Guard With a Knife

Mr. Davis's birthday party was a great success.

This success means that all 228 bottles of Romanee-Conti he purchased were consumed without a drop left.

Although the wine is from the 2011 vintage, the price is not too expensive, but it is still close to US$150,000! !

These guys are so capable.

Especially the two Wangba who came from Oklahoma, each took five bottles with them. Do they know how to drink? Have you ever seen a country bumpkin who picks up red wine and blows on the bottle? These two are it!

"Durant is just a migrant worker!"

Davis said with great distress: "Next time I go to Oklahoma, I have to drink it back!"

The bearded guy felt a little aggrieved. It wasn't that he was worried about the money, but that he was thinking about playing the Thunder for five minutes. What's the use? You can't spill your grievances about losing on our family's wine. Every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its owner. If you have the ability, go to those three people.

What's interesting is that here comes the San Wangba... Steve Nash is alone, and he likes to drink. But his fighting ability was completely lacking. He only drank two drinks in total. Although he took away two bottles and tasted them slowly, they were still within the range that could be absorbed.

Someone like Artest is completely annoying. He drinks a lot, carries a lot, and even thinks about staying and flying with Davis.

How can Big Beard approve this? If Artest, the bully, is left here, he will have to figure out how much of the family's wealth there is. There is nothing left to do next: celebrate your birthday every day!

In fact, Artest has already locked the next target. Whiteside was born in May, so he is a Taurus!

Aries has been a Taurus in the past, so why not seize the opportunity to celebrate your birthday.

Whiteside shivered with fright when he heard these words. Of course...he took a lot of the red wine from Big Beard's house.

But... Davis was a landowner, he had a career in Hollywood, and he was doing well in investing. Compared to him, I am just a younger brother who is just starting out. I cannot rob the poor and give to the rich, which will cause chaos in the society.

And Dugger also stopped Artest's unhealthy tendencies to further undermine the autumn wind. After he announced that it was strictly forbidden to attack local tyrants, let it go this time and it would not be the case next time.

This regulation makes the bearded man burst into tears. Is this why I was fucked for nothing? Not even a chance to make money?

In this regard, Snoopy pointed his finger at Artest. Every injustice has its owner, and you have to find him!

So, from that day on, Davis never drove his own car to the arena again. He always bumped into Artest's car.

However, this made Doug a little puzzled: Does Davis still want to save the more than two hundred bottles of wine from the gas money? ? Although Artest's Hummer has high fuel consumption, it's not Romanee-Conti that's burning!

Snoopy always felt that Davis was doing a losing business.

But in fact, Davis is taking precautions before they happen. If you guard against Artest, doesn't it mean you guard against the reasons and excuses for the next birthday? ?

Of course, for a man like Bearded Man who has property everywhere, this little money is just a drop in the bucket. Everyone is just having fun and showing the harmony within the Purple and Gold Army.

In this team, there really isn't that kind of person who can do anything.

Although Artest likes to play in the autumn wind, the old car worth more than 50,000 US dollars was given to Whiteside.

Everyone is an open-minded person.

Only when bright people stay together can we indulge in the autumn breeze.

…

The Lakers still maintained a crazy and unpredictable rhythm in the second half of the season. Their personnel scheduling and tactical adjustments can be described as messing around.

No one can predict whether he will be suspended in a certain game. For example, Kobe Bryant scored 39 points against the Kings, but was suspended in the second game against the Suns.

Anyway, since the introduction of the three-member elders system, employees taking turns to take holidays have become extremely frequent.

Just like Ron Artest, he performed extremely well in the game against the Indiana Pacers, scoring 23 points, 8 rebounds and 2 assists in 31 minutes. In the next game against the Pistons, he was suspended for entering the practice court with his left foot first.

And Steve Nash is not immune. If he plays well in the last game, he will definitely be joined by Snoopy and Kobe in the second half of the game.

On the contrary, Dugger has been stable, averaging about 40 minutes of playing time per game, and is unbeatable.

At the beginning, the commentators were all confused, especially because they were confused by the daily exchanges between Snoopy, Nash, and Kobe, and they couldn't figure out what was going on.

Later, they discovered that as long as the veteran players played more time, they would definitely enter a rest state in the second half.

And in terms of tactics, the Purple and Gold Army gave the old guys full freedom.

Even Ron Artest can find the same feeling he had with the Kings in certain games: unlimited power to fire.

This is especially true for players like Jamison, Nash, and Davis.

In a sense, the Lakers did not use them as role players at all, let alone let them practice a certain skill to become functional players.

This shows the Lakers' humanistic sentiment from top to bottom.

Probably...this is why the Purple and Gold Army has such a good atmosphere now and is quite popular among retired players.

