the same.

And right after that in Cleveland, Snoopy should thank Nash, the leader of the new Los Angeles Dunker League.

If it weren't for Nash's heroic performance, he would have scored 26 points on 9-of-11 shooting. The Duke, who shot 10 of 29, will be the culprit.

Of course, this game also fully proved that Irving really doesn't know how to defend. He actually allowed the two Los Angeles league leaders to score a total of 42 points, which was a rare dumpling.

"It's normal to miss shots. I have to become more proficient in my offensive methods now. You know, Kobe will be back soon. When he returns to the court, he will definitely be picky about my various offensive postures. I must study hard like a student rushing for exams!”

In an interview with "Cleveland Honest", Duke Snoop finally told some of the truth.

Frankly speaking, the relationship between Snoop and Cleveland has never been better since LeBron James defected to Ohio State. In the past, the Cleveland media would feel uncomfortable if they didn't criticize Dugger. Now they are one of the groups that most vigorously advocate for Snoop to be the first player in the NBA, and they can even be ranked among the top three in North America.

The Duke also kept some interactions with them, such as accepting their interviews.

Therefore, when reporters asked him how he viewed the Eastern Conference playoff situation this season, he reciprocated by saying: "I think Chicago will take the lead. Miami is by no means a rival of the Bulls. The Bulls have an unprecedentedly strong lineup, and Miami The foundation is not solid!”

Cleveland really likes such remarks, and even Cleveland owner Gilbert publicly liked it.

They are opposing Miami now and want to see LeBron embarrassed.

Anyway, Cleveland is now in a prosperous situation and has won two No. 1 picks in a row.

However, LeBron complained about Dugger's statement. On the one hand, he believes that Dugger should not accept the interview with Cleveland and join them in 'connoting' himself. On the other hand, he believes that the Bulls will not be Miami's opponent, and the Heat have reached their own championship moment.

Therefore, he resolutely stated at an event in Miami: If Miami does not win the championship this season, it will be the biggest failure of my career! We have reached the point where we have to win the championship.

His words sent excitement throughout the South Coast, and people believed what he said.

Because at the end of January, the Heat defeated the Bulls by 20 points.

With the current situation in the East, they have basically confirmed that the East is invincible.

In the west, it was still chaos. The Los Angeles Lakers are now on the verge of chasing fourth place in the Western Conference, and they are not afraid of the top two in the Western Conference, whether they are the Thunder or the Spurs.

That's why LeBron had the confidence to say such harsh words before the All-Star Game.

As for LeBron James's almost ultimatum speech, the Duke did not respond at all, or even ignored it.

To him, James is a wealthy gambler, but he only lost $1 million. Although he could have lived a good life away from the gambling table, he chose desperate stud.

As he said himself, if he cannot win the championship this season.

Well, this was truly the downfall of his career. At the same time, it was also a big defeat for the Big Three, and even more so for the fortune teller.

As a big winner, why does Doug want to talk so fast with the loser?

He chose to chop 24 irons in Milwaukee and continue to pay tribute to the great Milan blacksmith Kobe Bryant.

Of course, what makes Milwaukee people regretful is that even if Snoopy smashed 24 irons, they still couldn't win. The reason is... Milicic scored 19 points and 14 rebounds, and Whiteside scored 12 points and 15 rebounds. Ilyasova, Mbah a Moute, and Sanders were no match for these two, and were beaten to death by them... Is this justified?

Why do the Lakers always have this kind of magical operation?

Either the new dunker league stepped forward, or the violent forward group stepped forward. Tonight was good, Los Angeles' new hope for post-ups all found hope.

WTF! !

Since the Milwaukee Bucks held the Zunyi meeting in 2007, they have never been able to get good results from the Chinese.

With the end of this game, the Duke's tour of the central United States has also come to an end. He, Steve Nash and others will fly directly to the southwest of the United States to start their All-Star tour in Houston.

Anyway, whether those sour grapes are convinced or not, the Purple and Gold Army accounts for three of the Western Conference All-Star starters.

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