Guard With a Knife

The moment the three-way deal was announced, Doug was discussing with his parents backstage at the draft what to eat tonight. .Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ. Lao Du wanted to try the hot pot in Chinatown, but Lao Lan said that the hot pot in Chinatown was not authentic at all and had a 'butter' taste, so he might as well go to a Michelin-starred restaurant to eat authentic filet mignon. Then Lao Du said Lao Lan, you are a petty bourgeois degenerate, but at the same time he said that if Du Ge called his "girlfriend" over, he could consider eating Western food.

When mentioning her 'girlfriend', Lao Lan suddenly remembered what Lao Du had said without thinking in front of the reporter before, and she quickly calculated the old score.

The two began to have small-scale quarrels, and their emotions were delicately controlled between anger and jokes.

This is the unique communication method of their old husband and wife.

Duge just admired silently by the side. He really liked the time spent with his parents. Although the two of them are a rich and powerful real estate agent, and the other is a gentle and noble queen of sweet songs, they can't match each other, and their personalities are very different, but they can find the point of harmony and love with each other.

This is a very great philosophy.

When Duge was about to go to the subsidized dining table to get two glasses of water for old Du Laolan, Michaelsley, who was wearing an oversize suit and raised his head, came over: "Hey, Snu, let's get to know each other again. I'm Michaelsley. We will be teammates from now on.”

He looked like a fool, holding a bottle of red wine in his left hand, and stretched out his somewhat greasy right hand to complete a black-style high five with Doug.

Doug has a clean freak.

So, he clasped his hands together: "Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Doug, you can call me Snu. Also, why do you say we are teammates?"

Seeing Doug's clasped hands, Michaelsley's eyes lit up immediately, and he exaggeratedly said, "Hey, Snu. Do you know kung fu? Jackychan! Bruce Lee! Water..."

As he said that, he did not forget to do a classic pose of Bruce Lee.

"No, you are wrong." Lao Du hurriedly corrected: "You have no actual combat ability."

Old Du's English had a strong smell of plastic, but Michaelsley understood it. He was very pleasantly surprised and said, "So, you know kung fu?"

Old Du raised his eyebrows: "One hits you ten, NO-problem!"

Michaelsley was immediately intrigued,

The second place in the new division will compete with Lao Du on the spot.

Although Lao Du is only 1.75 meters, he has indeed practiced martial arts since he was a child, and has practiced some sanshou.

Moreover, he had a cheerful temperament, and he played tricks with Sli on the spot. The two dialed back and forth a few times, and Lao Du suddenly pushed out with his palm... Plop!

Slily, whose center of gravity was out of balance, immediately fell two steps away.

The surrounding lottery rookies and league staff were so frightened that Sly's brother also rushed to argue with Lao Du.

Du Ge didn't expect Lao Du to be serious. He saw that something was wrong, so he rushed to escort him.

Unexpectedly, Michael Sley stood up laughingly, and insisted on asking Lao Du to teach him a few tricks, and he also knew to call him 'Master'. It's just that the tone of his voice is a bit strange.

Old Du didn't mind his strange name.

So an hour later, the Doug family, along with Sley, his single mother, and his two brothers who had grown up playing games, showed up at a Sichuan hot pot restaurant in Chinatown.

As soon as Lao Du sat down, he talked about his heroic deeds in his crappy English and Sly and his two little brothers who were obviously "goofing off" on the street.

"...You Americans don't have any technical content, nai-ve, too-young, too-simple. Our country pays attention to fighting and fighting. If you want to 'mix' to make a name for yourself, you have to accept socialism again. Education. I also came out of the slums in the country. I relied on myself and two fists. I started as a brick mover on a construction site, gradually became a small contractor, and then led a group of brothers to rob the construction site..."

When Lao Du talked about his family history, Michaelsley and his little brother were dumbfounded. For those born in the slums, this is simply an upgraded version of the American dream.

"...Look, now my wife is Beyoncé. My son is a high-achieving student from a famous American university. I am now worth more than 200 million U.S. dollars. This is the winner in life. You are all small characters, In Mandarin, the little bastard..."

Old Dugan said that he didn't feel satisfied, so he quickly asked the boss to drink a few bottles of baijiu, insisting that the three Sli brothers, who had never drank Chinese baijiu, drink with him.

"Man, you should drink something white."

So, less than two laps. The three began to float away.

Lao Lan was very dissatisfied with Lao Du's behavior, thinking that he was messing around.

But Old Du waved his hand: "What do you know? I'm paving the way for your son. This little bastard, Sly, has a very simple mind. I'll calm him down. Your son has gone to the team, so he has some kind of help."

Lan Fei stopped talking.

She looked helplessly at her son, and Du Ge was really dumbfounded.

In the past, he didn't like to deal with this kind of black people with low quality and low quality. When he first learned that he wanted to be teammates with Sley, he was still a little bit conflicted.

But I didn't expect one thing to fall for one thing. Once Lao Du, a socialist veteran, made a move, the three of them bowed their heads. They drank some wine and said all their heartfelt words. How old did they learn to fly leaves? At what age did the first fight, at what age did I find a 'girlfriend' and I'm not responsible for everything.

Why didn't I see that Lao Du had a domineering spirit before?

Doug muttered to himself.

...

The next day, after Slijiu woke up, he immediately came over to greet Lao Du. Lao Du casually taught him a few Sanshou moves, and then told him to practice hard. If there is anything he can't do, ask my son. My son has also learned it.

After hearing this, Michaelsley looked at Dug with respect.

Du Ge really didn't expect that Chinese kung fu movies would have such a great influence on the low-level black people. Sanshou is really incapable of actual combat ability in the ring. Which fighter would push you back and forth?

But that's good too, I heard that the NBA has a habit of bullying rookies, and there are second places to take care of each other, maybe you can save some bags.

Old Du Laolan played in New York for two days, and then flew back to China.

Duge stayed and accepted an exclusive interview with the Chinese media.

For Doug to get the No. 8 pick, the Chinese media did not expect it at all. Most of the previous reports predicted that he would fall to the second round. They did not expect that not only the eighth pick, but also the Miami Heat paid a high price. This shows that Pat Riley, who had belittled Doug before, has always admired him very much, and is very likely to give him an important tactical position in the new season.

As a result, the Chinese media looked forward to Dug's NBA career, and most of the reports sent back to China were mainly praise.

But in the United States, Dug and Pat Riley were almost sprayed with nowhere to go. Even here in Miami, there are countless newspapers attacking Pat Riley with front-page headlines, thinking that he made a terrible choice, this choice will "single" destroy the reputation he has accumulated throughout his life, and also claim that he will Be the second Michael Jordan.

Faced with such accusations, Pat Riley felt a bit too much.

Duger didn't bother to care about it at all. Anyway, in the United States, he only accepted interviews with the Orange County Register, and he always emphasized that he was a point guard.

And now the American media seems to scold Pat Riley more.

However, when he was on the plane to Los Angeles and was about to go to shoot the latest Nike commercial, Taylor Swift's injustice for him successfully pushed him to the forefront of the basketball circle's "public criticism".

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My No. 8 pick in today's sports reports mostly used words like 'shock' and 'accident', which seems a bit inappropriate