Guard With a Knife

With Tracy McGrady and Allen Iverson joining the Lakers nursing home at the buzzer, the Lakers instantly became the team with the oldest average age in the league today.

Steve Jackson, Ron Artest, Baron Davis, Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady, Steve Nash, this whole thing is the Twilight of the Gods, nostalgic stars Great gathering, the Sunset Red Singing Group reaches its peak again!

This makes watching Lakers games become politically correct in the minds of old fans.

After all, this team has gathered a lot of famous figures from 1999 to 2006. When old fans point out the country, they always say: Who are the current stars? They hug each other at every turn. When we watched it back then, it was called a turmoil. Everyone is a good man, everyone is a hero.

Now, these half-old men all gathered under Du Ge's command, and they were even more excited.

After all, this is not some peak grouping. This is the re-employment of old colleagues to use their remaining energy.

Although it is said that the Lakers' schedule after the All-Star Game was relatively difficult, losing three or four games in a row.

But for the old fans, they are full of confidence. In front of the new fans, they still have a arrogant attitude and all kinds of awesomeness: What is this? You have no idea how powerful these old men are. Can you listen to the experts? Did they say before that Snoopy couldn't make the All-Stars?

But the young fans didn't take it seriously. The more these old guys pointed out the situation, the more aggressive they became.

"Can those guys be the same as Snoopy? Our Lord Duke is a superstar among superstars. In the game against the Mavericks, Iverson was even knocked to the ground by Jason Terry. You actually said that he Is he the crossover king of the NBA?”

"And Tracy McGrady, the scene where he was blocked three times in a row by John Hansen of the Bucks is still vivid in my mind."

"Now the Lakers are supported by Nick Young."

Forehead….

It is indeed the case.

While Kobe Bryant is still on maternity leave in Los Angeles, the Duke is now acting like a veteran cadre who has taken a back seat.

Every game is a pseudo-starter.

Then leave the game completely to Nick Young and Giannis to dominate. By the way, we also train the veterans... You say it's annoying or not, other teams are training rookies, but it would be better for the Lakers to let a group of veterans participate in the recovery competition.

In every game, Iverson and Tracy McGrady, who have a basic salary of 400,000, run like grandchildren.

The two of them were originally full of fat, but now they have turned into muscles that can be seen with the naked eye.

Bill Simmons even boasted in his column: The Duke is simply the best psychological counselor in the world. Look at the Lakers now, Iverson's dark circles are gone, Tracy McGrady's fat is gone. Every game they play is full of positivity, and the entire Lakers team is full of warm and positive energy.

Well, the vicious Mr. Simmons has completely changed from being a bad guy to a bad guy.

Nowadays, public opinion is no longer the scene of verbal and verbal criticism back then. It has long since turned into the attitude of "Long live Snoopy, the Duke is invincible". Even more and more people say that Dugger has surpassed Jordan back then, even though he did nothing.

The media's doubts about Snoopy have long since become a denial of his personal ability...can he lead this team full of veterans to win the championship again. He has already won two championship rings. In fact, since he entered the league: he has never missed the Finals. But this year it seems a bit mysterious.

With consecutive losses in the All-Star Game, the Lakers' record has even dropped to seventh in the Western Conference. This also makes the volume in the media louder. After all, other strong teams are making great progress, and only the defending champion is sinking. It cannot be justified no matter how you say it! !

However, here's the interesting thing.

Buss and Kupchak, the two players who are far away in Los Angeles, brought a wave of new performances at this moment.

Kupchak appeared in front of the media pretending to be extremely sad. His exaggerated performance made the Thunder, the second-best player in the Western Conference, want to kill him.

"Ah! What should I do? Why have we suddenly fallen so low? When I see such a record ranking, I tremble all over. I feel cold sweat all over my body on a hot day. My hands and feet are cold. Hell is empty. The devil is in the world. Can this season be better? We "What can we do to escape the current predicament? Tears flowed down our faces... If this continues, we will face one of the two best teams in the Western Conference."

Forehead…

Even fans in Los Angeles think this dog is a bit too much than the general manager.

This is no longer a matter of flattery or obedience, this is what deserves a beating.

However, Kupchak is far from reaching the peak of his career. Among the management of the Purple and Gold Army, there are more mountains than the other, and there are even more weird ones among the weird ones. Little Buzz quickly ran out and refreshed what extreme operations are.

"Maybe... it's my fault. If we don't make it to the playoffs this season, I will shave my hair, and I will tattoo my face with Chinese characters: regret and handsomeness!"

“It’s all my fault, all my damn, charming, nowhere-to-place charm.”

Forehead…

Even Doug wanted to punch him twice.

But there is no way, this is the trend among the Lakers now. Whether it's the management or the fans. They are very confident in their hearts. Even if the team is losing, they still smile happily and even modestly say: We are at this level. In the playoffs, be willing to be lightly abused, win as little as you lose, and just don't get swept.