Nowadays, a large group of old players who still have some strength, headed by Stephen Jackson and others, are greedy in their hearts. They admire the bearded guys and Ron Artest and these bastards, and live like a husky every day. There is no pressure to win, no responsibility for losing, and you can still mess around every once in a while. The most important thing is that major authoritative magazines have listed the Lakers as a very competitive team for the championship. What can be better than this? job?

We are all people who have made enough money. Who doesn’t want to be happier and happier when we get older, and win the championship by the way?

Didn’t you see that the Black Mamba is starting to laugh on the court now? He used to always have a sullen face, pretending to be a cold killer, but now he actually gestures to the bench after scoring a goal.

Where do you go from here?

Shaquille O'Neal decided to take his talents from the studio to the West Coast, but Kobe Bryant's reply was very firm: Ugly no!

He didn't want O'Neal to come over and rub his heat.

Moreover, he knew that with O'Neal's show-off personality, he would soon become the darling of the locker room and even Snoopy's favorite. He didn't want that sexy fat guy to come over and contaminate the audition.

…

What’s interesting is that although the Purple and Gold Army was resting, changing tactics, and changing cores, they were galloping along freely, playing from the end of February to the end of March, and then to mid-April.

They still firmly maintain their position as third in the Western Conference.

After going back and forth several times between the first and second teams in the Western Conference, the Spurs and Thunder were almost cross-eyed. The Lakers still sit firmly on the Diaoyutai.

The reason for this is that the fourth place in the Western Conference is the Los Angeles Clippers. The Clippers are also a hopeless team. They just can't catch up! Even if the Lakers sometimes give up their martial arts skills, they can't do anything about it. Moreover, they are often pushed down from the fourth position by the Grizzlies. With the playoffs approaching, their biggest goal now is to maintain the home advantage in the first round.

In this regard, the Duke often lamented: Why can't we be allowed to take the most difficult road?

We entered the playoffs in fourth place and faced the strongest bottom half opponent in the first round. The second round will be against the first place winner in the regular season, and the final against the second and third place winners!

How exciting!

Can't you fulfill my dream of defeating all the powerful men in the West at once?

I'm not the kind of liar who puts up small advertisements on telephone poles and spends a lot of money asking for a child to fulfill my mother's dream. This thing...only Kobe can do it. He really wants to have a son.

And now Duke Snoopy is... ascetic, although he can often eat a lot of meat at one time. But the relationship with Daphne completely stopped at that kiss on the sidelines of the Staples game: she was too busy!

And when the little Duke lamented in the west that life was as lonely as snow, the man in the east almost had his brains knocked out.

Since the Duke moved to the City of Angels, the Eastern Conference has immediately emerged with a pattern of two super teams and many strong players. Moreover, no one is willing to obey anyone. It seems that after the death of Qin Shihuang, the world was immediately in chaos. People and ghosts all jumped out to rise up and compete in the Central Plains, hoping to become the common master of the east.

Even a place like Milwaukee dares to dream of a championship, let alone the Pacers and Hawks who have been working hard for many years.

After all, this is because LeBron James is not dominant enough!

Back when Duke was in the Eastern Conference, these teams dared to blatantly say they wanted to win the championship?

And right now, Miami hasn't figured out the Bulls yet.

Every time the two super teams meet, they fight like crazy. Since Dwight Howard was taught by Snoopy in the All-Star Game, he has become united and selfless every time he plays against the Heat, and he plays well with Rose's pick-and-roll. Called Shunliu, the two brothers felt like brothers who had a beer together at three small barbecues every day.

The most direct result of this phenomenon is that in the two battles in the second half of the season, the Bulls won both!

And with three games left, the Bulls were half a game ahead.

At this time, something dramatic happened.

Both teams will come to Los Angeles for oral exams in the remaining three games. It's like going to Beijing to take the exam. If you want to get the final medal, you have to pass Mr. Snubis.

Teacher Si has been really a little distracted lately.

The day before the Chicago Bulls were about to arrive, he pointed at Milicic in the locker room: "In the next game, you will be the core. We will make tactical arrangements around you. You have to accept this challenge and strive to combine the Bulls' three major players." Gao Shan was subverted once and for all!”

This is going crazy!

Even Milicic thought this was so nonsense.

Why did I, a second-place importer, suddenly become the core of the team? He wanted to say something at that time and invite Gao Chao, but he couldn't stand the fact that the Duke was so eloquent.

At that time, Duke Snoopy read two poems to him: Gouli...uh. Heaven is about to entrust this man with a great responsibility, and his muscles and bones must be worked hard first...

Milicic didn't understand it anyway. He felt that there was quite a lot of knowledge in it.

Finally, he decided to give it a try.

And Snoopy told him that he only needed to do three small things.

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