Guard With a Knife

"Tonight is undoubtedly a difficult night for the Miami Big Three. After the game is over, they may not sleep all night. They will reflect on everything in the past three years... and even reflect on why they came together. They They could each be beautiful and dominate one another.”

"But when they come together, they embark on a difficult road. They can only win a championship, and more than one championship to eliminate those doubts and ridicules."

"However, the sad thing is that they met Duke Snoopy. Duke, who only joined the league in 2008, formed the Bulls' golden backcourt with the No. 1 pick in 2010, and then sniped the Big Three in the Eastern Conference Finals in the summer of 2011. Then the script repeated itself in the summer of 2012... The Big Three suffered two consecutive defeats in front of the Duke. This made their reputation drop to the extreme. In a sense, this season is their last chance."

"But who would have thought that the young duke would lead a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people to dominate the west?"

"Miami's 2012-2013 season is coming to an end soon. Now... the question people need to discuss more emphatically is: As the first person in history to win the East and West championships for two consecutive years and win three consecutive Finals MVPs, whether Mr. Has surpassed Michael Jordan and become the best perimeter player in the history of the league?”

As the game progressed into the third quarter, TNT's Comrade Earl Johnson couldn't wait to make the epitaph. At the same time, a new round of praise for the Duke began.

This made Charles Barkley very unhappy. In terms of qualifications, experience, and the close relationship with the Duke, how can you still get ahead of me? When it comes to praising the Duke, shouldn’t it be about first come, first served?

"When Michael Jordan was 24 years old, he had yet to touch the floor of the Eastern Conference Finals." Kenny Smith couldn't wait to talk loudly: "I can honestly say that Snoopy is already the best player in the world. And he is the most versatile player in history, and he is also the greatest perimeter player in the history of the league!”

Kenny Smith’s method of touting is pretty straightforward.

This made Barkley confused.

How else can I blow it?

Are you bragging about his great beauty? Or his singing voice is moving? Or amazing acting skills?

You don't play like this. As a senior and die-hard dog fan, I don’t even have room to speak.

Do you still play your cards according to common sense?

Forehead….

There is no way to act according to common sense. When the biggest commentator in the world, Black Bill Simmons, started making plans to write a biography of Dugger and record his great basketball story in the long history... What common sense is there?

Common sense is that everyone is a bullshit! Because of Sting! !

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The Purple and Gold finally returned to their usual level in the last game of the season. Dugger, Kobe, and Nash used the triangle offense to defeat the Miami Heat in the third quarter. The 26-point difference made the Miami coaching staff fall into despair.

In order to avoid greater despair, they took the initiative to substitute in the fourth quarter to give themselves the final dignity.

When the substitute players from both sides reached the fifth minute of the fourth quarter, LeBron James had already stood up and left the arena early.

There wasn't even a gloating boo from the fans as he walked down the tunnel.

Everything is so quiet.

Just like the ending of this series: the ice melted into the warm water, leaving no trace.

The excitement that everyone predicted before the start of the series did not happen, and the fire and oil never appeared.

The Big Three of Miami fell silently at Duke Snoopy's feet, becoming another pile of bones under the Duke's throne...still an insignificant pile.

When people talk about this season, they only talk about how the Purple and Gold Army was invincible under the leadership of Dugger, how they swept their opponents out one by one and created a unique 16-game winning streak in NBA history.

As for the opponents in the finals, the Miami Big Three?

There seems to be no difference from previous opponents, both were swept 4:0. It's not even possible to tell whether they are stronger or the Denver Nuggets, who were eliminated in the first round of the Western Conference, are stronger.

After LeBron James returned to the locker room, he sat in an ice bucket prepared in advance. He hoped to use this cruel ice to make his mind clearer.

Time flows back in the cold icy water, and yesterday's scenes flash before my eyes one by one.

LeBron thought of the summer of 2010 more than once. At that time, everyone was saying that LeBron James had become the number one player in the league and that he would soon dominate the NBA.

However, at that time, he made the decision to go to Miami.

This decision was criticized at the time.

However, for the sake of the championship, he doesn't care about so much.

He used his smart brain to calculate at the time that if he won three or four championship trophies in Miami, he would return to Cleveland, return to his own city, and win back the first trophy in history for his hometown. At that time, all the infamy will disappear. And he... is still the indestructible number one in the world.

He correctly calculated the hearts of people, the laws of business, everything... except Snoopy.

He never expected that Dugger would become his obstacle. He actually attacked him in the east for two consecutive years.

After coming to the West, he once again swept Miami in front of the O'Brien Cup.

Starlight doesn't ask about travelers.

LeBron James dunked his head in ice water.

Now, he and Miami have become a historical joke in the NBA. Moreover, Cleveland has become a hometown that cannot be returned to...because in all of North America, Cleveland is the one who laughs at itself and Miami the most.

Besides, if you can't win the championship, it doesn't count as returning home. It's even more impossible to gain public recognition. People will just think that you can't survive outside, so they run home in despair to seek comfort.

Grrrrrr!

A series of huge bubbles emerged from the ice bucket, just like question marks in James' head: Why? Why does Snoopy Dou appear in the NBA? Why would he steal all my light and all my glory? Now, no one tells me that the future is mine, and no one says that I am the chosen one, and no one puts me on the discussion list of the number one player in the league... Everything about me is even becoming Snoopy. foil.

