Guard With a Knife

LeBron really wanted to cry.

He just watched helplessly as the Miami Heat were beaten by the Purple and Gold Guns, and it wasn't that he didn't play well, but that the opponent was too crazy.

Snoopy changed into a different person after entering the fourth quarter. It was like Robert Downey Jr. put on Iron Man's armor. He exuded an evil and arrogant aura everywhere. Not only did he dare to shoot, but he also dared to shoot. Enter!

The same goes for the Black Mamba. He has obviously worked hard until he was panting and sweating profusely, but he can still cum... The girl from Eagle County never said you have such endurance. What are you showing off? If you can afford it, go home and give birth to a son.

"They were simply killed by Snoop and Kobe Bryant."

With 2 minutes left in the game, Earl Johnson had already begun to conclude the game: "There are no skills and tactics at all. The Lakers didn't even play other players. Starting from the fourth minute of the first quarter, It’s up to the two superstars to fully demonstrate the ability of super players to dominate the finals.”

"Miami didn't lose anything. They just lost because they were not dominant enough. Their scoring ability was not as good as the Purple and Gold's, and their scoring explosiveness was far inferior!"

Kenny Smith shrugged: "Although I know that Kobe Bryant does not have enough physical fitness to be as crazy as tonight in the game the night after tomorrow. But I still have to say that the Miamians who have lost their first home game are in danger. LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh. It’s not that they are not strong. Isn’t Charles Barkley strong? Isn’t Karl Malone strong? Is it strong? They still had nothing to gain during the Michael Jordan era."

Smith tried to make Miami fans feel better.

But he first made Barkley next to him uncomfortable. Charles stared, raised his eyebrows, and emphasized aggressively: "We were not a team back then. Do you think I, Reggie Miller, and Karl Malone wouldn't be able to defeat the Chicago Bulls when we were together at the peak? Michael Jordan would have been ravaged by our family for at least five years. Second-rate!"

Um...this kind of hypothetical question is really troublesome to discuss.

Therefore, Earl Johnson happily read out Snoopy's statistics tonight: "40 points, 15 assists, 11 rebounds, 2 steals and 2 blocks!"

Then he exclaimed: "Wow, another super triple-double. This guy can do anything. If he plays more in garbage time, I even think he can get fifty points. In terms of his touch at the last moment, It’s so easy, just four three-pointers.”

"Kobe Bryant also contributed 38 points, 7 rebounds and 5 assists. Although he made 4 turnovers, his flaws were not concealed. He is still one of the most powerful attackers in the world, and in terms of regular attacks, there is no one better than him in the world. A richer and more complete player!”

Johnson analyzed seriously: "The total score of the Big Three is 81 points, and they are also very good. But only 3 points more than the Zijin Double Gun proves why they lost by a large margin."

Johnson's words undoubtedly put the Purple and Gold over the Big Three, which will make Miami fans very unhappy.

However, the Lakers are very happy!

When the final whistle sounded, the final score of 138:121 was finalized.

Many Lakers fans took out their keyboards and climbed into the Miami fan forum.

"It's an honor to lose!!! Since the Miami Heat became the only team in the playoffs to persist until the fourth quarter before being kicked into garbage time, the Big Three are indeed worthy of their reputation!"

"The Eastern Conference is worthy of being the strongest. The Western Conference champion only won 17 points in a single game!"

"LeBron James is running rampant in the Eastern Conference. His 32-point triple-double is enough to defend his status as the second player in the league!"

"Tonight, let us drink a full drink for the tenacity of the Eastern Conference champions. They are the only players in the NBA today who can withstand the Purple and Gold Double Gun for three quarters!"

"…………"

The anger of the Lakers fans was palpable. They were as "humble" as if they had just lost a life-and-death battle.

In fact, Kupchak is also very humble.

When he was interviewed in Los Angeles, he said sadly: "I am worried about our situation. We can only rely on the personal abilities of Snoop and Kobe Bryant. Alas! We are a tactical-first team. Team, I hope they can learn the lessons of this game and strictly improve their tactical literacy from this moment on, so as not to let such a sad scene happen again!”

Forehead….

Well, Kupchak almost has no wings, he has already floated over the City of Angels.

Compared with the arrogance and pride of the Los Angeles Lakers, Miami's mood is depressed and heavy.

James, who was running rampant in the Eastern Conference, refused all reporters' visits after the game. He even kicked a chair in the locker room. Afterwards, reporters investigated and found that the door to the home team's locker room had also been severely damaged.

Miami's Big Three really can't afford to lose.

This is their third year as a team, and the lack of results in the previous two years has put them under tremendous mental pressure. If they lose again this year, then all the meaning of their unity will be destroyed, leaving only a gorgeous laughing stock for the world to spurn!

There was actually a lot of jubilation in Cleveland, and owner Gilbert even opened champagne on social networking sites to celebrate.

The cheers of his hometown fans made James completely lose his way home.

He originally thought about winning two or three championships in Miami, returning to his hometown, and then leading the top picks selected by the Cavaliers in recent years to fight for the championship.

But...heaven does not come true!

Snoopy burst out of the sky and completely destroyed his plan.

He is now hung high, unable to go up or down, and can only be used as a target!

Is this my fate? ?

When LeBron wondered whether his life would never get better, Kobe Bryant already talked about the issue of Finals MVP in an interview with the media.

Reporters told him that he performed very well tonight, even as good as Snoopy. Will this affect the final award of MVP?

"I've won enough MVPs."

Bryant wanted to show off the generosity of a veteran player.

However, the TNT reporter was very straightforward. He said: "You only have two, and Snoopy also has two. Now you are on the same starting line."

"Forehead……"

How can Black Mamba's pussy be lowered?

He could only scratch his head and look at the sky, and then said: "This thing is not important. Our biggest goal now is to win. You know, we used 120% of our energy to win this game. If we end the game It’s difficult if we only perform at 100%. This is their home court, so we don’t even think about it!”

Well, my pussy has finally come full circle.

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