Would you say it's irritating or not?

The biggest joy for Lakers fans these days is encouraging the Black Mamba to make a difference off the court.

The family issues of this veteran who has played for the Lakers for nearly 17 seasons suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention.

After all, they have already won 6 championship rings.

I have to give birth to a boy, right?

It would not be good if the Duke was still alive.

Recently... the news about the Duke's wedding of the century has spread more and more. Reporters have more than once photographed the former Duke's girls going to bridal shops to buy bridesmaids' outfits. This has left the media very confused: but they have to admit, The scandals in the past few years have indeed caused Snoop to be wronged by public opinion.

If Snoop is really a playboy, how could all the rumored girlfriends give such blessings to his wedding and even compete to be the bridesmaids. This is so unscientific.

There has never been such a magical man in human history.

Therefore, even though there was no evidence to prove the Duke's innocence, he was still pardoned.

Nowadays, when everyone talks about the Duke, they always add the prefix "pure".

To be honest, Snoopy himself was quite embarrassed by this.

However, Allen Iverson obviously didn't think so.

It has been 2 months since Iverson joined the Lakers, although the Lakers' record has always been on the edge of the playoffs because of his arrival.

However, Iverson himself is much stronger. In sharp contrast to the sluggish look when he first arrived.

To be honest, he initially thought that the Lakers locker room with Wu Sheng, Artest and the bearded captain must be a mess, with all kinds of forbidden topics. It will definitely be quite happy.

But now, he only drinks milk when he goes to the bar.

Moreover, I competed with Snoopy almost every day. By the way, the Greek Monster and Nick Young are also added.

This accelerated his body's recovery.

Although it will never be possible to return to the peak state, at least it will not be the sluggish posture before.

"Snoop is the most decent player I have ever seen. He makes the atmosphere in the Lakers locker room fun and positive. I love being here. There is no hierarchy here, no distinction between up and down. Everyone can take advantage of him." Making unscrupulous jokes, even if he is the most powerful and richest basketball player in the world."

"I would never believe his previous bad scandals."

Iverson continued: "I was touched by how dedicated he was to love."

Forehead….

Shortly after Iverson said these words, the Los Angeles media photographed the Duke meeting with at least seven duchess in Beverly Hills.

But now people no longer think about anything else. But I'm guessing: Is the Duke's wedding getting closer?

Compared to the Lakers, who play brotherly basketball heartily and happily without the pressure of a record.

The Big Four in Miami Beach have begun a crazy harvest of wins. This season they are completely aiming for a regular season winning record.

After the All-Star break, they have won an astonishing 17 consecutive victories and are still on a roll.

The four superstars' hatred for the Duke supported their unity. Dwight Howard, the troublemaker, was actually surrendered by Pat Riley in Miami... Yes, when the fortune teller watched the team prosper, he paid again It's just like watching the team in 2006 rush to the championship trophy, and he immediately kicked out Stan Van Gundy as the coach. Now Spoelstra has been demoted to assistant coach.

Pat Riley can't wait to break the regular season victory record and once again win the O'Brien Trophy to prove his dignity as the ace godfather.

So far, the Heat have only lost 5 games.

In terms of major prediction rankings and even the odds offered by bookmakers, they are far ahead of all other opponents.

After all, they have the Big Four! ! Three of them are ranked in the top five in the league's strength list, the NBA's No. 1 center, No. 1 shooting guard, and No. 1 small forward. The weight of three firsts is enough to make people frightened.

Especially this year, the Lakers are not doing their job properly. Let Nick Young play in isolation all day long, let the Greek monster do whatever he wants, and the group of veterans who receive basic salaries, what kind of squandering has the team become?

Some media even believe that even if Snoopy is at full strength in the playoffs, it will be difficult for him to lead the team to the Western Conference finals.

Some radical people even said that if the Purple and Gold Army does not become serious, they may not even make the playoffs.

When these arguments are combined.

Some teams that were originally fearful of the Lakers have also begun to drift away. For example, the Los Angeles Clippers have a group of elite players such as Chris Paul, Turkoglu, Blake Griffin, JJ Redick, Barnes, Jamal Crawford, and DeAndre Jordan.

After all, they are now ranked fourth in the Western Conference, and their head coach is Doc Rivers, who came from the Celtics.

Is it completely an elite configuration for the championship?

Therefore, the dizzy new owner of the Clippers, Mr. Ballmer from Microsoft, became tough: "We have to rearrange the teams in Los Angeles."

Having just won seven consecutive victories, they are confident that they can overturn the fortress of the old world.

They are so ambitious that DeAndre Jordan even claimed: All we lost were the shackles!

But screw you.

At that time, Artest responded.

Then beat the gongs and drums, and the Purple and Gold Army prepares for a battle to bring order to the chaos!

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