Could it be that...am I born to play a supporting role?

LeBron James couldn't help but feel sad. He choked on a mouthful of ice water and almost didn't recover.

He emerged from the icy water.

Then, the staff around him ran in. Tell him: "The Heat owner intends to pay a huge luxury tax to sign Dwight Howard, and Howard is very happy to join the Heat. Now, the Heat are asking you to see if you are willing for the team to do this!"

LeBron James' face instantly showed uncontrollable joy.

Does Howard really want to join the Heat?

Are the Heat really planning to pay a huge luxury tax?

If so, then our hope is really coming.

But after the huge surprise, some worries arose in my mind: three superstars teaming up has been ridiculed, and four superstars are tied together, what will happen to the public opinion.

And...what if the four superstars lose to Snoopy again?

It was the scariest thought that ever crossed his mind.

But this idea was crushed by him very quickly. He believed that this could never happen. What the Heat lack most in this year's finals is interior defense, and Dwight Howard is the most powerful interior defender on the planet. He was once the only superstar in the NBA who could replace himself alone.

If he joins, this year's championship will never fall into the hands of the Lakers.

"Agree, I totally agree!"

LeBron James said quickly.

His current situation is that of a super racing car that has lost its braking performance. It has entered the highway of no return and can only continue to rush forward with no way out.

The Miami Heat club is like a gambler who has lost all their cash. Now there is a person who is willing to lend them five million, but he has to use his family property as a bet. Although losing, life will be more difficult. But if you win, you will get back everything you lost before.

In this case, it was impossible for him not to gamble wildly on stud.

As for Mr. Howard, the happy monster, he was really unhappy in Chicago. He was tortured unspeakably by Snoopy's younger brothers.

And the most important source of pain is the Lakers...when they asked for a trade to join, they licked them like a dog. As a result, I heard that Snoopy was going to be traded. They immediately sold themselves to others. Before the press conference even started, and before they even boarded the plane to Los Angeles, they were informed that they would be re-signed to Chicago.

This kind of experience is unbearable for any superstar, especially one of Dwight Howard's stature.

He originally joined the Lakers because of Kobe's words, "I'll teach you to win championships." But now, Kobe has embraced Snoopy's lap and doesn't care about me. What is intolerable is unbearable.

Howard made up his mind to fight tooth for tooth and eye for eye, not only to end the Lakers' championship dream, but also to let the Black Mamba know: You, a thundering and heartless man, will not end well for you.

When LeBron James stands up from the ice bucket and begins to envision next season.

A roaring salute came from outside the arena, followed by uncontrollable cheers and screams from the audience.

The game is finally over.

The Lakers won the championship.

If there are no accidents, Duke Dog will also be crowned Finals MVP three times.

"From now on, it's a long downhill slope of your career."

LeBron thought fiercely in his heart. Now with the news of Howard joining, his sadness has been diluted a lot. The confidence of the insiders is even higher.

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At the same time, the Duke was being hugged by little Artest, and then the bastard Baron Davis poured a whole bucket of Gatorade on Snoopy. Immediately afterwards, the devil Steve Nash actually held his own head...mu-a! Mu-a! Mu-a!

The important kiss comes three times.

This caused the scene to scream.

Du Ge quickly reached out and wiped his face, how disgusting. When my father-in-law found out, he had to think that I was gay. He was very suspicious. Don't let my marriage be a red light, okay?

The Duke understands very well Steve Nash's excitement about winning the championship for the first time in his life, but it is better not to break the ethical code.

And... Kobe! Hey, Kobe, what are you doing? It's not your first time, what are you doing...mu-a! Mua! Mua!

It is also an important third consecutive marriage.

Damn it, even jumping into the Yellow River can’t wash it away.

Originally, my father-in-law suspected that he had a close relationship with Black Mamba. Now that Black Mamba has acted like this, people have not believed the news.

I'm going to get married soon.

At this moment, little Artest actually wanted to kiss the Duke's beauty.

Can I fuck you?

At that time, the Duke showed his astonishing Chinese Kung Fu knowledge. He stepped on the instep of little Artest, and when little Artest screamed in pain, his hands suddenly collapsed, and then he struck with both palms, killing little Artest at that time. He was knocked back two meters.

Finally defended loyalty successfully.

"It seems that Duke Snoop's feelings for Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant are still extraordinary. Ron Artest is a little pretentious. With his appearance, Snoop will never look at it. Fuck him."

Kenny Smith teased the Lakers love triangle in front of a national audience.

It provoked a burst of laughter and protests in front of the TV... How could the Duke be fucked by a stinky man? He is the private property of women around the world! !

David Stern soon appeared in the center of the field.

He quickly announced the 2013 NBA championship and pronounced the Duke's name without any suspense, linking it to the Finals MVP.

The whole Stamps was in a state of excitement.

This is the unquestionable result.

Snoopy's performance in the finals was impeccable, almost flawless.

If such a great player doesn't win the Finals MVP, will he give it to Kobe Bryant?

In fact, Black Mamba has long given up on this.

What he's thinking now is... I've got six championship rings. If I get three more, I will retire. One of my ten fingers must be left to wear my and Vanessa’s wedding ring.

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